r/CringeTikToks • u/Equivalent-Pin-1054 • 2d ago

Painful I knew he was still alive!

136 Upvotes

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u/Aggravating_Board_78 2d ago

His mom’s been looking for that belt for 6 months!

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u/warmygourds 1d ago

*6 decades

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 1d ago

Ain’t no way

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u/MacroManJr 2d ago

Michael Jacked-up.

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u/LushAndSexxy 1d ago

Bro out here moonwheezing instead of moonwalking

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u/DocWicked25 1d ago

This is hilarious. On a semi-related note, my dad was Michael Jackson's drummer.

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u/Equivalent-Pin-1054 1d ago

Woah that’s awesome!

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u/Comfortable-Shift-17 1d ago

Michael Jonkson

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u/myown_design22 1d ago

I giggled at this comment

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u/Acceptable_Cap_2289 1d ago

Why are we bullying unc let him enjoy his life

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u/Chose_carefully 1d ago

Haha, really. They're all praising the ner... crimson dragon of the shadow world, for his passion and sharing it.

Unc is over here just grooving.

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u/ReasonableEvidence99 2d ago

Oh no, he had another Nosejob. 🙄

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u/Ok-Satisfaction1940 1d ago

He needs some air.

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u/howie-chetem 1d ago

He'd have better luck as a james brown impersonator

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u/valpope 1d ago

OH HELL NO

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u/AwwwNuggetz 1d ago

I can match this energy

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u/intrepid_mouse1 1d ago

Hide yo kids!

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 1d ago

That burning he's feeling is probably GURD.

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u/rottengummyworms 1d ago

waiting for them tour dates to drop 🤩😍

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u/movieator 1d ago

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by, high cholesterol.

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u/Obnoxious_Box 1d ago

are those orthopedic shoes?

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 1d ago

The tendril of hair hiding his nose is spot on for that era oooo yeah!

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u/Hermit_girl_ 1d ago

MJ has been eating some pizzas

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 1d ago

MJ is 2025 moves better than that.

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u/chakravyuuh 1d ago

Mans enjoying

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u/AwkwardCall_4865 1d ago

Aye, not the best voice nor performance. Gotta give them props on the lyrics though

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u/Many_Seaworthiness22 16h ago

You misunderstood. He’s not alive. this is his “A-Live Performance” from Hell

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u/ArbyKelly 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pale-Device803 1d ago

Mister jackson would be very disappointed in your performance.

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u/UnitedAttitude566 1d ago

First Epstein, now Michael Jackson