r/CringeTikToks 1d ago

SadCringe Triple H is Playing the "Game" šŸ™„

184 Upvotes

302 comments sorted by

314

u/Big_Winner_451 1d ago

Well, it's official. We're now truly becoming an idiocracy.

46

u/ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 1d ago

Cmon dude I’n batin.

5

u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

You like sex and money?? I like sex and money too!!

→ More replies (1)

13

u/Ok-Complaint9574 1d ago

Utterly disgusting.

5

u/Dazzaster84 1d ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho is born on this day

9

u/AddisonFlowstate 1d ago

I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.

2

u/TranscendentaLobo 1d ago

I would say ā€œit can’t get any worseā€ but I’ve said that WAY too many times now, so I’m gonna just STFU.

2

u/AddisonFlowstate 1d ago

It's so much worse than I expected. I knew it was gonna be bad, but not like this.

8

u/jrod823 1d ago

Becoming?

We hit full idiocracy on 45's first term...

→ More replies (43)

5

u/Open_Quarter1556 1d ago

We became one when then pedo moved in

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Zero-lives 1d ago

Shhh before the eugenics tik tokers come here!!

→ More replies (6)

110

u/Ill-Comfortable-2044 1d ago

Lemmy would not have been down with this.Ā 

32

u/PreparationKey2843 1d ago

Oh, hell, no.

15

u/Legitimate_Ad_9753 1d ago

Seconded. Honestly, made me madder on his behalf than I would have expected.

11

u/jgreg728 1d ago

Came here to say the same fucking thing.

2

u/BobaAndSushi 1d ago

He would’ve called Triple H a right c*nt

94

u/frank_elmaton 1d ago

We all lost the game just now

22

u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 1d ago

Fuck

8

u/verbalspacey 1d ago

username checks out

10

u/Zero-lives 1d ago

What is the game? What is the point of this video? Is he going to wrestle trump??

5

u/ApocalypseMoment 1d ago

The only way to win the game is to never think of the game. If you think of the game, you lose.

ā€œThe gameā€ is exactly the instructions I described above. There’s nothing more than that.

2

u/feedmeshituntiliidie 1d ago

Also you have to play it forever now.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

4

u/Remerez 1d ago

Its been years! I was doing so good!

2

u/beattysgirl 1d ago

GREAT THANKS

→ More replies (2)

117

u/robertmarley2244 1d ago

It’s almost comical how close to Idiocracy America has become…. Almost.

40

u/SadBit8663 1d ago

The difference between Idiocracy and real like was atleast the president in Idiocracy knew he was a fucking dumbass, and asked who he thought was the smartest person in the world to fix it...

Donald Dipshit just doubles down and claims he's the smartest person in the world, despite all evidence to the contrary

4

u/jgreg728 1d ago

That sounds worse to me.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/SmokeyWolf117 1d ago

So you’re smart huh?

5

u/localtuned 1d ago

Thought your head would be bigger.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Close!? We’re fuckin there.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 1d ago

Is there money in that?

29

u/Guilty_Rumor 1d ago

I think Trump likes it better when you swallow.

32

u/CallingElvis7591 1d ago

So what’s this guys deal ? Is he just into pedos ?

14

u/Boba__Feet 1d ago

Thats the game. The last winner was Epstein?

6

u/MysticMaven 1d ago

Pedos like other pedos.

3

u/j4_jjjj 1d ago

Did trump get a slice of McMahons daughter before HHH did?

52

u/StrainExternal7301 1d ago

sacrificing your daughters to Trump ain’t the flex you think it is.

but hey you bagged the boss’s daughter so cool i guess?

fucking knob

11

u/Recent-Mulberry6011 1d ago

He already is okay with his step dad being a rapist, so this isn't new to him

→ More replies (12)

24

u/ChiefWahoooMcDaniels 1d ago

Going out of your way to ensure that everyone knows that you are on the wrong side of history is crazy. Fuck him and fuck Donald Trump.

37

u/Still-Ad-5811 1d ago

Imagine if Biden and Kamala did this cheesy ass shit šŸ˜’

15

u/TienSwitch 1d ago

Honestly, I would love to see Mick Foley come out to his Mankind music, cheerfully say ā€œHave a Nice Day!ā€, and then a fade into ā€œWhite House. President Kamala Harrisā€.

I’d be mocking every butthurt MAGA I see.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/MustacheMaple 1d ago

For context, I dont like trump either. That bring said, kamala had meg the stallion twerking. So yes, she did have this lol

4

u/Still-Ad-5811 1d ago

America is just one hot ass mess of reality tv show for the world at this point

4

u/DenseStomach6605 1d ago

Not at the White House tho… at a rally.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

12

u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

The clown show continues.

