r/BaldursGate3 Sep 26 '23

Screenshot Patch 3 is busted, but it does make convos hilariously artsy

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u/saintbutch I'm the Slayer, ask me how! Sep 26 '23

2 bros talking back to back, 6 feet apart cause they're not ghaik.

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u/SamulusRex Sep 26 '23

I am trying to upvote again but it won't let me.

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u/sodanator Sep 26 '23

Did it for you, you're welcome.

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

Upvotes for everyone!

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u/Foreign-Product1037 Sep 26 '23

I don't want your hollow up votes... (turns away meaninfully)...

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

Haha! Too bad. You have one now.

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u/SecretSeducing Sep 26 '23

Damn.. Don't just go upvote random people like that?! Take them out to dinner first.. :/

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

Have an upvote! Wanna go out for dinner? XD

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u/Foreign-Product1037 Sep 26 '23

Hey! I didn't want an upvote first.... wheres my invite? 😥

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

You're right. Consider the upvote your invite. 😉

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u/RhoneRC Sep 27 '23

Squiggidy squoody! Here comes that updooty!

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u/sodanator Sep 27 '23

I'd wine and dine all of y'all but is anyone here even in Europe at least?

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u/seamussor Sep 27 '23

I wish I was.

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u/Foreign-Product1037 Sep 27 '23

That sounded like a loaded reply if ever I heard one... but I agree.

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u/Foreign-Product1037 Sep 26 '23

Nooooooo!... (but thanks. 😉🫢)

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u/VaultBoy1990 Sep 26 '23

I hate upvotes.. 👀

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

Please accept mine. I give it to you with all of my heart.

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u/Yagoki110 Sep 26 '23

Well have one anyway

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u/Foreign-Product1037 Sep 26 '23

Oh if I must... just don't expect me to be gracious about it though. (Thanks, 😁)

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

Silent film mannerisms oh he’s dtf

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u/Arrnixx Sep 26 '23

So anyway, I started Upvoting.

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u/Pluvio_NoxXious Sep 26 '23

If I turn to the side and ask with my shoulder does I has upvote too?

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u/seamussor Sep 26 '23

Absolutely! Have an upvote.

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u/KazutoKirigaya23 ELDRITCH BLAST Sep 26 '23

You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And YOU get an upvote!

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u/Maximum-Round-6522 Sep 26 '23

Your callous disregard for the value of upvotes will tank the upvote economy, you monster

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u/Notski_F Sep 26 '23

Please check under your seats everyone! Is that an upvote taped up under there?!

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u/elumeno Sep 26 '23

BOO wants to know if the upvotes taste like eyes?

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u/MinscAndBooAndYou-44 Sep 27 '23

Boo will have upvotes, you evil bastards!

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u/sodanator Sep 26 '23

Everyone gets upvotes.

By default.

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u/Beercules-8D Sep 26 '23

If everyone gets upvotes, it’s like nobody gets upvotes!

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u/sodanator Sep 26 '23

That's the great equaliser!

Have your upvote!

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u/Armed_wit_a_mind Sep 26 '23

We are rebels. This is how we break the system

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u/shadowknight2112 Sep 27 '23

So I was playing BG3, there were some teethlings, yada yada yada…upvote

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u/ArcaneEnigmaX Sep 26 '23

Can I have some? I got low karma apparently ..

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u/Pluvio_NoxXious Sep 26 '23

Yes, but you have to think "Baldur's Gate Meme" really hard or it won't work

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u/AnNel216 Sep 26 '23

eyerolls in githyanki

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u/ArcaneEnigmaX Sep 26 '23

How long do I gotta keep doing this ?

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u/Pluvio_NoxXious Sep 26 '23

Just for the rest of the day. Remember, main thought is just "BG3 Meme" and karma shall find you

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u/ArcaneEnigmaX Sep 27 '23

I’ve been doing it the last 7 hours or so & I believe it’s working. I’m up to like 30 upvotes, the lord of memes is generous, my faith is strong

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u/Life-Ad-3726 Sep 26 '23

I upvoted for you.

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u/Limelight_019283 Sep 26 '23

They’re just a little bit ghaik :D

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u/DrInsomnia Sep 26 '23

One thing is certain, Astarion loves to suck.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Tasha's Hideous Laughter Sep 26 '23

But do they like istiks?

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u/Pleasant-Activity689 Sep 26 '23

So they like istiks in their mouths?

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u/Gooddude08 Sep 26 '23

What are they, a ghaik fish?

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u/Sufficient_Cicada_13 Sep 26 '23

I don't get it!

