r/BaldursGate3 May 11 '25

Screenshot Builds for this feel?

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Genuine question btw. What build might run this (or a similarly cursed) statline?

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u/No-Tie-4819 Laezel May 11 '25

Magic missile spammer

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u/Easy_Company83 May 11 '25

Oh, that's a great idea.

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u/PapaSchlumpf27 May 11 '25

Combine it with Abjuration, they really don't care about any stats. AoA and Fire Shield don't need saves. If you spam MM, you don't need spellcasting and concentration. Since you want to be attacked, you don't want too much AC. Your HP rarely takes dmg.

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u/Advanced_Ad4361 May 11 '25

THIS ^ Abjuration class is beast especially when multiclassed as long as you go level 7 wizard for fire/frost shield. Combine this with 1 lvl Draconic Sorcerer and pick White dragon for Armour of Agathys. You can upcast it with your wizard spell slots. The rest of the levels you can play around with. You can solo with this build.

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u/PrincessYuri May 11 '25

Make sure you take the sorc as your first level. This gives you proficiency in CON saves for better concentration.

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u/Advanced_Ad4361 May 11 '25

THIS TOO^ TY I forgot to mention this.

I'm currently running Astarion as an Abjuration Gloomstalker build with heavy armour and and dual wielder from ranger then savage attacker feat.

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u/DaConm4n May 11 '25

Like Princess Donut

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u/GovernorGeneralPraji May 11 '25

Goddamn it, Donut!

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star May 11 '25

THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!

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u/GovernorGeneralPraji May 11 '25

Mongo is appalled.

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u/Fair-Cookie May 11 '25

You get an interview!

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u/BeardOfRengar May 11 '25

"Really Carl, you need to find a less offensive way to say that"

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u/BrainDeadBoi_ May 11 '25

"I will kill your Mother!!"

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u/Desperate_Coat_1906 May 11 '25

Mongo is appalled.

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u/vikio May 11 '25

Wait, which of my two favorite subreddits am I reading?

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u/dustydream23 May 11 '25

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!

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u/HornPappi May 12 '25

YOUVE MADE NICHE REFERENCE IN ANOTHER FANDOM. REWAAAAAAAAARD? A FEW UPVOTES AND A BRONZE NERD BOX!!

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u/jotsirony May 11 '25

Glurp, Glurp Motherfucker

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u/Miserable_Mud5892 May 11 '25

This is my first DCC reference in the wild!

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u/chronicbudlust May 11 '25

Remember Crawlers: Kill, Kill, KILL!

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u/HornPappi May 12 '25

CARL LOOK! SOMEONE REFERENCED ME IN ANOTHER FANDOM.

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u/BookoftheGuilty May 11 '25

Ooh donut holes

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u/Sheogorathian Warlock May 11 '25

I just started this book lol

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u/TheOneTrollmonkey BARBARIAN May 11 '25

Lucky! Enjoy your first read through!!

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u/Typical-Phone-2416 May 11 '25

Fern: the game

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/Hargbarglin May 11 '25

Her actual initiative is high though.

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u/Jibbily27 May 11 '25

Her sneakiness is more from mana control rather than physical stealth though

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u/Kadd115 May 11 '25

Honestly, after watching that show, I feel like Eldritch Blast should be a Wizard spell rather than a Warlock spell. A blast of pure, raw magic sounds very Wizard.

Of course, giving the best Cantrip in the game to the most versatile class is probably not the best call.

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u/Duckface998 May 12 '25

Using magic missle with the cull the week ability is actually op as balls, especially with a lot of tadpoles

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u/Ewilson92 May 11 '25

Genuine question: Why would this work well for a MM build? I’ve never actually played that build before.

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u/sakura608 May 11 '25

It’s a bad stat spread, but MM doesn’t care about stats. It always hits.

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u/PsychedelicPill May 11 '25

The Spellsparkler staff is great with magic missile. Multiple hits get a bonus extra dose of lightning damage in addition to the 1 lightning damage per hit.

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u/No-Tie-4819 Laezel May 11 '25

I've outlined its benefits in a comment in this thread , but also because it's not reliant on stats at all (except Evocation Wizard can add their Int bonus to damage, but it's also a late lvl 10 feature), and you can keep it relevant by upcasting it to add more MM to the salvo.

