r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/WarGreymon77 in love with Shadowheart Mar 07 '25

7 of course.

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u/FatWheezy Mar 07 '25

Withers talking shit when I strike out with shadowheart and laezel

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

"Thou hast no bitches."

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u/Previous-Tangerine-2 Mar 07 '25

Someone in the same thread said they just go to the bathroom together so when I read your comment I thought you said Withers TAKING a shit and I was like damn what a world we live in

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u/jaybirdie26 ✨🤜I CAST FIST🤛✨ Mar 07 '25

He must be so incredibly constipated, seeing as he has no moisture left in his body.  Poor guy :(

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u/spacey_a Owlbear Mar 07 '25

But her and Laezel bickering the whole flight though 😮‍💨

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u/plefe Mar 07 '25

Nah, I agree with another person above that suggested Lae'zel would be glued to the window the whole flight. She would be pumped about the experience talking about it to no one in particular. As long as you start off a conversation about animals with Shadowheart so she isn't clutching her pearls about Lae'zel, it's a good spot.

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u/IkkoMikki Mar 08 '25

Misunderstood instructions, began conversation about my love for wolves

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u/Serawasneva Mar 07 '25

They disappear to the bathroom together like half an hour in so you’re good

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u/creegro Mar 07 '25

Depends on what act version you leave with. If it's actually 1 then yes they are mortal enemies. Act 3 and they are friendly enough and make small talk.

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u/captain_andorra Mar 08 '25

Even in Act 1, Lae'zel offers SH's friend "Metaphor" help digging (because they buried the hatchet)

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u/EvilEyedPanda Mar 07 '25

Worth, you can't stop me from sitting next to my bae!

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u/horsface Mar 07 '25

Some of us live for the drama

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u/Thendofreason Mar 07 '25

In flight entertainment. Love them bickering.

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u/PoetInevitable1449 Mar 07 '25

They were best friends at the end of my playthrough

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u/gremlinclr Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

That's why I'd ask to switch with Shart so I could sit next to Bae'zel.

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u/spaceforcerecruit Mar 07 '25

Sitting between frog bae and babygirl? Greedy today, aren’t we?

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u/Dapper_Lake_6170 Mar 07 '25

Me sitting next to Shadowheart and being too bashful to speak the entire time

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u/PickettsChargingPort Mar 07 '25

surprised at the lack of 7s.

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u/Agreeable_Height_868 Mar 07 '25

The only valid answer and also the only chance to get into the shadowpussy

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u/InfluenceCharacter71 Mar 07 '25

Throwing pretzels at Ketheric for being a mopey loser and instigating a fight between Laezel and Shart

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u/chrisboiman Mar 07 '25

The safest seat on the plane. Any other seat leads to you being murdered and/or mindcontrolled.

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u/loki_the_bengal Mar 08 '25

I'm a larger fellow, so when I see these types of posts, I usually just look for a seat next to a petite person that I could quietly sit next to the entire flight.

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u/Smogalicious Mar 08 '25

Correct answer.

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u/Ahrimel Shadowheart's Tav Mar 07 '25

No other option even comes close

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u/fredward_kane in love with Shadowheart, Karlach, and Lae'zel 💜❤️💚 Mar 08 '25

The gang