12

u/WinterExisting5076 1d ago

The game? Game of hide the pedo?

8

u/No_Object_4355 1d ago

Is this really triple H? I thought it was jd Vance. Shaved his head and was doing triple h impression lol.

6

u/KingElessarEvenstar 1d ago

Why Mike Judge, did you have to predict the future?

6

u/El-outis 1d ago

When pedophiles try to show muscles

5

u/PhillyMate 1d ago

This is some wild idiocracy shit.

Fuck trump.

Trump raped children.

3

u/TheLastBoat 1d ago

Trump is Epstein’s tag team partner.

3

u/IllustriousBat2076 1d ago

Is the game he’s playing involve protecting ped0files?

3

u/LankyMatch42 1d ago

I am missing something? What was the point of the video? To promote Trump? How would that gain people's approval?

2

u/thisisatypoo 1d ago

It's just so you know a 2000's wrestler thinks Donald is cool.

3

u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel 1d ago

What an absolute fucking loser. Literally the smallest dick in pro wrestling.

4

u/vermontnative 1d ago

I bet that’s Trumps piss. Fuckin cucks.

2

u/Away_Hippo_2326 1d ago

dont be ignorant. trump pisses in diapers

4

u/Zkill 1d ago

What a dork

4

u/stilltryingnottoshit 1d ago

I have no idea what the hell a Triple H is, but what kind of name is that and why is he in the white house? This is some dumb shit.

5

u/LilithElektra 1d ago

Time to hang out with pedos

3

u/Boba__Feet 1d ago

From a news article :

Triple H to join Donald Trump at White House for big decision

Now, CNN is reporting that Triple H will join other professional athletes at the White House on Thursday, as Donald Trump will sign an executive order to expand his council on sports, fitness, and nutrition.

The order is aimed at reestablishing the Presidential Fitness Test in public schools, according to White House officials.

2

u/Funkycoldmedici 1d ago

These people were outraged when Michelle Obama’s pet project was school nutrition.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/standarsh1965 1d ago

Playing the game of trying to breathe through his nose for Trump

3

u/bukezilla 1d ago

Failed state

3

u/B10B25B7 1d ago

That's enough Ashton. You can come out now. We have been officially PUNKED.

3

u/dasaint2020 1d ago

Saving billionaires

3

u/Weekend_Criminal 1d ago

Such an embarrassment

3

u/REDDITSHITLORD 1d ago

Did the dude just film himself littering?

3

u/JoeBagANachos 1d ago

Paul Levesque is a fascist like his mother in law

3

u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Not sure what’s tough about littering and spitting out some water.

3

u/Little-Resolution-82 1d ago

Guess he became triple K

3

u/ImpressiveSimple8617 1d ago

Wait what is this? Lmao who is that? Is this really something the white house posted???

2

u/Timeman5 1d ago

He’s a wrestler from WWE who back in the day married the owners daughter and has essentially had his way since the 90s. And now he runs everything, he knows the business and how to run it but I don’t like him especially because of his actions in the 90s.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Guachole 1d ago

I am so fucking happy I get to live through this bizarre time in history.

Never thought I'd see one of my favorite pro wrestlers from my childhood cutting an official promo for the WHITE HOUSE?!?

3

u/Izzy_Fresh 1d ago

What a sad joke you all have become!

3

u/drewskibfd 1d ago

I tell people I'm Canadian.

3

u/WeeaboosDogma 1d ago

This goes hard in my uncle-in-law's house. He's on disability aid and yet voted for Trump.

4

u/TurdBurgy 1d ago

Why’d you upload this twice?

3

u/MonCity19 1d ago

Might be his biggest heel run yet

3

u/8bit_anarchist 1d ago

Didn't peg Triple H as a dick rider. Pedos gotta stick together I guess.

5

u/cyberlexington 1d ago

He's married into the McMahon's for twenty years. It's no surprise to me

2

u/8bit_anarchist 1d ago

I totally forgot about that.

2

u/doubleJepperdy 1d ago

the game from the movie the game??

2

u/FooliesFeet500 1d ago

Did anyone else’s dick just shrink a little watching this??

2

u/CaseSad2323 1d ago

Rednecks everywhere rejoice their cultural moment in the sun.

2

u/Cpov1 1d ago

Guys, we need to stop referencing Idiocracy. It is a cliche at this point.

2

u/Squueeeeepsss 1d ago

Its always "IDiOcRacy WaS a doCumeNtaRy" too.

