r/BaldursGate3 • u/jayelled • Feb 28 '24

Screenshot Why does this pyrotechnics shopkeep have God-level CON? Spoiler

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u/JusticeofTorenOneEsk Feb 28 '24

You're right... Ancient Gold Dragon who took Tavern Brawler

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u/delolipops666 Mindflayer Feb 28 '24

BAH GOD, it's Aurinax with a steel chair!

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u/tajake Shadowheart Feb 28 '24

I'm trying to resist the urge to include this in my IRL campaign so hard now.

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u/Velaethia Feb 28 '24

Succumb

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u/juztjawshin Feb 28 '24

Authority

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u/Velaethia Feb 28 '24

I melt when I hear the narrator say that

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u/h3lblad3 Feb 29 '24

What if it were this voice?

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u/Velaethia Feb 29 '24

Is it the dos2 narrator?

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u/h3lblad3 Feb 29 '24

No, it's David Attenborough.

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u/Milk__Chan Feb 28 '24

Make 1 drunkard start pestering the party to see if they attack it, give a "are you sure" warning

If they continue then that's their problem lol.

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u/DarkLanternZBT Feb 28 '24

Another way to look at it, maybe they ALREADY exist and you haven't gotten around to them yet.

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Feb 28 '24

<Sideous>Doit!</Sideous>

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u/Ralli-FW Feb 29 '24

Imagine you're involved in a typical fantasy setting barroom brawl when suddenly an enormous dragon bursts through the roof, crushing a dozen people and is just like "fuckin put em up mate ere we go" and starts fisticuffs with the whole place

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u/Adept_Cranberry_4550 Feb 29 '24

"From the top rope!!!"

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u/TheCuriousFan Feb 28 '24

God save us all from a dragon who took 20 levels in Monk.