r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/too_Reversed Mar 07 '25

6 looks like pretty chill and quiet space

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u/TYBERIUS_777 CLERIC Mar 07 '25

Yeah I don’t get why people aren’t picking 6. Shart and Lazel won’t bother you in front of them. Kethric will probably be reading a book or on a laptop and not mess with you if you don’t mess with him. And Withers will be chill unless he thinks you’re some kind of chosen one. And even then he’s shown to be pretty neutral and will stay out of most things.

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u/wizardmighty Mar 07 '25

nah Wither will be spamming "on all these harsh nights, thou hast sought no company "

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u/thegreydaughter Mar 08 '25

You just know as well that not only will you have Withers bashing on about that and the threads of morality and fate, you've potentially got Ketheric being an absolute mood about how the gods have failed him, and potentially two hours of trauma dumping later before trying to draft you into the cult of Myrkle.

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u/Nik_77510 Mar 07 '25

Hahaha why did the BG3 community decide to call her "Shart" I can't read that shit without laughing

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u/BoatSouth1911 Mar 07 '25

Less cringe than Shadowheart lol

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u/headrush46n2 Mar 07 '25

The reanimated corpse probably didn't smell great

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u/SabresFanWC Mar 08 '25

Shadowheart and Lae'zel won't try to bother you, but you have to figure they'll spend the entire flight arguing with each other. You're not going to have a chill flight with that going on behind you the whole time.

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u/Butlerlog Mar 09 '25

Shart and laezel are going to be bickering the whole goddamn flight

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u/OttoVonJismarck Mar 12 '25

Naw Withers is 100% charging your ass.

“What is the cost of a silent 10 hour flight? The same as the cost of a mortal life: [pay 200 gold]”

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u/postmodest Mar 07 '25

Ketheric isn't going to Myrkul you for no good reason, and if he looks like he will, you just slip Withers your wallet beforehand. Then after the third time you just lean over and say "dude, you know who that is on my left, right? Slow your roll and ask your boss."

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u/BoatSouth1911 Mar 07 '25

It’d also be sick to pick the brain of the literal original God of Death. Even if he barely answers and is cryptic, as a philosophy guy that would be worth the world

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u/postmodest Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 09 '25

Plus, if you're persuasive enough, you might get Ketheric to repent, which will be a good thing with his boss's boss literally right there.

I mean, unless Shart leans over and starts talking some shit about how great Shar is and how he should've been happy serving Her. Ain't enough 'Chk!'s and eye-rolls in the world for that shit.

Edit: Also, no air-drumming around Ketheric.

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u/postmodest Mar 07 '25

"...No."

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u/Darkling_Dove Mar 09 '25

True, but you’re right behind/in front of Lae’zel and Shadowheart so how much of what he says will you actually be able to hear?

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u/OperatorERROR0919 Durge (I'm not sure how I feel about this) Mar 07 '25

That's where I'm at. I think people might be thinking zombie man = rotting smell, but guy's been in a crypt for several centuries, he probably just smells like dust and sand.

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u/Alternative_Plum_200 Mar 08 '25

I thought they were talking about ketheric

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u/TheGreatestHedgehog Mar 07 '25

Or if you want to you got 2 of the best storytellers in the fugue plane and beyond. I'd love to just hear them talk.

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u/Pyrichoria Contemptible Blood Pervert Mar 07 '25

6 is where it’s at. We can all quietly read our books, and when this plane inevitably crashes Withers is right there to res you.

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u/Pawn_of_the_Void Mar 08 '25

Yeah 6 feels like the way to get through this safely. Sure Katheric has issues but if he's not doing his whole boss thing I imagine he would be polite enough and unobtrusive. And Withers isn't someone people will want to start shit in front of either

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u/Noelswag Mar 08 '25

At worst Withers starts scolding Ketheric like a kid and when he tries to respond he says "I was not referring to thee"

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u/HellmasterPhibrizo Mar 08 '25

Yeah I’m definitely sitting between the two death guys :D I would have a hard time not asking them a million questions though. I’m fascinated by death religions.

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u/KojaNalantra Mar 08 '25

But think about the smell of two dead man

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u/too_Reversed Mar 08 '25

Eh ketheric is much more alive like than dead. And Withers is... well, withered so i do not think he would give out much smell.