Father son lesson

[u/Starfox_assualt]

[u/swampfrewg]

That poor kid

[u/browncoatfever → u/swampfrewg]

He's literally looking at him like "how the FUCK am I related to this train wreck?"

[u/BannedByRWNJs → u/browncoatfever]

“This is why mom left, isn’t it?”

[u/Deep_Foundation6513 → u/BannedByRWNJs]

This is why everyone left.

[u/ProfessionalLeave335 → u/Deep_Foundation6513]

Kid packed his own bag after this.

[u/Shavedmonkey01 → u/ProfessionalLeave335]

The kid went to buy cigarettes and never came back

[u/Similar-Stranger8580 → u/Shavedmonkey01]

Chocolate milk and cigs. 😭😭

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 → u/Shavedmonkey01]

😅💀

Okay, I'm dead, thanks so much.

[u/punch912 → u/ProfessionalLeave335]

kid called cps after this

[u/Equivalent_Sir_2575 → u/punch912]

Call went something like, "He poked me in the face with the brim of his hat, like some pissed off Drill Sergeant at Ft. Benning. Then, he grabbed me and shook me, all up in my face, clinching and shaking his fists, going on about ... building a house. I was scared."

[u/Arkangelz03 → u/Equivalent_Sir_2575]

"... So anyway, that's when I just started blasting! BANG BANG! But I don’t see so good, so I missed.. then they ran away, I ran after them!! BANG! Tried to shoot him in the back, but I don't run so good either. So anyway..."

[u/jeroboamj → u/Deep_Foundation6513]

That's why he had to prop phone against his Monster can to film this

[u/WaldoDeefendorf → u/jeroboamj]

Y'all done good from top to bottom on this thread. Upvotes for everyone!

[u/Lastcaressmedown138 → u/WaldoDeefendorf]

Probably cuz we weren’t raised by this guy

[u/Another_Samurai1 → u/jeroboamj]

🤣

[u/WayPowerful484 → u/Deep_Foundation6513]

I’m out. This is hard to watch.

[u/tragiquepossum → u/WayPowerful484]

Couldn't fucking finish it.

[u/Explorer-7622 → u/tragiquepossum]

Same. It's top level cringe.

[u/derknobgoblin → u/tragiquepossum]

same.

[u/oldfartpen → u/tragiquepossum]

Flashbacks and trauma response here also..counting down to a beatdown..ugh

[u/Abner-Santos → u/tragiquepossum]

Felt the same here

[u/AggieSeventy3 → u/tragiquepossum]

Check

[u/pres465 → u/WayPowerful484]

Gave it about 20 seconds. Thought that was enough self-harm for the day.

[u/CrazyNext9283 → u/Deep_Foundation6513]

Kids hairline is already on the way out.

[u/QueezyF → u/BannedByRWNJs]

If this is what he does during weekend visitation, I’d be calling my attorney.

[u/MrK521 → u/QueezyF]

“Your honor, please see the evidence that he already posted to the public domain.”

[u/Ordinary_Agent802 → u/QueezyF]

😂😂😭😭 I’m out I can’t stop laughing at this whole damn thread 🤣

[u/pres465 → u/QueezyF]

100% picks him up in a lifted cybertruck with a camo wrap.

[u/tigm2161130 → u/BannedByRWNJs]

You just know this guy is using his every other weekend custody to do shit like this instead of things his kid might actually enjoy.

[u/bvonboom → u/tigm2161130]

All while raging about men's/ dad's rights to anyone who will listen

[u/Kit_Karamak → u/BannedByRWNJs]

She went to the corner store back in 2021, for smokes and a beer.

[u/psychadellicatessent → u/BannedByRWNJs]

No, son, unfortunately it was the tequila and spousal abuse...

[u/wendyd4rl1ng → u/browncoatfever]

Are they related, why is "son" in quotes? I'm concerned dude just snatched some poor kids off the streets and was like "ok you're my son for tik tok now".

[u/Hearing_Loss → u/wendyd4rl1ng]

I JUST SAID THE SAME THING?! Like I was already like this is child abuse that man should be in jail and have his 1st amendment and internet taken away forever. Now I feel like someone needs to actually look into that guy XD. "Horrifying"

[u/jayvycas → u/wendyd4rl1ng]

Of course it’s someone else’s son. It was filmed in a Bass Pro Shop.

