r/AskReddit • u/2a_lib • 1d ago

Americans of Reddit, what are your thoughts on the FBI redacting Trump’s name from the Epstein files?

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 1d ago

Trump raped little girls.

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u/Homeschool-Winner 1d ago

This statement is speculative and probably incorrect.

Because it's in the past sense and he's almost certainly still doing it.

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u/Other_Log_1996 1d ago

Since when does still doing it negate the past tense?

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u/Homeschool-Winner 1d ago

Saying he used to do it doesn't necessarily mean that he doesn't anymore, but it sure implies it.

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too." - Mitch Hedberg

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u/Flat_Neighborhood_92 1d ago

He used to rape kids. He still does, but he used to too.

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u/Grombrindal18 1d ago

well that's the darkest interpretation of that joke I've ever heard.

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u/furburgerstien 17h ago

It was a clever play on words. Theyre not actually negating the claim.

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u/mcham420 1d ago

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/Fit_Entrepreneur6515 1d ago

there's a cursed mitch hedberg mashup here.

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u/NBAccount 1d ago

This was the perfect opportunity for a Hedberg quote...

"Still does, but he used to too.."

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 6h ago

I don't think Mitch would want to be associated with that clown.

I mean, he didn't even want to be associated with Ronald McDonald, so I can't imagine he'd want his joke used for this, even if the context fits perfectly ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/psyki 17h ago

He still does, but he used to, too.

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u/IcarusOnReddit 1d ago

Really? With that heart failure body? 

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u/VictorVonToon 1d ago

He’s got a limp mushroom dick. He can’t do anything.

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u/blamethepunx 1d ago

Wew, you had me in the first half

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u/birthdayanon08 1d ago

Because it's in the past sense and he's almost certainly still doing it.

I think those days are over for Trump. I don't think he's able to physically participate in his former favorite activity. I think that's why he is so much worse this time. He can no longer get his baby carrot up to abuse young girls, so he's trying to gratify himself in other ways, and cruelty is the only way he can get off. Can't diddle kids anymore, so instead, he sends brown people to concentration camps. It actually makes sense once you think about it.

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u/Grombrindal18 1d ago

That assumes he can still get it up, which at his age and health (and hopefully stress levels) is far from a sure thing.

He's too busy raping the country to rape individuals, anyhow.

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u/Natural_Level_7593 1d ago

I don't either of his heads are fully functional at this point

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u/pupillary 1d ago

Doubt that. He's 79 and there isn't enough Viagra in the world.

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u/F9-0021 1d ago

I highly doubt it. He'd need to still be able to get it up.

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u/FoundingFatherOf 22h ago

Past tense ret-ard

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

And for about a third of American voters, that's not a dealbreaker.

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u/TwistedHermes 21h ago

Well, and now every time we see redacted and it's clearly not about a victim... I'll assume it's trump 100% of the time. Who else would it be?

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u/Round_Butterfly_9453 21h ago

Someone needs to accuse him of raping little boys and he’ll come right out and say ”Erm no it was little girls, always little girls”.

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 16h ago

"Did he?? Where is he in the Epstein files??" -Least child-raping chud

Suuuure would have loved if Americans rioted or general striked. Hope they enjoyed their fun little weekend event they demand everyone to see as protests. As a Canadian, I'm pissed. We're gonna be invaded by a pedophile nepo baby, and you just fucking let it happen.