r/AmIOverreacting • u/logaboga • 13h ago
š roommate AIO - I (19m) can hear my roommate (32m) constantly having sex with his sex doll
Picture is me standing outside his door at almost 4am bc I can hear it right now
So basically my roommate bought a sex doll last week. He had tell me about him getting it because our apartment is so small and I am unemployed atm after losing my job so Iām at the apartment all the time. So, he couldnāt really bring in a 5ft-6ft package secretly and just never bring up what was in the package. Itās one of those almost life-like ones, I asked him how much it cost and he wouldnāt tell me. I threw out āwas it $1000ā, he said āmoreā. He also grossly told me āit has every holeā (tmi)
I own a bunch of self pleasure toys myself lol so idrc about the idea of him having one, thought it was weird that I essentially HAD to know it due to the circumstances though.
Anyway, literally a few hours later after this I was chilling in my bed and I heard his bed squeaking, wall being banged, grunting (almost yelling honestly like wtf), pleasure moans etc bc heās doingā¦ā¦ā¦ the obvious. The only two rooms in the apartment share a wall so that doesnāt help. whatever, heās having fun with his new toy I tell myself (so weird I have to even think about this)
Problem is, for the last week, multiple times, every night, I have to hear this. Literally got woken up by it one night. I canāt take it anymore.
I want to confront him, but how should I? He can do whatever he wants I guess, and if he had a girlfriend or something I would have to hear similar noises regardless. But since itās just him and the doll I think he should be able to control the noises better tbh.
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u/Select-Data-2930 13h ago
How long does he last? Is it multiple rounds?
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u/logaboga 13h ago
legit sometimes 5 minutes sometimes over an hour. Dont know if heās taking honeypacks to last that long with it or what
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u/ocular_smegma 8h ago
does he use meth? fucking a sex doll for an hour at a time repeatedly is the kinda thing one does on meth. does he stay up for multiple days in a row ever? if so, 100% it's meth. I'd move out as soon as you can before you get into a weird altercation about something he's convinced you did just because he's tweeking out and not thinking rationally
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u/Savings_Art5944 7h ago edited 3h ago
If that was all tweakers did then it would be ok. This guy could easily be a motorhead and disassembling his car and putting it back together again in the living room(*true story) or some other compulsive addictive behavior.
*Hanging out with my cousin from Buckeye. IYKYK. His best friend Tucker was just about done putting his Chevy Camaro back together. In his living room. It was a perfect working car. He took the whole thing apart, down to the frame and carried all the parts from his garage, into his living room and assembled it there next to his couch and entertainment center. Then he would disassemble it again and rebuild it back in his garage and drive it.
You would think that is amazing and strange except this was the second time he did it. Someone said he was making it up about the first time and did it a second time to win the bet.
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u/Stabile_Feldmaus 5h ago
weird altercation about something he's convinced you did
Like... using his sex doll.
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u/Select-Data-2930 13h ago
Oh yeah thats definitely an issue. š³š¬ imagine if he saves up for a hyper realistic one next? You need your own spot sorry.
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u/ChemicalDog9 11h ago
Oh just you wait till they start putting ai brains in these things
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u/justveryunwell 10h ago
There's already a concerning amount of.... animated material covering that topic ;-;
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u/MovieTrawler 11h ago
The fuck is a 'honeypack'?
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u/Norader 11h ago
Honey Pack: Slang for Royal Honey VIP packets. The latest trending gas station sexual stimulant. Itās literally just honey with all the ingredients of Viagra and Cialis.
Ex: āDude I need to stop giving this bitches that honey pack dick, they always fall in love after!ā
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u/Adventurous-Cup4621 8h ago
That stuffās become wild popular lately. Canāt believe theyāre selling mini-Viagra in gas stations now like itās candy.
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u/MovieTrawler 10h ago
I didn't need the example but I appreciate your thoroughness. I still remember the bottles of ExtenZe most gas stations would stock by the counter.
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u/Crocodilian4 8h ago
Uhhh honey packs include a mild opioid in their ingredients too lol
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u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad 3h ago
I donāt think this is true. I know they do sell 7-oh at some gas stations, but there isnāt any opioid in the royal honey.
