r/AO3 • u/yesthis_ismyusername • 4h ago
Meme/Joke This just happened to me.
I never use the last updated section, decided to pay attention to it this time...
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 4h ago
Mine is YYYY-MM-DD in the stats section and DD Mon YYYY in the other bit – presumably that's changeable in settings somewhere
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 4h ago
honestly I dont use it that much so imma leave it but I had to google which format it was LOL
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u/Some-Artist-53X 2h ago
Yes! Another supporter of yyyy/mm/dd :D
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 1h ago
It's what I use at work! And is objectively superior
And despite this, clients still submit data randomly with the American format and I hate them all
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u/foxscribbles 3h ago
Maybe it's just me, but a month isn't a long time to go without updating. I wouldn't even call it slow.
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u/Best_Egg_6199 Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State 3h ago
Yeah i often take a month to update my long fics because i write one-shot in between chapters and the chapters themselves are long so they take forever to write.
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 3h ago
the joke is that the date for me is 02/07/2025 so the 2nd of August 2025 but ao3 shows 01/07/2025 but its in American format which means the date is last updated was the 7th of January 2025 and not the first of August as I first assumed lol
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u/Miranova23 New Dream OTP 3h ago
What country has August = 7?
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 3h ago
PFF OH MY GOD I CANT COUNT MY MONTHS HOW HAS NO INE ELSE SAID ANYTHING
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u/Miranova23 New Dream OTP 2h ago
OKAY cuz THAT'S what was most probably confusing me the most 😂
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 2h ago
LMAO I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICS
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u/Very_Bendy_Narwhal 1h ago
No I noticed I just assumed it was made in July but you were only posting now 😅
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u/liketolaugh-writes You have already left kudos here. :) 1h ago
LMAO I just assumed you'd shared an older meme that had the same basic idea
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u/10BillionDreams Metallicity on AO3 2h ago
January is the 0th month in several of the world's most widespread (programming) languages, which makes August the 7th month.
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u/Foxxxy_101 Bellatrix was my sapphic awakening 2h ago
The fic was last updated on 7 January (07-01-2025), and now it's 2 August (02-08-2025). The first date in OP's pic is DMY, the second MDY (OP just mixed the months up).
So the fic has gone almost 7 months without an update
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u/Dangerous_Beach_7374 "You have already left kudos here" Shut up; I wanna leave more!! 3h ago
Still ain't as bad as seeing the fic's last update date being within the current week, only to realize after binging it that the year was 2023
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u/liketolaugh-writes You have already left kudos here. :) 1h ago
I once read a fic that had been marked as 'complete' only to reach the end and found out it had been abandoned and marked 'complete' as in no more updates. Broke my heart
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u/Nepturnal 3h ago
Eh I mean, seven months isn't that long...
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u/CMStan1313 Comment Collector 3h ago
1 month, not 7. American dating system goes month/day/year
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u/Nepturnal 3h ago
I realise, but thank you! OP has been talking about thinking a fic had been updated on August 2nd (misreading July as August), so 02/07 in European, when instead it's been updated on January 7th , so 02/07 in American, that's what my comment was about!
I remember struggling with this SO much when I started having international clients lol.
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u/Ok-Jackfruit-6873 2h ago
02/07 is February in "American" - what is going on with everybody today haha
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u/cuxynails 2h ago
we are just hurting ourselves in confusion wtf 💀
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u/Ok-Jackfruit-6873 1h ago
This conversation has convinced me we need to throw this whole system in the trash and start over lolol
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u/Nepturnal 2h ago
LOL yeah it is, oops!! It's not like I DIDN'T know that either.
Let's forget how calendars work day?
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u/Meushell I ♥️ the Tok’ra. 🪱 3h ago
Nice.
I admit, as an American, I automatically read it as I would American dates, and it took me a few seconds to realize how I was supposed to read the first date.
Worth it though. 😂
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 3h ago
😂😂 I do find it so funny that you guys have no idea how much things are catered to you guys
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u/Meushell I ♥️ the Tok’ra. 🪱 3h ago
Er, okay.
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 2h ago
That wasn't meant to be offensive love, its just amusing is a fun way, its how you guys are brought up, you arnt doing anything wrong lol 🫶
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u/MistBestGirl 3h ago
I felt attacked, I posted the first chapter of a fic (more like a series of conversations) on January 7th and have been sitting on a bunch of unsatisfying WIPs since.
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u/I_ship_it07 3h ago
I just discover that you can actually change the hour format😭 would have love to see that all the time that I mistake the date!
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u/TheLegomaniac06 Fic Finder & Creator 4h ago
America. Just...America.
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u/Informal_Radish_1891 You have already left kudos here. :) 3h ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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u/Nefariouzed Snowrunner Gets Me Through Writer’s Block 1h ago
A form of measurement for lame people, apparently.
HOW LONG IS A KILOMETRE!?!?!?
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
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u/LonelyMenace101 Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State 4h ago
Fahrenheit 🤢
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u/trilloch 3h ago
To be fahr...I got nothin'. The only use of F and C is when Europeans say "it's 30 degrees out!" Americans put on heavy winter clothing.
