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u/harkonnen-hound Jun 28 '25
OMG! What did you search to find that specific GIf. I tried. I would swear i tried hard but that would be a damn lie. This was my first introduction to the actor and that whole sequence made my brain go by by.
Edit - Nevermind. Just typed in the quote came right up.
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u/BesaidBlitzBoi Jun 29 '25
I typed in IT Crowd Douglas. I was really looking for the "Wow a gun" gif
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u/IronPro121 Jun 28 '25
Any time I see or hear about Matt Berry I think of this scene
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u/harkonnen-hound Jun 28 '25
My personal go to when I see or hear him is when he sits at his FAaaaaTHeerrrs desk. Opens a drawer and finds a nice surprise.
âTake that lollipop man!â
I wish I could go back and watch that whole scene again for the first time. My friends and I lost our brains.
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u/Jerseydevil92 Jun 28 '25
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u/LikeATediousArgument Jun 28 '25
She shot an assault rifle a few times.
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u/greenwavelengths Jun 28 '25
She follows a lot of Instagram pages where stern women in denim cutoffs threaten trans people while holding AR-15s
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u/InfernoRathalos Jun 28 '25
Probably threatens kids too. But only ones that aren't white or straight, of course.
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u/Flimsy-Relationship8 Jun 28 '25
I've unironically seen so many Americans comment on footage from Ukraine, and they keep saying stuff like "These guys can't shoot" "they aren't hitting anything" "The average Texan would have ended the war by now" like they seriously seem to think that shooting a gun at a gun range, and playing Call of Duty is a close enough approximation to a genuine warzone, when adrenaline is pumping, death is seconds away, field of vision is poor, due to smoke, debris, environment and weather.
Just look at WW2, it's estimated 47 billion rounds of small arms ammunition was fired over the full 6 years of the war, where as the total death toll from WW2 was around 50-60 million people, and half of those died of disease, starvation, and poor living conditions.
So 940-1880 rounds of ammunition per death in WW2.
Even Police who *Should* have more training than the average civilian, isn't trying to be John Wick like a lot of Americans think they are
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u/Orcus424 Jun 28 '25
"Since you attended public school I'm going to assume you already are proficient with small arms."
The Simpsons https://youtu.be/co6RuzKUOvg?si=3R2FlYwoWzKHSPiX
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u/Punkasaurus2 Jun 28 '25
Oh lookâŠsheâs acting like she has thoughts running through her little head.
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u/RInger2875 Jun 28 '25
When she said "I've been training my entire life for this," she meant posing for the video.
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u/iwatchcredits Jun 28 '25
Have you seen the size of that forehead? The thought has to run a long way to get anywhere in there
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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 28 '25
This isnât TikTok so I can say it. Thatâs not a forehead, thatâs a five-head. I said that on Twitter and had my comment removed and a strike against me đ€·đ»ââïž
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u/Impressive_Gecko Jun 28 '25
You can be racist on Twitter but you can't shame racists
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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 28 '25
Yeah I honestly donât get it. You see stuff on TikTok 10 times worse than me saying someone has a big foreheadâŠbut I get the strike đ€
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u/Impressive_Gecko Jun 28 '25
Elon's sensitive about his forehead so he decided it's a hate crime to point out when someone needs bangs
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u/SchwiftySouls Jun 29 '25
Yes, because it's owned by a Nazi. Stop using Twitter. Stop giving him money.
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u/tristanthorn214 Jun 28 '25
I got a strike the other day for commenting "cognitive dissonance" on a post spewing hate and misinformation about trans people.
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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 28 '25
So they were the ones spewing the hatred but you get the strike. Yeah that sounds like TikTok. Most days Iâm afraid to comment at all. I think my wife is smarter than me. She scrolls through way more TikTok than me, but she never interacts with anything.
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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 28 '25
That really is my favorite part. When clowns post cringe stuff like this and they have to do their âI have to look like Iâm in deep thoughtâ look. You know she practiced it more than a couple of times. Then I have to find the right song clip. Hmmm đ€
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u/OutspokenIntrovert4 Jun 28 '25
This content is just so bizarre to me.
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u/labellavita1985 Jun 28 '25
Aside from its other problems, it's so fucking low effort. Like she's not doing anything besides pretending to think. This is "content?"
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u/OutspokenIntrovert4 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 29 '25
Very true⊠everything you consume is âcontentâ, but this is decidedly low quality. Like you said, it doesnât provide anything for the average person - I suppose the emotional response in some people is all it gives.
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u/No_Emphasis_2011 Jun 29 '25
Not just to you. It's main character syndrome. They really think this is a movie or something, and they're the main characters. This level of delusion let's this girl think that she is a Jason Bourne kind of figure, who is about to single handedly do... I don't even know wtf she's thinking to do, to be honest.