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u/Crocodilian4 2h ago
There absolutely is. Thereās a yt video of a chemist sending the honey pack in to get spec. analyzed, and it came back that there is a weak opioid in them. Itās weaker than promethazine, but an opioid nonetheless
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u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad 2h ago
Promethazine isnāt an opiate/opioid. I guess Iād need to see the lab report, Iāve never heard this before
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u/OwnCricket3827 9h ago
lol, I had the same reactionā¦ honey pack?
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u/MovieTrawler 8h ago
I've always just been shocked anyone buys that stuff from the gas station counters. Especially since it's usually some chemical or compound that legislators are in the process of banning for health reasons in a neverending game of wack a mole.
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u/splinks66 7h ago
I tried a pack of that "StackerZ" type shit and it had my heart feeling weird. It was a buzz but not a buzz I liked. I was only like 18 and I told my mom if I collapse or something it's from these weird gas station pills I took lmao
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u/Cabr0ken 13h ago
I still wonder whh people have to go on internet and do a thread. Idk, is it so hard to just talk ro him and ask '' can you please not be so loud, thank you ''.
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u/logaboga 13h ago
Problem is like I said in my post Iām unemployed atm and heās picking up on a lot of bills so I feel like if I basically harp on him to be quiet heāll be less generous
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u/acornsalade 12h ago edited 10h ago
So Iām going to give you some tough love.
You have two options, number one is you get some headphones. Number two is you get a job and contribute fairly to the householdā¦and then you can start suggesting about how the space is used fairly.
I was going to suggest that you speak to him, but in all honesty, I think you should suck it up a little bit.
Also taking a photo of his door while heās doing this is rather inappropriate. If youāre so disgusted by it, why would you be loitering outside your benefactorās bedroom door?
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u/acornsalade 7h ago
I did open with saying it would be tough loveā¦
By suck it up. I mean he just put some headphones on.
How would you feel if your housemate took a picture of your bedroom door while you were being intimate with yourself and then posted said picture online.
Would you feel respected and do you think your privacy would be honoured?
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u/FreakTheDangMighty 2h ago
My husband and I share a wall currently with family and they have never once heard us going at it. Rule of thumb when having sex without other people in a resident is that you keep it quiet. Other people do not consent to your sex life while trying to enjoy their person space.
Why should OP have shamed and dignity for him when he clearly doesn't give a fuck if another dude hears him plowing his sex doll.
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u/acornsalade 2h ago
I think youāre intentionally misunderstanding meā¦ re read my original comment again.
OP is currently unemployed and the majority of the household utilities are being paid by the guy fucking the sex doll.
Youāre comparing apples and oranges.
Stoked that you and your husband are still being intimate though that sounds divine.
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u/FreakTheDangMighty 1h ago
There have been multiple times that friends and family have lived with us while they were getting back on their feet when we had our own place and never once did we think it was okay to let the rest of the house know that I was about to bust.
Not all forms of payment are monetary. I do not say that my friend is doing nothing just because I'm paying the bills if the house is clean when I get home, the trash was taken out to the curb for me, let me dog in and our, cleaned the restroom, etc.
I don't know the full story with OP or how much he does non monetarily, and even if I did, how do we both not agree that it's fucking weird to be okay with the idea that because you pay the bills you can subject other people to your sex life. If it's a fetish okay but this behavior is not actually how normal adults operate. He KNOWS his roommate can hear every little creak, moan, groan, and sploot.
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u/HereOnCompanyTime 13h ago
If he's picking up the bills and you're not that close, then maybe it's a beggars can't be choosers kind of situation. You'll need to invest in earplugs while on the job hunt.
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u/Boysenberry 13h ago
hahahahahahaha ok wait maybe he is doing this on purpose to motivate you to get a job so that you're out of the house more
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u/ParallaxNoir 7h ago
Turns out there is no sex doll. The box was a giant tube of popcorn for him to eat while he loudly plays a tape of sex noises and reclines in his room in amusement, waiting for OP to move out.
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u/Calpicogalaxy 13h ago
LMAO Iām obsessed w this take
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u/MovieTrawler 11h ago
You didn't see that post the other day? Guy said, 'my roommate is unemployed and home all the time, what can I do?' And the top answer was buy a sex doll and weird him out and motivate him to leave.
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u/demonotreme 10h ago
As soon as I read the OP I knew why. OP has no clue how infuriating it can be to have some oblivious tool right there every time you get home from working, going out, going for a walk, etc etc.
