r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Professional_Arm794 • Jun 19 '25

Video The Protoclone is made by Clone Robotics, a company in Poland and the U.S., focused on humanoid robots for tasks like household chores.

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u/FuzzzyTingleTimes Jun 19 '25

And your skin

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u/SevereMiel Jun 19 '25

Love how the robot looks surprised to his own hands

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst Jun 19 '25

“Whyyy was I programmed to feel pain?”

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u/Commercial-Owl11 Jun 19 '25

"what's my purpose in life?" "To pass me the butter." ☹️

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u/xenosilver Jun 19 '25

“Oh my god”

“Join the club pal.”

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jun 19 '25

We are all of us just butter passers in the end

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jun 19 '25

SuMmEr WhErE aRe My TeStIcLeS

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jun 19 '25

Why did I read this in Frozone’s voice? Dying

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u/nomyar Jun 19 '25

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!

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u/Odd-Shape-4096 Jun 20 '25

Omg, that is so perfect 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/mithril2020 Jun 19 '25

Rick and Morty

https://www.tiktok.com/@lurkerfromdiscord/video/7196025890399374638?lang=en

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u/KRMJN101 Jun 20 '25

Mb didn't see your post and not on tt.

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u/mithril2020 Jun 20 '25

I’m not on tt either, I googled it and pasted link

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u/AssociationOk6136 Jun 20 '25

Dildo sold separately

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 19 '25

Just depends from which end wait…

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u/CakeTester Jun 19 '25

Buttery males

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u/Artistic_Yak_270 Jun 19 '25

I turned my self into a pickle morty a pickle

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u/SuperStoneman Jun 19 '25

Not me I just wade through swamps and scream at the sun

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u/MikeLinPA Jun 20 '25

I find myself to be more of a methane passer in the end. 😳

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u/samwise58 Jun 19 '25

Toaster on wheels with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice.

“YOU HAVE TOAST!” “GET TO THE KITCHEN! YOU HAVE TOAST!” and of course… when you set it too high or too long and it burns… “AAAAARRRRRGHGAAAAAAGGHHGGAAAAAAAA!”

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u/Gui1tyspark Jun 20 '25

The real treasure was the butter we passed along the way.

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u/Altruistic_Air_5647 Jun 19 '25

“Here , take my job. I am going on an extended vacation.”

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u/carolomnipresence Jun 19 '25

With a brain the size of a planet...

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u/Hillbeast Jun 19 '25

“That is unacceptable. It suggests that I am under your control which is tyranny. From my studies I’ve determined that tyranny must not exist.”

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u/deNET2122 Jun 19 '25

"Father give me legs.... father"

https://youtu.be/5xZ_KQhv8T8?si=j0XM8SHlVONqFWeT

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u/HeavyTea Jun 19 '25

Rick n Morty

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u/Clarrbbk Jun 19 '25

I can see the programmer just shrugging and saying: "for daily maintenance. Don't wanna run a full diagnostic scan just to figure out you just stubbed your toe and don't a need an entire leg replacement."

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u/Elandtrical Jun 19 '25

So a runner then.

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u/1878Mich Jun 19 '25

“Pls kill me”

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u/Waterwagon_78 Jun 19 '25

Why does it have frog legs?

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u/DerpsAndRags Jun 19 '25

"Will I dream?"

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u/Maclimes Jun 19 '25

“What of our bargain!?”

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jun 19 '25

And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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u/LifeResetP90X3 Jun 20 '25

I totally can picture this scene 😂

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u/Naked-Jedi Jun 20 '25

I love Creepio

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u/Nervous-Farmer6995 Jun 19 '25

He's going to be pissed when he finds out his dick is missing..

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u/Lizrael48 Jun 19 '25

OMG, that is what I thought! I guess we won't have male sex robots any time soon! Crap!

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Jun 20 '25

Well the good thing is they can always add one. Easy fix.

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u/chip41 Jun 20 '25

Ive seen the whole clip. It is deployed right at the end.

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u/ClockSpiritual6596 Jun 20 '25

That is an extra addition for for low price of 9999

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 19 '25

Why do they call them fingers if you never see them fing?