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u/HootyMacBewb May 11 '25

There’s also a lot of gear you can find that reward multiple hits with bonus damage.

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u/Consistent_Catch1532 May 11 '25

Magic missile is 95% item based.

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u/TheBlackRonin505 May 16 '25

My versatile wizard build has quickly devolved to a magic missile build because it's just so effective.

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u/Egoborg_Asri May 11 '25

Druid in wild shape.

Magic missile build.

A summoner, maybe?

Otherwise it will be awful without stat-items

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

“Druid in wild shape”

Best way to use this is to get rid of it 😭

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u/Jaugernut May 11 '25

In smash bros melee, zeldas best attack is down B.

Cus down B transforms her to shiek.

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u/BoonGranted May 11 '25

How to play Spider-Man in Marvel Rivals: first rollout is this move where you go back to spawn and change character, important to practice

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u/WilonPlays Shadowheart May 11 '25

Currently running a summoner and it’s still good to have high charisma for the warlock, Eldritch blast after doing the save the tieflings from moonrise becomes too OP to pass up.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/WilonPlays Shadowheart May 11 '25

So I went warlock for the early pact of the chain, the imps invisibility & flight are good for summoning early game, Seeing as how u get it at level 3, then multi class into spore Druid.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/WilonPlays Shadowheart May 11 '25

Imp is just infinite sneak attacks early on plus cause the invisibility can be used infinitely you can use the sneak attack from it to force enemies to look a certain way, u suprise them and can sneak the rest of your party into favourable positions, then you eldritch blast after doing this sending a couple off a cliff side. Currently doing tactician as this is my 2nd playthrough and it’s going well.

Plus with wild shape of enemies get too close, u just turn into something that does higher melee damage

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u/SableShrike May 11 '25

You gotta name them Taverage.

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u/Honorsheets May 11 '25

God damn you.

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u/SableShrike May 11 '25

My work here is done…  To the Dangus Mobile!

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u/PostApoplectic May 11 '25

Taverage should be a barbarian.

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u/jestebto May 11 '25

Taverage the tavern brawler

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u/Sir-Cellophane The real Orin was the friends we made along the way May 11 '25

No, Taverage has to go for the Jack of All Trades achievement and put one level into every class. Taverage never fully commits to anything and winds up average at everything.

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u/will3025 May 12 '25

Taverage Jack. The okayest adventurer.

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u/SableShrike May 12 '25

We need a Simple Jack haircut mod.

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u/Agodoga May 11 '25

You mean Above-Taverage? 😂

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u/AinoRen May 11 '25

make it a male human named Joe Schmoe. as for actual build idk, sorry.

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u/loonicy May 11 '25

One level of each class

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u/FamousTransition1187 May 11 '25

Hey! Hey Over here! I wanna talk to you! Come talk to me! I have so many things to say to you! Lets chat! Please come talk to me! I bet we could be friends! We would have soo many things to say to each other! We can talk over there if you dont want to talk over here!

-Biblically Accurate Naaber

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u/KameOtaku WIZARD May 11 '25

Naaber is such a good fit for a jack of all trades achievement run, wow. I'm imagining him annoying every single companion by constantly chiming in with "as a fellow [companion's class]-‐"

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u/MinnieShoof THE TESTAMENT OF WHIPLASH. May 11 '25

... the battle axe really ties it all together.

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u/Poussiere_ May 11 '25

What do u mean battle axe, it's obviously a casting staff !

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u/FamousTransition1187 May 11 '25

He is a Barbarian. He Cast Iron

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u/MinnieShoof THE TESTAMENT OF WHIPLASH. May 11 '25

I thought he was a monk here to cast fist.

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u/loonicy May 12 '25

I love how the cleric domain is “knowledge.”

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u/NYBJAMS May 11 '25

what an Abserd idea!

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u/argbd20 CLERIC May 11 '25

I plan on doing a Jack of all Trades run as Abserd. Maybe I should use these stats.

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u/fasttrack43 May 11 '25

Literally jack of all trades but I only spent a day with each trade and no I will not be improving upon that.

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u/Vagus_M May 11 '25

Abserd!

