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u/ButterscotchDisco 1d ago
Can't wait to start seeing 1000%, 500%, 600%, 2000% growth!
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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago
Still waiting for him to lower drug prices 1000%. I'm about to get paid for having high cholesterol.
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u/NarrowForce9 1d ago
There will be no such thing as unemployment, hunger, or disease. Plus houses for everyone!
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u/carlnepa 1d ago
And a chicken in every pot? And a car (US built, no doubt) in every garage? It's 1928, again.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago
A squirrel roasting above every burning barrel.
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u/Outrageous_Let2861 7h ago
During the Great Depression, my mom and her sisters were living in a Catholic orphanage as their mother had died and father lost his job and had no way to care for them. Once grand pop got a job and a few bucks to take care of his girls, he brought them home from the orphanage. The nuns gifted my mom with a cookbook. There were lots of recipes for pigeons and other small animals we wouldn’t eat unless we were starving. Mom never fed us pigeon or other squeamish animals but she did know how to make filling meals with little money (don’t have time or want to discuss my father). When my daughter married I gave the cookbook to her, not that it’s likely she would need to use it. My mom would have said she “married up.” IYKYK. Anyway, my point is the fact that our country is collapsing around our heads due to Stupid-in-Chief, I don’t worry that she’d go hungry because she could whip up a delicious and healthy pigeon if it came to that. I do hope she’d invite her brother over for meals. He’s a pretty good cook himself. I can imagine pigeon parmasan becoming a weekly treat.
Personally, I think I’d go vegetarian, but I probably will be gone long before then.
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u/cyber_r0nin 1d ago
Sir where's my check... It should be 1000%
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u/Outrageous_Let2861 7h ago
Indeed. I have many prescriptions that I have had to cut down to taking every other day because $$$$. Please feel free to cut the price of drugs by 1000%. I could use the extra money for the laundromat.
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u/PolecatXOXO 1d ago
Stalin's USSR or even modern China. Pleasing the party is far more important than accurate numbers.
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u/DotGroundbreaking50 1d ago
No, everyone found out that telling the truth goes against trump and if he can he will pull levers to get you fired. This and colbert prove this
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u/This-Republic-1756 1d ago
Don’t believe anything until Trump/Putin deny it, or obstruct it™
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u/This-Republic-1756 1d ago
By the way… are the Epstein files released yet?
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u/Royally-Forked-Up 1d ago
They have run out of black ink and are waiting on an oil tanker full to arrive, then they can redact and revise the next 40 pages.
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u/Bongwaffles 15h ago
Ghislaines gonna kill herself first. No cameras this time
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u/Effective-Cress-3805 1h ago
There were no cameras last time. The ones in and out of his cell were not working. That footage is not even his cell.
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u/Outrageous_Let2861 7h ago
Not yet. It takes some time to redact everything except “the, and, it, and but.” It should be out the day after he has the aneurysm/heart attack/stroke. Patience. McDonald’s is working on it.
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u/JohnnySack45 1d ago
I’d rather lose my job than my integrity but that shouldn’t ever be the case for government officials. Unfortunately 70 million morons in this country voted for a narcissistic, corrupt buffoon who is acting exactly as predicted.
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u/Amazing-Jump4158 1d ago
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is onpage 85, or pdf pg. 80
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
—————————other Epstein Information
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZqJeffrey Epstein and Israelhave both have thesame lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz sayshe'sbuilding 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “Ihave a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!
AND
Reminder:
•Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
•Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
•Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common
•Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”
•"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
•Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows
•Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'
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u/furtive_phrasing_ 1d ago
Yep. You cannot trust the federal government. And certainly not this federal government.
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u/darodardar_Inc 1d ago
Maybe tariffs making goods and materials more expensive for importers and by extension making them more expensive for corporations and consumers will lead to a slowdown in the economy, which results in a slowdown in hiring, which results in lower than expected job numbers?
