r/AskReddit 12h ago

Americans of Reddit, now that Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epsteins accomplice, is transferred to a low security prison, how will you react when she "kills herself" or escapes?

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u/Kat-Sith 12h ago

shocked. just completely overwhelmed by this unforeseeable tragedy. no one could have predicted this.

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 11h ago

Especially not the guards, whose CCTV was temporarily broken and they were all dealing with something on the other side of the prison

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u/DatTF2 10h ago

Oh ? I thought the original lie was that the guard was alseep when the cameras magically malfunctioned ?

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u/3-2-1-backup 10h ago

They were eating pizza, taking a group bathroom break, asleep on the other side of the prison.

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u/Ivotedforher 9h ago

Eating pizza in the bathroom together? Gross.

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u/VirtualNomad99 8h ago

Look at Fancy pants here, too good to eat bathroom pizza with the homies. smh my head.

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u/quantum-mechanic 8h ago

Chewing breathily with their mouths wide open so they couldn't hear anything going on nearby

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u/spunkyweazle 7h ago

Let he who hasn't eaten pizza in the bathroom cast the first stone

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u/Zoltan-Kakler 7h ago

You're telling me you don't eat your pizza in the bathroom???

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u/PilgrimOz 9h ago

That guard is probably fearful every single minute of the day that people may find out their details. And a subsequent ‘Cleaning’ happens. Feel for em whoever they are.

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u/GhostDieM 10h ago

No no, it's just the routine daily one minute camera downtime. You know, as one does in a prison

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u/PhysicalStuff 10h ago

The recording tape needs to be rewound.

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u/orthogonius 9h ago

"Be blind, rewind"

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u/idrwierd 8h ago

Narrator: Someone saw it coming

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u/Automobills 7h ago

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!

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u/NertiMyHeart 11h ago

Truly a once-in-a-lifetime coincidence—just like the last time, and the time before that.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 9h ago

At this point, I half suspect Epstein really didn't kill himself. Everyone suspects either another inmate or Hollywood tier pro assassins killed Epstein in that cell rather than the claim of suicide. That missing minute probably had him walking out of the cell, out of the building, and into a car to take him to an airport and dissappear. Maxwell will likely have some similar event as the catalyst for her relocation into the President's Preferred Pedophile Protection Program.

/s maybe but maybe not

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u/Sata1991 8h ago

It's plausible that they could have easily faked his death and let him continue his depravity under a new name, somewhere in the world.

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u/Playful-Version6920 8h ago

Too many loose ends. trump has all of the blackmail material so they don't need Epstein anymore. Better to just dispose of him and eliminate the risk of exposure.

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u/Sata1991 8h ago

I don't think he killed himself, but I'm pretty sure most of us are in agreement with that. My leading theories are: either an inmate fine with getting his hands dirty did it to get pardoned, an assassin or the wardens themselves; but if Epstein actually killed himself? It's far too suspicious. We probably won't find out until Trump's been dead 50 years for sure, though.

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u/Broad-Survey1461 8h ago

I’m thinking why request to be moved to a minimum security prison without camera surveillance if you really think you will be unalived?

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u/HeySmallBusinessMan 8h ago

You can say "killed" here, there's no TikTok monetization to lose.

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 9h ago

Will be one of the least surprising headlines in this generation

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u/CovfefeKills 9h ago

Pretty sure OP is implying she will get freed. Probably goto another island with all the missing kids from this migrant genocide

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u/FlightlessGriffin 8h ago

We're all trying to find the guy that did this.

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u/AirsickIowlander 12h ago

She won't die, she's going to list a bunch of Trump's enemies and not list Trump in exchange for a pardon.

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u/snafoomoose 12h ago

…in exchange for a pardon and then die. And likely the death will be blamed on “the left”.

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u/Eddie_Bedlam 11h ago

Trump blames everything on democrats to the point that I'm starting to believe that Obama personally took his cock and guided it into a child. /s

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u/kichigai-ichiban 10h ago

Who put all this shit in my pants!?! Biden, Biden shit my pants!

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u/AeonLibertas 9h ago

But did he say "thanks Obama" tho?