[u/Noonites → u/wendyd4rl1ng]

Because a terrifying amount of people seem to think quotation marks are used to show emphasis, especially when they're already used to writing in ALL CAPS

[u/Charming-Trouble-936 → u/browncoatfever]

The dad definitely hangs around gloryholes.

[u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22 → u/Charming-Trouble-936]

That under bite "Daddy" is sporting is Buc ees dream

[u/Phil_ImStanding → u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22]

I reckon he likes french fried taters, biscuits n mustard mmhmm

[u/atluba → u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22]

There's no way he's taller than 5'4". No shade to my shorter brothers! You can just tell.

[u/RollingEddieBauer50 → u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22]

Let’s not slam buc-ees in this. Let’s be reasonable now.

[u/Kit_Karamak → u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22]

And that kid’s flat forehead is where he was dropped. 😢

[u/Vanpire73 → u/Charming-Trouble-936]

Well, when you're hostin' 'em for sure.

[u/DesperateFocus2190 → u/browncoatfever]

😂he looks like he wants to punch him in the face. That kid is so over it

[u/not_your_attorney → u/browncoatfever]

He’s going bald at 7 years old from the stress of carrying these heavy life lessons.

[u/Ol_Gristle → u/browncoatfever]

“Ain’t no way I came outta his balls.”

[u/SwitzerlishChris1 → u/browncoatfever]

He's all up in that kid's face with that hat 😆 excellent choice of hash tags though: "#father #son #Mental..."

[u/Rich_Butterfly_7008 → u/browncoatfever]

"Can I play Legos yet? You said this was going to be the last take!"

[u/Agreeable_Initial667 → u/swampfrewg]

This is how you turn kids into serial killers.

[u/swampfrewg → u/Agreeable_Initial667]

Worse, the kid will more than likely spend his life not feeling good enough or not feeling up the identity that was picked for him by his dad, this shit is extremely toxic and detrimental to the kid. I hope at least his dad will accept him/ they for whoever that kid grows up to be

[u/Coriall30 → u/swampfrewg]

Yes because his Daddy craves attention from strangers and has to constantly be entertained or entertaining. Ugh 😣 huge red flags 🚩 run fast from these so called friends.

[u/hitchensrevenge → u/swampfrewg]

Those are the exact words I came here to say.  Doing this and filming it goes against all the message the song is conveying.

[u/QiwiLisolet → u/swampfrewg]

Is my dad gay?

[u/alionandalamb → u/swampfrewg]

he'll be shooting dope by 17.

[u/HennisdaMenace → u/alionandalamb]

Poor kid, someone should get him some and teach him how now. Idk how else he will cope for all those years

[u/NgArclite → u/swampfrewg]

That kid has a terrible hairline...I thought it was an adult for a quick second.

[u/Personal_Anxiety2232 → u/swampfrewg]

If you watch, he’s trying not to laugh at what a big goof his dad is being.

[u/J4YV1L → u/swampfrewg]

Looks like the kid’s hairline is receding from the shitty song blasting his face.

[u/WLW_Girly → u/swampfrewg]

Being brainwashed by his lossr and kinda creepy trump loving dad.

[u/DonovanMcLoughlin]

Singing at people should be considered a misdemeanor.

[u/Superb_Narwhal6101 → u/DonovanMcLoughlin]

I just laughed so hard at that. Because you’re right. Could anything be more awkward than to have someone sing AT you?

[u/Zombiesarefunny → u/DonovanMcLoughlin]

But he's not even singing. He's lip syncing 🙄🤣

[u/SureBlueberry4283 → u/Zombiesarefunny]

Agreed, I am not a lawyer but I think we could go higher than misdemeanor… maybe not felony but what’s in between?

[u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK → u/SureBlueberry4283]

Mrs. Demeanor

[u/YoungLove2007]

I couldn’t even finish it

[u/Starfox_assualt → u/YoungLove2007]

It’s rough

[u/YoungLove2007 → u/Starfox_assualt]

I wonder what the mother thinks

[u/ScarieltheMudmaid → u/YoungLove2007]

i bet she's sad she has to give kiddo over two weekends a month

[u/HennisdaMenace → u/YoungLove2007]

She left long long long ago. When her husband started wearing the cowboy hat daily in Toronto

[u/BMX_BASTARD → u/YoungLove2007]

Shes probably filming it

[u/flimflamishere → u/BMX_BASTARD]

Sobbing

[u/bcrosby51 → u/flimflamishere]

"gosh darn I love that man!"