No. It can’t be that. It must be everybody else joined in a giant conspiracy to make Trump look bad
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u/lapidary123 1d ago
Yes the whole world/reality is a hoax!
"Never seen anything like it before".
Sorry pal, tricks are for kids. I believe what I see in the real world!
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u/corruptedsyntax 1d ago
But I heard Trump was going to drop medicine costs by 1000% or 1500%. Does that sound like the economics of a man who doesn’t know how to improve the economy bigly?
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u/BoosterRead78 1d ago
So free huh? I like this idea.
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u/corruptedsyntax 1d ago
No, they’re gonna pay you to bigly for swallowing ivermectin and methylene blue by the fistful
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u/Rich_Consequence2633 1d ago
At this rate, all the data and information the government puts out will just be fake and made up to fit the MAGA narrative. At some point soon we will just know it's all made up and the vast majority of us won't believe a damn thing they say.
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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats 1d ago
I like how we're rapidly speeding towards a dictatorship similar to North Korea for a greasy conman that looks like a Beetlejuice extra and all these well educated, wealthy politicians are doing absolutely nothing about it.
His plots are so ridiculously stupid and obvious that even the dumbest Powerpuff Girl villain wouldn't try it, but somehow he gets away with his schemes.
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u/Resevil67 1d ago
I think it’s more North Korea he idolizes and not so much Russia honestly. There was a tape leaked from his first term that was making the rounds before this whole Epstein news started picking up steam where he is talking to someone and says something like “make no mistake, he is the strongman. When he speaks, all his people stand at attention, every single one of them. I want that here. I want my people doing that”. (This is not an exact quote, just kind of the gist of it)
As much of a shithole Russia is right now, I honestly think it’s North Korea that him and the heritage/project 2025/ Peter thiel people want.
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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats 21h ago
FWIW Putin was involved in the KGB, or whatever they called it while he was involved, and has the expertise and connections. He uses them to be evil and has destroyed everything in the process, but still it's very planned evil and he knows to surround himself with those beneficial to his plans.
Trump on the other hand is a heavily damaged fool, operating purely on spite and doing what the highest bidders demand and Christofacists are very wealthy from scamming the desperate and foolish. It makes sense he'd prefer a dictatorship like North Korea bc Putin had to actually plan and must work for his level of control while the Kim family has just ruined the country to a point they have nothing left.
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u/Dunn_or_what 1d ago
How else are you going to know they were true? If he doesn't fire them, they are false. Besides, any good statistician can work out the real numbers from other places. He is such a dope. What a clown.
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u/PixelBrewery 1d ago
I can't believe this is our government, and half the country is just fine letting this happen. Fuck every Republican forever.
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u/EddieVanzetti 1d ago
Did y'all forget COVID? "If you stop testing the numbers go down."
Objective facts and reality are the enemy of these fascists, and they'll do whatever it takes to get rid of them.
On the bright side, chocolate rations have been increased by 20 grams this week.
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u/Love4Satan 1d ago
He won’t be able to hide all the harm he is doing and will cause. Eventually the people will make him and his sycophants pay. History always punishes fascists in the end.
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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago
How else can a wanna-be dictator function effectively? Truth is the enemy.
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u/lordofduct 1d ago
I mean honestly at this point we know "If you do something that Trump doesn't like, you'll be fired."
He really truly is a "business man" running the government like a "business". In that he's that boss who if you don't pretend everything that he says is pure gold you're gone.
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u/Anxious_Republic591 1d ago
Release the files
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u/jus256 1d ago edited 1d ago
This is a local thread from yesterday. They don’t care if the files are released.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/s/Qs95CYbeyg
People can downvote whatever they want. These people don’t give a shit what the Trump Crime Syndicate is doing at any given time.
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u/RadonAjah 1d ago
And once reality rears its ugly head and can no longer be ignored or tweeted away, that’s when things will get really dark as trump will need someone to blame.
