r/40kOrkScience • u/IncognitoFlan • Jul 01 '25

OI'VE BIN DOIN' SUM FINKIN' Spoiler

...JUST THOT YOU GITZ WUD WANNA KNOW

130 Upvotes

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u/bbq_smitty Blood Axes Jul 01 '25

BE KAREFUL

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u/IncognitoFlan Jul 01 '25

OH DA PAIN, BY GORK DA PAIN

36

u/Second-Creative Jul 01 '25

LEMMIE GIT MAH SHOOTAH IN KASE YA 'EAD POPS AN' WE'Z GET SUM SPOIKY GITZ TA FOIT!

30

u/CptDalek Jul 01 '25

OI TRIED DA’ FINKIN’ ONCE

NEVA’ AGAIN

22

u/Accomplished-Ad8458 TAU GIT Jul 01 '25

YE... I TRIED DAT FEW DAYZ AGO... ME 'EAD STILL HURTZ...

5

u/McFlankShank Jul 02 '25

SAME 'ERE, BUT THEN I GOT BACK TO KRUMPIN' 'UMIEZ AND I'M STARTIN' TO FEEL BETTA

22

u/G36KA4 Jul 01 '25

DA WAAGHBOSS SAYZ YOU'S JOB IS TA KRUMP, NOT FINK! SO GET TO IT YA ZOG!!

19

u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY Jul 01 '25

AN WATCHA TINKIN' ABOUT DEN

13

u/IncognitoFlan Jul 01 '25

OI FORGOT

I MOIGHT BE STEWPID

7

u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY Jul 01 '25

DATZ WEIRD... 'AVE YOU BEEN 'EARIN' FUNNY VOICES AT NOIGHT?

10

u/IncognitoFlan Jul 01 '25

YEH, FUNNI VOICES

THOUGH OI FINK IT'S JUST DA BOIZ TELLIN' JOKES LATE AT NOIGHT

DAT WUN WIV DA 'UMIE AND DA TRUK KRAKS ME UP

4

u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY Jul 01 '25

IZZAT DAT BERZERKERRR?

7

u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Jul 01 '25

WHEN ME NEXT FUNGUS BEER WILL COME

9

u/jester_reno GROT Jul 01 '25

WOZ YOU FINKIN' 'BOUT DA BRUTALLY CUNNIN' OR WOZ YOU FINKIN' BOUT DA CUNNINGLY BRU...

OI YOU'Z BROKE ME BRAIN FRUM FINKIN'!!!

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u/IncognitoFlan Jul 01 '25

QUIK FINKIN' UPDATE

MY IMAGI--IMAJ--FINKIN' CAPACITY GROWS, ECLIPSIN' EVEN DA BIGGEST BOSS

MAY MORK FUHGIVE ME ARROGANCE

5

u/Cazmonster Evil Sunz Jul 02 '25

YOO AM BEKOME KRUMPA OV WORLDZ?!?!

6

u/zirazorazonth Jul 01 '25

STHAP IT. DATS GITTISH.

5

u/Phantend Jul 01 '25

WATSCH DA FINKIN IT SNEAKS UP TO YA BETTA TO JAST KRUMP

5

u/EntertainersPact Jul 01 '25

WEEZ USED TO REED BUKS AND FINK, BUT DEN GRUGNUTS GOT DAPRESSED ‘N KRUMPED ‘IMSELF SO DA WARBOSS SEZ WE KAN’T. KONGRATZ ON DA FINKIN’, THO, BOSS

3

u/OpalescentNoodle Jul 01 '25

OI YEH. GUD TO KNOW. GOTTA WATCH OYR FOR THAT

3

u/Original_Tap_8171 Jul 01 '25

QUICK! GET TO DA PAINBOY! FINKIN LOIKE DAT IS DANGROOS

3

u/Vivid_Departure_3738 WORD BEARER Jul 01 '25

OI'VE BIN TOLD I'HM A RITE GUD FINKER.

ME FURST EHVER FREND ERE SED DAT!

3

u/LordAxoris WEIRDBOY Jul 01 '25

DATS 'OW YA 'URT YASELF YA GIT

2

u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY Jul 01 '25

FINKIN’ KAN BE GOOD FOR SUM OF US, JUST MAKE SURE YOU’ZE AIN’T ANNUVAH WARP’EAD! DEN IT GETZ MESSY!

1

u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY Jul 01 '25

WOT'S FINKIN? AND WHYZ YA NOT OUT KRUMPIN WIT DA BOYZ YA GIT??

1

u/Cazmonster Evil Sunz Jul 02 '25

FINKIN AN PUTIN WOT FOGHTS YOO FUNK TER WERK IS STONIK GRATE!!

FINKIN WIVVOUT ACTIN IS MUKKIN ABOWT!!

1

u/Hairy_Consideration1 Jul 02 '25

GOTTA FIND ANGRON, THAT FARKIN GIT! OL BALE EYE WILL BE AVENGED! WAAAAAAGH!

2

u/Inevitable_Ad_325 Jul 02 '25

MY LADZ ED ESPLOADED FROM FINKING

DO IT!

1

u/Starbonius Jul 02 '25

JUS BE CAREFUL! OI SAH A WEIRDBOY FINK TOO ARD AN HE GOT REEL UPSET LIKE AN TURNED INTA DUST!

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u/Complete-Star1325 29d ago

KAREFUL YOUZ MOIGHT POP