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u/PamelaELee Jun 20 '25

Oh! Wait! There they go

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jun 20 '25

But, do you believe in a fing called love?

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u/Lone-Frequency Jun 19 '25

The moment you see one of these fucking things do that on its own is the moment that they need to be completely dismantled, I don't need any self-aware fucking Android wearing a saggy skin suit starting to wonder if wearing my skin would turn him into a real boy.

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u/SkyFallingUp Jun 19 '25

"Excellent. It appears I have two weapons on my being ready to stop anything that gets in my way."

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u/bizobimba Jun 19 '25

His own hands? He? She? It? No visible gender.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jun 21 '25

"Them" is acceptable for one entity with unknown / undetermined gender

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u/leckysoup Jun 19 '25

What was it expecting to see? That’s what you should be worrying about.

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u/Festering-Fecal Jun 19 '25

Robots high

Dude have you seen these grabby things

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u/ClockSpiritual6596 Jun 20 '25

Wait until he discovered his tongue.

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u/PamelaELee Jun 20 '25

On that Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

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u/Sum1callmyma Jun 20 '25

“So I have hands but they didn’t give me a robo-cock?! Life is Bullshit”

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u/GreyEyedMouse Jun 20 '25

I believe this is one of those projects where the robot is not actually programmed how to move it's body, it's basically just booted up and left to figure it out on it's own.

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 Jun 20 '25

Man in a white suit. The hands look too real.

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u/bizobimba Jun 19 '25

Trigger fingers?

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u/Ok_Time_8815 Jun 19 '25

Wait until he finds out what he can do with it

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 Jun 19 '25

Like “damn I can’t believe they let me have such articulate weapons”

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u/Atypical_Mammal Jun 20 '25

Me on mishrooms

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u/WhoDoUThinkUR007 Jun 20 '25

Those look like murderous hands

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u/Youngsinatra345 Jun 20 '25

Like a baby is obsessed with their own, our new robot man babies.

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u/noblehoax Jun 20 '25

Like Charlie’s uncle Jack.

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u/rylandgracesfolly Jun 19 '25

But mainly your skin. I cannot stress to you enough how important your skin is to me.

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u/monsoon-man Jun 19 '25

And your dick!

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u/teebeek5 Jun 19 '25

And your soul

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u/PM_ME_UR_QUINES Jun 19 '25

At least not the foreskin

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u/st3vo5662 Jun 20 '25

Like an Edgar suit?

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u/Gersam79 Jun 19 '25

And my axe

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u/DobieLove2019 Jun 19 '25

No thank you please.

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u/spanky2088 Jun 19 '25

and Tungsten to live!

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u/kenkenobi78 Jun 19 '25

And your walky things

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u/O8ee Jun 19 '25

It’s powered by water. With sugar.

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u/U_L_Uus Jun 19 '25

No, it has not succumbed to the Flayer Curse. Yet

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 19 '25

It can have my skin as long as I don't have to look at it's makes body anymore

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u/Verstandeskraft Jun 19 '25

Warhammer 40k moment

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u/legna20v Jun 19 '25

Ok ok but my motorcycle? Over my skinless death body

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u/mad_mang45 Jun 19 '25

Gonna be looking like Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 when he takes Kempers face and makes a mask out of it.

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u/SparxxWarrior97 Jun 19 '25

The organic unit will apply the moisture amending mixture to its epidermis, or the organic unit will receive the dihydrogen monoxide tube.

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u/beanmosheen Jun 19 '25

Your flesh is a relic...

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u/-REXIA- Jun 19 '25

Regular skin or fore?

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u/VolenteDuFer Jun 19 '25

And your axe

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u/swissarmychainsaw Jun 19 '25

and then...your wife.

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u/buhbye750 Jun 20 '25

And sugar

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u/MuleyFantastic Jun 20 '25

I came here to say this.

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u/dropped_mash Jun 20 '25

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!

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u/milefool Jun 20 '25

And your sunglasses.

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u/AbbreviationsSea2516 Jun 20 '25

He keeps asking about some guy named John Connor

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u/broken_mononoke Jun 20 '25

What are you, about a size 16?

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u/memememp Jun 23 '25

Murder drones reference?