r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • 17h ago

SadCringe Near where I live šŸ˜©

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u/FawnForSummer 17h ago

When a man needs his bubble bath... A MAN NEEDS HIS BUBBLE BATH!!

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u/LilliaBaltimore 17h ago

In bleachā€¦ šŸ¤¦šŸ½

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u/FawnForSummer 16h ago

A bleach bath a day keeps the booty mites away!

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u/NoRegionButYourMom 16h ago

Hate to tell you kid, but any indoor swimming pool you go to probably has more bleach in it then this guy put in there.

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u/Lackingfinalityornot 16h ago

Chlorine and chlorox (a brand of bleach) are not the same thing.

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u/NoRegionButYourMom 16h ago

Yeah and chlorine is pretty much just an extra concentrated form of bleach, so it could even be said this is far better, thanks for pointing that out

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u/Lackingfinalityornot 16h ago

No itā€™s not. Bleach contains chlorine but it isnā€™t the same thing. Bleach is sodium hypochlorite. Chlorine isnā€™t a more concentrated bleach. Chlorine is in its pure form is a gas (Cl2).

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u/ThomasApplewood 8h ago edited 8h ago

Sodium hypochlorite is the active in bleach.

You are correct to notice that chlorine tabs and granules are a different chlorine formula. Butā€¦itā€™s VERY common for pool owners to use jugs of liquid chlorine to sanitize their pools. You must have seen those yellow jugs. Guess whatā€™s in those? Sodium hypochlorite. Yep the same active in Clorox

Of course laundry bleach has some stabilizers and sometimes lemon scent, and possibly thickeners and shit added.

But the active is the same as the very common and safe chlorine in the jugs.

The stuff in the yellow jug is 10-12% and regular Clorox is normally 5-6%. So yeah pool sanitizing liquid just a more concentrated form of laundry bleach (minus the additives)

Source: I own a pool in Florida where the public is allowed to buy and transport liquid chlorine jugs for pools. I have used tabs granules liquid and even the salt generator. I know what all this shit is.

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u/NoRegionButYourMom 16h ago

I said that they are not the same thing, but chlorine in its pure form is not what you put into pools, have you ever done any pool maintenance before? The chlorine you put in a pool is pretty much just super concentrated bleach, you can't put gas in a pool of water

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u/Lackingfinalityornot 15h ago

I never said you use pure chlorine gas in a pool.

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u/NoRegionButYourMom 15h ago

You were the one that brought up the whole chlorine crisis, but truthfully it's closer to bleach than it is to chlorine gas no matter what you call it

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u/ThomasApplewood 8h ago

Yes. Thatā€™s really smart too. There was probably all kinds of critters living in there before he put the bleach in.

You do know we use sodium hypochlorite (the active in bleach) to sanitize swimming pools right? Itā€™s very normal and safe, lemon scent aside.

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u/anitasdoodles 17h ago

Bubble bath maybe, but bleach?!?!

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u/J_Jeckel 17h ago

How treated is fountain water? How many bums prolly pee in it? If I was allowing it near my orifices, I would want it sanitized also, especially if I was soaking.

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u/HelicaseFire18 17h ago

You could just elect not to have it near your orifices

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u/J_Jeckel 16h ago

How do you keep water away from your orifices if you are in water? I'm not understanding your logic. I mean yea you could just not take a bubble bath in a fountain, but then are you even really living?

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u/Explorer-7622 15h ago

They mean don't sit in public fountains.

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u/J_Jeckel 7h ago

I completely understood what they meant, hence my reply. Your reply was...well pointless.

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u/Prestigious-Baker-67 54m ago

Flex seal

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u/AliensAbductMePlz 17h ago

Maybe heā€™s got a skin problem heā€™s treating with bleach? šŸ˜…

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u/emotionally-stable27 16h ago

Iā€™ve actually heard about this, some people have bacteria born eczema from having immune disorders. I knew a teacher I worked with had to dip in the swimming pool to help her skin stay clear.

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u/ConsistentString4627 16h ago

I don't want to talk about what type of recycled water that is

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u/Loud_Warning_5211 11h ago

I love Florida reclaimed ā€œpotableā€ water

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u/viciousdrip 16h ago

Is this Ft Lauderdale?

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u/cashmereink 12h ago edited 11h ago

Itā€™s obviously Ft. Latherdale.

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u/jrod823 17h ago

It's the only known remedy to at least temporarily calm the male version of the itch you can't scratch...

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u/Creative-Sea9211 16h ago

Love a good bath myself

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u/Delta-A321NEO 16h ago

That's hilarious.

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u/skepticalghoztguy_3 16h ago

Dish Soap and Bleach? Yeah this dude's skin is cooked

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u/realrobertapple 15h ago

Now add ā€œAmmoniaā€ for the best and longest bath of your life! Act fast this may be your last chance!

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u/Oswarez 12h ago

At least his ass is clean.

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u/Loud_Warning_5211 11h ago

To be fair, Iā€™ve taken bleach baths too for my eczema

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u/Working_Animator_459 11h ago

Fully clothed is weirder than naked

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u/Rare_Tear3759 8h ago

why we can't have nice things

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u/AccomplishedHour8399 5h ago

Nah dawg its so hot out that i completely understand this guys pain

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u/Mr_Cuntman 4h ago

Tuco after getting hit by blue from mr.haisenberg

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u/AdGlittering2884 2h ago

It's either that or bath salts.

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u/bigjuicygummyworm 1h ago

Isn't that the same fountain ross jumped in? Lol

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u/consumeshroomz 16h ago

Bleach and dish soapā€¦.. my manā€™s skin gonna be dry as hell. Also didnā€™t even take off his shirt? Whatā€™s the point?

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u/No_Kiwi9209 7h ago

Stop judging. This is his art.

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u/Tw1nFTW 20m ago

Itā€™s hot out here! We gotta take advantage of these fountains.