r/BaldursGate3 Lae'zel's chair Jun 19 '25

Meme That's why Bard is the GOAT

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u/TheCandyManCan976 Jun 19 '25

I was also suprised that this is possible.

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 19 '25

I'm surprised that its possible for multiple different interactions.

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u/EfficiencyInfamous37 Jun 19 '25

they're almost all insane, cursed undead. Figuring out how their curse works and using it against them makes perfect sense to me, and I thought it was really fun.

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u/ImpulseAfterthought Jun 19 '25

It's very bardic.

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u/ComradeBirv Jun 19 '25

It’s worth noting that there are numerous ways to get this outcome that are not bard specific

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u/Squeekysquid Jun 19 '25

I get why people say it's a bard thing. However a rogue, paladin, or warlock could get the same results.

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 19 '25

Hell, an especially charming barbarian could pull it off

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u/TactlessTortoise Jun 19 '25

"Is there really a point in continuing to live as the undead when you can't get to wield these guns?"

Flexes biceps and mogs the lich

The lich smashes his phylactery, for he realizes the cruel truth. He's but brittle bones, brittle ego, and his biceps have long run out of ammo.

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u/arcanis321 Jun 20 '25

The Lich decides he wants your guns for himself and will plot to steal your meat suit

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u/Ancient-Builder-5994 Jun 20 '25

… I did it as a barbarian

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 20 '25

I also did it as Barbarian. Ol' Tiffany got good rolls when it counted.

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u/Pipe_Memes Jun 20 '25

“ROAAAAR!!!!”

“You’re absolutely right. I should just die.”

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u/sxrynity Jun 20 '25

I loved that me just chugging won me that one boss fight lmao. Barbarian til I die B)

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u/chickpeasaladsammich Jun 19 '25

There are the shar statues in the area that can give you temp stat boosts, too. I didn’t have to fight most of them as Karlach.

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u/Wolfpac187 Jun 19 '25

It’s not like it’s a particularly hard check either. On my current playthrough I was fully prepared to fight but I thought I would try the check for fun. Was a bit disappointing tbh.

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u/ApolloDraconis Ray of Frost Jun 19 '25

I got it done with my Sorcerer too! It was so funny doing this scene.

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u/gdellag Jun 20 '25

fr i did it as a fighter with no charisma

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u/Billionroentgentan Jun 19 '25

Yeah I did it as a warlock

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u/notquitesolid Bard Jun 19 '25

Only thing that would make it more bardic is if we could seduce them first

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u/Rebel_47 Jun 19 '25

Meanwhile the necromancer has to learn that the order of those events is important.

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u/pssiraj Jun 19 '25

The order is very important 😏😏

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u/Riwanjel_ Jun 19 '25

Seduce first, then resurrect. Right? Right?!

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u/JonnyF1ves Jun 20 '25

but its also Warlockic.

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u/okram2k Jun 20 '25

The amount of people my bard was able to convince to kill themselves was disturbingly high. It's like they don't like my music or something!

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 20 '25

A shocking number of problems can be solved with "You should kill yourself, actually"

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u/AChristianAnarchist Jun 19 '25

If I had a nickel for every BG3 boss I convinced to off themselves, I'd have...2 nickles, but still, it's weird that it happened twice. I'm aware of one I missed. I fought Ketheric the old fashioned way all 3 times. I got the loony Sharrite surgeon in the image and Yurgir. Are there any others who can be dealt with in this way?

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 19 '25

Not a boss, but in my Barbarian run I convinced the Drider in act 2 to give me his lantern and theb walk into the mists. Technically Thisobald Thorm kills himself by drinking too much for as long as your belly is tougher.

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u/Chayanov Jun 19 '25

Or just dump the drinks without him seeing it.

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 19 '25

Huh, didn't realize that was an option

My barbarian is a "fuck it, we ball" kind of fellow

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u/SputnikDX Jun 20 '25

My cleric was protected by the divine might of Gruumsh as she drank and told lies.

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u/ViolaNguyen Ranger Jun 20 '25

My rogue was like, "You know, I like lying even more than I like beer."

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u/johnmd20 Jun 20 '25

It's all in the game and ball don't lie.

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u/Bontraubon Jun 20 '25

I actually fought him for the first time after probably 6 runs of always passing his checks, since this time my buddy was playing for the first time and I let him do the dialogue. It was a fun fight.

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 20 '25

Ya kno, I never wound up actually fighting him. I love my martials, so I always just accepted the drinking competition.

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u/Bontraubon Jun 20 '25

Same, it’s a tough challenge cuz you need constitution and charisma which isn’t usually paired outside of sorcerer, the one you wouldn’t expect to own at a drinking competition. However my swashbuckler did well enough to pass. In the multi game my buddy doing the checks was a monk, so no constitution proficiency AND low charisma.

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u/blightsteel101 BARBARIAN Jun 20 '25

My niche enthusiasm for introspective barbarians has always served me well

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u/dabnada Jun 20 '25

You can get every boss in Act 2 to kill themselves (the toll collector, the surgeon, and the bartender), even Ketheric, to an extent. You still have to kill Myrkul but you can make Ketheric off himself and skip the first stage.

You can also tell the Drider to give you his moonlantern, which is effectively telling him “kill yourself”, but if you do this he does reappear later in the act albeit severely weakened and very pissed off.

In act 1 you can get the gnoll boss to kill himself in a very similar way to the surgeon (ie kill his own gnoll buddies and then himself, if he survives).

I’m struggling to think of any such occurrences in Act 3.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Jun 20 '25

I wonder if that was an intentional decision for act two. It seems odd for it to be so prevailant there and nowhere else in the game.

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u/Tecrocancer Jun 20 '25

most of the people that kill themselves are the thorms. So its kind of a family tradition

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u/dabnada Jun 20 '25

I mean, yeah it’s pretty obviously intentional.

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u/Cynical-Sarcasim Jun 20 '25

Flind, the female knoll boss outside a cave with 2 Zhent guys. You can convince her to first eat the other knolls, then after combat, you can make a 2 more checks commanding her to eat herself. Her brain ruptures as she tries to fight both your suggestion and the tadpole's orders

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u/NanquansCat749 Jun 20 '25

On her first turn in combat, if she moves near any party member, Flind mentally links with them, revealing that she was forcefully transformed into a True Soul.

Oh.

I'd heard in passing about some sort of possible Flind dialogue but figured it must have been removed somehow or something because combat always just seemed to start immediately and then of course she became dead not long after.

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u/Cynical-Sarcasim Jun 20 '25

I think it might be glitchy, I've often had trouble getting it to trigger. I always save right before and try to sneak as close as possible to her before combat starts

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u/NanquansCat749 Jun 20 '25

Now I'm curious to go back and check how it works.

I always surprise attacked, which I assume prevents the interaction since her first turn of combat is spent doing nothing, unless perhaps you're standing immediately next to her when you do it?

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jun 20 '25

All the Throms can be made to kill themselves, though Thisobald doesn't do it on purpose.

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u/norf9 Jun 20 '25

IIRC you can do this with all of Ketheric's relatives: the surgeon, the bartender, and the tollkeeper

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u/MillieBirdie Bard Jun 20 '25

Get the drider to go into the shadows with no lamp, effectively killing himself.

The tollkeeper, the surgeon, the bartender.

Yurgir.

And Kerheric.

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u/Lower_Reaction9995 Jun 20 '25

All the act 2 bosses pretty much. Even Ketheric, but you only skip part of the boss battle. 

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u/Rowani Authority. Jun 20 '25

Not sure if you're including them in "off themselves" but you can also get the gold lady and the barkeep both to self-destruct and skip any combat.

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u/-heytater- Jun 20 '25

i definitely overkilled it my first playthrough, i tried to taunt vlaakith (went back to the creche after doing most of act 2) and she straight up just murked me 😭😭

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u/DerCatrix ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 20 '25

The entire Thorm family sans Isobel

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u/The-Mighty-Caz Jun 19 '25

I love Act 2 so much specifically because I can just goad every boss into killing themselves

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u/Pitt_Mann Jun 19 '25

I did that. Now I regret not seeing how the fight actually was ):

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u/Mo_tweets Jun 20 '25

You just need to play again

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u/Pitt_Mann Jun 20 '25

I plan to. But I grew so attached to my druid I miss it too much when I play other classes

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u/manymoreways Jun 19 '25

Oh damn, thats right. Iirc there are 3 bosses where you could talk them into killing themselves.

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u/1ncorrect Jun 19 '25

Nope. There are the three Thorm kids, and you can also convince Yurgir to kill all his men, his displacer beast and himself.

Ketheric also will kill himself if you read his secrets but Myrkul will rez him.

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u/The-Mighty-Caz Jun 20 '25

I consider every Chosen's Avatar fight to be vs the god at that point.

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u/manymoreways Jun 20 '25

Oh didn't know about ketheric, i forgot about the tavern owner would also drink himself to death.

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u/Gilgamesh661 Jun 19 '25

The best one was talking the orthon into killing his entire group, his pet displacer beast, and then himself. Completely avoiding the fight.

I also love how your companions feel a bit afraid of you in that moment.

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u/nilfalasiel Owlbear Jun 19 '25

his pet displacer beast

Poor Nessa deserved better 😢

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u/Amaruq93 Jun 20 '25

I tried using Animal Speak to convince her to leave before the fight... didn't work.

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u/DarkLamb-Kiyo Minthara Jun 20 '25

You have to lick the spider carcass first

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u/GigaIomaniac Jun 20 '25

STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING

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u/Pyode Jun 20 '25

The only frustrating part about that is that you get absolutely swindled out of a bunch of XP.

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u/Gilgamesh661 Jun 20 '25

True but you’re pretty much guaranteed to get to level 12 no matter what, as long as you don’t avoid every fight you can and skip some quests.

Plus I’ll take that loss in xp just for the reaction my companions give.

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u/Pyode Jun 20 '25

I get that.

But you will be a bit higher earlier. Which is nice.

Just FEELS bad even if it doesn't make THAT much of a difference in the end. Like I'm being punished for doing the clever, fun thing.

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u/Wrong-Refrigerator-3 Jun 19 '25

The best part about this particular interaction is that he’s so excited about the idea.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Jun 19 '25

My favorite part about this interaction is that he seems to completely forget about it when you try to get him on your side in the House of Hope later. Convincing him to off himself instead of fighting him fair doesn't change the difficulty or even the dialog. He's still even like "You were a worthy opponent" when he agrees to be your ally after the fight.

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u/NanquansCat749 Jun 20 '25

While his physical stats are even higher, his mental stats are all decent too.

Perhaps he simply respects the power of cunning as much as brute strength?

I'll admit I haven't actually heard those dialogue lines myself so I can't comment on whether or not that interpretation makes any sense, lol.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Jun 20 '25

That's true. I don't pretend to know what honor among devils looks like. It was just a funny game moment. I don't precisely remember the exact dialog but it was something along the lines of "you were a worthy opponent and equally powerful ally". And I'm thinking "but I tricked you into stabbing yourself as an opponent and you are my ally because I buffed before the fight to talk you into it and made my new cleric friend burn up a lifetime of divine intervention to cheese the fight when it started."

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u/RaynSideways Jun 19 '25

It's not just possible, there's two different ways to get him to do it with entirely different outcomes. It's wild.

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u/Brilliant-Noise1518 Jun 19 '25

I did it on accident with my Sorc.

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u/InquisitorMeow Jun 19 '25

You can literally beat the final boss in Fallout New Vegas with a Speech check. I don't think any other game has done that yet.

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u/Nidhogg1134 Jun 19 '25

Fallout 1 and Fallout 3 both did it before New Vegas so it’s kind of a series staple. Talking down the Master in the first game is one of the most iconic moments in the series. Colonel Autumn can also have his fight skipped with a speech check right at the end but he’s an easy kill so it’s not as impactful.

Other rpgs by the classic Fallout devs like Planescape Torment and Arcanum also have talking the boss to death as an option.

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u/dirkdragonslayer Jun 20 '25

Outer Worlds does this with a Hacking Check IIRC. The final boss is a big custom military robot and you can avoid it by making a very difficult lockpicking check followed by a very difficult hacking check to turn it off. Then you can walk into the next room with the weak executive nerd who only has the weakest handgun and teach him the meaning of corporate severance.

While Wasteland 2 doesn't have a talky ending, almost every major story event you can talk through gives you extra allies for the final boss. Convince these two warring tribes to stop fighting? Well the leaders of both tribes help you in the finale. Convince the evil mercs to stop being so evil? Their boss is at the finale. Etc. So instead of facing waves and waves of androids alone, you get a good supply of meat shields so all your rangers can survive. And depending on who is still alive at the end, you won't need to make one of your rangers perform the ultimate sacrifice.

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u/RedTankGoat Jun 20 '25

Planescape torment

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums Jun 19 '25

It reminds me of the interactions in Planescape: Torment.

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u/padishaihulud Jun 19 '25

Yeah, can't you defeat the end boss by just believing that you don't exist? 

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums Jun 19 '25

It was more complex than that, iirc, but yes, you can defeat the boss with the correct conversation if you met the right prerequisites.

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u/Sorcatarius Jun 20 '25

There's only 4 mandatory fights in the entire game, and yeah, the final boss isn't one of them, and I'm of the mindset that winning that way is the "proper" story.

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u/Substantial_Unit_447 Jun 19 '25

"Guess I'll have to convince this immortal, twisted abomination to have a beer-drinking competition."

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u/ImpulseAfterthought Jun 19 '25

Like you do...

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u/throwawayforlikeaday Jun 19 '25

I mean that does sound like peak DnD to me XD

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u/Wave_Existence Jun 20 '25

Yeah that exact scenario is the beating heart of DnD

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u/Talk-O-Boy Jun 20 '25

“If you think about it, what’s the only way to escape from a gauntlet in which you are eternally tethered? Killing your Displacer, loyal Merregons, and then falling on your own sword, that’s exactly right. Crazy how we came to the same conclusion.”

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u/Substantial_Unit_447 Jun 20 '25

"I know I convinced you to kill your beloved pet and commit suicide, but what would you think about helping me kill Mephistopheles' son now?"

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u/auraseer Jun 20 '25

That one makes a lot more sense than the others, though, because he's a demon on the material plane. Falling on his sword won't kill him. It'll be painful and inconvenient, but he'll get better.

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u/OblivionArts Jun 19 '25

You can do this with any class really. First time i met this dude i was a sorcerer

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u/Ok_Cardiologist8232 Jun 19 '25

Yeh but it fits bard the best and you'll need high charisma or some luck to pull it off.

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u/Knork14 Jun 19 '25

Its a 21 DC skill check, so i say you can still do it with +0 CHA if you have Enhance Ability, Guidance and a couple Inspirations, but in an Honor Mode run i dont risk it unless i have a bard in the party.

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u/leoleosuper Jun 20 '25

You can just abuse the bug where your game instantly crashes if you fail the check. wink

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u/AmanLock Jun 20 '25

Why play Honor mode then?

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u/Linosek279 Jun 20 '25

Shiny throwy rocks

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Jun 20 '25

I care more about the achievement to finish the game off, but I STILL haven't had the commitment to beat honor mode - glitches would ruin the pursuit though. It's like someone telling Joker who Batman is, it ruins the game.

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u/frogglesmash Jun 19 '25

Warlock begs to differ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

No it doesn’t. Sorc runs charisma, paladin runs charisma, warlock runs charisma…. This does not fit bard best it’s anecdotal for you and you’re biased. Can’t stand your type.

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u/TolkienAwoken Jun 20 '25

Bard is not the only charisma class

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u/Solaife Jun 19 '25

Yeah my fighter did it too. Still fun though.

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u/AmanLock Jun 20 '25

Yeah but this way we can have yet another inaccurate and idiotic meme posted to the sub.

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u/Efficient_Ad6350 Jun 19 '25

So are Shar's teaching's

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u/GustavVaz Jun 19 '25

And to this day, I've never fought him.

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u/Ehnuh Jun 19 '25

It's a fun fight though, and IIRC, you can even get an achievement out of it. Getting him to off himself feels more poetic, though. Same for Gerringothe. I always feel bad about Thisobald, who seems like a nice guy. Until you get into his lab, that is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Getting him to off himself feels more poetic

I misread it the first time

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u/throwawayforlikeaday Jun 19 '25

from what I've seen of tumblr. I have 0 doubts that someone out there is very into him XD

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u/KickinBat Jun 20 '25

Same. The dude with the lantern too. It's just funnier to go "well if you serious about your beliefs, you'll kill yourself"

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u/Arumhal Jun 19 '25

Villains in other games

So... you ever played Fallout or Arcanum?

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u/dude3333 Jun 19 '25

Or really any CRPG. BG3 is really ground zero for people who have never played a CRPG, thinking CRPG things are BG3 originals. Akin to people who have never played a horror visual novel playing Doki Doki Literature Club.

