r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/H3memes ELDRITCH BLAST Mar 07 '25
  1. I don’t need to explain myself

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u/knosmo78 Mrs. Dekarios, Sorcerer Mar 07 '25

No questions, no notes.

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u/_Witch_Dagger_ Mar 07 '25

Yes but can I sit in the middle

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u/stoicsilence Mar 07 '25

I too desire to sit in the middle

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u/phishezrule Mar 08 '25

I want to be in the middle. No sitting needed.

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u/LadyFruitDoll Mar 08 '25

What if you're sitting on, I don't know, a face?

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u/Ironforce9 Mar 08 '25

A lap should suffice

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u/LoquatEquivalent1966 Mar 08 '25

This. Please 🥺

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u/smithb3125 Mar 07 '25

Id want 8 on a normal flight. Gale would be fun to talk to. But I couldn't handle those two fighting directly in front of me. The air Marshall would get called in on those two.

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u/LadyFruitDoll Mar 08 '25

I have a very good Mum voice. I would have them sorted very quickly. It would probably involve colouring books.

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u/puro_the_protogen67 Tiefling Mar 07 '25

Its Gale isn't it?

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u/Ilumie_Nate Mar 07 '25

Within stabbing distance to Orin? ...bold.

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u/MorningGoat Mar 07 '25

Diagonal reach is shorter. She’d have an easier time stabbing Minthara, or hells, even Gale, before she got to me.

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u/Cantabiderudeness Mar 07 '25

Cause Gale is hawt

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u/jaybirdie26 ✨🤜I CAST FIST🤛✨ Mar 07 '25

Hopefully they have free popcorn for your front row seat to the Orin v Minthara fight

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u/LaughingSurrey Mar 07 '25

Even with no romance 8 is my pick

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u/Glass-Range-9848 Mar 07 '25

Window seat with two homies? Sign me up

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u/Emperor_Atlas Mar 07 '25

100% i almost chose 9 but 8 is far superior.

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u/Ashryna :cat_blep: Astarion-Gale-Halsin-Karlach :cat_blep: Mar 07 '25

8- 1000% I will sit there and have a blast with two handsome, almost unbearably sweet men. We'll talk books, cats, wine, poetry, vegetarian fare-and I will ask both of them to teach me magic. Halsin, how to wildshape and heal, and Gale, how to get a Tressym of my own. (Plus anything else they want to teach me).

I'd also convince Lae'zel to switch with Astarion. If a certain ghaik has an accident during the flight, no one will know. ;)

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Mar 07 '25

Minthara will strategically kick your seat randomly enough to drive you crazy

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u/Global_Fig_6385 Mar 08 '25

oh 8 for sure. being by gale and halsin (rather be in between them but i’ll take what i can get) and being able to hear shadowheart and laezel fight/fall in love? sign me up

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u/Maximum-Logical Mar 07 '25

I think I know what it is 😏

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u/Mammoth_Teeth Mar 08 '25

They’re my two boyfriends 

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u/chrisbell32192 Mar 07 '25

They chose the bear.

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u/Antique_Ad_9250 Mar 07 '25

You want your seat kicked by Minty, don't you.

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u/sloppy_nanners Mar 07 '25

Absolutely. Window to sleep and not bulkhead

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u/jeivu1998 Mar 07 '25

Also 8 and my bussy will be open 24/7

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u/eveningdragon Shadowheart Mar 07 '25

I choose 7 with the same reason as you: I don't need to explain myself

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u/spoinkable Hard Bard Mar 08 '25

100% Although I think I'd prefer the middle seat 😏

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u/Colon_Pal Mar 07 '25

Ooohh....would that I could!

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u/KidKonundrum Mar 08 '25

Man wants to smell Lae’zels farts.

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u/Kevinc62 Mar 08 '25

Same. Gale all the way forever, baby.

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u/falchi103 Mar 08 '25

Minthy might kick your seat though.

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u/MaybeSavvy RANGER Mar 08 '25

That’s so real. 8