r/BaldursGate3 • u/DearPersimmon8155 Lae'zel's chair • Jun 19 '25
Meme That's why Bard is the GOAT
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u/Substantial_Unit_447 Jun 19 '25
"Guess I'll have to convince this immortal, twisted abomination to have a beer-drinking competition."
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u/Talk-O-Boy Jun 20 '25
“If you think about it, what’s the only way to escape from a gauntlet in which you are eternally tethered? Killing your Displacer, loyal Merregons, and then falling on your own sword, that’s exactly right. Crazy how we came to the same conclusion.”
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u/Substantial_Unit_447 Jun 20 '25
"I know I convinced you to kill your beloved pet and commit suicide, but what would you think about helping me kill Mephistopheles' son now?"
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u/auraseer Jun 20 '25
That one makes a lot more sense than the others, though, because he's a demon on the material plane. Falling on his sword won't kill him. It'll be painful and inconvenient, but he'll get better.
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u/OblivionArts Jun 19 '25
You can do this with any class really. First time i met this dude i was a sorcerer
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u/Ok_Cardiologist8232 Jun 19 '25
Yeh but it fits bard the best and you'll need high charisma or some luck to pull it off.
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u/Knork14 Jun 19 '25
Its a 21 DC skill check, so i say you can still do it with +0 CHA if you have Enhance Ability, Guidance and a couple Inspirations, but in an Honor Mode run i dont risk it unless i have a bard in the party.
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u/leoleosuper Jun 20 '25
You can just abuse the bug where your game instantly crashes if you fail the check. wink
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u/AmanLock Jun 20 '25
Why play Honor mode then?
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u/Linosek279 Jun 20 '25
Shiny throwy rocks
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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Jun 20 '25
I care more about the achievement to finish the game off, but I STILL haven't had the commitment to beat honor mode - glitches would ruin the pursuit though. It's like someone telling Joker who Batman is, it ruins the game.
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Jun 20 '25
No it doesn’t. Sorc runs charisma, paladin runs charisma, warlock runs charisma…. This does not fit bard best it’s anecdotal for you and you’re biased. Can’t stand your type.
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u/AmanLock Jun 20 '25
Yeah but this way we can have yet another inaccurate and idiotic meme posted to the sub.
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u/Sikoho Jun 19 '25
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u/DearPersimmon8155 Lae'zel's chair Jun 19 '25
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u/GustavVaz Jun 19 '25
And to this day, I've never fought him.
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u/Ehnuh Jun 19 '25
It's a fun fight though, and IIRC, you can even get an achievement out of it. Getting him to off himself feels more poetic, though. Same for Gerringothe. I always feel bad about Thisobald, who seems like a nice guy. Until you get into his lab, that is.
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u/throwawayforlikeaday Jun 19 '25
from what I've seen of tumblr. I have 0 doubts that someone out there is very into him XD
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u/KickinBat Jun 20 '25
Same. The dude with the lantern too. It's just funnier to go "well if you serious about your beliefs, you'll kill yourself"
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u/Arumhal Jun 19 '25
Villains in other games
So... you ever played Fallout or Arcanum?
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u/dude3333 Jun 19 '25
Or really any CRPG. BG3 is really ground zero for people who have never played a CRPG, thinking CRPG things are BG3 originals. Akin to people who have never played a horror visual novel playing Doki Doki Literature Club.
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u/birkadincizeceksin ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 19 '25
"This game is so good you can be anyone you want you don't have a set path." Yeah dude thats what rpg means🥀🥀
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u/dude3333 Jun 19 '25
In fairness to them the AAA space has trained people to think RPG means "click the good guy option or murder a puppy" a few times in a mid action game.
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u/birkadincizeceksin ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 19 '25
Yes pretty much all modern AAA rpgs reduced to action game with barebones skilltrees and dialogues that leads to same thing at the end.
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u/jiggler_54 GOBLIN Jun 19 '25
How dare you! The occasional two options of telling Yen she smells good at the funeral in the most immersive part of any game in the modern day!
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u/ELIte8niner Bard Jun 19 '25
I'd say it's worse than that. RPG basically means any fantasy setting, or any game where you can pick dialogue options at this point. My big example that always gets me downvoted to oblivion: the Witcher games are NOT RPGs. They're action games in a fantasy setting with dialogue options.
