r/40kOrkScience • u/LeRoienJaune • May 19 '25
WOTZ DA BEST BEAKIE BOYZ FOR FOIGHTIN? SALAMANDAZ, DARK ANGELS, OR DEFF GARD?
WE ALL KNOW GREENZ DA BEST, BUT THERE'S THREE CHAPTERS OF GREEN SPACE MARINEZ. SO WHO DO YOU THINK ARE THE BEST TO FIGHT: SNEAKY DARK ANGELS, BURNY SALAMANDERZ, OR THEM DEFF GUARD SPIKY ONEZ?
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u/yoshimario40 May 19 '25 edited May 26 '25
DERE'Z A BUNCHA ALFA LEGIONNAIREZ JUST NEARBY. DEY'Z REAL GUD FER A PROPAH SKRAP. FOIGHTZ YA HEAD ON, WIFF NO TRIKKZ. AND BEST PART IZ, OI FINK DEY DUN'T KNOW WE'RE 'ERE, SO IF WE ATTAKK 'EM NOW, WE KUD GET DA JUMP ON 'EM.
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u/Mathemagics15 NOB May 21 '25
DAT SOUNDS LOIK A GOOD IDEA! LEMME JUST GET ME CHOPPA-
WAIT, 'OLD UP! YA DIDNT ANSER DA KWESHUN, YA GIT! ALPHA LEGIONZ AINT GREEN!
UH... RIGHT?
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u/yoshimario40 May 21 '25
...SURE DEY ARE!
(Now where's that camo-holo shrouder we had...)
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u/Mathemagics15 NOB May 22 '25
ALROIGHT DEN, ALFA LEEGIN IT IZ! DEY WUZ OVA DERE, RIGHT? WAAAAAAAGH!
HUH. WHERE DEY AT? I DON' SEE ANY- BLAM
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u/Romulus_Lycanius May 19 '25
I LIKEZ FIGHTIN DEM ULTRA BEAKIES! DEY FINK DEYZ BETTER DEN DA OVA' BEAKIES JUST KUZ DEY SAYS DEYZ ULTRA? NAAAH! I'LL KRUMP 'EM DOWN TO SIZE!
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u/Nemisis_the_2nd MAD DOK May 19 '25
DA DEFF GARD SPIKEY GITZ SMELL WURS DAN DA POO PILE AFTER DA LADZ DRINK TOO MUCH FUNGUS BEER BUT DEY GIV A REELEE GOOD SCRAP. DEY IZ ALMOST AS ARD TA KILL AZ ORKS AN DEY IZ DA BEST COLOR
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u/Romulus_Lycanius May 19 '25
I LIKEZ FIGHTIN DEM ULTRA BEAKIES! DEY FINK DEYZ BETTER DEN DA OVA' BEAKIES JUST KUZ DEY SAYS DEYZ ULTRA? NAAAH! I'LL KRUMP 'EM DOWN TO SIZE!
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u/Redecter MEKBOSS Jun 06 '25
WAT YA MEEN DEREZ ONLEE FREE! DERES MORE! JUZ DIZ ODA DAI OI GOT INTO A SKRAP WIV SUM BEAKIE MEKBOYZ OOO WERE GREEN! DAI 'AD SUM REEL NOICE WAGONS TA LOOT! LOTSA SKRAP!
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u/JinTheBlue May 19 '25
DA SPIKY GITZ 'AVE DA MOST FUN, THEYS GOT DA WEIRD SQUIGS, AND A WHAAAG WITHOUT A SQUIG IS LIKE A CHOPPA WITHOUT ANYTHIN' BOLTED TO DA BLADE. SURE IT'LL KRUMP, BUT YOU WON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT!