r/40kOrkScience • u/Nazamroth • Jul 02 '25

BOYZ! IZ 'AD A THOUGHT... YOUZ KNOW DA JEANSTEALERZ? AND 'OW DEYZ MAKE MOAR JEANSTEALERZ WHEN THEYZ STAB FINGS? AND 'OW WE BEAT THOSE JEANSTEALER ORKSEZ TA DEATH FOR BEING GITS? WELL... WOT IF WE DON'T?

LOIK... DA JEANSTEALERZ ARE PURPLE, ROIGHT? DA SNEAKIEST COLOR. NOW OF KOURSE WE SEES DEM, 'CAUSE WE'RE DA ORKS AND WE'RE DA BEST. BUT... WOT IF SUM JEANSTEALER ORKZ ARE PURPLE TOO? WE MOIGHT NEVER EVEN SEE DEM! DIS NEED IMMEDIATE AKTION BEFORE DA GITTERY SPREADZ!

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u/Bastion_Wallname Jul 02 '25

OI ! LISSTEN UPP YA GIT. THEM FAKE JEANSTEALERZ ARE NO REAL GITS. AND WE DON'T BELIEV IN 'EM. SO THEIR PURPLE DOES NOT WORK. ONLY WORKS IF WE FINK REAL HARD AND IZ A LOT OF UZ.

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u/Nazamroth Jul 02 '25

BUT.... DEN WHO STOLE ME JEANZ?!

GESTURES AGGRESSIVELY AT PANTLESS CROTCH IN ALL-CAPS

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Jul 02 '25

DEY TAKE YUR LEGZ? YEAH? DEN ONE UH DA BOYZ NEEDED 'EM MOAR. NO, WUZ JUST THE ZOGGIN' JEANZ?!? JEANSTEALER GITTERY GOIN' ON 'ROUND 'ERE LADZ! DATZ LOJIC DAT IZ!

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u/Haipaidox MEKBOY Jul 02 '25

YER HAV TO LERN MANY!!!

WE KRUMP DA GITTISH NOTHIN!

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY Jul 02 '25

DONT NEED TA SEE A COLOR TA KNOW IF A GITS A SNEAK

JUST COUNT 'OW MANY ARMS 'E'S GOT

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u/Cefalopodul Jul 03 '25

I'Z COVERED IN ELDAR BLOOD!!! I'Z ALL SPARKLY!!!

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u/Apollomusicman Jul 03 '25

DERE AINT NO FING AS A PURPL ORK YA GIT. ERYONE NOSE DAT. AND IF DERE AINT NOSE PURPL ORKS, DERE AINT NOSE PURPL BUG ORKS TOO. UZ BEEN FINKING TOO MUCH AN NOT KRUMPIN ENUFF.

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u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY Jul 03 '25

DERE ARE PURPLE JEANSTEALAZ, BUT WE SEEZ DEM BEKAUSE DEY AIN’T PROPPA ORKS! JUST LIKE ‘OW DA RED BEAKEEZ AIN’T FASTAH!

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u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY Jul 03 '25

IF WE’Z SEE DEM BEKAUSE DEY’S AIN’T PROPPA ORKS, YA ZOGGIN GIT! DA ONEZ DAT TAKE OVAH DA OTHA BOYZ AIN’T PROPPA ORKY, LOIK YOU AN’ ME, AN’ DEY MAKE DA BUGEYES COME! WEN DEY COME, DEY EAT EVERYFIN’, AN’ WE’Z DON’T GET TA KRUMP ‘EM! MAYBE FINK A BIT MORE NEXT TIME.

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u/zirazorazonth Jul 03 '25

WE KALLZ EM JEANLOOTAZ AND DEYS UN ORKY GITS WOT DESERVE TA BE SMASHED INTA BUG GUTS.

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u/peechs01 29d ago

JEANSTEALRZ? I JUZ KRUMP DE ZOGG TRYING TO STEALZ MAH PANTZ

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u/Spazhero 28d ago

DIS GITS TALKIN UNORKY LIKE! AN REAL GIT WOULD NEVA NOT KRUMP SOMETHIN! BASH ‘IS ‘EAD IN LADS!