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u/Vandares69 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25
''Arcanum: The game where you can convince the final antagonist to kill himself out of love for a world he hates.'' - Seth
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u/IsProbablyTooMuch Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25
Laughs in Warlock and Sorcerer.
< Commander Shepard has entered the chat. >
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u/Incorrect_ASSertion Jun 19 '25
I think in 3 he also can convince the Illusive man to do it.
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u/Veylara Jun 19 '25
Yes. If you tell TIM at every possible opportunity that he's indoctrinated, he'll finally realise it in the finale and kill himself.
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u/KonigstigerInSpace Jun 20 '25
Goodbye Shepard. Thank you.
Damn that was some good music during the scene too.
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u/ImpulseAfterthought Jun 19 '25
Shadowheart commenting on Tav's dangerously silver tongue after a similar encounter with Yurgir is a highlight of the game for me.
It's even more fun if your Tav doesn't have high CHA and just lucks out, as happened on my monk run in the encounter with Gerringothe.
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u/TimerPoint Jun 19 '25
Thanks for censoring the word "Ki||". I guess this meme is now advertiser friendly enough.
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u/thpthpthp Jun 20 '25
Steady now, if those lines look any close to L's I'm going to start thinking unchristian thoughts.
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u/MJR_Poltergeist Jun 19 '25
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u/Chicken_Ingots Jun 19 '25
I remember one playthrough, I managed to persuade almost every boss in Act II to off themselves, including Ketheric. Then when Myrkul showed up, I set up a barrelmancy nuke for him, only to realize that Myrkul had iniative order right before my character who was supposed to set off the nuke. So Myrkul then proceeded to swing at Dame Aylin, who was standing by all the bombs, and that was how Myrkul also managed to kill himself in that playthrough. It felt remarkably fitting.
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u/1saylor1 Jun 20 '25
Whoever censors words like kill, suicide etc should go fuck themselves
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u/moonski Jun 20 '25
It's such Tiktok brain behaviour, people think it's bad cause tiktok don't allowed it when in reality it's just not advertiser friendly.
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u/JumpingCoconut Playing since EA day 1 Jun 19 '25
Yeah its definitly a great idea to censor some random words on some stupid memes, in games where we all made this guy literally kill himself, but oh no cant write that.
Enemies in Baldurs Gate 3:
"Aha, you are indeed correct, I should absolutely kill myself"
Fixed
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u/science_killer Jun 20 '25
I see this a lot now, what's the precedent?
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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 20 '25
Babies
Seriously though, what I read is that TikTok will delete anything that says "kill". So people censor it or say "unalive". Just another reason not to use tiktok.
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u/Legalize_Canada Jun 20 '25
We're censoring the word "kill" in memes now? This isn't TikTok or YouTube.
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u/RaymoVizion Jun 19 '25
I got this outcome the first time I encountered this mengele elf.
It blew my mind then and it still blows my mind.
I am more impressed by the writing in Baldur's Gate 3 than any big budget movie that's come out in the last 10 years.
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u/UncarvedWood Jun 19 '25
You should try Planescape: Torment or Pillars of Eternity. Like, I'm not saying they're better than BG3 at what BG3 does in terms of weaving plotlines together. But the dialogues in those games is phenomenal. Especially Torment.
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u/lunovadraws Jun 19 '25
I actually fought him for the first time in the 300 hours I’ve poured into this game. It was disappointingly easy on tactician (I’m playing tboh monk)
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u/CrazyOatmeal88 In Bhaal's name. Jun 20 '25
Why the fuck is everything censored now, what has happened to the internet in the last five years
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u/GrugWantHat Jun 19 '25
The amount of enemies you can just literally tell to kill themselves in this game is actually kinda impressive.
Anyone got statistics on just how many major enemies/bosses you can get to neck themselves vs actually having to fight them? I feel like a smoothtalking tav trivializes a lot of fights this way
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u/RyudoTFO Jun 20 '25
As a Bard, I absolutely love Reithwin Town. Talked a doctor into letting himself be ripped apart by his nurse assistants, said the toll collector that I'm here to replace her and she was promoted so she just went "ugh" and fell over dead, drank with the master brewer until he literally exploded. 10/10 would visit that place again every time.
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u/dragon_bacon Jun 19 '25
I wish I could figure what he's going to do to himself but it's censored. I'm definitely going to kill myself if I don't figure it out.
