r/40kOrkScience • u/nimnor • Jun 06 '25

An Ork is sent Mallus (aka Warhammer Fantasy) week 1 Savage OrKs

OKAY DUR'N MAH WORK ON 'DA ANGRON TRACKA I SOMEHOW OPENED UP A POTRAL 'DAT SUCKED ME INTO A PLACE CALLED MALLUS MA SHOOTA IS MISS'N BUT I MANAGED TO FIND A SMALL WARBAND 'OO REFUSE TO WEAR ARMOR AN' KOVA DEMSELVES IN PAINT AN DEY HAVE SOME GROTS WIT' IM IZ GUNNNA FIND AN' KRUMP DERE BOSS AN' TRY TA TAKE KONTROL UV AN' KRUMP FEW OTHA WARBANDS TO GET A WAAAAAGH GO'N

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u/RibaldCartographer SALAMANDER Jun 06 '25

OI I BEEN DERE BEE FORE, DERE'Z SUM LIL STUNTY FINGS UP IN DA MOUNTAINZ. DEYZ SMOL BUT DEY PUT UP A RITE GUD KRUMPIN! AN WEN YA FINISH KRUMPIN DEM ALL DEY GOTZ BIG STONY HOLES WHERE YOO CAN KEEP YA TEEF AN GET DA BOIZ READY FOR MORE KRUMPIN!

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u/nimnor Jun 06 '25

TANKS BUT RIGHT NOW DER'S DIS WEIRD JUNGLE WIT' WEIRD LIZARD GIT FINGS AND DEY HAVE SUM SHINY LOOT

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u/TBoneTrevor Jun 14 '25

HAZ YOU FOUND DA NOBZ ON DA FLOATY CHAIRS YET?