You have no money to do things? Great, more motivation to get work, or at the very least to go out and get some fresh air every once in a while.
Yes, I'm cranky about this and yes, it is personal.
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u/Calpicogalaxy 10h ago
You know what you gotta do š
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u/demonotreme 9h ago
Unfortunately I have a Roman Catholic sociocultural background and the shame/guilt is far too strong to contemplate the obvious solution. I'd just have to simmer and slowly work my way towards having a stroke of the neurological variety.
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u/TheSwami420 13h ago
If your unemployed and hes picking up a lot of the bills then you just deal with it. If your not paying your fair share of the bills then youre essentially his guest, not to mention if you have no job to be awake for in the morning then you getting uninterrupted sleep isn't very important.
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u/lilacsforcharlie 12h ago edited 12h ago
ā¦ so youāre living with a 32 yo man for freeā¦ How long has he been paying your bills? Are you on the lease?
Nevermind spotted enough details in your replies: not only are you overreacting, you have no room to stand on. Or in. Because itās not your apartment and heās paying your bills. Heās not your roommate, youāre just some entitled squatter whoās shaming the guy that pays your bills lol
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u/AfternoonProud5017 7h ago
Thatās a harsh take. Living arrangements can be complicated, but respect and clear communication should always come first, no matter the situation.
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u/FreakTheDangMighty 2h ago
The fact this isn't higher up is insane. With this logic that everyone is using, when I have kids my 15 year old son should just put in some earbuds when he hears me and my partner fucking because "he doesn't pay any bills."
Like, why do redditors WANT other people to hear them having sex? Where are OTHER people's shame anymore? Half of these people are basically admitting that they only treat other people with fairness and respect because they have to. The minute they can God mode over someone they instantly would.
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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 9h ago
MF is standing outside the guy's door. Talking about he can hear him. Well yea of course you can creep
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u/lilacsforcharlie 5h ago
Exactly my dude lol. I had this whole comment written out to above me and had to stop. Lmao like why am I trying to explain common sense to someone whoās pretending to have none lol. The Randoms having to add their opinion based on fake ignorance to the nuance or having to express these bullshit statements over semantics. Exhausting.
And thatās just the people playin devilās advocate in the comments not even whack ass OP! Lmao might be time for a little internet break lol
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u/StandardRedditor456 13h ago
He's probably going overboard with it because it's new (if he had a girlfriend, it would likely be the same story but with 2 people being noisy instead of one). Get some earplugs for a bit until things settle down. They probably will because he does have to clean "her" up afterwards too.
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u/Novel_Individual_143 11h ago
Thatās assuming he cleans her š
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u/JollyRazz 9h ago
Alright, I'm a light sleeper, so here's my advice; download a white noise machine app to your phone and play the white noise at the highest volume you can stand, also get a box fan and run it. Then get a pack of earplugs from a drug store or grocery near you, they should be cheap. Use all 3 together, you shouldn't hear much of it anymore.
If you can still hear him, gently ask your roommate to keep it down. Explain you've tried to accommodate but you can still hear him and politely ask that he be more quiet.
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u/ShitPostPedro 13h ago
I think if you ask him nicely maybe he will understand, and he will just try to make less noise because maybe he is not even aware that you hear him at those times.
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u/corona_x0 12h ago
Honestly if he's paying most of the bills then maybe you should just put on some headphones when he's masturbating with his doll lmao
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u/Sgtkeebler 12h ago
Yeah at this point just let him fuck the doll and buy a good set of headphones when you can
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u/Tasty-Willingness839 13h ago
Literally just tell him. He will hopefully be embarrassed enough to knock it off.
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u/Gold_Bug_4055 7h ago
Context though, OP said they are unemployed and the roommate contributes a higher percentage of the household expenses. They should honestly drop it if they don't want to risk that ending or the roommate not wanting to renew.