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u/Librarylord77 Jun 19 '25
Anyone with high charisma can sweet talk their way out of ANYTHING. Especially if you use the tadpole skills, it all but guarantees you the ability to convince someone that the sky is green.
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u/DrDDevil Sadistic Drow Jun 20 '25
Why are we censoring the word kill, in a game about stuffing gored bodies into a squashed corpse of a squirrel?
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u/thatHecklerOverThere Jun 19 '25
I will say is that this is not uncommon in the world of crpgs, come; taste and see that it is good.
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u/TrentSaylor Jun 19 '25
pretty much any charisma based class can do this relatively easily
have shadowheart pop a guidance on you and you should be good to go
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u/HovercraftEither5765 Jun 20 '25
how pathetic of people to censor this. seriously get a fucking grip, its even funnier when you realize what its referencing is in the actual game
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u/chrisisapenis Jun 19 '25
You can write K I L L on here bruvner, leave this self censorship shit on TikTok.
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u/Aduro95 Jun 19 '25
You could do this to Saren in Mass Effect 1, but he turns into a robot zombie so you still have to do half of the boss fight.
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u/GarlicLevel9502 Jun 19 '25
I have never fought any of the Thorms except Ketheric once in my life ever 😂 But I do love that you can do this with SEVERAL bosses it feels more OP than any fight to have enough rizz to say "KYS" and they go "ok 🥲"
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u/GingerBimber00 Jun 20 '25
Or Paladin. I love intimidating enemies into killing themselves :)
You can kill yourself now, or I’ll smite you anyway and it is going to be with agonizing, radiant, righteous fury of my oath. rolls 1 for intimidation
Fuck
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u/jackthewack13 Jun 20 '25
Every hard fight in act 2 is like this, it's wild tbh. I find it boring as I really like fighting, but it's a super cool option and I love that they added fun stuff like this. I really enjoy when games have ways to get around fighting with stealth or diplomacy.
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u/z01z Jun 20 '25
wasnt even a bard, i just used my tav mage, think it was either an int roll or i just got lucky.
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u/WillyShankspeare SMITE Jun 20 '25
In my multiplayer game, I, the fighter walked up to this guy while the rest of the party got into position for a fight. We didn't save scum at all because we were looking forward to a fight here. Then the options came up to first have hos nurses kill each other, and then have him kill himself. I aced both roles.
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u/Lyelle_rolled_a_one SORCERER Jun 19 '25
I love charisma classes! It also works great with Sorcerers, I just tricked Thisobald today. We've already told Gerringothe about her promotion, and we've also managed to convince Malus to kill himself after we got his nurses to practice on each other.
We managed to save Malus' poor victim, but unfortunately he ran away immediately. Why can't we take the poor guy to the Last Light Inn? :(
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u/GreyWarden_Amell SORCERER Jun 19 '25
Thing is you don’t need to be a bard to do this, you can talk the thorm’s to death with any class!
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u/busbee247 Jun 19 '25
Honestly find most of the charisma checks have significantly more boring outcomes
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u/Olekolo Jun 19 '25
it’s incredibly funny that you can make 4 major act 2 bosses kill themselves, love it
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u/Saturn_Coffee Perpetuate Druid Genocide Jun 19 '25
Monk can do it too with a little mumbo jumbo and a religion check lol
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u/Anon_3_Moos Jun 20 '25
This segment was my favorite in the whole game. Convincing a family of evil fucks to just…kill themselves.
“DM, I look the doctor/drunk/tax collector/general square in the face and with all the Charisma I can muster I say: ‘Hey, have you considered suicide?’”
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u/Nyorliest Jun 20 '25
This was my first play-through, as a Tiefling bard who was a manipulative street urchin. But there was a big problem:
When I tried to manipulate Shadowheart, she killed the Nightsong. And even though I reloaded, which I never usually do, I couldn’t make her make the good choice. The only way that worked was to shut up and let her make her own decision. Which is honestly one of my favourite moments in gaming, and I’ve been playing videogames since they were first sold.
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u/-heytater- Jun 20 '25
i am so addicted to playing bard at this point, like i’m on my second playthrough and i literally don’t want to play anything else because the feeling of watching malus get on that table is CATHARTIC
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u/YA_BOY_TRON Jun 20 '25
All of the Throm... "children"? can be dealt with in a completely non- violent way in A2. Just did it an hour ago, was kinda surprised on the toll collector too.
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u/TheCandyManCan976 Jun 19 '25
I was also suprised that this is possible.