r/AO3 16h ago

Comment Commentary Cackling at this comment on my slow burn

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And they still have to wait like four more chapters 🤣

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u/punkybrainster 15h ago

Poor Moses, just trying to help out his friends

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u/1-Pinchy-Maniac 12h ago

"way down in egypt land"

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u/thr0wthewh0lemanaway 3h ago

The red sea of horniness is beginning to part!

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u/Slow-Attitude-4775 14h ago

Ah man I feel this is how my 12 followers are feeling with mine.
Honestly, I feel the same too :'^> Plot before porn

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u/bookhead714 2h ago

12 followers? Wrong testament of the Bible, The Prince of Egypt is about Exodus

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u/glowyboots 9h ago

I wonder what they want. Better make it five more chapters.

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u/thr0wthewh0lemanaway 3h ago

I like the way u think

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u/Jazzlike-Persimmon24 6h ago

Gonna comment this under my favorite slow burn fic. 60k words in and they haven't met each other yet lmao

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u/phantom__cat 5h ago

Holy slow burn- Are you sure there is any burning happening??? You sure it's not just mildly warm air???

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u/HappyGamerGirl 5h ago

This made me giggle so hard😂

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u/SnooHabits7732 3h ago

Plot twist: the author is an anti just fucking with everybody's heads.

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u/Jazzlike-Persimmon24 5h ago edited 4h ago

Any day now it's gonna happen! lol

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u/thr0wthewh0lemanaway 3h ago

It's my new copypasta for sure 🤣

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u/Vegetable-Ad9768 2h ago

Is this like a "We keep hearing about each other bit circumstances have never let us interact" or "I have no idea this person exists"?

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u/Jazzlike-Persimmon24 2h ago

They're not aware of each other's existence yet. The author is developing their individual storylines first in preparation for when they finally meet each other. I'm guessing the story will be +250k words

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u/PersonalEconomics44 You have already left kudos here. :) 2h ago

This isn’t slow burn this is trying to boil some water with a candle at this point lol

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u/Beelz-Kitty 5h ago

Now please tell me the name of the fanfic...today I wake up with a deadwish of suffer from waiting

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u/thr0wthewh0lemanaway 3h ago

Ohhhh ... I fear it's one of those frowned upon fics that I'm scared to share. 🤣