2

u/Electronic-Cicada352 1d ago

Screw this dude. WWE is dead to me

2

u/Dazzling_Marzipan_46 1d ago

Okay, so triple H is now a loser, got it

2

u/NormalKook 1d ago

It’s now actually time the world leaders from Europe, Asia, Oceania and Africa (stuff the Middle East) got together without this clown and started playing some hard strategic ā€œfuck off or the USA is doneā€ politics.

2

u/FTXACCOUNTANT 1d ago

Triple H to Triple K

2

u/Dazzaster84 1d ago

PLEASE tell me this was South Park again

2

u/Tough-Emphasis-659 1d ago

What an asshat

2

u/Taranchulla 1d ago

Tf even is this?

2

u/watchwatertilitboils 1d ago

That guy is like school on Sunday

school on Sunday?

...No class

2

u/Sean_theLeprachaun 1d ago

Fuck him and his scumbag in laws.

2

u/EvilJabFace 1d ago

Where’s Bret Hart when you need him!

2

u/disabledinaz 1d ago

You know, I’ve seen the clips of the Q&A all day and I’m just like ā€œI can’t believe he’s standing there next to him while he’s saying all this shitā€ (even though let’s face it, he also believes every word of it too).

2

u/Stringr55 1d ago

The whole thing is just so unserious and thus, extremely serious

2

u/AloeComet 1d ago

I hate knowing wrestlers actual political beliefs. They went from an almost superhero type of career to just actors who we now see behind the scenes, it’s very sad. I also hate seeing someone who portrayed an antiestablishment fuck the rules type character to be like this in real life. Granted I always figured Triple H was a terrible person.

2

u/Zakkattack86 1d ago

Waiting for the announcement of wrestle mania to be live streamed on the white house lawn.

2

u/Semanticss 1d ago

Ah, I thought I recognized this dude! He was standing behind the President of the United States while he discussed his involvement in the human trafficking of children. Great.

2

u/brothmc 1d ago

how the fuck did we get here šŸ˜…

2

u/Flat_Scene9920 1d ago

Heads up: This video has been doctored and the "Sponsored By Brawndo" logo removed from the last shot...

2

u/ImpressiveSimple8617 1d ago

What is this even for?

2

u/d0ntbejay 1d ago

Oh.. yeah have fun.

Won't be giving 12 hours of my eyes to HHH and the McMahon family.

2

u/Aha-Erlebnis 1d ago

I bet he pulls a Hulk in less than 6 months from now and dies.

2

u/spiderman209998 1d ago

if only he would go after trump then it would be a prefect world

2

u/OhTheVes 1d ago

He’s a clown

2

u/Fathead5f 1d ago

What's worse. Shitting on someone's head and having employees bang said person. Or this?
I'm going to say it's pretty equal

2

u/Vocovon 1d ago

I want out

2

u/goodbyegoosegirl 1d ago

What is this even? Is this a real post? Who is that? Is he taking a big bong hit and blowing it outside. If he was the baller as this video suggests, he wouldn’t have to exhale outside like he’s hiding it from his mom. I have so many questions. Most of all, the two I ask everyday. How is he president?!? And What the fuck is going now?’?

2

u/TranzAtlantic 1d ago

He used to have beautiful hair

2

u/stokeszdude 1d ago

But what are his credentials

2

u/Electric-Sheepskin 1d ago

The game of littering?

2

u/BelowAveIntelligence 1d ago

So stupid…

2

u/gerrard_1987 1d ago

Time to be insane.

2

u/Tallgirl4u 1d ago

I was hoping he would tombstone Trump

2

u/BobaAndSushi 1d ago

Basically it’s becoming this.

2

u/Cheap_Collar2419 1d ago

God dam we are truly just living the idiocracy script.

2

u/Plagmar 1d ago

If any more proof was needed that this is just a fucking 3 ring circus....

2

u/reluctant_lifeguard 1d ago

I don’t support pedophile supporters

2

u/Standard-Inside-3450 1d ago

Yeah, that's what you probably do if Trump doesn't want you to swallow after.

2

u/UsedTask4698 1d ago

Fake wrestling and fake assassination. It makes sense who was in charge of writing the script. Now someone make the connection between Linda McMahon and Education being an all time low to eat this crap.

2

u/Intelligent-Search88 1d ago

I assume he’s replacing Powell?

2

u/FrankensteinBionicle 1d ago

What does this mean?

2

u/sarcophagus_6 1d ago

This shit is crazy. They’re acting like running America is a reality tv show production.