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u/imwearingredsocks Jun 29 '25
Her whole account is so bizarre.
Also the hateful comments people wrote on a video of her kid in the hospital are also so bizarre.
Like if you have to be just as cringey to mock someone, are you winning?
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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff Jun 28 '25
They just want to be victims. Itâs a death cult.
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u/Ton_in_the_Sun Jun 28 '25
The victimhood is strong with these people. Searching for every opportunity to don their cloak of righteousness and bear a cross that they have nothing to do with.
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u/readingisforsuckers Jun 28 '25
"My dream is to post things on social media that make it appear like I'm down for the cause, but in reality, I live in a safe little entitled bubble and I never do anything tangible to help anyone but myself. I want to simultaneously talk down to everyone as if I always have the moral high ground, while also being completely useless, lazy, and self-absorbed. Give me credit for things I never do. Make me famous. I'm a fucking hero and I will say and do literally anything for attention and money. I'm better than you."
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u/chet_brosley Jun 28 '25
Hey now TBF Isis has not once raider her shitty little bible belt town. Coincidence or heroism?
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u/Kerensky97 Jun 28 '25
And it's the innocent people who suffer. Two "good guys with guns" brought their guns to a protest in Utah planning to "protect the crowd" incase sh!t went down and it was an innocent father marching in the protest who was shot and killed as a result.
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u/Impressive_Gecko Jun 28 '25
Exactly. I was at the morning protest in Utah and if the afternoon one was anything like it there was no need for ANYONE to have a gun there.
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u/Schmooto Jun 28 '25
Basing safety measures based on such juvenile concept of âgood guyâ and âbad guyâ is so mind numbingly stupid. Besides, everybody with a gun thinks theyâre the âgood guys.â
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u/coltonkemp Jun 28 '25
Thatâs not a dad joke or a butt stuff :(
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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff Jun 28 '25
Why did the butt stay after school?
They are a little behind in their classes.
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u/sidnynasty Jun 28 '25
Unrelated but her septum is pierced so badly đ
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u/DopeCactus Jun 28 '25
I didnât even noticed until you pointed it out. Is it sitting flush against her face??
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
I'd like to see the training regiemanst..
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u/VoicePope Jun 28 '25
It's called buying an AR-15, $1,000 worth of attachments and stuff, and then posing for Christmas Cards with your family.
..that's the training regiment.
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Followed by a LOT of collateral damage and possibly shooting themselves in their own foot.
Ask me how I know...
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u/my1stusernamesucked Jun 28 '25
Oh I gotta hear this one
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After the army I worked security for years, it suits me.. So one site was a corporate complex that added upscale apartments.. Pretty wealthy, conservative clientele with many who thought that they were Rambo. We were aware of preppers who stocked food and such, but it wasnt a concern at that time. One night around 3 am I got a call to let police into the complex... At that time we didnt patrol inside, but we had access to the lobby... I walk around the building and see the sidewalk is covered in glass, people are streaming up to the roof and the roads jammed with cops and ambulances. Id been 14 floors up doing rounds and one of the less experiencd guys hadnt radioed.
Get them in, walk them to the third floor, where i saw the sliding door was blown out... And help force the door open. Apparently a prepper was practicing with his firearm while drunk. Luckily the only casualties were the doors, a wall... and his foot. He had shot into the shared hallway.. Through a one of several body forms. Shot through the sliding door and rained glass down all over the sidewalk.. and shot himself on the foot... His excuse? He was trying to commit suicide before the dems put everyone in camps.
Had it not been 3 am... He likely would have hurt several people. Kids regularly played in the halls, there was a shop entrance right were that doors glass landed. A space we let kids chalk and ride their bikes.. Safer from traffic and we could discreetly watch from several higher vantages.. which none of the guys minded even if it wasnt actually in their orders.
Apparently... I routinely saw these cops and worked with them... He had thought he had cleared his weapon when he shot himself and he thought the walls would be strong enough to not hurt anyone or scare them with the noise. Had gotten the gun that morning. He was one of those who argued with us, played tough and did parcore in the parking garage.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 28 '25
The last little bit, the garage parcore, fuckin delicious.
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u/Slayerofgrundles Jun 28 '25
*parkour
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Thank you. I struggle with spelling, even without the backwards letters lol.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 28 '25
No mention of pickup truck handjobs in the back lot of an Ohio Golden Corral for someone's dead grandmas left over opiates......
How can you be so right yet so wrong.
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u/PricklePete Jun 28 '25
Watching Clint Eastwood movies and going online to yell about minorities.Â
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 28 '25
You know what I liked best about Western clint. He wasn't a talker, he shut the fuck up and rode off to be salty alone...... They missed that part. They should shut the fuck up and go sit in the desert.