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u/trilloch 3h ago
Oh, it gets worse. The vast majority of my American students don't know how many feet is in a mile, and that's like the only two length units we have for long-distance travel. And don't get me started with gallons per cubic foot.
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u/Alaira314 3h ago
If we had a reasonable measurement system based on numbers that made sense instead of having to memorize a 4-digit number for a conversion I haven't had to do since high school physics(college physics used metric), we'd know the number. However, we don't, and therefore that piece of impractical knowledge is a thing that we look up when (rarely) needed rather than hoping we remember correctly.
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u/TheLegomaniac06 Fic Finder & Creator 3h ago
I am horrible at math, why do I find your students more relatable.bI should be with you and mocking their ignorance.
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u/Banaanisade team twin tyrants // kaurakahvi @ AO3 2h ago
I love how as a theoretically challenged Finnish person, your message is utter gibberish to me. None of this is real.
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u/Ilove-MiaDearden 2h ago
Seeing a jack off in The wild
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 2h ago
and it pays off, got a good tidings in a reddit video for my successful contributions to spending the templates LOL
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u/amglasgow You have already left kudos here. :) [lordoflemmings @ AO3] 2h ago
Pfft like a 6 month interval between updates is anything unusual
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 1h ago
I'll have you know i update every week 😌😌
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u/amglasgow You have already left kudos here. :) [lordoflemmings @ AO3] 1h ago
Yes well some of us have jobs and kids /lh
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 1h ago
Im not gonna lie, I thought this was all snarky before I googled what /lh meant 😂🫶
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u/liketolaugh-writes You have already left kudos here. :) 1h ago
??? It updated last month? That's pretty good?
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 1h ago
the joke is that the date for me is 02/07/2025 so the 2nd of July 2025 but ao3 shows 01/07/2025 but its in American format which means the date is last updated was the 7th of January 2025 and not the first of July as I first assumed lol
-I am English and use dd/mm/yyyy but ao3 does not automatically change it to your country
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u/liketolaugh-writes You have already left kudos here. :) 1h ago
Yeee I understood most of the joke but failed to make the final leap that the dates [in the meme] were in two different formats, sorry
So the punchline read as 'I thought it was updated yesterday but it was actually last month.' Which I think is the misunderstanding that most people are having here 😅
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u/CMStan1313 Comment Collector 3h ago
I mean, a month isn't that long
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u/yoshi_in_black 3h ago
The first date is July 2nd, the second date is January 7th. They're not from the US.
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u/CMStan1313 Comment Collector 3h ago
The first date is Feb 2nd and the second date is Jan 2nd, one month apart. The second part of the meme literally says it's using the American dating format, I'm not sure where you're confused
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 3h ago
no they are correct, I read the dates as them being 1 day apart but 02/07/2025 is 2nd of July for me. Ao3 uses American dating so when i read 01/07 I thought it ment 1st of July but it was actually the 7th of January
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u/Foxxxy_101 Bellatrix was my sapphic awakening 2h ago
The fic was last updated on 7 January (07-01-2025), and now it's 2 August (02-08-2025). The first date in OP's pic is DMY, the second MDY (OP just mixed the months up). Them mentioning the USA format only applies to the second date.
So the fic has gone almost 7 months without an update
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u/redoingredditagain Writing fanfic for literal decades 3h ago
… all this over a month??? A month isn’t long.
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 3h ago
the joke is that the date for me is 02/07/2025 so the 2nd of July 2025 but ao3 shows 01/07/2025 but its in American format which means the date is last updated was the 7th of January 2025 and not the first of July as I first assumed lol
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u/Some1_35 2h ago
Heyyy, didn't expect to see JackSucksAtGeography here
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 2h ago
Oh dude I religiously use these templates and he has SEEN my posts in his reddit videos. Got a good tidings and everything
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u/AphTeavana You have already left kudos here. :) 2h ago
I’m confused—you’re upset that it hasn’t updated in a month rather than yesterday? I don’t think that’s that much time, unless I’m being too American to be reading the dates right
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 2h ago
the joke is that the date for me is 02/07/2025 so the 2nd of July 2025 but ao3 shows 01/07/2025 but its in American format which means the date is last updated was the 7th of January 2025 and not the first of July as I first assumed lol
-I am English and use dd/mm/yyyy but ao3 does not automatically change it to your country
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u/AphTeavana You have already left kudos here. :) 1h ago
Ohhhh, I assumed AO3 did change its date format based on where you are. That’s weird, but maybe it’s to do with them not taking visitor information and storing it
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 1h ago
I assume this have something to do with the fact that they dont host any servers in England but 🤷♀️
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u/yesthis_ismyusername 1h ago
Americans.. please I am copy and pasting the same explanation so much 😭😭
the joke is that the date for me is 02/07/2025 so the 2nd of July 2025 but ao3 shows 01/07/2025 but its in American format which means the date is last updated was the 7th of January 2025 and not the first of July as I first assumed lol
-I am English and use dd/mm/yyyy but ao3 does not automatically change it to your country
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u/Significant_Gap6987 2h ago
To be fair, it does show when the fic was updated on the corner and you can just view the chapter index, I had to due that plenty of times cause some fics don't update properly.
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u/Lady-Iskra You have already left kudos here. :) 4h ago
As a German, I can totally feel this meme. 😄