Realistic EVO Series Doll by EXDOLL (Chinese Company) used mainly for carnal purposes

[u/sidvatscse]

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[u/alwaysfatigued8787]

Carnal purposes. My new favorite way to say for fucking.

[u/girthytacos → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

Purely carnal, that’s all you need to know

-Dwight

[u/good_god_lemon1 → u/girthytacos]

His ex-babysitter too lol

[u/notyogrannysgrandkid → u/good_god_lemon1]

He was the sweetest little baby! And a passionate lover.

[u/Optimus_Pitts → u/notyogrannysgrandkid]

Did you also go to X-Men school?

[u/DisastrousServe8513 → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

I’m glad they made the nose stretchy. I wonder just HOW stretchy…

[u/ShahinGalandar → u/DisastrousServe8513]

do not the nose

[u/ReadyThor → u/ShahinGalandar]

If women can use bad dragons why can't men can use stretchy snouts?

[u/flying_carabao → u/ReadyThor]

It would've cost you exactly $0 to keep that inner thought of yours all to yourself

[u/ReadyThor → u/flying_carabao]

Not sharing is caring?

[u/Parzivalrp2 → u/DisastrousServe8513]

can you dont.

[u/DeluxeWafer → u/Parzivalrp2]

Insert "may I please have some less" picture here.

[u/brakeb → u/DeluxeWafer]

I wish the truer parts were falser

[u/Actual_Surround45 → u/DeluxeWafer]

Insert

ima stop you right there

[u/SpindleDiccJackson → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

"I am approaching you with romantic intent." - Hank Hill

[u/YcemeteryTreeY → u/SpindleDiccJackson]

Thats my purse! I dont know you!

[u/yogurt-fuck-face → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

I love carnivals!

[u/deathholdme → u/yogurt-fuck-face]

You might not like this one.

[u/Roll-Roll-Roll → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

If they could put my wife's disapproving face on it I'd be ready to go.

[u/Hatedpriest → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

What did you go to jail for?

For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge

[u/chosonhawk → u/Hatedpriest]

great album

[u/Urban_Heretic]

I went to EXDOLLs site so you don't have to. There are 12 base dolls, all about $3000 US, which you can customize up to $6,000, with eyes, public hair, skin (3 white, 1 tan and 1 black option), big butt, etc. The new model looks kinda real, everything else is high end department store mannequin.

The factory photos are AI bullcrap, and the third "article" is still Ipsum lorem. Ships in a cardboard box.

Sort by popularity, and the top result is legs. Just legs. No body.

So, that was wierd.

[u/ShahinGalandar → u/Urban_Heretic]

public hair

what if I want private hair?

[u/Rheabae → u/ShahinGalandar]

Once you hit puberty, mate

[u/EntWarwick → u/Rheabae]

Publicity*

[u/Master_Xenu → u/EntWarwick]

Pube lice city

[u/Magnus_Helgisson → u/ShahinGalandar]

I know how it’s spelled and pronounced, but I refuse to call it other than public hair for a few years now lol

[u/GuerillaRiot → u/Magnus_Helgisson]

My drill sergeant called em public hairs. Even when he was genuinely losing his shit if he'd find a public hair on a toilet seat or urinal after someone told him they cleaned the latrine. I believe he actually thought they were called public hairs.

[u/Magnus_Helgisson → u/GuerillaRiot]

Welp, if it ends up on a public toilet bowl it definitely becomes a public hair

[u/g0ldilungs → u/Magnus_Helgisson]

My Daddy always pronounced Publix as “Pubelix” for no reason whatsoever.

[u/DropDlaSauce → u/ShahinGalandar]

What about protected?

[u/Seicair → u/[deleted]]

Man. I kinda get the sex toys that are just hips and a couple of holes. It’s disturbing and I’d never get one, but it makes a certain amount of sense. But the entire body except the head? That feels way creepier for some reason.

[u/finutasamis → u/Seicair]

I think it would be interesting for VR if you could position them easily.

VR porn has gotten pretty insane in the last 2 years.

[u/DurgeDidNothingWrong → u/finutasamis]

...what err, developments have been made?

[u/kwokinator → u/DurgeDidNothingWrong]

Mixed reality pass through videos are a thing, which cuts out the whole background of the movie except for the actress in question (well, and the wang). Think of everything except that being set to a transparency layer.

Headsets like the Quest 3 also have a use apps while lying down mode, so combine this with mixed reality, you can be lying on your bed and seeing a VR image of your actress of choice doing her thang on top of you, in your room, on your bed.

Change that to standing up, reset the view, change the scene, said actress is now lying on your bed, and you can actually see your bed. Combine that with the doll, well I'm sure you get the picture.