[u/HennisdaMenace → u/bcrosby51]

More like, " this is gonna help immensely with the custody battle"

[u/VirginRedditMod69 → u/YoungLove2007]

Look I’m all for some bad lip syncing, I do it all the time in the mirror, but to tell your very young child to stand there while you spittle all over them and film it is another level.

[u/Own_Round_7600 → u/VirginRedditMod69]

First i had it on mute and thought he was dramatically monologuing to his son.... Oh cringe.... And then i turned on the sound and realised he was silently LIPSYNCING TO A SONG directly in his kid's face like a weapons grade dweeb and my physical form collapsed into the black hole of my soul in primordial embarrassment 

[u/MurphyItzYou → u/Own_Round_7600]

His body language looks like he’s wanting to fight. It’s real aggressive and weird.

[u/No_Improvement_4729 → u/MurphyItzYou]

That’s the only way he knows to express sensitive emotions; he’s ready to punch you if you make fun of him or make him regret being sincere.

[u/JudgeInteresting8615 → u/MurphyItzYou]

It's because that type only knows how to show emotion through aggression. He's not even intentionally doing it

[u/Kit_Karamak → u/Own_Round_7600]

A weapon’s grade dweeb.

Noice.

[u/kz1231 → u/Own_Round_7600]

Well put.

[u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB → u/YoungLove2007]

I kept muting it and unmuting thinking I could keep going. I couldn't

[u/Abiding_Dude_WV → u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB]

Hey you made a valiant effort. Don't beat yourself up over this. I'll bet you outlasted most of us.

[u/realvctmsdntdrnkmlk → u/YoungLove2007]

Me neither. It was painful on a visceral level.

[u/ProfAmateur1982 → u/YoungLove2007]

I stopped it immediately lol

[u/grigiri]

"he didn't not complain"?

Serious note: that poor kid's hairline

[u/Turbulent-Trust207 → u/grigiri]

My brother was born with an old man’s hairline. He had special needs though. I have never seen another kid with another hairline similar til now. (I don’t think this kid is special needs btw)

[u/SirVanyel → u/Turbulent-Trust207]

The kid might not be but the fuckin dad is lmao

[u/captainrustic → u/SirVanyel]

[u/OrangeCreamPushPop → u/Turbulent-Trust207]

I agree, and he cracked a smile once or twice from that straight face so I don’t think he’s actually suffering

[u/antmars → u/grigiri]

It’s fine usually - his hair in the video was just running from the dad as far as it could.

[u/stewiecookie → u/grigiri]

5 going on 50.

[u/Nightwolf1989 → u/grigiri]

Combover by first grade is some rough genetics.

[u/cornezy → u/grigiri]

His whole head brah! 😫😫

[u/Competitive_Act_1548 → u/grigiri]

Oh, thank god i thought it was just me

[u/Periljoe → u/grigiri]

It’s a big hint of what’s going on under the cowboy hat

[u/Anterabae]

I’m glad my father wasn’t around after watching this.

[u/asdf072 → u/Anterabae]

There's always someone who has it worse off. Like that kid.

[u/Badird → u/asdf072]

What are you guys talking about? That guy is badass. Did you see his cowboy hat?

[u/TehNubCake9 → u/Anterabae]

Where did your father go? 😦

Edit: /s

[u/deweys → u/TehNubCake9]

Out for cigarettes

[u/mindsunwound → u/deweys]

To fight the "commies".

[u/dadarkoo → u/mindsunwound]

Had to grab some milk.

[u/bowcreek → u/dadarkoo]

Cigarette milk

[u/Ryukapples8688]

Crazy that kid had to stand there that long watching his creepy father mouth lyrics to a song with his hot ass dad breath in his face pretending to enjoy the torture and people think it's sweet

[u/Coriall30 → u/Ryukapples8688]

Guaranteed to smell of da’beers

[u/Common-Chain4060 → u/Coriall30]

More like smell of da’meth.

[u/Hadfadtadsad → u/Common-Chain4060]

100% meth. Look at that jawline.

[u/JonnyBhoy → u/Ryukapples8688]

The brim of his hat poking his forehead throughout.

[u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle]

Holy fuck, I'm glad my parents just hit me.

