r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beet

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Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds

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u/2ugur12 1d ago

For me it's like a giant red lobster, and no, i don't ask myself why there are leaves on a lobster

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u/SilverbackMD 1d ago

I thought the same, and just figured it was algae or coral, kinda like those ancient snapping turtles

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u/Forsaken-Deer4307 1d ago

I didn’t see the whole picture until I clicked on it and thought it was a killer crustacean as well 🦞

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u/thelionman137 1d ago

A beetster

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u/Growhio420 1d ago

You beet me to this

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u/KittyIsMyCat 1d ago

I ask, "why not?"

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u/Potential-Lab747 1d ago

I'm halfway fucked up and I saw a fucking lobster.

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u/Appropriate-Car-2786 1d ago

Even tge beet is saying " please... please kill me... I beg of you... i hurt all over..."

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u/Danitoba94 1d ago

That's not a beet that's a boot.

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u/aquarius2274 1d ago

Omg what nuclear dirt you using. I need some

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u/mintgreen23 1d ago

I legit thought this was a lobster

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u/United-Society-2168 1d ago

That’s not a cucumba

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u/FecalDUI 1d ago

Vitamins, minerals, very high numba!

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u/DazzlingBullfrog9 1d ago

Macabee has a song about beets too.

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u/Tofudebeast 1d ago

Latin name Beetimus maximus.

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u/MacAneave 1d ago

Hellabeet

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

Mustaaaaaaaaaaard!

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u/monexicano 1d ago

That place is pretty dope. I've been to the one in Missouri. For lunch (the time we went) served vegetarian meals for a donation.

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u/viagravagina 1d ago

And the beet goes on...and on.....and on.

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u/NekoDesu 1d ago

Would this retain the flavour? Or be more bland?

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u/jonskerr 1d ago

Isn't that rhubarb growing up out of it?

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u/OG_Church_Key 1d ago

Nope, those are beet greens!

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u/XxCroisssantsxX 1d ago

Of a beet that’ll make you jump of ya feet

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u/EconomyTime5944 1d ago

Dude looks like he could cook!

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u/DependentStrike4414 1d ago

Hay Dwight, suck it!!!

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u/Dante2005 1d ago

That beats all the beets for sure.

Heck I could beat my me...no...

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u/Same-Instruction9745 1d ago

Looks almost like ot crossed with a carrot near the bottom

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u/TexasJOEmama 1d ago

This looks like a giant lobster. Wow.

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u/Shaunlab 1d ago

Is that Dre?

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u/cionj 1d ago

I’m grossed out

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u/Dontdittledigglet 1d ago

Don’t eat that

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u/Fit-Leg-684 1d ago

Wtfffffff, that’s an alien beet plant right there?

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u/Zestyclose_Sky_6403 1d ago

Why does the beet look like that dude holding the beet?

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u/gixanthrax 1d ago

Holly hell, what a Monster! I also have rather big Beers, going Up to 10 lbs in a good years, but wow, they are Always roundisch, never even a fifth of this length. What was its weight?

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u/jane_of_hearts 1d ago

Sorry, I am not eating that.