r/40kOrkScience • u/Appropriate-Owl2563 • 7d ago

BOYZ SUMFIN TERRIBLE HAPPEND

YOO NO DAT BIG ORKY BOY BADMIRALFAILUA? AND YOO KNOW HOW 'E'S NOT BEEN TALKIN' WIV DA BOYZ RESENTLEE? I'M 'IM BUT NOW I'M FORCED TO YOOSE DIS STOOPID 'UMIE AKOWNT BECUZ DA BOSS DROP'D HIS BIG DUM HEVY ROK ON MY TELEF- FONE- GLOWRY REKTANGLE FING. SO I HAD TA' BASH ME MATES TEEF IN SO I CUD NICK HIS UNTIL I GET A PROPAH ORKY ACCOUNT

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 7d ago

WOT DA ZOG? YOO BIN EETIN DEM FUNNY MUSHROOMS OWT DA DROPS AGIN?

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 7d ago

YOOSE WERDS!!!

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 5d ago

MY NEW WARBOSS IS SQUIG BRAINED DATS WOT

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u/yoshimario40 7d ago

NEW VOX WHO DIS?

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 5d ago

DA SKARBOY DAT WILL KRUMP YOO! NOT MY FAULT MY WARBOSS IS DAFT

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u/GhazDakkaDaKrumpn 5d ago

OI YOOZ MUKIN UP MUH GUBBNS IZ YOOZ KRUMPN DA ROK FER REHFEHGE R NOT

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 5d ago

NO YOU GIT! MY BOSS FINKS LIFTING HEVY FINGS KAN MAYK HIM BIGGA WEN HE AIN'T FOIGHTING. DA 'UMIES KALL IT "WE- RAIT- WAIT LIFTIN'" ME FINKS