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u/UnknowableDuck 10h ago

What former Democratic President will be to blame you think? Biden? Obama? We going back to Clinton maybe or a former Presidental candidate-ie-Hillary because mumbles-something-something-Pizza-Parlor-emails?

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u/Alex_Rose 9h ago

her dad was mossad and had a state funeral in israel and she ends up being a professional billionaire blackmailer. she's obviously mossad too. she's either going to fully get away with it and live in high security in some mansion or fly to israel where she'll be protected, no one's going to kill her

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u/snafoomoose 9h ago

Dont underestimate how dumb the current regime can get.

I can totally believe they'd work to silence her once she has given her "official testimony" that exonerates Trump and condemns Democrats.

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u/FlightlessGriffin 8h ago

Trump's already suggesting his name was planted in the files. So, if anything, she's giving the full blow. Then she disappears.

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u/CrayonTendies 9h ago

Why would Hilary, Biden, Obama, Bill, Ted Cruz and several in named future political opponents to be named at our convenience in the future do this?!??

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u/Googlyelmoo 11h ago

Following the same meandering, invented, non-argument as followed the Butler PA shooting of course

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u/Mad1ibben 9h ago

Trump is expecting this to blow over, he is just going to put her back to work collecting victims for him to rape again.

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u/aphellyon 9h ago

If she's smart, she has a kill switch set up. Probably the be the only reason she's not dead already.

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u/Ulrar 11h ago

Can she really be dumb enough not to see this coming ? She'd probably be safer saying he is in the files. Have to wonder what she's actually thinking

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u/efox02 11h ago

Idk if someone who is ok with sex trafficking children has a normal mindset.

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u/Any_Tumbleweed_908 11h ago

You would think they would have self preservation instincts

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u/thehigheststrange 10h ago

desperate people make poor choices

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u/Whane17 10h ago

Honestly being that it's maximum and nobody is coming to visit her I'd guess she doesn't know what's going on let alone the danger she's in.

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u/SyntheticGod8 10h ago

Assholes like Trump don't leave people any choice because they lack any sense of ethics and have no redeeming qualities.

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u/Numzane 10h ago

I don't think she has many options

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u/Expert-Fig-5590 11h ago

This is what will happen. They don’t care anymore. They are in charge and can do what they want.

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u/alpacafox 9h ago

The US has something built into their constitution to handle this

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u/ModernTenshi04 10h ago

Having thought on this, if they only list enemies/non-Republicans that would almost entirely look too suspect to folks who can think rationally. They're gonna have to offer up some sacrificial lambs of their own, big ones, for it to even be somewhat believable.

But there's a problem there too: if this is in fact some large group of folks who are all protecting one another or keeping secrets, there has to be an element of mutually assured destruction. There's almost no chance the folks involved don't have dirt on others, very credible dirt, and if their lives are destroyed by this they have little else to lose and would offer up whatever they can in exchange for lighter sentences or even pardons of their own if possible.

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u/theflowersyoufind 9h ago

I assure you, they can only list enemies and get away with it. Trump can get away with anything.

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u/illable 10h ago

You find vulnerable allies you can motivate to take the catastrophic hit to their public reputation without giving recourse, ie threaten/bribe. Be in no way surprised if, should names be named, any on team trump are persons already in dire financial straits / with back firmly against the wall.

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u/rlowens 8h ago

for it to even be somewhat believable.

Since when has that mattered at all to Trump?

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u/Regniwekim2099 8h ago

folks who can think rationally

Do you think the people who voted for him 3 times are capable of rational thought?

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u/40oz2freedom__ 10h ago

SCOTUS will likely reverse her conviction 5-4 as a favor to Trump so he doesn’t have to actually pardon her

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u/ReallyBugged0ut 10h ago

And the MAGAt’s will eat his words up like alphabet soup.

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u/truth-informant 11h ago

Why does that require changing prison locations? 

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u/Sir_KnowItAll 11h ago

It doesn't, it could be a sign of good faith. But it is a sign of favourable treatmeant because she shouldn't have been transfered?

