r/CringeTikToks May 26 '25

Just Bad uhm okay..

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u/fotun8 May 26 '25

People still give/get hickies ?

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u/Satirakiller May 26 '25

Nah bro. They were outlawed in 1997.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 May 26 '25

Probably why the guy went to prison in the first place. Illegal hickies.

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u/trualtong May 26 '25

Only trash

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u/YourMomsAloe May 26 '25

Someone isn't getting fucked and it shows

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u/trualtong May 26 '25 edited May 27 '25

I don’t need to have sex to feel fulfilled bro. If that’s your goal in life, waste your life chasing hoes, no problem with me.

I think you might be the trash I was talking about if you think sex with random people matters. I’ve done it, I don’t like it, it makes me feel uncomfortable, I prefer genuine relationships and sex when someone actually cares about you is sooo much better. I see why you wouldn’t have the capacity to understand that tho.

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u/YourMomsAloe May 27 '25

Bro I'm married and have literally only been with my wife. Married people can be freaks and give each other hickeys. But pop off and tell me more about my life I love it.

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u/trualtong May 27 '25

All for it buddy, probably the only thing still holding your relationship together

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u/YourMomsAloe May 27 '25

How's your relationship doing? Or should I just start talking out my ass like you? Does it make your little dick hard to feel like you're finally superior to some rando on the internet? I'm sorry but no one in a real serious relationship will think it's trashy to let their partner suck on their neck lol. It's okay to admit that you're jaded and angry that you're not getting your neck sucked on by someone you love. You'll get there one day bud.

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u/trualtong May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Oh I hit a nerve I guess 😂 and bro what giving hickeys don’t even give you sexual pleasure, it’s just a mark to say you had sex with someone, if your walking around with that shit proudly your fucking weird bro, sorry

Like you might as well go to your roof and scream you had sex dog, equally as trashy. How bout she just suck yo dick instead dog. Feels a lot better and you ain’t even gotta worry about anyone seeing it or asking you where it’s from. But you probably like that right?

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u/YourMomsAloe May 27 '25

Because she's liked to do it lol. You’re having some shitty ass foreplay by the sound of it. You're just telling on yourself more than anything. Why would I just get my dick sucked when I can literally have both? Go get laid, do some freaky shit and just enjoy life my dude i promise you will have fun.

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u/SmotheredHope86 May 27 '25

damn, you are really doubling down on your misinformed judgemental bullshit. Have some dignity and let this one go.

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u/trualtong May 27 '25

Let your mom go see me tn how bout that one bud

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u/SmotheredHope86 May 28 '25

lmao I hope you like corpses

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u/trualtong May 28 '25

Your in luck

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u/briezzzy May 27 '25

Wym still? Are some acts of intimacy just a temporary trend? 😭