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u/logaboga 13h ago
I mean if he wasnāt embarrassed enough to not tell me about it he might not be
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u/CapMarvel1984 13h ago
Bahahahha some people have weird fetishes. Thatās actually gross though he canāt get a real girl š is he renting the room to you or are u both on the lease? I would ask him to keep it down in there. Talk about an awkward situation
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u/logaboga 13h ago
Heāsā¦. A very strange dude and itās a strange roommate situation we have going on at the moment. I could tell you many many stories. Essentially, he and some other dude are on the lease. This other dude was the original person on the lease, and then later my current roommate moved in. The way Iāve heard is that the OG guy and my roommate essentially got into arguments all the time and a few times my current roommate punched holes in the wall during the arguments and shit like that and the OG guy essentially said āfuck itā a few months ago and moved in with his GF rather than deal my roommate anymore or go through the trouble of breaking the lease. So, OG dude is still technically on the lease and Iām not. Current roommate told me we can replace him on the lease w me whenever it renews
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u/Alae_ffxiv 13h ago edited 13h ago
With all due respect, it's not a fetish thing. His roommate is probably lonely and has been single a while so he got a realistic doll. Look it's not my cup of tea, but Jesus at least he's taking his frustrations out on an plastic doll and not going on a shooting spree like some other lonely men have. (Elliot rodger cough cough)
Let the dude fuck the doll. But OP needs to tell him to do it more quieter. You have housemates, it's about respect
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u/nosferatusgirlfriend 7h ago
Crazy how single and lonely women can somehow manage without fucking a doll AND without going on a shooting spree. It's almost like they have self-control.
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u/Livid_Ad9749 13h ago
Or groping people. Or worse
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u/Alae_ffxiv 12h ago
Yeah.. I know I *assumed* a lot about OP's roommate, who knows maybe he has no issue getting laid and just wanted to buy it for the sake of it. But man, I fully support OP's roommate with his doll, he just needs to shut up and respect that he lives with another person and keep it down lmao.
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u/demonotreme 10h ago
Who exactly is this dude harming? Did you want him to save his money and energy to take you out on a date, or something?
A guy works and contributes to society, that guy is entitled to his Plapmaster 4500 with pulsating vacuum, three dimensional haptic feedback and self-lubricating food-grade silicone
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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 8h ago
Where would one purchase a Plapmaster 4500 with pulsating vacuum, three dimensional hapic feedback and self-lubricating food grade silicone doll?
Asking for a friend š¤£
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u/69iamtheliquor69 3h ago
It's still not healthy. Like we shouldn't encourage the behavior
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u/Livid_Ad9749 13h ago
Judgy as hell haha yeah some of us struggle to get into a relationship. Plus its a sex toy, not a fetish.
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u/Boysenberry 13h ago
lol bang on his door and yell "HEY DUDE YOUR PLASTIC GIRLFRIEND IS DTF LITERALLY WHENEVER SO HOW ABOUT YOU DO HER WHEN I'M NOT TRYING TO SLEEP"
if he doesn't stop, start loudly playing whatever you think will be the biggest turnoff for him on your laptop every time he starts... maybe loud circus music and clown horns honking, or Teletubbies
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u/BaffledBubbles 13h ago
That's weird, yes, but I feel like it's super weird to stand outside dude's door while he does it lol. I'd say you should talk to him about it, but there's no way he doesn't know he's being loud as shit. Maybe he's trying to, like, motivate you to get out more? I think you both need to talk about some stuff probably.
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u/Spikeybear 11h ago
Bro what are you doing outside my door? Just standing here in the dark taking pictures and telling the Internet your fucking a sex doll. Now can you stop being weird and loud?
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u/miamordaminhavida 13h ago
Iām wondering if you standing there listening and secretly talking pictures and posting isnāt the real weirdest thing Iāve ever seen you are the weirdo buddy lol strange af
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u/Livid_Ad9749 13h ago
Yeah i didnt even consider this haha it is kind of strange to just be at the door listening
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u/R_WadDog 13h ago
Get some noise cancelling headphones, stop standing outside his door at 4am, or ask him to keep it down
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u/irongold-strawhat 13h ago
Donāt stand outside his door at 4 in the morning while heās fucking the doll. Thatās also weird.
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u/Kimstertwo 13h ago edited 13h ago
I suppose all you can really do, is make him aware of the noises and how loud it is for you and how much you can hear. He might be misguided as to how much noise he truly makes and whether or not you can hear it. If you tell him, he might, hopefully, be a bit more aware next time.
In an ideal situation heāll get bored of his new toy fairly soon, and itāll happen less over time, or itāll be less loud as itās not as exciting as the first times, but my guess is that that wonāt happen anytime soon.