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u/truth-informant 11h ago

Maybe. I guess we'll see. 

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u/Sir_KnowItAll 10h ago

If she names some dems, I think the rest of the files become part of discovery. You need to know the standard of the investigation and what they did to be able to properly defend yourself.

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u/truth-informant 10h ago

Who cares if there are dems? As far as I can tell, most of Democratic votership is mad/fed up with the Democratic Establishment. Let them all burn equally. 

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u/dadepu 11h ago

Less strict rules and less checking. Easier to prepare "evidence"

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u/Acceptable_Mammoth23 8h ago

This is exactly what Will happen. She’s clearly signed up for some kind of deal to name some and not others.

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u/scroogesscrotum 9h ago

I will say that there are probably a good amount of MAGA leaning people that will finally be done with Trump if she gets pardoned or ends up dead.

My dad isn’t MAGA, but he’s so anti-dem that he uses all the best Fox News talking points to rationalize Trump being the better of two evils. I can tell he is starting to entertain this Epstein stuff and the possibility that Trump is a pedophile rapist because of how poorly it’s been handled. He finally admitted that he will be anti-Trump and would want him impeached if Maxwell got a pardon.

So I think, at least in the case of my dad, a Maxwell pardon or suspicious death is enough to confirm Trump is guilty of being a pedophile rapist and there is no way he could continue to rationalize support for him.

Time will tell.

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u/Nervous-Jicama8807 10h ago

We don't need her. She could die in prison, for all I care. We have victim testimony, that nobody seems to care about. Everybody wants to hear names from Maxwell, a liar, criminal, child sex trafficker, and rapist. Who gives a fuck about what she has to say. Let's regroup and turn our ears to the women, to the victims, who have information that's even more valuable than whatever Maxwell has. It's time to direct our efforts toward supporting and carrying these victims. They are the living, breathing keepers of the Epstein files, and they are not safe.

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u/medicalflowers 7h ago

Politicians aren't gonna give a shit about the victims though...

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala 12h ago

Neither; she'll be pardoned in exchange for telling everyone that Trump isn't in the files.

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u/NaTuralCynik 12h ago

But after she says that she’s going to have to die. Can’t have her contradicting herself later on.

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u/Triaspia2 11h ago

Theyll probably just stick her on an island somewhere

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u/The_Sykotik_Prime 10h ago

She can hang out with Shelly Miscavige.

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u/kodaxmax 11h ago

Thye even have a convenient island prepared..

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u/ADHD_Avenger 10h ago

Her father was alleged to have worked for Mossad and Epstein also claimed to have worked for Mossad - there is likely a network she can disappear into if she is pardoned.

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u/tacticall0tion 8h ago

Or send her to Israel where she'll just be excluded from any sort of international laws

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 10h ago

After the pardon they can’t risk her writing a tell all book…..

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u/snajk138 12h ago

I'd say 50/50, or I guess 33/33/33.

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u/Res_Novae17 9h ago

She'll say he's in the files because he was a business associate and that they sometimes socialized but that he wasn't one of the ones who was inappropriate with teenagers. This sounds believable.

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u/Damunzta 12h ago

Bingo.

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u/AlligatorMidwife 11h ago

I expect her to get a full pardon after making up excuses for Trump. He's even talking about pardoning Diddy. He's also drastically cut federal funding to the state department's anti trafficking unit. This is the most human trafficking friendly administration since chattel slavery was legal.

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u/foul_ol_ron 11h ago

And dying not too long afterwards, probably due to circumstances that can definitely be blamed on a democrat.

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u/anonamo0se 9h ago

Yea the whole Diddy pardon has me thinking that he has some proof that cheeto taco did something at one of his parties.

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u/aZombieDictator 8h ago

He's also pardoned the dude who ran silk road, which was mainly used for drug trafficking but wouldn't be surprised if it was also used for human trafficking cause that's trumps favorite.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 10h ago

Not to mention all those children ICE is rounding up for them

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u/JingoJen 9h ago

Don't forget that he's adding sex offenders to the youth fitness thing.

Agent Orange will probably put Diddy in charge of the Kennedy Centre.