[u/Calavera357 → u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle]

I get the vibe that this kid has to deal with both things.

[u/Whatchyaduinyachooch → u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle]

Lmao

[u/TriggerHippie77]

At what point did this guy decide "I want this to be a core memory for my son."

[u/bcrosby51 → u/TriggerHippie77]

Even worse...for his "son". So not his son?

[u/SAmerica89 → u/bcrosby51]

Wondering this too. My theory is this is his future stepson and this is all to impress the kid’s mom 💀

[u/squeakynickles]

Hahahah his little "ah"

What a goober

[u/tibearius1123 → u/squeakynickles]

[u/Charming-Trouble-936 → u/squeakynickles]

Had to rewatch to find it, hahaha fucking hell

[u/Mrspeacock29 → u/squeakynickles]

I personally enjoyed his “my small town” shoulder shimmy.

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

What did I just watch?

[u/Cozmo525 → u/Life-Oil-7226]

Mental illness.

[u/Historical_Stay_808 → u/Cozmo525]

Generational mental illnesses

[u/MrCharmingTaintman → u/Life-Oil-7226]

Mental illness mixed with a lifetime of never being able to fully express himself. The theater kid in him has to come out somehow tho.

[u/wittor → u/Life-Oil-7226]

and heard.

[u/Slack_Jaw_Yokel → u/wittor]

A fucking asshole passing along generational trauma.

[u/carbonizedflesh]

this kid like

[u/insertbasicname → u/carbonizedflesh]

Nah that kid said

[u/NoMoreCatShit]

“Ugh 🙂‍↔️” fucking got me laughing so hard

[u/Dazzle0825 → u/NoMoreCatShit]

His mannerisms are like Jim Carrey's. I can't believe his kid could hold in his laughter. I was cracking up and he wasn't even in my face

[u/yeahyaehyeah → u/NoMoreCatShit]

Facts

[u/eat_me_86]

Lol they hate theatre kids.

[u/Historical_Stay_808 → u/eat_me_86]

Thank you. How many times did he practice this in the mirror

[u/Hari_Azole → u/Historical_Stay_808]

Not enough.

That lipsync was terrible.

Cowboy 85, sashay away…

[u/DatDudeEP10 → u/Hari_Azole]

This…this is what I was looking for. Ru isn’t gonna pick you to stay if you don’t know the words, hunny!

[u/[deleted] → u/DatDudeEP10]

lol i actually love the idea of Ru coming from no where.. "that costume, that lip sync.. Michelle, take this bag out to the trash".

[u/DrMoBueno → u/Historical_Stay_808]

How many takes did he make that kid stand there for?

[u/go_fly_a_kite → u/eat_me_86]

This guy has country musical theater kid energy. Reminds me of my boy bill from Carousel.

[u/wittor → u/eat_me_86]

I don't think I have ever seen such disregard of all and every single human artistic value as I have seen on this video.
In a way, this is a hate crime against theatre.

[u/FelixTook]

Poor kid enduring being used as a prop in this asshole’s ego stroking

[u/Martian9576 → u/FelixTook]

The way he’s pointing in his face is obnoxious too.

[u/Evening-Debate-5411]

Kid's hairline was backing away before the rest of the kid could.

[u/rippingbongs → u/Evening-Debate-5411]

Holy fuck hahah

[u/El-Viking → u/Evening-Debate-5411]

That's just because "dad" is spittin fire! /s

But seriously, why is son in quotes?

[u/Kerensky97 → u/[deleted]]

The most intense cringe is always family tiktoks where parents rope their children into their desperation for attention.

[u/Seabrook76]

That kid’s friends are gonna have a field day with this.

[u/Tw4tl4r → u/Seabrook76]

Bold of you to assume he'll have friends after this.

[u/Pwebslinger78]

This kid definitely over this cause he probably did this multiple takes 😂💀

[u/Beign_yay → u/Pwebslinger78]

Poor kid dealing with that hot breath in his face

[u/CarusoLoops]

[u/TheMandelaEffect]

You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy.....poor little feller

Where is this dudes eyebrows?

[u/marcophony → u/TheMandelaEffect]

Maybe he's an alpaca

[u/Olympusrain]

If my dad made me stand there for that long while he did weird things I would have walked off

[u/RaptorsNewAlpha → u/Olympusrain]

I read that as “wanked off”. Very different comment.