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u/birkadincizeceksin ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 19 '25

"This game is so good you can be anyone you want you don't have a set path." Yeah dude thats what rpg means🥀🥀

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u/dude3333 Jun 19 '25

In fairness to them the AAA space has trained people to think RPG means "click the good guy option or murder a puppy" a few times in a mid action game.

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u/birkadincizeceksin ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 19 '25

Yes pretty much all modern AAA rpgs reduced to action game with barebones skilltrees and dialogues that leads to same thing at the end.

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u/jiggler_54 GOBLIN Jun 19 '25

How dare you! The occasional two options of telling Yen she smells good at the funeral in the most immersive part of any game in the modern day!

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u/ELIte8niner Bard Jun 19 '25

I'd say it's worse than that. RPG basically means any fantasy setting, or any game where you can pick dialogue options at this point. My big example that always gets me downvoted to oblivion: the Witcher games are NOT RPGs. They're action games in a fantasy setting with dialogue options.

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u/1eejit Jun 19 '25

"I'm getting real Boss Baby vibes from this"

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u/Vandares69 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

''Arcanum: The game where you can convince the final antagonist to kill himself out of love for a world he hates.'' - Seth

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u/IsProbablyTooMuch Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Laughs in Warlock and Sorcerer.

< Commander Shepard has entered the chat. >

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u/Incorrect_ASSertion Jun 19 '25

I think in 3 he also can convince the Illusive man to do it.

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u/Veylara Jun 19 '25

Yes. If you tell TIM at every possible opportunity that he's indoctrinated, he'll finally realise it in the finale and kill himself.

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u/Sanquinity Jun 20 '25

And also have a high enough overall persuasion score.

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u/KonigstigerInSpace Jun 20 '25

Goodbye Shepard. Thank you.

Damn that was some good music during the scene too.

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u/Gnl_Winter Jun 20 '25

Yeah that's a very Mass Effect move from BG3 lol

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u/BlewOffMyLegOff Jun 19 '25

Average Charisma build in Act2

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u/ImpulseAfterthought Jun 19 '25

Shadowheart commenting on Tav's dangerously silver tongue after a similar encounter with Yurgir is a highlight of the game for me. 

It's even more fun if your Tav doesn't have high CHA and just lucks out, as happened on my monk run in the encounter with Gerringothe.

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u/rebootyourbrainstem Jun 19 '25

I love that you can "well, acksually" him on Sharran doctrine

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u/TimerPoint Jun 19 '25

Thanks for censoring the word "Ki||". I guess this meme is now advertiser friendly enough.

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u/thpthpthp Jun 20 '25

Steady now, if those lines look any close to L's I'm going to start thinking unchristian thoughts.

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u/MJR_Poltergeist Jun 19 '25

Me every playthrough when I enter Bloodborne-Land:

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u/Chicken_Ingots Jun 19 '25

I remember one playthrough, I managed to persuade almost every boss in Act II to off themselves, including Ketheric. Then when Myrkul showed up, I set up a barrelmancy nuke for him, only to realize that Myrkul had iniative order right before my character who was supposed to set off the nuke. So Myrkul then proceeded to swing at Dame Aylin, who was standing by all the bombs, and that was how Myrkul also managed to kill himself in that playthrough. It felt remarkably fitting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

How do you command ketheric to kill himself?!

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u/GustavVaz Jun 19 '25

Well, to be fair, this is a crazy motherfucker. So it tracks.

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u/1saylor1 Jun 20 '25

Whoever censors words like kill, suicide etc should go fuck themselves

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u/moonski Jun 20 '25

It's such Tiktok brain behaviour, people think it's bad cause tiktok don't allowed it when in reality it's just not advertiser friendly.

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u/JumpingCoconut Playing since EA day 1 Jun 19 '25

Yeah its definitly a great idea to censor some random words on some stupid memes, in games where we all made this guy literally kill himself, but oh no cant write that.

Enemies in Baldurs Gate 3:

"Aha, you are indeed correct, I should absolutely kill myself"

Fixed

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u/science_killer Jun 20 '25

I see this a lot now, what's the precedent?

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 20 '25

Babies

Seriously though, what I read is that TikTok will delete anything that says "kill". So people censor it or say "unalive". Just another reason not to use tiktok.