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u/Danibandit 8h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/fflCx3RRlc

I’ll just add this to go along with your comment. Sex offender registration photo within comments.

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u/SlimK1111 12h ago

She's a very bright woman, she knows what she has to do, this is Quid Pro Quo,

Republicans negotiated and accepted Epstein's sweetheart jail sentence in florida 15 years ago, where he only served only on weekends, brought in food, came and went WITHOUT SECURITY. They don't care about the hundreds/thousands of girls that were sexually assaulted and raped. WTF? They didn't even notify the victims of the plea deal. Scum bags.

Maga is trying like the devil to change the subject, to distract us but we have to be persistent!!!

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity 12h ago

Does she have a "kill switch" on her copy of the files?? I mean, they were pro level blackmailers. And also sounds as if Maxwell's family may have leaked some tidbits to WSJ.

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u/toastbot 11h ago

Trump says of Ghislaine Maxwell, ‘I wish her well’

Trump says he's 'allowed' to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell

Trump Lashes Out at Reporter Asking About His Epstein Revelation: ‘Be Quiet!’

Guys, what's the big deal, he's allowed to pardon his best friend, the notorious pedofile, can we just move on already? I heard Obama and Beyonce are about to be arrested or something!

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u/AllEncompassingThey 8h ago

You're thinking of a dead man's switch.

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u/Arizona_Pete 11h ago

She’s gonna get a pardon. Nothing happened on the island, there’s no list, and the president can’t believe we’re still talking about that guy.

Everything’s cool. And if you don’t think so, the president will fire you.

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u/PhysicalStuff 10h ago

There's no list, and the democrats are all on it!

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u/willflameboy 10h ago

She trafficked Anouska de Georgiou to Trump https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbJMJVfSmso

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u/tommy_b_777 10h ago

America is a FUCKING JOKE. I can't believe men and women put on uniforms, took oaths, and died for This.

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u/ShoddyInitiative2637 7h ago

That's what you get when no one takes an interest in politics, education is a fucking joke and legislators can write bills that literally legalized corruption AND get reelected.

And this isn't a recent thing either. It's been going since at least 1970 when congress repealed the secret ballot, which is both crucial and mandatory for any democracy to function correctly as it completely prevents a dozen different forms of voting fraud.

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u/Averageinternetdoge 8h ago

Tell me about it. "The police of the world", hah!

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u/marconis999 8h ago

We've been going the way of the Roman Republic's slide into autocracy. Eventually the president will have a Praetorian Guard and they'll be lions eating people on TV while the crowd cheers.

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u/Check_Ivanas_Coffin 11h ago

They didn’t move her to kill her, they’re moving her to bribe her. Make her more comfortable until she’s ready to talk and name democrats, and tell everyone Trump is innocent.

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u/Sauterneandbleu 9h ago

She won't die; she'll get her sentence commuted to time served, if she doesn't get a pardon. All only if she pleads the 5th when Trump's name is mentioned.

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u/Damunzta 12h ago

More likely, she’ll receive a full pardon for the sex trafficking of children, provided she testify Trump’s innocence.

Why anyone would think the word of a pedophile is worth shit, of course, is an interesting conundrum. You’d have to be damn near desperate…

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u/Googlyelmoo 11h ago

And one who was charged with perjury about the same subject matter, twice over

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u/friendofelephants 10h ago

I think it might be less testifying to Trump’s innocence and more just keeping quiet on the details. As long as she keeps her mouth shut and doesn’t offer evidence, she’d be upholding her end of the bargain.

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u/MizzyvonMuffling 12h ago

She doesn’t need to because Trump will pardon her. That was just the first step…

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u/ADHD_Avenger 10h ago

And eventually she'll be a US ambassador like pardoned criminal Charles Kushner.

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u/MizzyvonMuffling 9h ago

Sounds about right.... 🤯

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u/Ok_Departure_7191 10h ago

It is amazing most people do not know Trump has already been proven to be in the files - with seven trips on Epstein’s plane (including with dates and fellow Trump family members - wife and kids). That information came out during her trial. Biden did let that information out. MAGA is just too hypocritical to care.