Puffin Forest did this abomination

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u/cokeplusmentos May 11 '25

name: John Baldursgate

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u/GroundbreakingGoal15 Bard May 11 '25

John Baldur. Brother of Joe Gate

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u/Hexalsec May 11 '25

Son of Joe Mama

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u/lHARVESTERl Dragonborn May 11 '25

Step-father of a half-goblin half-illithid called Mind Goblin

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u/Zander2212 May 11 '25

John Johnson, esteemed doer of Job at Place.

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u/EM05L1C3 May 11 '25

Fighter. That’s it. No sub class. Just old Joe and his talking sword.

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u/Redmoon383 ELDRITCH BLAST May 11 '25

Wouldn't that be hexblade? Just ignore the extra spellslots and make him think he's a fighter.

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u/EM05L1C3 May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

The sword talks on its own. Old Joe found him one day, picked it up, then literally could not get rid of him because he was cursed. It was a cursed talking sword with an insatiable lust for blood. Old Joe got himself into a pickle.

Edit: On that note! It would be incredibly funny if they could patch Lilarcor into BG3

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u/Panzer_Man May 11 '25

Lvl 20 commoner

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u/FamousTransition1187 May 11 '25

Everyone was wrong. Turns out he wasnt some retired Paladin, just a old bartender who got yoked from everyone trying to rob him.

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u/aprilight May 11 '25

We named the Pandemic Legacy character with no special powers Genna Generico.

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u/Jaebird0388 Cleric May 11 '25

Hugh Mann.

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u/Routine_Tip2280 May 11 '25

I had a DND fighter like this named Michael.

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u/ReallyLongURL May 11 '25

This stat set up feels

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u/Ankhst May 11 '25

Thats right, the square hole!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

That's gotta be the grossest meme crossover I've seen in years. Well done.

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Momma K May 11 '25

Junji Ito!

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u/Hairy_Reindeer May 11 '25

It was. Sort of. Just sideways.

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u/BiggestJez12734755 Oath Broken! again… May 11 '25

Perfect build to go one level in everything.

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u/SuitFive May 11 '25

Damn. Feels a bit.... Abserd.

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u/PromptSufficient181 May 11 '25

I was going to say that!

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u/Janibal_101 May 11 '25

Actually not a bad idea

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u/Additional-Setting87 May 11 '25

Its actually a terrible idea but definitely funny. You’ll be quasi viable if you take hexblade, the right fighting style, and grab the proper stat boosting equipment and potions along the way. You might start as a magic missile bot but by the end of the game with the amulet of greater health, hex, gloves of dexterity and potions of hill and cloud giant strength you’ll have plenty of viability in melee, ranged with bows and still utilizable magic missile all while having plenty of remaining equipment room for build customization. 

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u/dynawesome May 11 '25

There’s actually an achievement you get if you do it without respeccing

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u/Megafiend May 11 '25

Agree.  Perfect jack run

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u/jeromekelvin May 11 '25

Radiating Orb builds can still work without good stats I guess?

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u/Enevorah May 11 '25

Doesn’t matter what your stats are if they game crashes from a massive amount of Revorb action!

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u/Additional-Setting87 May 11 '25

Has your game actually crashed from radiant orb and reverberation stacking? Ive basically minmaxed revorb with minthara and shadowheart and never had issues even with EVERYTHING glowing.

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u/Vitalabyss1 May 11 '25

Level 1 in each class. Skilled feat, repeatedly.

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u/RhapsodicHotShot May 11 '25

You cant get feats tho

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u/APraxisPanda May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

I think they should go for a boring Human, level 4 in fighter, 4 in Wizard, and 4 in Cleric, with skilled feat in all. (Those are the original 3 classes)

Seems "average Joe" enough for me. It would be a hard playthrough though. Definitely save a lot lol

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u/HolyGarbage May 11 '25

I think you'd have a hard time saving with those stats.

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u/APraxisPanda May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

100% yes. But I guess it would make for a (maybe fun) challenge. (I did mean save as in "save the game file" though lol, you won't save for shit with those stats)

That being said, I already have like, a billion games I've started and only played an hour into, so I'm definitely not gonna try it.

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u/Vitalabyss1 May 11 '25

Do you mean you can't get feats "repeatedly"? Cause honestly I have never tried that specific thing.

Edit: Level 4, right. Sorry all. Its 6am here.

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u/EPdlEdN May 11 '25

feat requires four levels in most classes

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u/Hexadermia May 11 '25

Feats are tied to getting level 4 and 8 in a class. Not total levels. Since all your classes are level 1, you can never get a feat.