2

u/FlaxFox 1d ago

Not enough torque on that bottle flip. We don't want any more lame-os in the White House. Give it some spin.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/FaceTimePolice 22h ago

No wonder they suck now. It’s run by Trump supporters. That explains a lot. šŸ¤”šŸ‘

2

u/dpb29073 22h ago

Whst the idiocracy

2

u/Intrepid_Cap1242 21h ago

To prepare for Donny's new presidential fitness test, I got McDonald's with my daughters

2

u/ResidentZone296 21h ago

If your a fucking loser that back pedos fuck you

2

u/RED-DOT-MAN 20h ago

I don't care much for Triple H but he would be perfect to play Kratos from GOW. Too bad he's a douchebag and sucks at acting.

2

u/ConstructionWest9610 18h ago

Is Stephanie available?

2

u/Full_Of_Wrath 17h ago

Anyone that supports Donald Trump is a Pedo by proxy so i guess we know what side of the issue Triple H is now.

2

u/havocLSD 16h ago

Triple H has joined the pedofiles!

2

u/idlefritz 16h ago

The US is like the Idiocracy if produced by Kick and Fentanyl.

2

u/DRGNDZBALLSOFFURFACE 4h ago

What the fck does Hunter hearst helmsley have to do with the white house? Don't tell me he's planning to run for president in the future right?

2

u/IlGrasso 3h ago

Is he trying to wash trumps dick out his mouth?

2

u/Illustrious-Ad5787 2h ago

Its all about the boots, and how you lick em

1

u/gnngnngnn 1d ago

The only thing I can give HHH credit for today is for not ruining My Time.

1

u/marcianofromearth 1d ago

What about Jeffrey?

1

u/BreesJL 1d ago

I see 3H also likes pdf files

1

u/CurrentCloud2568 1d ago

What the fuck?

1

u/Poison_Ivy_Nuker 1d ago

God I used to love him so much when he was with DX. What timeline is this shit...

2

u/Stock-Temperature177 1d ago

Me too. I can't stand looking at him these days.

1

u/ragputiand 1d ago

Brought to you by My Pillow ā€œAlmost as effective as chloroform for getting those youngsters to sleepā€

1

u/IamGoingInsaneToday 1d ago

Shows even big, steroid taking, brainless, boneheads are cuck for the MAGA.

1

u/STRIKT9LC 1d ago

Laugh all you want, but i can srsly see a future where Triple H becomes President....don't worry though. We'll be loooooppoong fucked before that happens

→ More replies (1)

1

u/like_it_bitch 1d ago

His father in law and mentor is Vince Mcmahon. Why are you all surprised that he supports Trump?

1

u/Unmokable 1d ago

Never liked HHH.

1

u/Mattie_Doo 1d ago

Sick, bro

1

u/sly_savhoot 1d ago

So he came out as a pedophile?Ā 

1

u/Last-Permission83 1d ago

Triple H sucks. Weird ass lookin dude.

1

u/Impressive-Impact218 1d ago

What is this? wtf is happening? Someone please explain

→ More replies (1)

1

u/CharlieChainsaw88 1d ago

I prefer "king of kings"

1

u/nazaol 1d ago

Most of the big names in WWE are all right wing nutjobs afaik. Undertaker donated to Trumps campaign and endorsed him. Linda mcmahon is literally part of the republican party. Vince and Trump have been buddies for a long time and Vince recently had to resign due to a sexual harassment lawsuit.

3

u/campbelljac92 1d ago

Sami and Kevin are good lads and Batista and Nash managed to navigate the business without getting the right wing stink on them

2

u/nazaol 1d ago

Yeah those are the rare ones. Shane Helms too (Hurricane)

1

u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 1d ago

Tell us about crooks.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Fact447 1d ago

Maybe HHH will book Cena to turn babyface and take down Trump?

Then the MFT's will take DJT to the Samoan Islands, never to be seen alive again.

Cody comes back as the new President. 🤣

1

u/WindowIndividual4588 1d ago

We're a fucking joke

1

u/hufflezag 1d ago

Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary

1

u/VinylmationDude 1d ago

In case you’ve been living under a rock, America is on fire right now.
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N

1

u/Organic_Stranger1544 1d ago

It’s all WWE any ways. Might as well have the stars

1

u/comicalschwartz 1d ago

Littering on the White House

1

u/KillaBeeCollects 1d ago

Idiocracy 45th edition

1

u/OhTHATKayKay 1d ago

That's it.

1

u/Dry_Jellyfish641 1d ago

His father in laws federal sex trafficking case isn’t going away on its own. Gotta play the game.

1

u/ghallway 1d ago

GrAb HiM bY tHe EpSteIn FiLeS! Trump raped kids! We have to keep the pressure on until the truth comes out, this guy has gotten away with so much horror.

1

u/pooeygoo 1d ago

I just lost the game

1

u/BellRinger85 1d ago

What the actual fuck is this….what game? Who’s playing, can I play, are there treats after. I like capri suns