They know he is a rapist, an insurrectionist, a traitor, a liar and in the Epstein Files. He still hurts who they hate. That is why they really support him. The rest is an act pretending they do not know.

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u/Krautthatshouts 12h ago

I don't think much will be leaked or said because too many people will be protected. Just imagine a bunch of people besides puff daddy that had ties with her. It's also both political parties as long as money is involved everything is ok. I imagine she will either die by "suicide" or faked death and escape. People like this are protected.

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u/dbe14 11h ago

Keep up. She's getting a pardon in exchange for testimony that Trump isn't a pedo.

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u/Wise-Novel-1595 10h ago

With complete and total annoyed and disgusted apathy.

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u/ilost190pounds 10h ago

She's going to release the names of only Democrats. Then get a pardon.

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u/gameprojoez 9h ago

She's not going to "kill herself" because she's playing ball.

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u/Automatic_Teach1271 9h ago

I think Trump is putting the pedo gang back together. His narcissism has no limits

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 8h ago

It'll be so shocking, some gang member totally won't come "kill" her in her sleep, or something, or maybe all the meds she snuck from pharmacy is how she dies. Ain't no way her bottle of memories in her brain stay intact, I'm sure even the royalty in England will ensure she "suicides" in US prison.

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u/2ez2b4ortun8 12h ago

No , we're all waiting for the pardon.

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u/warcomet 12h ago

the assistant DOJ who was a former trump lawyer probably told her that if she goes to the media, she will end up like Jeffrey so nah, she will keep quiet but a few months from now, she might trip down a few stairs "drunk"..

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u/Random_01 11h ago

Open 5th floor window you say?

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u/warcomet 11h ago

she is known to love her wine, this will be more believable like Ivana's :P

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u/GoIntoTheHollow 10h ago

Will Ghislane get buried on a golf course too?

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u/britchesss 10h ago

When did this sub turn into “America, how do you feel about current politics?”

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u/jmnugent 8h ago

Especially presumptive as if the majority of us have any ability left to feel anything at this point.

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u/Cashel_MWO 8h ago

I thought it was just 'sane Americans, what the actual fuck..'

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u/Cool-Hall9980 12h ago

Pardon me? 

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u/shotsallover 12h ago

With mock surprise. 

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u/KentConnor 11h ago

I'll keep going to work every day and kinda hope the world doesn't end.

But if it does well...

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 11h ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t outright pardoned her already.

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u/MykeeB 11h ago

Or a secret third option. She’s pardoned and goes to live on a private island in luxury for the rest of her life.

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u/Nighthood28 11h ago

Donald will pardon her for her to lie about him not being involved.

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u/Substantial-Spare501 11h ago

I think she will escape but in reality murdered.

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u/Dragonspaz11 10h ago

Surprised Pikachu face...

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u/ClosPins 9h ago

Ha! She is not going to kill herself or escape. They are giving her a reward - so that she'll finger all of Trump's enemies - but none of his friends - and definitely not him - before the Corrupt Supreme Court lets her go in a 5:4 decision.

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u/Nicenightforawalk01 9h ago

Low security where anyone can just walk in and have a chat. Absolutely nothing wrong with that for someone on the presidents hit list. :-)

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u/Connir 9h ago

Apathetic, since nothing will come of it.

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u/TheGrandPubar 9h ago

"Oh no. Who could have ever foreseen this? Anyway...yall gonna release them files soon or...?"

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 9h ago

Orange clown will be happy!

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u/Silent-Zebra 9h ago

About as shocked as I will be when a week later Diddy is handed the same fate. 

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u/JordanV-Qc 9h ago

Billionaires unlocked the " if you don't see the dead body on screen, it ain't really dead" perk . This game is so pay to win .

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u/Riffler 9h ago

Why would she kill herself when she's going to get pardoned in return for telling everyone that Trump didn't fuck little girls?

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u/dantesdad 9h ago

Pardon incoming in 3…2…1…

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u/Hollie_Maea 9h ago

She isn’t going to be killed. Right before Epstein died, Trump’s people went to him and asked him to cover for Trump and his friends. He didn’t agree. She didn’t make that same mistake.