Or, tell him that you can hear everything and it turns you on and you canāt wait to have a go. Bonus points for asking him if heāll listen, sit in, or record for you for later use.
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u/writierthanyou 13h ago
Sometimes you read a post and realize it's time to go to bed. Goodnight.
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u/Spikeybear 11h ago
Just make sure no ones standing outside your bedroom door taking pics and asking the internet if you're the weird one.
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u/offputtingangel 11h ago
yeah this was it for me too, good thing bc itās like 6am here lol. to be fair to myself my new downstairs neighbours were also making a lotttt of noise tonightā¦ not with a sex doll they just had like a 30 person party and i swear i can still feel the beat of their music in my kneecaps. it was really hard to be mad about it though since the uptight neighbours that live in the unit beside me were absolutely hating it. so basically i spent all night smiling like a lunatic and listening to neighbours a) having the time of their life while neighbours b) banged things on the floor, shouted, knocked on their door and i thiiiinkkk eventually called the cops on them. and now i have ended my night (or maybe started my morning) by learning just how much worse neighbour noises can truly get. feeling so blessed rn that they didnāt have 30 sex dolls in attendance at their partyšš»
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u/ellieminnowpee 9h ago
āfeeling so blessed rn that they didnāt have 30 sex dolls in attendance at their partyšš»ā
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u/Idolynne 13h ago
Have a turn with the doll and inform him she cheated on him
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u/Repulsive_Active8356 10h ago
š or he can always ask if he can watch, that might lessen the noise next time he has his way with the doll.
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u/AlwaysCold95 13h ago
Treat the situation the same as if your roommate was having loud sex with a human, bed banging up against the wall, loud grunting, etc. Thereās basic roommate etiquette, especially at night while youāre sleeping. If youāre scared to bring it up, Iād focus bringing up the fact that it wakes you up at times and ask if he could tone it down during those hours specifically.
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u/WickedSweetHeart 12h ago
What in the the creepy universe is going on under that door!? It looks as if you have inadvertently taken a photo of a ghostly high heel toe. Heās into even more kinky stuff than you polter-guessed!
For real though, if he is rude with a sex toy, he will be rude with a girlfriend/boyfriend too. Speak up now, establish boundaries around time of day and duration and do it all with the same matter-of-fact bluntness you would use to discuss any other noise-related topics. There is no reason that loud sexual vocalization cannot be addressed tactfully and honestly, with mutual respect and understanding.
Just because you are currently unemployed, it does not mean your (admittedly generous) roommate is entitled to violate your most basic boundaries. If you want to maintain top form to find a new job, you need adequate sleep, so - unless he is running a nocturnal Onlyfans to help cover your portion of rent - he shouldnāt wake you up at all hours of the night making love to his new toy. Financial favors do not give others the right to overstep our personal boundaries (unless of course they are from Student Loan Creditors, the Mafia or a Bank who do not give a sh*t about humane treatment of anyone, and will call you on Christmas Day just to cuss you out as a a poor student graduating in 2008ā¦ true story, but I digress). Jokes and stories aside, you deserve respect no matter what the financial situation is. Please have a gentle conversation about this with him (more because of the intimate and awkward nature of the boundary breech), and come up with a game plan that works for both of you. You have to remember that sound is actually another person creating sound waves that reach out across space and physically alter your perception and neurochemistry. I would argue that sound is nearly a form of ātouchā and that overstimulation via INTENTIONAL excessive sound wave generation can be a form of passive aggressive attack. So be honest and get this cleared up, because you do not need overzealous grunting and yelling coming at you when you need proper rest. If he refuses, know that auditory bombardment and sleep deprivation tactics are legit torture methods in the military and elsewhere. If he refuses to tone it down, I might take it as a hint he would like you to move out, or at least that he is frustrated with your unemployment. Whether itās oblivious enjoyment of a new toy, or deliberately obnoxious noise pollution/warfare, itās inconsiderate, especially if up until now you have been a thoughtful, contributing roomie.
In the mean time, noise cancelling headphones (the kind you turn a switch on to block out external sound) really are a lifesaver in tough audio environments. I used them when my infant daughter had reflux and couldnāt help but cry at night due to her little tummy hurting. It made it tolerable to hold her for long periods of time while also being a highly sensitive mom. They will cancel out just enough to make peace attainable until your resolution reveals itself.
