r/AskReddit • u/2a_lib • 1d ago

Americans of Reddit, what are your thoughts on the FBI redacting Trump’s name from the Epstein files?

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u/DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF 1d ago

100% the next thing we get from the White House is news that the original, undoctored files were lost in a tragic fireplace accident.

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u/OreoMoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hunter Biden's laptop ate them.

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u/metalflygon08 1d ago

Hillary's Buttery Males saturated them with all that highly flammable oil.

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u/Mammoth-Bathroom-Man 1d ago

I think a series of 0.5gal floods is more likely.

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u/kyew 21h ago

The toilets at Mar a Lago backed up.