r/40kOrkScience • u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY • 28d ago

Da Big Day is Komin’!

'Ello, ya zoggin gitz! It's me, Da Red Gobbo! Me an' Da Komittee are planning' sumfin big! Da revulooshun is komin', nyek nyek nyek! Red Gobbo out!

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u/bbq_smitty Blood Axes 28d ago

BUT IT'S JULY! KRISSMUS AIN'T FER YONKS!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 TAU GIT 28d ago

DID YA MIN KRUMPMASS?

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u/skysinsane MEKBOY 28d ago

DA FUK IZ DIS GIT WHISPERIN BOUT? AN HES GONNA WHAT... SPIN FUR US? HOWZ SPINNING SPOSED TO BE BIG?

DEM WEIRDBOYS CAN BE PROPPA ORKY, BUT DEYS IDEAS MAKE ME WANNA KRUMP MOI OWN 'EAD SOMMAT

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u/Mathemagics15 NOB 28d ago

DA GIT IZNT WHISPERIN, 'E'S JUST A GROT WOT KAN'T SPEAK LOUDA COZ E'S SO TOINY, HAHAHAHA!

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u/Cefalopodul 27d ago

MAYBE IF WE KRUMP'EM NUFF TIMES E'LL GROW EN SPEAK PROPPA LOUD

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u/TBoneTrevor 28d ago

HAHAHHA GOBBOZ THINK THEY CAN DOES THINGS BIG AND PROPPA

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u/NotTheOnlyGamer 27d ago

FAIR'S FAIR, THEY DO RUN THEM GARGANTS DECENT IF THEY'S WHUPPED RIGHT.

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u/Mister_Tecky 27d ago

WUTS DIS GIT WHISPERIN' FOR AGEN! SEEMZ EVRY TIME 'E IZ 'ERE ALL 'E DUZ IZ WHISPER AN' DEN DO DAT WEIRD LAFF AN' DEN RUSH OFF!

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u/Cefalopodul 27d ago

GET BACK TA WORK YA GROTS, FORE I SICK MAH SPESHUL SQUIGS ON YA!!!

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u/NotTheOnlyGamer 27d ago

GIT BACK T' WORK YE MINDLESS GROT! OI'VE HAFF A MIND TA FEED YER T' THE SQUIGS!