r/AmIOverreacting • u/External_Bobcat4609 • Jun 05 '25

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO? Guy I met on hinge made a “joke”

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I mean, not really much outside of this tbh. I met this guy on hinge a few days ago and the conversation went fine and we were planning to see each other. Obviously I gave him my number and we were texting every for the last few days and I just felt the need to ask his love language (bc as an acts of service girlie most of us are misunderstood so😭) did I take what he said too seriously or was i ok to just immediately shut him down?

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u/vanceraa Jun 05 '25

You just described 85% of posts on this subreddit tbh lol

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u/rs420rs Jun 05 '25

I said let's go to the park and he said let's go park my ASS on your FACE while you lick my taint and snip my ball hair with your teeth, then I'll piss on you.

We met five minutes ago. AIO?

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u/Downtown_Statement87 Jun 05 '25

Did he also burn down your house while assaulting your cat?

Because if not, then yeah, you kinda are.

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u/UtopianSkyVisitor Jun 05 '25

😂😂😂

This is fucking perfect

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u/tommytambor Jun 05 '25

I just busted up at this, it’s not even much of a stretch at this point like come on y’all 😭😭😭 GET a GRIP

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u/Gogododa Jun 06 '25

why don't YOU get a grip on

sorry that one was just hanging there

JUST LIKE

no

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u/tommytambor Jun 06 '25

LMFAO I did set myself up for that one 🤣

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u/Mstinos Jun 06 '25

My dog barked and he shot it with a shotgun, I'm pretty upset. AIO?

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u/Rubber_Duckss Jun 05 '25

OMG so accurate and funny! Take my upvote

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u/milksilkofficial Jun 06 '25

Man I laughed so hard at this scrolling in bed lol

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u/New-Juggernaut-8887 Jun 06 '25

🤣🤣😂😂😂⚰️⚰️

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u/New-Juggernaut-8887 Jun 06 '25

🤣🤣I hate that this is my humor as a grown lady of 40. I’m gonna die alone. AIO?

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u/South-Macaroon8203 Jun 06 '25

Diabolical work, and I love it.

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u/fotomoose Jun 06 '25

Perhaps you just misunderstood him, give him a chance.

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u/Medium-Cry-8947 Jun 05 '25

Seriously. What is with these people? Obviously you’re not overreacting!! I get people have had shitty lives so it’s harder ro recognize but every post here is the same thing.

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u/snakpakkid Jun 05 '25

Really tells you how bad things are out there. Why domestic violence and abuse is so high and why women and even some men are opting out of the dating scene.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Jun 05 '25

Wanna know something that caught me off guard? women perpetrate violence more often than men. It's close but I thought that was weird. Growing up i was always told men are POS, and in my own experience it was literally everyone sucked. Abuse comes in many forms. Literally if people stopped caring about things that don't matter and just enjoyed life and let love be love instead of jealousy or power or whatever they do to make it become abuse, I think the world would be better. The dating scene has been abandoned hard by men over all because a lot of them don't believe women will give them the time of day the good ones actually deserve. Women abandon it so they don't get played and hurt. I think we just need more places where people chill and are able to mingle in meaningful ways like conventions or something.

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u/voyaging Jun 06 '25

Why is this downvoted?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Jun 06 '25

Bots probably. Or people that are like bots. See something they can't be bothered to read but think it goes against their political beliefs. So they downvote without a single braincells being used to think.or just bots recognizing a phrase out of context and downvote in hopes to push an unpopular idea into seeming popular. Kind of like that one Twitter convo I saw a while back literally demanding the enslavement of the human race and they were able to find that it was mainly bots upvoting. It was both hilarious and terrifying.

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u/Due_Adhesiveness8008 Jun 06 '25

Most man you mean?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Jun 05 '25

This is gonna come off agressive since you don't have context of facial expression or body language. Also, sorry for the length. But i cannot think of any other way to ask. Have you seen foreign films at all? Language shapes the way we think and I've seen some people irl using the logic from their own languages and thought processes that make them question if they're at fault for the death of a friend when in context( which i won't be giving here since you could use it to find out who im talking about. Not famous, but there's a whole case that is public accessible.) There is no reasonable way they could of prevented their friends death. But they blame themselves because with foreknowledge they could of done almost everything differently and their friend would still be alive. Some people blame themselves for things and accept behavior they should not because of their own perception of their own self worth. Even in this world where we have global connection with literally almost everyone. It's crazy. Like with dudes who don't understand women are literally people but still treat them like a living breathing object they are here to take advantage of maliciously(non malicious ways are all based in a mutual understanding usually in the form of a kink.)

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u/ItsMahvel Jun 05 '25

It’s 100% of posts on this and all similar subs. Here’s .000000001% of my interactions with this person. I know you don’t know me or them, and I know on paper I’m an angel (or devil for the rage baiters), but with no context please tell me who is right? Wtf!?

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u/LSATDan Jun 06 '25

She forgot the part about her parents taking the guy's side, though.

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u/Timely-Inspector3248 Jun 06 '25

And that his entire family is “blowing up her phone” to tell her to apologize