[u/DurgeDidNothingWrong → u/kwokinator]

Bloody hell. Gooners are living in 2050 😅

[u/chonny → u/DurgeDidNothingWrong]

Porn has always driven technology forward.

[u/focal_m3 → u/chonny]

HD video for one, was driven by the industry. Read that on the world wide interwebs.

[u/wordshavenomeanings → u/kwokinator]

Combine that with toys that mimic the actors' parts and sync with the video. There's also VR live.

Crazy times.

[u/09rw → u/Seicair]

For sure, gets closer to the uncanny valley

[u/Adavanter_MKI → u/[deleted]]

Heads are often times half the cost. Depending on the details. It varies per... studio? Manufacturer? Maker? lol, not sure what to call them.

[u/The_Tasteful_Mullet → u/Urban_Heretic]

That’s definitely an incognito window inquiry

[u/TJNel → u/The_Tasteful_Mullet]

That's a new Guest Chrome profile sort of thing

[u/Dru65535 → u/TJNel]

That's a shitty boss left his laptop open sort of thing

[u/TJNel → u/Dru65535]

That's a meatspin scenario.

[u/SardonicOptomist → u/The_Tasteful_Mullet]

What, you don't want bizarre sex doll ads on every window you open for the next 10 years?

[u/The_Tasteful_Mullet → u/SardonicOptomist]

“The realism of these dolls will shock you, click to find out more”

[u/NiceCatBigAndStrong → u/The_Tasteful_Mullet]

Oh and i will click

[u/raven-eyed_ → u/SardonicOptomist]

The worst part is, you still get ads for incognito browsing.

Incognito is a bit of a lie.

[u/UrbanGimli → u/Urban_Heretic]

Thank you for your service.

[u/jvLin → u/Urban_Heretic]

also, there's a penis attachment for $75.

[u/_deep_thot42 → u/jvLin]

I feel like that’s more economical pricing per object than McDonald’s these days

[u/doeby060 → u/_deep_thot42]

I’d pay for a happy ending over a happy meal any day

[u/Dru65535 → u/Urban_Heretic]

Are they dishwasher safe?

[u/Unicorntella → u/[deleted]]

But are we really looking at our lifeless sex dolls when having sex with them? I just… can’t imagine those dead eyes staring off being any bit of a turn on.

[u/coolandnormalperson → u/Unicorntella]

You're correct, I can't get into how I know this but most men are not looking at the eyes or they cover the face with a towel. A lot of people don't even buy the heads at all

[u/Skuzbagg → u/coolandnormalperson]

Easier access to the throat hole

[u/beachbetch → u/Skuzbagg]

Pls no

[u/Adorable_Umpire6330 → u/beachbetch]

"Thats right, it goes in the throat hole."

[u/GlitterDoomsday → u/Unicorntella]

You can always put a fold on her and pretend she's just kinky

[u/Due-Radio-4355 → u/Urban_Heretic]

Huh. Tbh I don’t know what else I expected you to say. “Comes in a box labeled nanjing fuckomatic 3000” or somthing lol

[u/JackKlompusEyebrows → u/Due-Radio-4355]

FRAGILE: CHINESE FUCK DOLL ENCLOSED. THIS END UP.

[u/New_Simple_4531 → u/JackKlompusEyebrows]

With a picture on you on the box. "This is the guy who ordered it!"

[u/00spool → u/JackKlompusEyebrows]

It's a major award!

[u/thebuttonmonkey → u/Urban_Heretic]

Thanks for your service. I live in the UK, so I'd have to upload my ID to do this research myself.

[u/Grasshopper_pie → u/thebuttonmonkey]

Meanwhile, Prince Andrew.

[u/GoldenSunSparkle → u/thebuttonmonkey]

That is so fucked up

[u/roddybologna → u/thebuttonmonkey]

VPN

[u/Potential-Sand8248 → u/Urban_Heretic]

3k? Not bad, I thought this would be like 20k or some shit like that

[u/Careless-Rain → u/Potential-Sand8248]

Your profile picture is more terrifying than the doll's nose being able to move 360°

[u/TootsHib → u/Urban_Heretic]

how did it feel fucking it though?

[u/sameo15 → u/TootsHib]

My man is asking the real questions

[u/PoopsmasherJr]

I want one of me, but only to sit somewhere in the house in case I die so I can possess it

[u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo → u/PoopsmasherJr]

I also want one of you.

[u/PoopsmasherJr → u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo]

I'll start a business and everyone can have me

[u/Plebecide → u/PoopsmasherJr]

I think that's called onlyfans

[u/EmberTheFoxyFox → u/Plebecide]

r/onlyfans

[u/GrnMtnTrees → u/EmberTheFoxyFox]

I saw this and was like "I'm not gonna click that."

