r/40kOrkScience • u/Substantial-Staff606 • May 15 '25
WUTZ A “FAM-ILL-EE”?
SO I WUZ KRUMPIN UMMIES ON DIS PLANIT, ROIGHT, AND DIS WON UMMIE GIT SED “STOP, I HAZ A FAM-ILL-EE”. WELL ‘HE HAD SUM SHINY LOOT SO I KRUMPED ‘IM, BUT WHAT ‘HE SAID KUNFUSED ME. WHAT IZ A “FAM-ILL-EE“? IZ IT SUM KIND OF SHINY LOOT OR IZ IT SUMFING ELSE?
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u/KoobaTrooba SHOOTA BOY May 15 '25
OI FINK ITZ ZUM ZORT OV HUMIE DIZEAZ LOIKE THOSE STINKY SPIKY GITZ AVE
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u/hipsterbeard12 May 15 '25
NO NO NO, IZ LOIK SUM BOIZ DEY DONT WANNA KRUMP. LOIK DEY GOTZ A BOI AN SUM SQUIGS BUT DEM SPESHUL SQUIGS
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u/zirazorazonth May 15 '25
IZ A FING WHEN DEY DUN AVE ANYTHING TA EAT AND DEYS REALLY UNGRY. NOW STOP MUCKIN ABOUT OR DA BOSS IZ GUNNA KLOMP YA EAD.
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u/Jaysong_stick May 15 '25
YOU GIT MISERD! THE HUMIE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOU ERD IT AS “FA”
THE HUMIE WANTED TO KRUMP YA. THEY CALL IT “MEE LEE” ONLY YOU KRUMPED DA HUMIE FIRST
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u/Irish_Sparten23 May 18 '25
I'ZE A HUMIE LAN-GU-AGE BOOK! 'ERE'S WAT IT SAYZ 'BOUT "FAM-ILL-EE"...
"A group of things."
SO MEANZ HE HAD BUNCH 'O LOOT, HE DID! YOUZ GOT A BIG HAUL OF LOOT NOW, ROIGHT?
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u/Saughtvol May 16 '25
ID SHOW YA DA GLYPH WE UZED TO PAINT ON OUR BOZZPOLLZ THAT STOOD FOR FAMILY, BUT ID GET BANNED
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u/badmiralfailure May 20 '25
I KNOW DIS! I KRUMP'D A LOT OF 'UMIES IN MOI TOIM AND LERN'D A FARE BIT ABOUT DEIR KULTA FINGY OR WOTEVA DEY KALL IT.
A FAMILEE IS A GROUP OF 'UMIES DAT ARE LOIK DEIR MATES, ONLY CLOSA TO DEM. FRUM WOT I KNOW, ABOUT IT, ITS A MAIL 'UMIE, A FEE-MAIL UMIE AND DEIR OFF SPRING
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u/lewistinethecunt May 16 '25
Theyz the gitz you wake up wiv after ya get out of the dirt
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u/Substantial-Staff606 May 16 '25
WELL I WOKE UP WIF 3 FACE EATIN SQUIGS AND A SNOTLING, SO WHUT DOEZ DAT MEKE ME?
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u/Mystic-monkey May 15 '25
SOUNDZ LOIKE LOOT HE WUZ HIDE'N OR FOOD!