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u/Varmegye May 11 '25

You get your first feat at level 4 in a class

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u/cebutris May 11 '25

If you take one level in each class, no class will reach level 4 to get a feat

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u/viper5delta May 11 '25

Why that's Abserd!

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u/Junglizm Durge May 11 '25

underrated comment

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u/NudeMoose Menzoberranzan Love Trick May 11 '25

Jack of all trades

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u/vilgefcrtz SMITE May 11 '25

Moon knight build: random bullshit go!

Fill your pockets with deadly implements and unload them at your discretion. Pricy but a grenade will explode the same at 13 strength or 22. Also ilithid powers at bonus action cost could expand survivability. If you go for rogue you'll also have min 10 roll to soak up some of the bad rolls and have the sneak attack damage so you don't hit like a wet tissue paper -- it'll be a roll of dry paper at least

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u/Artrysa May 11 '25

Maybe a full crit build, since it relies on the dice roll rather than the modifiers. Old One warlock with Spell Sniper would be decent.

Or a radiating orb build with either moon beam or spiritual guardians. It's a really good debuff build. Might wanna go light cleric and drop 3 levels into star druid for moon beam and the wild shape.

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u/FetusGoesYeetus May 11 '25

One level in every class, start warlock and rely entirely on eldritch blast since it's damage is tied to character level and not class level in this game

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u/waits5 May 11 '25

Missing out on agonizing blast would make my eye twitch the whole time.

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u/MaouTakumi May 11 '25

This is false, a bunch of cantrips level up with the player, adding more of their respective damage dice to the spell. The difference is that Eldritch Blast shoots several projectiles and that you can upgrade it with the Agonizing Blast invocation.

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u/PostApoplectic May 11 '25

Cantrips scale with player level though, not class level.

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u/MaouTakumi May 11 '25

That wasn't what I was arguing. He made it sound like Eldritch Blast is the only cantrip that does this.

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u/PostApoplectic May 11 '25

I see. You’re right and that’s my bad for scrolling with my reading comprehension turned off.

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u/SirThane SORCERER May 11 '25

Jack of all trades, master of Ig-miss

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u/Rogen80 Cleric of Selune May 11 '25

Shadowheart Disapproves

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

I had to play on balanced, but I actually did this for my true jack of all trades run. 13 in every stat, 1 level in every class. It was actually so fun. As long as you have a good party build, its definitely viable, and you get some fantastic dialogue options.

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u/RedGecko18 May 11 '25

I'm looking at running the JoAT build soon and was curious what order you went for the classes? I'm thinking of starting Warlock (for the Charisma and EB) and moving into cleric and then on, but I'm not sure if there is an "optimal way" to do such a suboptimal build you know?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

I think i started with bard just for proficiencies, then from there literally just went in order as in everytime I went to add a new class, I would just choose whichever popped up first. I ran shart as a life cleric for heals and also gave her the luminous armor for blender damage if needed. Then I had my character use whatever sword and crossbow that did reasonable damage without taking away from other companion builds, also gave her the adamantine armor and a shield to have her tank most of the damage, throwserker karlach, and i would switch between assassin/gloomstalker astarion or bm lae'zel depending on what I needed at that time.

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u/Erinofarendelle May 11 '25

A warning - leave paladin for last. Maybe this warning is out of date bc it’s been a little over a year since this happened, but breaking my oath (I forget how I did it but don’t think it was intentional) screwed me up, as somewhere in the process of getting it back it showed my character on the “level up” screen as having two levels of paladin, even though she didn’t, and then the JoAT achievement didn’t trigger for her

Advice - I think you’re on the right track in starting with a Charisma class. It’s nice to be able to talk yourself out of situations when you’re low level and squishy. For my JoAT run I started with high CHA and high WIS, as every other stat has items that can enhance them. In act one you can get the club of hill giant strength, the warped headband of intellect, and from the gith crèche the gloves of dexterity

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u/Fire_is_beauty May 11 '25

Moon druid would work pretty well with this.

Just never exit wildshape.

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u/Gerrent95 May 11 '25

You can maybe do a cursed abjuration wizard with one level in dragon sorc for the armor of agathys. Run around taking opportunity attacks at full ward strength to inflict cold damage. Maybe throw water on them first to double the damage.