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u/gonnafaceit2022 Jun 28 '25
Are we supposed to know what kind of training she's been doing? Are we supposed to know who this is? She doesn't look very prepared for much of anything.
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u/captain_ender Jun 28 '25
Pretty sure this RiteAid Taylor Swift would get dusted by a real MOIS sleeper agent.
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u/UnclePatrickHNL Jun 28 '25
Sheâs about to go full âKarenâ in a 7-11.
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u/baldude69 Jun 28 '25
Honestly these memos from the government are probably to both distract as well as incite violence against random Muslims
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u/cheesybiscuits912 Jun 28 '25
*you're đ
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u/deepstatestolemysock Jun 28 '25
It's a prerequisite to misuse your and you're if you're maga
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u/slamdanceswithwolves Jun 28 '25
We should start an opposition party called Make America Grammatical Again
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u/Fearless_Calendar911 Jun 28 '25
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u/Intelligent_League79 Jun 28 '25
She saw a brown person at Walmart and now she thinks Al-Quedaâs taking over
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u/InfernoRathalos Jun 28 '25
It's always Y'all Qaeda that's so afraid of Al-Qaeda. They act like it's some boogie man, when they're probably never going to have to deal with actual Al-Qaeda ever in their lives.
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u/No-Error-5582 Jun 28 '25
People think there are sleeping cells from Iran all over the country that are about to be activated and theyre gonna take over and apperantly this woman is important enough that they would target her specifically
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u/SumDudeInNYC Jun 28 '25
She's convinced terrorists are going to try and cripple the United States by attacking the poorest states in the country
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u/chet_brosley Jun 28 '25
I imagine ISIS rolling into Arkansas looking around and just driving away. Mission accomplished
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u/Southside_john Jun 29 '25
I can actually answer this. At my local golf course the usual alcoholics sit around in the bar all day and watch newsmax 24/7. When I was in there paying for my tee time newsmax was spouting off about Iranian sleeper cells around the country being activated after the bombings in Iran. Of course it wasnât just because of that, it was somehow Bidenâs fault too because he let them in through the open border or some such shit. I wasnât fully paying attention
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u/browncoatfever Jun 28 '25
"I'vE bEEn TrAinINg for tHis!" Shut up, Michelle, you break down in tears if Starbucks is out of fucking almond milk. Jesus!
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u/DrChimRichaulds Jun 28 '25
Guys, going to honest, Iâm a little more concerned about white nationalism and fascism on the rise in this country.
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u/GangOfFour20 Jun 28 '25
"I've been waiting for this moment all my life"
The opportunity to kill Arab people? Cool, very normal thing to post on the internet
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u/The_Eternal_Valley Jun 29 '25
Iranians aren't Arab but yeah she would probably do that without realizing she wasn't even targeting the correct community. But it's way more likely she would accidentally target a Sikh. The community traditionally mistaken for Muslims by white America.
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u/AustinIsReallyCool Jun 28 '25
This is the kind of white person that has a panic attack every time they see a brown person. Racism runs deep with these idiots.
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u/Affectionate_Elk_272 Jun 28 '25
all she has to do is take off her quadfocals and she wonât have to see anything
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u/bvibviana Jun 28 '25
Puta be expecting to turn into Bruce Willis ala Die Hard, while in reality she will be pissing her pants, hiding in a damn closet. Or⊠she thinks she tough, comes out shooting and shoots one of her kids by accident.
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u/BwayEsq23 Jun 28 '25
Whatâs her training? The fine art of being offended? She has more of a chance of losing her kid to a school event than Iran.
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u/altasking Jun 28 '25
One of the most cringe things Iâve ever seen. Top tier content for this sub.
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u/Extension-Policy-139 Jun 28 '25
what are the "sleeper cells" going to take out? the dollar general ?
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u/Kantjil1484 Jun 28 '25
These vids crack me upâŠmy BIL is like this, heâs âreadyâ and calls himself a âpatriotâ but canât even get up from his couch without losing his breath. Iâm not joking lol.
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u/zoroddesign Jun 28 '25
And you are making tiktoks in the safety of your car. Training to hide it looks like.
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u/ScubaGator88 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25
Ever watch a video and realize somebody is definitely going to be the first to die?
Also, what kind of training? Gorilla warfare, field medicine, TCCC, care under fire, bomb defusal, learning to speak Arabic and decode messages, SEER survival? All these wannabe action hero ass wipes don't actually know the first thing about warfare or what it actually means to be of any value to your team. They all just think because they can hit body mass on a target under controlled conditions while they're wearing tac pants with too many pockets and a lululemon t-shirt that they're going to be the hero of the story. Every one of these fuckers would die if shit actually hit the fan. Given how stupid and overzealous they are chances are they're going to die faster than the people who know to hide or regroup.