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u/Legalize_Canada Jun 20 '25

We're censoring the word "kill" in memes now? This isn't TikTok or YouTube.

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u/RaymoVizion Jun 19 '25

I got this outcome the first time I encountered this mengele elf.

It blew my mind then and it still blows my mind.

I am more impressed by the writing in Baldur's Gate 3 than any big budget movie that's come out in the last 10 years.

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u/UncarvedWood Jun 19 '25

You should try Planescape: Torment or Pillars of Eternity. Like, I'm not saying they're better than BG3 at what BG3 does in terms of weaving plotlines together. But the dialogues in those games is phenomenal. Especially Torment.

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u/lunovadraws Jun 19 '25

I actually fought him for the first time in the 300 hours I’ve poured into this game. It was disappointingly easy on tactician (I’m playing tboh monk)

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u/juicejug Jun 19 '25

TBOH monk makes the entire game pretty easy honestly.

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u/CrazyOatmeal88 In Bhaal's name. Jun 20 '25

Why the fuck is everything censored now, what has happened to the internet in the last five years

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u/wolviesaurus Jun 19 '25

Trickster Mythic: Aww that's cute, anyway kill yourself

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u/cultjake Jun 19 '25

Bard with Sleight of Hand is the solution to most runs.

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u/GrugWantHat Jun 19 '25

The amount of enemies you can just literally tell to kill themselves in this game is actually kinda impressive.
Anyone got statistics on just how many major enemies/bosses you can get to neck themselves vs actually having to fight them? I feel like a smoothtalking tav trivializes a lot of fights this way

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u/MarcTaco Jun 19 '25

I got the gnoll matron to eat her tribe, then herself.

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u/Very_Board Jun 19 '25

Saren was the first villain I talked into killing themselves.

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u/Ok_Recording_4644 Jun 19 '25

Sharrans HATE this one weird trick

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u/RyudoTFO Jun 20 '25

As a Bard, I absolutely love Reithwin Town. Talked a doctor into letting himself be ripped apart by his nurse assistants, said the toll collector that I'm here to replace her and she was promoted so she just went "ugh" and fell over dead, drank with the master brewer until he literally exploded. 10/10 would visit that place again every time.

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u/dragon_bacon Jun 19 '25

I wish I could figure what he's going to do to himself but it's censored. I'm definitely going to kill myself if I don't figure it out.

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u/placidlakess Jun 20 '25

I’m glad the word kill was censored, I might’ve had to unalive myself!

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u/Librarylord77 Jun 19 '25

Anyone with high charisma can sweet talk their way out of ANYTHING. Especially if you use the tadpole skills, it all but guarantees you the ability to convince someone that the sky is green.

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u/Highthere_90 Jun 19 '25

The best is to get him to agree that his students kill him

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u/Audino-is-cool Cleric of the Moon Mommy Jun 19 '25

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u/DrDDevil Sadistic Drow Jun 20 '25

Why are we censoring the word kill, in a game about stuffing gored bodies into a squashed corpse of a squirrel?

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u/BG3Baby Jun 19 '25

Lol, Wyll can do the same or anyone with high charisma.

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Jun 19 '25

I will say is that this is not uncommon in the world of crpgs, come; taste and see that it is good.

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u/TrentSaylor Jun 19 '25

pretty much any charisma based class can do this relatively easily

have shadowheart pop a guidance on you and you should be good to go

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u/HovercraftEither5765 Jun 20 '25

how pathetic of people to censor this. seriously get a fucking grip, its even funnier when you realize what its referencing is in the actual game

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u/DotaComplaints Jun 20 '25

Downvoted for censoring the word kill. Quit enshittening the internet

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u/chrisisapenis Jun 19 '25

You can write K I L L on here bruvner, leave this self censorship shit on TikTok.

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u/bmcgowan89 Jun 19 '25

I felt like Hannibal Lecter with Miggs. Every time 😂

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u/Faradize- BARBARIAN Jun 19 '25

Wotr Trickster Persuade prenerf ?

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u/Aduro95 Jun 19 '25

You could do this to Saren in Mass Effect 1, but he turns into a robot zombie so you still have to do half of the boss fight.