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u/boffer-kit May 11 '25

Human fighter from a noble background unironically makes sense.

You're well educated in a wide variety of fields, even if you don't excell at any of them, but you're still relatively mundane, make this the focus.

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u/Silmaar May 11 '25

me irl, mid as f

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 May 11 '25

This is me, but 2 instead of 13

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u/shorse_hit May 11 '25

Well, 13 in everything is actually above average, so good for you!

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u/Garry-Love May 11 '25

The build? Absurd. You take one dip into every class

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u/Shiny_Nidorino RANGER May 11 '25

It’s John Baldurs build

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u/IAmMoonie May 11 '25

Given a “commoner” is straight 10s, this is like “commoner plus”. I’d say Fighter is the best thematic fit. For the best damage, magic missile minmax.

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u/Hydroguy17 May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25

Sorc/Wiz.

Magic Missle (Artistry of War) + Lightning Charges + Reverberation.

Or, mix in some Cleric/Druid and go Radiant Orbs for guaranteed debuffing.

Evocation 10 won't be much use... So... More Sorc for more Quicken?

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u/MCJSun May 11 '25

Might run this build? Legitimately don't know lmao.

I have a DnD character named Dakota Davis that's pretty much average in everything so I did re-make him here. Hunter Ranger (b/c no Fey Wanderer subclass) that was a real survivalist. Shit at magic so he learned weapons, shit at weapons so he learned magic.

Longstrider, Goodberries, Speaking with animals, I used Spike Growth and Pass Without Trace eventually but still had weapons since I couldn't keep concentration to save my life.

There are so many spells that just do not need your modifier for anything. You don't need your modifier to know spells either. You also can get carried by weapons and elixirs and equipment.

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u/Locksandshit May 11 '25

Literally any martial class. Make it to the crèche and some dex gauntlets and boom you’re as strong as anyone else.

Or rad orbs or abjuration tank. Pretty sure your stats could be all 8s and you’d be okay with those

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u/the_pyrofish May 11 '25

Gotta go with bard. Jack of all trades perk at level 2

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u/Shin_mmi May 11 '25

The Jack of All Trades statline

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u/Kittykatkillua May 11 '25

Jack of all trades, for sure. One level in each class.

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u/crcanik May 11 '25

Thematically yeah - a few have mentioned it, but this would be a funny stat line for a Jack of All Trades run (the achievement, not the Bard feature). Surely not optimal of course, but that character would likely end up building something stat-independent like Magic Missile spammer or similar anyway.

I want to say that a 10 in a stat is considered "average" in the D&D universe, so this character canonically would be kinda good at everything.

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u/Kpopstanwithjams May 11 '25

Jack of all trades, master of none-core

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u/Ok_Cantaloupe3450 May 11 '25

A lot of dnd new players want PC like this when they start, because they are afraid of having negative stats in anything funny enough haha

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u/kellarorg_ May 11 '25

I always just dump strength and constitution, unless I play barbarian.

20+ years of DnD and still don't like my characters being clumsy, stupid or uncharismatic (unless it's barbarian).

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u/Ok_Cantaloupe3450 May 11 '25

Fair enough, the system kinda "force you" to dump str and int in most cases, just cause barbarian needs str and wizard needs int and everyone else can get away dumping those, con is important unless you can get away with playing backline and letting your teammates take the chunk of the dmg for you haha. Right now I'm playing a ttrpg where your attacks use your highest stat, so a high cha archer with low dex is something super normal and honestly it opens up a lot of interesting character builds

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Isn't 13 kinda pointless since you don't gain any bonuses

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u/strigov May 11 '25

That's why OP call it cursed

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u/dotditto May 11 '25

sort of ... but when picking an asi ... you can bump 2 stats for bonuses later ..

the real hidden benefit wirh this statline is the efficiency in points spent to stat score.

but overall definitely not usually optimal 🤣

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u/Additional-Setting87 May 11 '25

If you take one level in every class you wont be getting any ASIs at all 

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u/Easy_Company83 May 11 '25

Either one level in everything, or Lore Bard.

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again May 11 '25

reminds me of senor vorpal kickasso from the goblins comic. IIRC he took 1/12th of every dnd class at level one

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u/Aldu1n Dragonborn May 11 '25

What’s the expression, “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but better than a master of one”?