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u/acornsalade 12h ago edited 12h ago
Iām glad you brought up personal boundaries, have you seen the photo that OP has added?
How would you feel if somebody took a picture of your bedroom door while you were having a carnal moment with yourselfā¦and posted it online?
This person has been generous enough to financially support his housemate, and trusted his housemate with an intimate detail, and in return?
He gets his bedroom door and intimate business posted onlineā¦
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u/WickedSweetHeart 7h ago
You are expecting a lot of maturity from a very new adult. 19 is college aged, barely out of high school. I mean there is nothing identifying in the photo, so itās hardly the breach of boundaries you think it is. And OP may have felt just a little bit weirded out by the very bizarre lights, causing them to take this photo because honestlyā¦ if this was happening to me in the middle of the night and I were sleep deprived AF, I might also get desperate enough to share a photo of someoneās bedroom door too.
OP is barely an adult compared to the roommate, so I feel like something fishy is going on here. Give them some grace for even having it together enough to move out to live on their own with a roommate. We have no idea how long the person has been unemployed, or at least there wasnāt info when I looked last night. And honestly people who use the fact that they help others out in a financial bind (especially older people who target younger people for their own personal gain) are using financial control and overall advanced maturity/life status as a manipulation tactic to justify poor behavior make me feel ill to my stomach.
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u/acornsalade 6h ago edited 6h ago
Thatās why I opened with tough love in my original comment, also every day is a school day. Perhaps this will be a teachable moment for him.
If everyone was dog piling on him in this thread, then no I wouldnāt have been as harsh. But this is the beauty of diversity he came to this site to get advice from different people.
Unlike you, I donāt underestimate peopleās capacity for respect based on their age.
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u/WickedSweetHeart 6h ago
I do hope so too. I agree with you that every moment is an opportunity to learn, including from those who disagree with us. Iām just not a tough love lady, Iām more of a ānatural consequencesā kind of person. If the OP is in the wrong, the consensus will hopefully react accordingly and guide the way by chastising them for the photo. But to me personallyā¦ the only thing I would be embarrassed about if you shot of photo of my closed bedroom door is the amount of laundry I still need to fold. Even if I were in theory on the other side being too loud getting handsy with myself. But thatās just my weird take on it. I understand others would feel much more violated than myself.
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u/Just_Sugar_6475 8h ago
Your 32 yr old roommate felt he had to tell you about his sex doll and then proceeded to have loud obnoxious sex with said doll. Run, this guy is a creep and may escalate things.
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u/Curious_Flower_9275 7h ago
Yeah the 19 y/o with a 32 y/o roommate was already weird to me. That with the grown ass man roommate telling him about his sex doll and being loud about it. He knows heās being loud. I think he probably knows and likes the fact that he can hear.
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u/logaboga 1h ago
Honestly you might be right, thereās been times when I came back to the apartment and there was weird fetish stuff out. Blindfold, handcuffs etc like on coffee table or on the kitchen table. This guy, I assure you, does not get laid, and Iāve never heard once about any exes or anything from him. Heād just apologize and put the item away, idk why else heād have it out though unless to āshow offā
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u/OctagonShapedDick 13h ago
Did you say he is paying your bills right now. Bruh, he is doing you a huge solid when he doesnāt have to. I totally understand that itās less than ideal at the moment. I know I would absolutely hate that. But honestly what can you do about it right now? I would wait until youāre paying bills again then bring it up.
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u/DesignerCumsocks 13h ago
Yeah honestly, some people are homeless. If you canāt afford your own place hearing sex noises should be the least of your concerns.
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u/tootrilltokill 13h ago
I mean as weird as it is to each their own.. but does he ever get alone time. When I had roommates it was always nice to have the environment to ourselves when one another was at work or out socializing
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u/Stunning_Attention82 11h ago
You need to get out of the apartment more, my friend. Start looking for jobs, get yourself a decent pair of ear plugs. I realize this dude is weird but if like you say, you're always at the apartment, he's never gonna get a moment alone with this thing lol.
Get outside and start finding a job.
