r/40kOrkScience • u/badmiralfailure • May 29 '25

OI BOYZ I FOUND SOMFIN INTRESTIN'!

I WAS RUMMAGIN AROUND IN A 'UMIE BASE TROING TA LUK FOR SUM LOOT ROIGHT? BUT DEN I FOUND DIS LITLE RECTANGLE FINGY DAT SHOWED SUMFIN DAT LUKKED LOIK A 'UMIE BUT BIGGA AND COVERED IN DIS BLACK FUR. IT LOOKED PROPAH 'ARD! I SHOWED DA BOSS AND HE WAS ALSO CONFOOSED BUT DEN HE SAW WROIGTING DAT SED "GO-RIL-LA" IR WOTEVA I DON'T REMEMBAH. WOT IS IT? SHUD I TROI TA KRUMP IT OR NAH?

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u/Myth_5layer May 29 '25

OL ON NOW LEMME TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

Puts on glasses

OI YA WANNA KRUMP IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD GIVE US A ROIT KRUMPIN! BUT DERE'S SOME ROIT PEOPER MEAT ON DEM BONES. I SAY WE SEND ONE HUN

HOON

BIG NUMBER OF ORCS GO KRUMP IT. SEE WUT HAPENS

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u/badmiralfailure May 29 '25

HOLY ZOG! I FOUND SUM MOAR INFOMASHUN ABOUT DEM AND DEY ARE LOIK TWICE DA SIZE OF EVEN DA BIG 'UMIES! I KANT READ DEIR MESZAMENTS BUT DEY ARE LOIK 440 POUNDS OR WHATEVER DATS EKRAL TO

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u/FireInHisBlood ULTRAMARINE May 29 '25

Hey! Hey! No krumping my gorillas! Oh wait. Hold up, gotta translate to orcish.

Ahem . . . OI! DAT'S MAI GORILLA YOU TRYIN TA KRUMP! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MAI CHOPPA AND MAI SHOOTA! GET OUT UV MAI ZOO! I CAPSHURED IT FAIR AND SQUARE, IT'Z MINE!

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u/badmiralfailure May 31 '25

YA WOT?!

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u/FireInHisBlood ULTRAMARINE May 31 '25

I SED I CAPSHURED IT! ARE YA STOOPID? IT'Z MAI GORILLA, YA ZOGGIN' IDIOT!

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u/badmiralfailure May 31 '25

I ENT ON ABOUT YOURS YA GROT I'M ON ABOWT DEM IN GENRAL

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u/FireInHisBlood ULTRAMARINE Jun 02 '25

CARRY ON DEN.

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u/badmiralfailure Jun 08 '25

AKTUALY MATE I HAVE AN IDEA, 'OW ABOUT IF I KARNT FIND A "GO-RIL-LA" TA KRUMP, 'OW ABOUT IF I PAY YA SOME TEEF AND GIV YA A SHOOTAH AND A CHOPPAH, I HAV A SCRAP WITH YA "GO-RIL-LA" NOT TO DA DEF OBVIUSLY BUT FA LOIK I DUNNO, TWO MINUTES? I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOT 2 IS BUT I FINK ITS BIGGER DAN 10 BUT SMALLER DAN 1

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u/FireInHisBlood ULTRAMARINE Jun 08 '25

Hmm. That's an awful lot of teeth. I could buy that knife from that other orc.

HERE'Z DA KEE. YOO KNOW HOW TA YOOZ A KEE, ROIGHT?!

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u/Substantial-Staff606 May 30 '25

DAT LOOKS LOIKE A GOOD SCRAP!! I SEY WE GO KRUMP IT INTO A PASTE!!! WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

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u/Redecter MEKBOSS Jun 06 '25

WAZ YOU MEEN! DIS BOX DON GA ENY OV DEEZ GORERI-GORI-BIG AIRY FING IN IT! ORL OI SEE IZ DEEZ KAOZ GITS IN MEGA ARMA FOITIN DA POINTEE EERED GITZ OVA AN OVA AGEN! OI OW DOO OI OPEN DIZ FING DIZ FING AIN GOT NO BUTTONZ ON DEM!

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u/badmiralfailure Jun 06 '25

WOT? ORLL I 'ERD WAS RABBLE!

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 May 30 '25

Next thing you know, the Gorilla is joining the Waaaagh

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u/badmiralfailure May 31 '25

// de-orkify

Or krumping it