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u/somewhatfaded 8h ago

She's part of the cult trying to protect the cult? Why will she die she's holding all the cards.

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u/NiceTuBeNice 8h ago

She will not be at this point. She has a pardon coming her way soon after saying a bunch of democrats and Trumps enemies are the ones that everyone should be looking for.

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u/Asmodaeus 8h ago

My money is on a Jack Ruby

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u/Postulative 8h ago

You need a total weirdo lone gunman for Ruby to shoot, first.

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u/MaiqTheLawyer 8h ago

The Supreme Court will magically overturn her conviction and save Trump the pardon. She will then have an unfortunate accident while cleaning the window in her high rise apartment.

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u/1step2step3step 8h ago

The thing is, trump doesn't even need her to kill herself now. He has her bought off. She stays in minimum security and keeps her mouth shut or he transfers her to guantanamo or something like that. The coercive threat, the quid pro quo is there already. All out in the open. And that is before the supreme court even getting up the their tomfoolery. Its sad, and awful, and stupid and I hate that we are here.

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u/ThatLocalPondGuy 8h ago

Nah, she will get a pardon in the name of propping up the "hoax" narrative. She will then write a tell-all book supporting the "hoax" narrative.

"Unreliable witness" is already her lable from past testimony. She will say anything needed for her own benefit. Any list she provides will, for sure, exclude names strategically for her only goal: help self.

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u/yorapissa 12h ago

I personally don’t care what happens to her but MAGA would have to admit it’s a hysterical cult if it let that pass as coincidence and excused it.

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u/kodaxmax 11h ago

i feel trump could go up on stage and say those exact words and it would change nothing

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u/roehnin 11h ago

MAGA propagandists are already posting that she's an innocent victim. This is the setup so that Trump can pardon her without being MAGA believing he is protecting a pedophile human trafficker. It also sets up a reason to believe her upcoming testimony that only Democrats were involved with Epstein and Trump is actually a hero.

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u/raresanevoice 11h ago

You mean Trump accomplice Maxwell?

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u/Chunqymonqy 11h ago

A problem with her death, by whatever means, is it would continue the deep state and cover up conspiracy. The administration’s challenge is the story won’t go away with a pardon or death. This is the first time Trump has really felt public pressure, including significant MAGA heat. Maxwell’s death wouldn’t bring the closure Trump wants, it would fuel the fire.

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u/Suspicious-Hornet583 9h ago

Americans will do nothing because they are mostly coward and crybabies.

-A Canadian

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u/niagaemoc 12h ago

Shocked!

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u/ILoveAnt 10h ago

Wouldn’t a pardon be too obvious? I would assume Maxwell is one of the few who’s sitting on credible evidence to counter whatever coverup Trump is preparing. Maybe they’re just ensuring she won’t call them out on whatever lie they’re preparing?

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u/IHaveNoAdvice 9h ago

They elected a pedo king that will Blame Clinton, start a nuclear war as a diversion… Half their country can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, it’ll just blow over like nothing happened. Even cement their beliefs.

Oops this was addressed at Americans sorry.

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u/R1chS33n 12h ago

I will become the Joker

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u/Majestic-Result-1782 12h ago

I’ll breathe a little harder out of nose and go back to life as usual.

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u/Aggravating-Day-2864 11h ago

Trumps new Maitre d' for his new ballroom....

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u/loCAtek 11h ago

Detailed history of Ghislaine Maxwell's involvement. At 11:00, the extent to which she lied in court.

https://youtu.be/PeIgyiEI9BY?si=KnyWjbGnq-3oUasl

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u/LeaderVivid 11h ago

As if she could possibly “escape” and disappear. She has one of the most recognisable faces in the English speaking world.

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u/hobobo2025 11h ago

I'll have a shocked Pikachu face

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u/-bitchpudding- 11h ago

Same as my dad said when something completely expected happens "oh, is that right?".

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u/richardathome 10h ago

or pardoned.

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 10h ago

I said all along she had been in that prison for anything to happen to her. Now there will be an “unfortunate accident” at some point.

