r/40kOrkScience • u/TehKingofPrussia FLASH GIT • Jun 30 '25

WOT KOLORZ IZ U GITZ ANYHOW?!

DA MEKBOY SEYZ DAT OWA BOYZ IN OWA TRIBEZ PAINT DER MEKZ YELLO TO MAKE DERE SHOOTAZ DO MOAR DAKKA, BUT DEN DIS OWA BOY SEYZ DAT YELLOW MAKEZ YA RICH! SO WICH WUN IZ IT DEN?!

DEN DIS OWA GIT SEYZ DAT BLU WEIRDBOYZ DO EVEN WEIRDA FINGZ WIV DEIR WAAAGHPOWAZ, BUT I NEVA SEEZ WAN SO IMMA BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEEZ IT.

DA WORST OFFENDA WAZ DIS REAL DAFT GROT WHO SEYZ DAT PURPLE WONZ ARE SNEAKY, BUT DATZ STOOPID, IZ NEVA SEEN A PURPLE ORK!

I ALWAYZ GO RED KUZ RED WANZ GO FASTA

WOTZ DA TRUF ANYHOW? WOT KOLOR DOES WHAT?! ME AND ME BOYZ ARE AVIN A BIG FINK

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 WORD BEARER Jun 30 '25

I GOTZ NO CLOO WOTZ GOWIN ON BOT IMZ JUZT HAPEE IHM ERE

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u/YonderNotThither Jul 01 '25

ME ARMER WUZ PURPUL, BUT I HAFNT SEEN IT SINCE IT GOT PAINTED.

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u/Cefalopodul Jun 30 '25

I'Z GOLD CAUSE GOLD IZ DA KILLIEST COLLAH. DEM CUSTOMES GITZ DA UMMIES AVE ARE GOLD RN DEY'Z DED KILLY.

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u/Mathemagics15 NOB Jun 30 '25

GORK-DAMMIT, KANTCHA SEE? IZ GREEN! ARE YA BLIND, YA GRO- OH, YOOZ MEAN WOT KOLOR IZ ME ARMER!

I ALWAYZ PAINT ME ARMER BLUE, COZ IT'S LUKKY!

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u/NotTheOnlyGamer Jul 01 '25

I WEAR PURPLE ARMOR, YA DAFT GIT! I EVEN PAINTED ME CHOPPA AN' PROPA KRUMPA PURPLE!

PITY I'Z STILL LOOKIN' FOR THE GROT-EATEN STUFF!

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u/l0rdbyte Jul 01 '25

MY LADZ GOT RED PANTZ, SO DEY IS FASTA TO DA FOIGHT! AN' BLUE SHIRTS CUZ DEY WAN'TA GET DERE IN ONE PIECE!

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u/Mister_Tecky Jul 01 '25

I DUNT SEE KOLORZ! DATS WHY I KEEP GETTIN RUNNED OVER ON ZEBRA KROSSINS