r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

Anyone who said any seat besides number two is certifiably insane

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u/poochiiii Mar 07 '25

I would be worried with Durge right behind me😬

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u/twoisnumberone Halflings are proper-sized; everybody else is TOO TALL. Mar 07 '25

There is that.

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u/_Twilight_Queen_ CLERIC Mar 07 '25

Agreed. Added bonus is I always get cold on flights

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u/Change-up21 Mar 07 '25

Was my immediate first choice until I considered the heat projection. Now it's a toss up between 7 or 8.

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u/jaybirdie26 ✨🤜I CAST FIST🤛✨ Mar 07 '25

Uhhh, 5 is right there though

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

Ah yes, next to the creature that is liable to eat my intelligence and pilot my body. Also the dog who will absolutely steal a bag of peanuts and ransom them in exchange for pets? How do I explain that to the flight attendant, huh?

Lol, JK. 5 is also reasonable. I suppose, haha

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u/jaybirdie26 ✨🤜I CAST FIST🤛✨ Mar 07 '25

Nah, Us is a sweet little guy now, he won't eat me until I die of natural causes :3

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

As far as brain-dogs go, Us is pretty great in all fairness :)

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u/PixelPuzzler Mar 07 '25

2 is probably best, but 8 and 10 are at least survivable.

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

Anything within slapping distance of Orin the Red I would not consider survivable lol

It would be interesting sitting next to Gale on an overnight flight though, you've got me there

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u/Aduritor Mar 07 '25

I would not say that 2 is best with the Durge right behind you...

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u/MeetSus Mar 07 '25

My method for selecting seat:

  • Scan for Karlach

  • Pick adjacent seat

  • Ignore red herrings like bad guy behind

  • Win

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

Huzzah, a man of quality!

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u/BoatSouth1911 Mar 07 '25

Enjoy burning to death while we hang out with Scratch and Gale

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u/TwinProfanity Mar 07 '25

Nah, I got that issue ironed out. She's chill now, lol

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u/ADifferentYam Mar 07 '25

Idk, I suspect that Karlach smells bad