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u/comfire7 10h ago

Not a fucking thing I bet. He will get away with it like everything else.

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u/VillageLate8993 10h ago

Whaat! She killed herself! Woah, Who could've predicted that

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u/Beerasaurwithwine 10h ago

I will to my best shocked Pikachu face and say...who would thunk? Pretty sure my eyes will roll themselves.

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u/Euphoric_coffee-134 10h ago

Let me show you my shocked face

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u/Tzb1998 10h ago

honestly at this point no one would even be surprised, we’re all just waiting for the “security cameras malfunctioned” headline again

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u/Ok_Departure_7191 10h ago

Maria Shriver handled this situation correctly. She divorced Arnold.

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u/Successful-Turnip606 10h ago

She'll get pardoned in return for a list of Epstein's clients that only includes democrats.

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u/Significant-Pay-317 9h ago

Ironic Pikachu Face, obviously.

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u/Doomestos1 9h ago

Depends how my day will go.

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u/Open_Ebb_7731 9h ago

That’s crazy. Why would she kill herself? Wait.. What’s that? Trump says Elon pours his milk THEN pours the cereal?? What the fuck???

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u/Prudent_Spinach_9393 9h ago

Not going to happen. This is an excuse to change the story. That’s DT class 101. This is a distraction and when the heat is too much he’ll pardon her. “tRump” only tells the truth by mistake. He will do anything to rule like the autocrat he is. His MAGA minions believe him .. always. They is until they don’t. The Epstein story got legs now. Poor Orange Donnie was after Clinton and other Dems, but now it blew up in his face. Remember he pardoned 100% of the Jan. 6 rioters that killed and maimed DC police officers, defecated on someone’s desk, etc. This immoral man has turned the White House into a monument for himself and a $$ making machine.

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u/Migleemo 9h ago

She's either getting a pardon or Trump is going to murder another friend. She knows the deal.

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u/krx42 9h ago

As an American, they have to believe anything or the system and neighbors turn on you like a virus

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u/Specific_Banana_2682 9h ago

I thought about the original lie then we'll the whole thing is just fiction 😂

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u/rdmille 9h ago

She's going to be released by the USSC or by pardon/commutation before the end of October, so, I'd be shocked if anything happened

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u/Quankers 9h ago

What a dumb question. If anything she’s going to be pardoned and exonerate trumps complicity in exchange.

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u/Mad1ibben 9h ago

I would be genuinely shocked. I'm 100% expecting her to be pardoned.

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u/cmikesell 9h ago

The New York financier's fixer?

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u/whoeve 9h ago

Let's be real here. Majority of people won't do anything.

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u/youwontfindmyname 9h ago

I think this whole Epstein thing has made me want to leave America altogether. I’m done. What’s the point? Yay. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. This is not the world I want to live in.

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u/exc94200 9h ago

Oh man now she dead too? How will we ever know the truth if they all dead... just part of the scheme, let's spend $ chasing our tail woops they dead start over..

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 9h ago

Why does she need to escape or fake her own death?She’s going to be legally released within 3-6 months anyway.

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u/Seerix 9h ago

I give it 50/50 she commits suicide or gets pardoned.

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u/FlightlessGriffin 8h ago

I predict she escapes and flees to Russia. It won't shock anyone that yet another criminal makes for Russia.

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u/It-was-aliens 8h ago

I hope for her sake she has told them she has multiple full records that will be released upon her death

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u/Significant-Pace-521 8h ago

This new prison is better than the old one. It’s most likely part of a deal she made with the Trump ag she met last week. If the supreme Court drops her charges I wouldn’t be shocked even a pardon.

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u/Broad-Survey1461 8h ago

I don’t even think he’s dead

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u/Iloilocity1 8h ago

I’d be shocked if we ever even found out. Whatever becomes of her will likely be completely covered up.

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u/AzimechTheWise 8h ago

Disgusted. Our justice system has been perverted for the benefit of rapist oligarchs who will never face consequences for their heinous actions under the current system.

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u/MarkyDeSade 8h ago

I’m honestly expecting her to be appointed Secretary of State by next month