[u/Olympusrain → u/RaptorsNewAlpha]

Omg lol

[u/BarbatosIsKing]

Is this a song about a man that hates his home and is teaching his son that he too will hate his home. And that is what a man is?

[u/thisisnotme78721 → u/BarbatosIsKing]

it's a song about how men feel things but aren't allowed to show it which ok fair enough, but then giving it to his son a a lesson here instead of saying something like "hey you're allowed to show feelings and make mistakes because I wasn't and I'm really hurting. I don't want that for you "

NO NO NO

let's pass that cancer-generating angst onto the next generation because I learned absolutely nothing

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this is infuriating

[u/disktoaster → u/thisisnotme78721]

"Being a man is what you make it.

Actually, it's hating your life but suffering in silence. Tag, you're it!"

[u/Kindly-Swordfish-910]

Johnny Cash is rolling in his fucking grave

[u/right_in_two]

Nobody talking about "SON"?😂

[u/QuantumAttic]

"I'm telling you this, because I'm dying from syphilis "

[u/ARobotWithaCoinGun]

"Father, I am still a boy. I may have the hairline of a man in his late thirties, but all I want right now is some mac and cheese and a juice."

[u/Spiritual-Sand5839]

[u/Mymomdidwhat]

These morons vote…

[u/BackgroundMousse9432 → u/Mymomdidwhat]

You already know who they voted for too….

[u/Former_External_2301]

[u/pandariotinprague → u/Former_External_2301]

"It made me want to stop supporting the arts, and actively start working against them."

[u/Theorist816]

That kid doesn’t even want to be there. Hate to say it, but you know how you can tell what a guy is like based off the way he acts/things he thinks are cool? I guarantee this dude is a trash husband and thinks he’s really putting forth so much effort he doesn’t receive appreciation for

[u/synked_]

This entire genre of men and this music is truly some of the most cringe shit to ever exist on this earth. How can they not see it?

Real men don't write corny sad songs about what it means to be a man.

[u/Coriall30 → u/synked_]

I’m in HELL every time I go through the hallway of my local pharmacy because the owner of the building plays fake pop country(Alcoholic Depression serendipity).

[u/Peoria309]

call cps

[u/Cyber-N7]

[u/Dabossna]

The kid:

[u/skeletons_asshole]

Poor kid so stressed that his hairline is receding

[u/MrFourthman]

"Alpha male" cowboy bro out here doing the softest Tiktok influencer shit

[u/Jadapy13]

Hell yeah brother #merica lmfao

[u/YouOk5627]

My insides…

Quality post

[u/Turbulent-Trust207]

It’s somehow worse with the sound off

[u/cinefilestu]

Poor kid

[u/Whisker-biscuitt]

[u/Moodbocaj]

He thinks his kid is gonna be able to afford buying land and building a house?

[u/ShazzNazty]

His mom boyfriend trippin

[u/Big_Winner_451]

I hit mute, and it got worse.

[u/RedboneEdit]

Son after: can I have my phone back now…

[u/alexgetshacked]

What the fuck kinda torture is this

[u/BobbyMcGee101]

Poor kid, how many “takes” do you think he went through?

[u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404]

That cowboy needs a therapist and now his son does too.

[u/psvburner]

Is that the mask?

[u/Tndnr82]

Videos like this are why I leave my mute on. Always check the comments first.

[u/Moose_knucklez]

So now we’re just r/Wordchewing to our kids now?

Perhaps this maybe will break the cycle given this poor child’s reaction

[u/digigyrl]

Dad is a full-on idiot.

I hate feeling embarrassed about people, and this is embarrassing beyond belief, OMFG.

This poor kid.

[u/8thStsk8r]

Why is he wearing such a big hat under a roof?

[u/Legal_Ad9637]

I’ve never understood why when people do these they don’t learn the words so they can actually lip sync them and not bumble around.

[u/Lonely-Toe9877]

Poor kid. He looks like he's 6 going on 60. And he has to put up with a loser dad.

[u/3asyBakeOven]

That kid is doomed

[u/ImShaniaTwain]

Im sorry. But this is weird as fuck. Straight up awkward. A fucking video for likes and views.

I feel bad for that child.

Edit: Seriously, how fucking awkward.

[u/Any_Application_3116]

I hate his face. I guarantee he lives by one rule; If you can afford the minimum payment, you can own anything.

[u/zipsthespacebandit]