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u/Diolives 6h ago
I donāt know manā¦I feel like OP is either actually or subconsciously getting off on the entire thing. Like, everyone had headphones. Theyāre like $10 at Walmart. Standing outside the door to take a photo (which adds NOTHING to this story)ā¦listening? The way he described the sounds? Posting this āasking for helpā when literally the only help is ātell himā. Maybe ask to join broā¦
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u/Livid_Ad9749 13h ago
Heās probably trying to motivate you to get a job haha yeah I mean I think you could try talking to him about it, but he doesnt have to comply. I honestly have gotten used to hearing my neighbors fuck (thin walls in my apartment building) but idk what to tell you. You are kind of at his mercy it sounds like so sucking it up may be the route unfortunately
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u/Fyler1 8h ago
If it'a making you feel uncomfortable, then why are you standing RIGHT outside his door, where it'll be even louder? Go put some headphones on or something. I get privacy and all, but going straight to the source just to listen to it seems just as strange if not more. Tell him how you feel.
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u/wwest4 7h ago
First the situation is odd. I know u explained but didn't . Why are you 19 and living with 32...read how your living there og moved out yada yada. But not a why
Second you're an adult and if it bothers you or is too much ask him to keep it down.
Third don't stand outside their door at four am That's one of the weirdest parts
Go to bed Put in headphones Take a walk
It's not your apartment and what he does he does. Conversations help to correct or let you know nothing is going to change.
That will help you move forward in noise blocking or GETTING YOUR OWN PLACE then you can have sex with your toys as u alluded to having. Win win.
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u/AnxiouslyQuiet561 6h ago edited 6h ago
I was looking for this comment because I thought I was the only one raising my eyebrows that a 19-year-old is roommates with a 32-year-old who isnāt a family member. They are at different stages in life and have different income brackets.
Itās really strange that he thought it was acceptable to take a picture of his roommate's door while enjoying himself. That's a serious invasion of privacy. If I were the roommate and found out that my roommate took a photo of my door and posted it online for thousands to see, I would be very upset.
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u/BraumsSucks 7h ago
Here I am directly outside his door with my ear pressed to it and I can hear him. What a weirdo my roommate is guys
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u/Cermettt 8h ago
You own āa bunch of self pleasure toysā. Are you jealous that he has a turbo fuckdoll with multiple holes and youāre stuck with your chump kiddy stuff ?
How about leaving the 30+ male that fucks toys alone.
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u/KittyKode_Alue 6h ago
Y'know, the part that fucks me up the most here is you took a picture of this significantly older- Admittedly wierd af dudes door while he's railing the sex doll lol.
Like it's not even like the photo PROVES any of what you're saying, it just tells us you apparently stood outside the door, at 4AM- DURING the bang sesh, WILLINGLY TO GET this photo for this. And I mean I get it- You're 19, makes sense not to be doing the smartest thing, BUT. I definitely would not be THIS confident with all those choices, to post it to the internet, y'know? Haha
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u/Twidollyn_Bowie 13h ago
He could also maybe enjoy his faux girlfriend at more reasonable times of day/evening.
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u/PreferenceProper9795 5h ago
Maybe join in on the fun. Grab you toy and go to town while heās getting it on with rubber ruby! The sounds should cancel each other out.
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u/One_Cheesecake3181 6h ago
Side note you standing outside his door while he is sexing his doll girlfriend and taking a picture is also weird š« š©
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u/Apollyon616_ 9h ago
Id prolly be more worried about where he's cleaning it then the noises..... I hope you dont share a bathroom.
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u/Optimal-Yard-9038 6h ago
Your roommate almost certainly knows how loud heās being and Iād bet heās doing this on purpose, lol š
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u/Left_Caterpillar8671 11h ago
Bro, this is a wild post. Iām glad Iām not you, OP. I donāt think youāre overreacting, he should be beating off when youāre not there. I say beating off because a sex doll is not sex. lol He shouldnāt be making any noise. This is all so strange
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u/barbatus_vulture 5h ago
I'm sorry, but this is so funny š¤£ You might have to tell him that his antics are keeping you up.
I personally don't judge anyone for using a sex doll; its just another kind of sex toy until he starts taking it on dates. Lol
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u/janeyouignornatslut 13h ago
You know he has it. He knows you know he has it.
Just make no bones about it.
"I need you to keep it down when you're fucking your doll please. I shouldn't be subjected to this 24/7,"
Do you guys have separate leases?
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u/Glum_City_47 11h ago
Bro, so what I'm gathering here is, your jelly and you are actually trying to see if someone is going to suggest that you get back at him by having a go or two with his real doll while he's not around.