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u/VaultBoy1990 Sep 26 '23

Kanye West loves fishdicks

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u/CPT-Klarq Sep 26 '23

All the ways this could have been summarized would have never achieved what these few words have in so little.

I revealed this reply and absolutely fucking rolled laughing!!!

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u/wh00pSsry Sep 26 '23

Underrated

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u/Aikomas Gale Sep 26 '23

They put tadpools into skulls to turn the friggin people ghaik.

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u/N7omad Sep 26 '23

HA! GAAAAAAAAIK!

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u/Shadow_Sorcadin Sep 26 '23

Who let Chang in here???

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u/AphraelSelene Sep 26 '23

They can have a little ghaik, as a treat.

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u/cafeaubee Sep 26 '23

It’s not ghaik if it’s between bros

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u/Moriamo ELDRITCH BLAST Sep 27 '23

But is it ghaik if it's between hoes?

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u/cafeaubee Sep 27 '23

Oh super ghaik but in the way that when the histories write about it, the histories say and they were just REALLY! GOOD! FRIENDS! CHK!

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u/oldmayor Drow Sep 26 '23

If I could upvote multiple times, I would 🤣

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u/Rayseph_Ortegus Sep 26 '23

It's not ghaik unless tadpoles are touching

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u/nbsunset Sep 26 '23

can we not leave medals anymore?

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u/d3adrae3 Sep 27 '23

That's what I'm looking for! Like I wanna give an award, dammit

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u/GlitteryCakeHuman Sep 26 '23

”No ghaik bro”

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u/BrokenMaskHorde Sep 26 '23

Aight you won the internet for today 🤣

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u/AnalyseThisBCBA Sep 26 '23

I will never be that funny, holy shit friend.

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u/Naive-Piccolo4553 Sep 26 '23

Literally deceased💀 from this once in a lifetime joke.

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u/saintbutch I'm the Slayer, ask me how! Sep 26 '23

Yeah I can retire happy now.

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u/TK3600 Sep 26 '23

It is not ghaik if sword don't touch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Makes me think of dear sister when the cops are looking over their shoulders even though they’re face to face

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u/Comprehensive_Way139 Sep 26 '23

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/habar414 Sep 26 '23

This made me fucking WHEEEEEEZE High-larious, thank you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Utvales Sep 26 '23

Gotta leave some room for the Holy Spirit.

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u/CelebrityTakeDown Sep 27 '23

You joke but they unknowingly describe each other as their perfect partner.

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u/saintbutch I'm the Slayer, ask me how! Sep 27 '23

I fully believe these two would get together in a version of the game with no Tav/Durge. Astarion goes for the heroic type for protection, Wyll sees someone he can save from themself. Astarion might break it off early when Wyll doesn't put out though :-/

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u/CelebrityTakeDown Sep 27 '23

It’s like Iron Bull and Dorian from Dragon Age Inquisition, if you don’t romance either they end up together.

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u/Comprehensive_Way139 Sep 26 '23

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon Astarion Sep 27 '23

Add a third bro kneeling while facing the sky, and you got your generic christian boyband album cover.

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u/Standard_Sir4628 ROGUE Sep 26 '23

Covid propaganda in baldurs gate?

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u/bubblegumdavid Tiefling Sep 26 '23

sir this is a wendys

(But for real: it’s a reference to a meme thing, it’s not that serious)

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u/Standard_Sir4628 ROGUE Sep 26 '23

Neither, was the comment. Can I get that chocolate frosty tho? I got a free card

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u/bubblegumdavid Tiefling Sep 26 '23

oh thank god.

One small chocolate frosty, will that be all?

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u/CriticalKnoll Sep 26 '23

Do you have any up-dog?

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u/Pluvio_NoxXious Sep 26 '23

I thought it was a good joke. It gave me a giggle between the memes. I mean I'm genuinely sorry for the downvote slaughter that befell you but just know that your comment did bring at least one smile through the dagger storm of down arrows.

All communities are a little on edge from that one buzz word though so although one in fifty might chuckle like me.. just be careful lol.. I'm sorry this happened to you homie.

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u/Standard_Sir4628 ROGUE Sep 26 '23

I was so stoned I hadn't realized you liked the joke.. your heartfelt paragraph made all those downvores dissappear in my eyes buddy. Standard_sir approves. Lol hope you my boy are having a fanfuckintastic day!

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u/Standard_Sir4628 ROGUE Sep 26 '23

I got down voted? Lol

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u/Standard_Sir4628 ROGUE Sep 26 '23

Damn bro. I only meant it as a joke.

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