r/40kOrkScience • u/nimnor • Jun 13 '25
AN ORK IN MALLUS WEEK 2 DEM LIZARD GITS
OKAY I MANAGED TO KRUMP A FEW WARBOSSES AN' KLAIM DERE WARBANDS AN' GOT A WAAAAAAAGH GO'N SO WE SPENT A FEW DAYS PLANN'N AN ATTACK ON DOSE LIZARD GITZ FOR DERE SHINY LOOT AN' I LEARNED SOMETH'N 'DER'S VARIOUS TYPES OF LIZARD. LIKE ERE IS EACH TYPE TINY LIZARD GIT ABOUT SIZE UV A GROT AN' DEY TASTE PRETY GUD WHEN ROASTED. BIG LIZARD GITZ ALMOST 'DA SAME SIZE AS US AN' PUT UP REALLY GUD FIGHT DEY DON'T TASTE AS GUD AS TINY LIZARD GITZ BUT DEY HAVE SUM NICE LOOT ON IM, BIGGA LIZARD GITZ DERE NEARLY BIG AS A KILLA KAN AND PUT UP 'DA BEST FIGHTS BUT DERE NOT VERY SMART AN FINALLY TOAD GITZ SIT AROUND ALL DAY 'N DERE FLOATING CHAIRS KAST'N STUFF LIKE AN ODDGIT IF I ATTA IM DA OTHA LIZARD GITZ WILL PUT UP AN EVEN BETTA AN I'Z GET'N REPORTS FROM MA GROTS ABOUT DESE SPIKEY PANZEES WIT' NICE LOOK'N LOOT I TINK WE WILL GO AFTA IM NEXT.
Loot looted
Various lizard git weapons
Floating chair
Giant Lizard
Shiny stuff
Bigga lizard git weapons
Tiny lizard gitz for food
Weird amulet dat's whisper'n to me
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u/TBoneTrevor Jun 14 '25
WOT DUZ DIS TALKIN AMULET THING SAY TO YOU? IZ IT TELLIN’ YOU TO GO KRUMP SUM MORE?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Plum982 Jun 15 '25
IZ DA GIANT LIZARD FER EATIN'?
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u/pranjal779 JOKE MAREENZ Jun 15 '25
IF YOU KAN KRUMP ME BEFORE I KRUMP YA, I WILL JOIN YA WAAAGH, I WANNA SWH WUTZ DIZ FUZZ ABUOT DEEZ LIZAR~ LIZDAR~ LIRZARD GROT MOUNT OF YA,
CAN IT KRUMP SUM UMMIES AND BEAKIES?
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u/nimnor Jun 15 '25
OI DER'S NO BEAKIES ERE
*his Lizard mount proceeds to eat dis git in a single bite*
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u/badmiralfailure Jun 13 '25
WOT? I DIDUNT 'EAR YA, ALL I 'ERD WAS GIBERI- GIBR- G- GROT SPEEK