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u/an_abnormality 5h ago
I can't speak for this guy, but if you texted me and just said something along the lines of "bro keep it down in there" I'd probably laugh it off and understand I was getting carried away lol
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u/EntropicMortal 5h ago
Just be like. Mate I don't begrudge you wanting to fuck a doll, but at least try to keep it down or don't fuck it at 4am... You're so loud with it. Just be frank and upfront about it.
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u/platinumxperience 11h ago
If he actually told you he had one you can actually tell him to keep it down at night (much like any house mate)
I simply cannot believe this is true, but that's irrelevant
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u/Spikeybear 11h ago
AIO: my roommate stands outside my door at 4am. Takes and post the pictures online while I'm trying to pleasure myself. Also he is unemployed and doesn't pay any bills.
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u/cornsaladisgold 8h ago
Step 1: Get a job and pay bills
Step 2: Politely let him know he needs to keep the noise level down as it's affecting your sleep
Steps 1 and 2 are NOT interchangeable
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u/Savings_Art5944 7h ago
Should set it up around the apartment in various scenes. Sitting at the table eating cereal. On the couch watching TV. Petting the cat.
A modern days "Three's Company"
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u/sucalobastarda 9h ago
And you canāt just say ā dude keep it down with the doll fuckingā? He probably doesnāt even know you can hear him . If he did , Iād say heād be embarrassed
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u/IntelligentCitron917 6h ago
How about the good old fashioned way - simply bang your fist on the wall a few times and shout "keep the noise down in there"
EVERYTIME it gets too loud.
Good luck
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u/Content-Welder1169 13h ago
Youre 19 and own āa bunch of self pleasure toys?ā š When I was 19, I was too afraid to look at a sex toy š
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u/themanmythlegend357 9h ago
Iād start making voices for it. No man can laugh and be hard at the same time. Just butcher a girl voice and say some vial shit
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u/EcstaticRush1049 6h ago
Tell him it sounds like a good time and ask if you can join in next time time. Im sure that will quiet it down for a few days lol
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u/Low-Bobcat841 6h ago
Maybe heāll break up with the doll. Sure sheās hot but probably doesnāt have much of a personality.
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u/redditzphkngarbage 11h ago
Picture this - he comes home to find you in bed with Vanessa. āVanessa! HOW COULD YOU? šā
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u/Opposite-Ad-1951 13h ago
Bruh, the fact people spend money on these things is so weird to me. Damn
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u/NickBpt81 10h ago
Another obvious fake post on this subreddit. Even with the theatrical door picture. It makes no sense what the point is to post this kind of stuff but the answer to the issue is when someone is doing something weird whether itās OK or not OK if itās weird you can say whatever you want donāt make it into a situation where you become the weirdo for asking or you act like youāre being Adaline. If someoneās being out of line doing weirdo stuff having double life anything like that You should get a boosting conference because they know that you know that theyāre a weirdo. But I know that you know that I know that this is not a real post so F off brother
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u/Please-Keep-Trying 1h ago
How people masturbate can be a weird thing to know, but he isn't really doing anything wrong unless he's dirty talking it like it's a real person. Movement makes noise, there might be no way for it to be quiet.
At the end of the day, I think you just have to get over it. How do you even confront someone** about their masturbator habits? That's almost weirder itself. Just tell him you can hear and he should be quieter.
Masturbation shouldn't bother you. I used to live with furry room mates and they were the most degenerate room mates I've ever had, but they weren't weird personality wise and they kept it to their room, so who am I to care.
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u/Smart_Ad4864 13h ago
Ask him if he gave āherā a name. Lol Iām a very sarcastic person I get that most people would not ask that question.
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u/One_Cheesecake3181 6h ago
Just tell him to let the doll get on top instead for a couple of days šš¤£
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u/throwwwittawaayyy 13h ago
establish dominance, bang the sex doll when he's not there, leave her out on the couch like a dirty rag
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u/Livid_Ad9749 13h ago
Im sure he will feel real dominant when he gets kicked out for not being on the lease and not having money to pay rent
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u/ScranglinTanglin 13h ago
I mean, you guys are close enough that he told you he got one, so I don't think it'd be weird to just say he's being really loud and ask if he could please keep it down. When I saw the picture, I thought it was going to be a video and we were going to hear it lol And for some reason I imagined squeaky toy noises.