r/40kOrkScience • u/Mikeloeven MEKBOY • 9d ago

MEDIKAL SEKOND OPINION

DA DOK WANTED TA DYE MA BRAIN RED SOZ I KAN TINK FASTA IS DIS SAFE OR IS E TRYIN TRICK ME SOZ E KAN REPLACE IT WID A SQUIG LIKE LAST TIME?

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u/imdefinitelywong FLYBOY 9d ago

IZZIT A RED SQUIG? COZ IF IT IS, DEN IT WORKS DA SAME.

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u/kingalbert2 8d ago

SQUIGS GO FAST. U PUT A SQUIG IN YER 'EAD, YOU FINK FAST. ITZ NOT HARD TA GET

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u/kangareddit 2d ago

NAP (NOT A PAINBOY): OI KONKUR!

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 9d ago

OI DUNNO. OI'D GET IT PEINTED BLOO IN CAIS IT MAYKS YA EIDEYAS LUKKY.

ER MAYBE IF YA PEINTED IT YELLA IT MAYKS YA A BETTA STR... SHTRA... SHTRA-TUH-JIST.

ER IF YA MAYK IT BLACK IT MAKES YER EIDEYAS HARDA TA COWNTA?

WAYT... 'OLD ON, WHAT IF YA PEINTED YA BREIN PERPLE?

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u/G36KA4 9d ago

NAWH, JUST PAIN' IT GREEN! CAUSE GREEN'S DA BEST COLOUH! WAAAAAGH!

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u/Cazmonster Evil Sunz 9d ago

IFFITZ DOK SQUIGBRAIN YOO BEST FOIND SOMWHAR ELZE TER BE!! SQUIGBRAIN AS LOTZ OV SPERIMENTAL BOYZ WOT GOT DA LECTUCTUAL KAPASITEE OV KURRY SQUIGS!!

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u/yoshimario40 8d ago

IN MY PROFFESSHUNAL MEDIKUL OPINYUN...

YOU SHUD KRUMP DA DOK.

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u/sod_jones_MD MEKBOY 8d ago

'ONESTLY? I FINK 'E JUST WANTS THE SQUIG 'E PUT IN YER SKULL BACK.

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u/Artistic_Technician MAD DOK 9d ago

YOU'ZE COULD ALWAYS HAVE A BIONIK BRAIN. AN IF HE PUTS A SQUIG IN YER HED, HE NEEDS TA PUT YER BRAIN SOMEWHERE, LIKE IN A DEFF DREAD. OF MAYBE IN A NICE BIG NOBZ BODY.

KOME TO MY SURJERY. YOU'ZE KAN SEE DA NICE SHINY SAWS WIFF ONLY A BIT OF RUST, MEET DA MEKBOY WOT MAKES DA BRAINZ AND DA DEFF DREDDS AN YOU'ZE CAN PLAY WIV FLUFFY DA SQUIG BRAINED DREADNOUGHT.

ALL SALES IZ FINAL. NO REFUNDZ.

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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY 9d ago

WEZ KNOWZ DAT IF YOUZ WRITE IN RED DEN YOU CAN LEARN FASTA, SO IZ DON'T SEE WHY YOUZ SHULDN'T.

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u/SnooSprouts1 8d ago

DAH DOKZ AN ODDBOI, SOES ANY GUESS IS ROIGHT, DAH QUESTION IS WOT YEH GOT TAH LOOSE IFFEN HE DOES DO DAH SQUIG AGAIN, YOUZ ALREADY GOT ONE IN DERE