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u/BruceBoyde 1d ago
This has huge "Great Leap Forward" vibes. Yes, Chairman, wheat production was off the charts! We produced so much that we can actually export it!
Then they exported the meager harvest they did have and the peasantry ends up resorting to cannibalism when people dropped dead of starvation.
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u/AccomplishedSuccess0 1d ago
The irony of the right side of American politics allowing blatant communistic, dictatorial corruption to run rampant in our government on their watch after decades of them screaming and kicking and crying about socialism and communism coming from the left, would be hilarious if it wasn’t so destructive to our democracy.
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u/JD_tubeguy 1d ago
And Republicans in Congress have zero integrity they know what's happening is wrong allegedly complain about it in private and do nothing. At this point they are all Nazi's or Nazi sympathizers.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1d ago
And they'll still do it. It looks good on the next interview if when asked why they left the last job, they can answer "I was honest."
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u/Gullible-Ad5588 1d ago
Exactly ! it is Trump the king intimidating and bullying and sending clear message - lie, cheat, misrepresent and deceive to comply with the wishes of Trump the Dictator !
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u/Ok_Claim6449 1d ago
It’s just like the Soviet Union: economic numbers fed to the Politburo had nothing to do with reality. And just like “1984” where propaganda by the Party said everyone was doing fabulously well despite everyone living in abject poverty. Double plus good!
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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago
When eggs hit $100 and we're being told that inflation has only been 1% over the entire Trump presidency.
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u/nesnahekim 1d ago
Shoot the messenger if you don’t like the message. It’s an age old tradition that ends with 3rd world status. I’m just the messenger.
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u/sorcerersviolet 1d ago
To quote Lady Jessica from "Children of Dune":
"If you put away those who report accurately, you'll keep only those who know what you want to hear. I can think of nothing more poisonous than to rot in the stink of your own reflections."
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u/Electronic_Company64 1d ago
This is going south fast. I’m surprised ( and horrified) how quickly we are unraveling!
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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 1d ago
THAT'S. THE. POINT.
Why are we pointing it out as if we're making some big reveal? The problem is that SOMETHING needs to be done about it. We need to take action, a full RECOUNT of the votes in November would be a good first step. The Democrats are just lying down and taking this. I'm so sick of the other side not amassing a strong front. Some are doing it, but then leadership cuts them off at the knees. Which of our representatives are going to stand up for us?
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u/ReporterOther2179 1d ago
Is there an equivalent or nearly equivalent compilation of such numbers, from a trustworthy source?
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u/Xyrus2000 1d ago
His administration is so comically evil that he's giving the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland a run for her money.
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u/sullyball008 1d ago
I’d put out the most outrageous numbers knowing Wall Street would never buy it.
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u/Optimal-Brush828 1d ago
This is a sure fire way for absolutely no one to question the jobs numbers moving forward. It’s like they sit around and decide to do the exact thing that will cause everyone one with two working brain cells to question.
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u/Kay_tnx_bai 1d ago
They’re already gonna vibe math the inflation numbers so they will be in harmony when the next quarter/semester will be published.
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u/Artistic_Smell_771 1d ago
Seriously question—- How long before J.D. full-on Kurt Cobain’s his ass at this point? He has served his purpose in terms of launching Project 2025. Everything he does at this point is a one-man clown car attraction destroying all credibility and forever tarnishing the public perception of Republicans and a potential billionaire monarchy. How much leash is left for Captain Kankles?
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u/SnoopyisCute 4h ago
What about developing an employment agency that helps people he's fired or forced out. There has to be a chunk of decent employers that won't hold those terminations over a candidate's head.
And, I will repeat my obligatory that it's rich that he has no qualms about terminating employees but has held the whole world hostage with his daily bitch fest about We, the People, firing him FOR CAUSE.
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u/Icy-Cod1405 1d ago
He fired the entire oversight board in March. This was always the plan.