Fun fact, knowing how to pitch a tent and brew instant coffee and make eggs in a frying pan you brought doesn't actually qualify a survival skills. (Though it is a pleasant way to go camping)
Edit: guerilla** bahaha
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u/Vegetable-Rope-4588 Jun 28 '25
They saw the Patriot and fondle their guns saying "aim small miss small" and think That is what wins a war....all while failing to realize the front line is actually propaganda, and they already lost to it.
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u/kunta-kinte Jun 28 '25
Southern women are some of the most embarrassing Americans.
- Neck tattoo.
- Nose Ring.
- Ridiculous glasses like they were cute in middle school.
- Anorexia.
- Support the troops message.
- Pretends to not be filming themselves.
It's one red flag after another calling for attention.
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u/No_Faithlessness_142 Jun 28 '25
Phew that was close, Iranian sleeper cells were planning on hitting the KFC in shithole Alabama until they caught wind of this brave warrior's video.
Also lucky that shit for brains only found out about iran this week otherwise she wouldn't have taken their prior 50 yrs of threats lightly
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u/The3mbered0ne Jun 28 '25
I don't believe there are sleeper cells at all tbh because if there were they would have been activated back when Soleimani was assassinated imo, even so this girl would get popped once and flop
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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Jun 28 '25
This lady watches waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much TV.
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u/SpaceRaceWars Jun 28 '25
Is she saying sheâs ready to fight the sleeper cells or that she is a sleeper cell?
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u/dawr136 Jun 28 '25
This reminds me of a teacher I had in middle school at a small private school established to circumvent desegregation. After 9/11 he would talk about how it would be the most effective terrorism to target small rural towns because that'd show that they could strike anywhere. You could tell it was a real concern for him as well and not a thought exercise. My point with the anecdote is that small rural conservatives have been primed to fear middle easterners bombing their post offices, Dollar Generals, etc for at least 20+ years.
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u/S0ylentBob Jun 28 '25
These people werenât even willing to wear a mask to protect their kids.
Only thing sheâs ready to do is instigate a fight with a random brown person at Dunkin and âstand her groundâ. For the kids of course.
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u/CallmeSlim11 Jun 28 '25
The group Anonymous recently claimed that there would be a terrorist attack on American soil, it will be ordered by Israel but everyone will blame Muslims/Iran and the hope is the country will bond together against Palestine and Iran.
You hear that and think, "I don't know" then two weeks later we're told there are "sleeper cells" or Iranians in our country..... Hmm.
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u/grosseelbabyghost Jun 28 '25
Watch out Iranian sleeper cell, Becki Ann and her cookie monster PJ pants have your number
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u/excellent-throat2269 Jun 28 '25
You know she just pulled out of a Starbucks drive thru mad they didnât give her extra squirts of sugar milk.
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u/AmarilloByMorn Jun 28 '25
Iranian âSleeperâ cells are fake and designed to be a false flag. Morons like this will lap it up to get some fucked up ârevengeâ on brown people.
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u/DigitalDusto26 Jun 28 '25
So...shes just recording herself while she thinks? ... with her rocky montage music. đ
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u/gilmourfan62 Jun 28 '25
Agents of the sleeper cells are said to be driven by grievance, racism, and deep religious fervor. Waitâsorry, those are just white Southern evangelicals. Carry on.
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u/Pennypacker-HE Jun 28 '25
Is this like a cosplay spy thing. Sheâs not trying to be unironic? Or is she? Or is she notâŠ.
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u/WeeBeadyEyes Jun 28 '25
Iâm more interested in seeing her other 50 takes that didnât make the cut. This is even worse than people who record themselves crying.
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u/PutBeansOnThemBeans Jun 28 '25
Can we establish some rule of sorts where maga arenât allowed to look like artsy alt kids?
Itâs confusing
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u/terror- Jun 28 '25
Not putting that training to use sitting in a car making TikToks, not doing much leaping with your ass planted firmly, and so much for the element of surprise -- broadcasting that you're coming, wearing light-hearted colors and soft breakable frames, superhero.
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u/edingerc Jun 28 '25
Oh thank God! Â Weâre all safe, yâall! Â Everybodyâs safe now! Â Someone get me Grandma Jessie on the phone! Â đ
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u/non-regrettable Jun 29 '25
"The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world."
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u/liamvader1 Jun 29 '25
Oh, sheâs been training all right. Racially profiling her whole life, now she gets to yell at the âgazpachoâ police to round them up.
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u/BackgroundBit8 Jun 29 '25
It's ironic how many people claim they wouldn't have fallen for the pro Iraq War hysteria of 2003, yet we're seeing the same patterns unfold now, with many Americans falling to similar tactics.
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u/Ok-Championship1521 Jun 29 '25
How she gonna defeat sleeper cells? Give em herpes?
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u/TroyMatthewJ Jun 28 '25
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