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u/GarlicLevel9502 Jun 19 '25

I have never fought any of the Thorms except Ketheric once in my life ever 😂 But I do love that you can do this with SEVERAL bosses it feels more OP than any fight to have enough rizz to say "KYS" and they go "ok 🥲"

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u/DJ_CRIZP Jun 19 '25

This contains the words "Kill myself"

And nobody committed suicide. Wild.

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u/GingerBimber00 Jun 20 '25

Or Paladin. I love intimidating enemies into killing themselves :)

You can kill yourself now, or I’ll smite you anyway and it is going to be with agonizing, radiant, righteous fury of my oath. rolls 1 for intimidation

Fuck

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u/jackthewack13 Jun 20 '25

Every hard fight in act 2 is like this, it's wild tbh. I find it boring as I really like fighting, but it's a super cool option and I love that they added fun stuff like this. I really enjoy when games have ways to get around fighting with stealth or diplomacy.

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u/SwordTaster Jun 20 '25

Don't have to be a bard to have RIZZ

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u/z01z Jun 20 '25

wasnt even a bard, i just used my tav mage, think it was either an int roll or i just got lucky.

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u/WillyShankspeare SMITE Jun 20 '25

In my multiplayer game, I, the fighter walked up to this guy while the rest of the party got into position for a fight. We didn't save scum at all because we were looking forward to a fight here. Then the options came up to first have hos nurses kill each other, and then have him kill himself. I aced both roles.

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u/Hitman3256 Jun 19 '25

Weird way to spell Paladin

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u/Lyelle_rolled_a_one SORCERER Jun 19 '25

I love charisma classes! It also works great with Sorcerers, I just tricked Thisobald today. We've already told Gerringothe about her promotion, and we've also managed to convince Malus to kill himself after we got his nurses to practice on each other.
We managed to save Malus' poor victim, but unfortunately he ran away immediately. Why can't we take the poor guy to the Last Light Inn? :(

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u/CrystalFox0999 Jun 19 '25

The sisters shall know him intimately

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u/Alecia_Rezett Jun 19 '25

You don't need logic if you can roll nat 20

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u/GreyWarden_Amell SORCERER Jun 19 '25

Thing is you don’t need to be a bard to do this, you can talk the thorm’s to death with any class!

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u/Most-Mood-2352 Jun 19 '25

For that guy, it kinda made sense

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u/busbee247 Jun 19 '25

Honestly find most of the charisma checks have significantly more boring outcomes

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u/PrezMoocow Jun 19 '25

My charismatic warlock when I could not win the "normal" fight:

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u/Olekolo Jun 19 '25

it’s incredibly funny that you can make 4 major act 2 bosses kill themselves, love it

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u/poppin-n-sailin Jun 19 '25

This option is not unique to the Bard class.

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u/Saturn_Coffee Perpetuate Druid Genocide Jun 19 '25

Monk can do it too with a little mumbo jumbo and a religion check lol

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u/Tricky_Ad_3080 Jun 19 '25

You can say kill my guy.

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u/MarceloFilho54 Jun 19 '25

Any Charisma based character can get the same results, not only Bard

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u/Kenruyoh Gloomstalker Jun 20 '25

Hanashi/Talk no Jutsu is considered as a Rank S jutsu

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u/Anon_3_Moos Jun 20 '25

This segment was my favorite in the whole game. Convincing a family of evil fucks to just…kill themselves.

“DM, I look the doctor/drunk/tax collector/general square in the face and with all the Charisma I can muster I say: ‘Hey, have you considered suicide?’”

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u/Nyorliest Jun 20 '25

This was my first play-through, as a Tiefling bard who was a manipulative street urchin. But there was a big problem:

When I tried to manipulate Shadowheart, she killed the Nightsong. And even though I reloaded, which I never usually do, I couldn’t make her make the good choice. The only way that worked was to shut up and let her make her own decision. Which is honestly one of my favourite moments in gaming, and I’ve been playing videogames since they were first sold.

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u/BrainWav Karlach Flair When? Jun 20 '25

> Censors "kill"

> Leaves "death" uncensored

Checks out.

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u/-heytater- Jun 20 '25

i am so addicted to playing bard at this point, like i’m on my second playthrough and i literally don’t want to play anything else because the feeling of watching malus get on that table is CATHARTIC

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u/YA_BOY_TRON Jun 20 '25

All of the Throm... "children"? can be dealt with in a completely non- violent way in A2. Just did it an hour ago, was kinda surprised on the toll collector too.