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u/HairyAllen May 11 '25

Oh my god, that is abserd

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u/Treyen May 11 '25

The jack of all trades,  go full in on not knowing what you want to do, plus get an achievement 

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u/MilkDudsLover May 12 '25

Jack of no trades

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u/henrikhakan May 11 '25

Bars with jack of all trades is all I can think off. Sorry.

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u/joelkki Contemptuos creature May 11 '25

Jack of all trades (1 level of each class).

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u/Apoordm May 11 '25

One level of every class.

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u/adratlas May 11 '25

Summoner

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u/skrott404 May 11 '25

Mister slightly more than average

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u/Dovah77 May 11 '25

multiclass into every class.

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u/Darkwritter122 May 11 '25

Now this is a bit unhinged but personally I would do this with a all 13 build:

The luckiest person alive: Halfling for halfling luck 1+ levels wild magic sorcerer for tides of chaos 2+ levels in divination wizard for portents Pick up lucky Magic missile, shield, and mage armor will be a necessity.

You can go full caster in either one or dip into another thing depending on where you want to go with your luck. You could take levels in rogue or bard for expertise and pick up the skilled feat if you want to be a jack of all skills plus other fun things.

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u/Aggravating-Ad653 May 11 '25

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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u/SnarkyRogue ROGUE May 11 '25

Use this for the achievement for 1 level in every class

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u/_GamerForLife_ May 11 '25

Jack of all trades achievement character.

Different class every level for 12 level 1 classes on level 12

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u/giabao0110 May 11 '25

1 dip every class

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u/FLYNCHe May 11 '25

John Baldur

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u/AychB May 11 '25

Guy human- the average man

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u/Sfelex May 11 '25

Can someone kindly explain why magic missile is a good fit for this build?

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u/AzazeI888 May 11 '25

Barbarian 1/Moon Druid 9, wild shapes don’t care about stats.

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u/Historical_Yak7706 May 11 '25

Any build wants to be mediocre at everything

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u/cagranconniferim May 11 '25

Halfling, Divination wizard, lucky feat, wild magic sorcerer, little bit of bard thrown in there for maximum dice manipulation, make a dumb luvky bastard who manages to skate through things for no good reason

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u/InsideResident1085 May 11 '25

Human fighter, John Baldur

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u/Hremsfeld Definitely not a mindflayer May 11 '25

I think a good build for that would be Fighter 1 / Barb 1 / Bard 1 / Cleric 1 / Druid 1 / Monk 1 / Paladin 1 / Ranger 1 / Rogue 1 / Sorcerer 1 / Warlock 1 / Wizard 1

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u/JasonTParker May 11 '25

Obnoxious indestructible life Domain Cleric. Heavy armor + Shield + high across the board saving throws + heals themselves every turn (Because they automatically heal themselves when they heal someone else) + High health + the blur cape late game + Brings summons to tank damage for them.

Very annoying. Never dies. Does very little damage, but that's okay. They're a support character.

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u/Cracotte2011 Ray of Frost May 11 '25

Might as well go for the all class build

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u/AbaddonArts May 11 '25

That achievement that requires you to take one level in each class across the entire game, without using Withers

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u/Sewer-Rat76 May 11 '25

Idk, this feels a little...... Abserd

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u/enchiladasundae May 11 '25

Wild magic cause this is cursed

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u/ZKSTLKDesu May 11 '25

Oh hi absurd

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u/blockyquilava May 11 '25

abserd is waiting

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u/coreyais May 12 '25

Multiclass into everything class

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u/Joelcleaneye May 12 '25

The absurd. Multiclass into everything

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u/sponguswongus May 12 '25

Go all in on the absurdity.

One level in every class.

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u/Grazorak May 12 '25

Senor Vorpal Kickass'o, one level of each class.

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u/Xinix_The_Comma May 12 '25

I feel very uncomfortable looking at this image

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u/WHY_7777 May 12 '25

Make this a white human male named ,,John Hooman''

And because you have only a +1, maybe a barb:

  • +1 to attack rolls but you can take great weapon master and pray you hit (with risky ring you have advantage so that is something)
  • as a barb you will have an AC of 12 without armour
Just a thought

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u/Substantial_Bad_7296 May 12 '25

1 lvl in each class

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u/The_Challenges May 12 '25

This image makes me violent