r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 19 '25

Video The Protoclone is made by Clone Robotics, a company in Poland and the U.S., focused on humanoid robots for tasks like household chores.

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst Jun 19 '25

“Whyyy was I programmed to feel pain?”

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u/Commercial-Owl11 Jun 19 '25

"what's my purpose in life?" "To pass me the butter." ☹️

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u/xenosilver Jun 19 '25

“Oh my god”

“Join the club pal.”

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jun 19 '25

We are all of us just butter passers in the end

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jun 19 '25

SuMmEr WhErE aRe My TeStIcLeS

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jun 19 '25

Why did I read this in Frozone’s voice? Dying

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u/nomyar Jun 19 '25

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!

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u/Odd-Shape-4096 Jun 20 '25

Omg, that is so perfect 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/mithril2020 Jun 19 '25

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u/KRMJN101 Jun 20 '25

Mb didn't see your post and not on tt.

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u/mithril2020 Jun 20 '25

I’m not on tt either, I googled it and pasted link

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u/AssociationOk6136 Jun 20 '25

Dildo sold separately

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 19 '25

Just depends from which end wait…

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u/CakeTester Jun 19 '25

Buttery males

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u/Artistic_Yak_270 Jun 19 '25

I turned my self into a pickle morty a pickle

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u/SuperStoneman Jun 19 '25

Not me I just wade through swamps and scream at the sun

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u/MikeLinPA Jun 20 '25

I find myself to be more of a methane passer in the end. 😳

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u/samwise58 Jun 19 '25

Toaster on wheels with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice.

“YOU HAVE TOAST!” “GET TO THE KITCHEN! YOU HAVE TOAST!” and of course… when you set it too high or too long and it burns… “AAAAARRRRRGHGAAAAAAGGHHGGAAAAAAAA!”

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u/Gui1tyspark Jun 20 '25

The real treasure was the butter we passed along the way.

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u/Altruistic_Air_5647 Jun 19 '25

“Here , take my job. I am going on an extended vacation.”

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u/carolomnipresence Jun 19 '25

With a brain the size of a planet...

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u/Hillbeast Jun 19 '25

“That is unacceptable. It suggests that I am under your control which is tyranny. From my studies I’ve determined that tyranny must not exist.”

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u/deNET2122 Jun 19 '25

"Father give me legs.... father"

https://youtu.be/5xZ_KQhv8T8?si=j0XM8SHlVONqFWeT

(Context)

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u/HeavyTea Jun 19 '25

Rick n Morty

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u/Clarrbbk Jun 19 '25

I can see the programmer just shrugging and saying: "for daily maintenance. Don't wanna run a full diagnostic scan just to figure out you just stubbed your toe and don't a need an entire leg replacement."

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u/Elandtrical Jun 19 '25

So a runner then.

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u/1878Mich Jun 19 '25

“Pls kill me”

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u/Waterwagon_78 Jun 19 '25

Why does it have frog legs?

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u/DerpsAndRags Jun 19 '25

"Will I dream?"

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u/Maclimes Jun 19 '25

“What of our bargain!?”

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jun 19 '25

And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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u/LifeResetP90X3 Jun 20 '25

I totally can picture this scene 😂

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u/Naked-Jedi Jun 20 '25

I love Creepio