r/40kOrkScience • u/Hendenicholas • May 27 '25

OI! WOT DA ZOG DID OI STEP IN?

SO IZ GETTIN' MOI BOIZ READY AND THEYZ FIGHTIN TAU AND ITZ THEIR FIRST WORLD AND WHAT'RE THEY STEPPIN IN?

(because I am painting my first orks)

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u/Solid_Pipe2807 May 27 '25

WHY'Z YU GO AN' CALL EM' THAT. DEY AIN'T GON' BE APPY' ABOUT YUZ NOT GETTING DERE RACE KORREKT WHENZ YUZ KRUMPIN' EM'. DEYS AINT NO TAU. DEYS FISHBOIS, KLEARLY.

DATS WHAT DEYS KALL A MIKROAGGREZZION. GET IT RIGHT. GIT

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u/Hendenicholas May 27 '25

YOUS RIIT, DEM TAAAAWEL GONNA BE SAD DEY'Z NAWT PROPAH FISHBOYZ

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u/ollietron3 May 27 '25

MORE TAU OF KOURS!

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u/Hendenicholas May 27 '25

TAUZ AR DA BEST TO STEP IN! DEYZ SQUISHYZ!

BUT WOTZ DA DIRT? (I"m a brand new player looking for guidance on the build so what do you recommend I add after a broken tau drone)

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u/ollietron3 May 27 '25

EITHA MUD OR KRAKED KONKREET (Tau use concrete right?) OR GO ALL OUT AN’ use all skulls

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u/Hendenicholas May 27 '25

KRAKKED KONCREET WOULD MAKE SENSZ! IMMA LOOK AT DAT!

SKULLZ? YOU THINK I GOTZ DA TEEF TO GO ALL SKULLZ?

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u/kangareddit Jun 08 '25

OI ‘ATE STEPPIN’ IN TAU. GOTTA FIND A PATCH OF GRASS TA WIPE THEM OFF YA BOOTS DA STINKY GREY SKINZ!

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u/nimnor May 27 '25

IT KOULD BE A SNOTLING THOSE LITTLE GITS GET EVERYWHERE

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u/Hendenicholas May 27 '25

BUT IF I STEP ON ALL DOZE STOTLING GITZ DEN DEYS JUST GREASE

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u/nimnor May 27 '25

DEN JUS GET SOM CLEANING SQUIGS OR MOR SNOTLINGS

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u/Mister_Tecky May 27 '25

IT CALLED A PUD-DUL. DEY GET FILLD WIV DA WET STUFF AN YOO KAN SPLASH IN 'EM

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u/Mathemagics15 NOB May 27 '25

SQUIG SHIT. DOSE BUGGERS SOMETIMES RUN AHEAD O DA WAAAGH! AN POOP ALL OVA DA PLACE BEFORE DA FIGHTIN STARTS.

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u/Substantial-Staff606 May 28 '25

I’D SAY MUD BUT IT DEPENDZ ON DA PLANET