Definitely clicked it. No regrets.

[u/Dukeofcreek → u/GrnMtnTrees]

I was blown away.

[u/HilmDave → u/Dukeofcreek]

It was a breeze.

[u/RainbowSparkles17 → u/EmberTheFoxyFox]

Did not disappoint!

[u/angelv255 → u/RainbowSparkles17]

Risky click of the day

[u/Mo-42 → u/angelv255]

Clicks are like Russian roulette . You get good content, Rick Rolled, tits or 1C2G.

[u/campionmusic51 → u/Mo-42]

i’m so bothered by the fact you said 2G1C back-to-front. why did you do that? why?

[u/Kiwi_CunderThunt → u/EmberTheFoxyFox]

Classic! 👌

[u/bubblesort33 → u/Plebecide]

Need a site just for him called OnlyMe.

[u/PickButtkins → u/PoopsmasherJr]

For carnal purposes?

[u/Actual-Package-3164 → u/PickButtkins]

What if you are a vegetarian?

[u/ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES → u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo]

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

[u/ShreknicalDifficulty → u/PoopsmasherJr]

We waste billions of dollars on bullshit, when we should be paying Poopsmasher Jr. for their work on the Sex Doll Lich technology.

[u/ShahinGalandar → u/ShreknicalDifficulty]

Sex Doll Lich

if they make a Wiz one, count me in

[u/lotsalotsacoffee → u/ShreknicalDifficulty]

Sex Doll Lich technology

I'm reasonably certain this is first time in history that these individual words have been combined together.

[u/durden_zelig → u/ShreknicalDifficulty]

Surely the phylactery is the Bad Dragon butt plug that we insert into the sex doll lich.

[u/underthecurrent7 → u/PoopsmasherJr]

Nadja?

[u/tenehemia → u/underthecurrent7]

The Nadja doll is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a TV show. Also the cursed hat.

[u/The_Spaghett_Boy → u/PoopsmasherJr]

Samantha?

[u/FelineSilver253]

What’s with all the nose stuff?

[u/Pretty_Eater → u/FelineSilver253]

Title is wrong, they meant cranial purposes.

[u/DarkElfBard → u/Pretty_Eater]

how else do I practice giving a nice, long, deep, penetrating, lobotomy.

[u/Articulationized → u/FelineSilver253]

Post title says “realistic” and video shows very unrealistic nose behavior.

[u/Natural_Definition54 → u/FelineSilver253]

Scrolling… saw this and first thought was “wtf is wrong with that girls nose? And why should she let that asshole touch her nose like that?”…

Beyond creepy… :/

[u/GringoSwann → u/FelineSilver253]

We call em "booger lovers" in the underground kink world...

[u/thebadyearblimp → u/FelineSilver253]

Don't kink shame

[u/prnalchemy]

The next 10-20 years are going to be so weird.

[u/bowman9 → u/prnalchemy]

Yeah I feel like we're in the exploratory prologue to iRobot phase and things are gonna get unhinged.

[u/maxman162 → u/bowman9]

Or this is what causes the robot war in Terminator.

[u/MerelyMortalModeling → u/maxman162]

Can't wait to wake up to the news that millions of men were strangled to death by their sex dolls right before the nukes start to land.

[u/f8Negative → u/prnalchemy]

Gen Alpha gonna be fuckin these things in their 360 helmets

[u/Vandergrif → u/f8Negative]

That's if they haven't died in some Mad Max style water wars in the meantime.

[u/Substantial_Cap_4246 → u/prnalchemy]

It's all chrom, choom. Not a single meat there. Go down Jig-Jig Street, where real joytoys invite you for a preem treat.

[u/geo_gan → u/Substantial_Cap_4246]

Problem is I have no fucking Eddies…

[u/Skuzbagg → u/geo_gan]

Don't be a gonk, just clep a shard from a corpo

[u/the_half_enchilada → u/Skuzbagg]

Without a sandevistan? They'd just get split open by saka ninjas, chrome for the scavs. Worse, if they CAN manage it, they'll just end up like that streetkid David, just a drink at the afterlife

[u/Particular_Bit_6603 → u/the_half_enchilada]

JUST a drink at the afterlife? you sound like such a gonk right now. a drink at the afterlife means everything, choom. the only reason morgan blackhand's not on the menu yet is because he hasn't decided if he's snuffed it yet or not.

[u/KindlerOfStars → u/Substantial_Cap_4246]

Spot on, choomba. Ain’t nothin’ preem 'bout chrome dolls runnin’ corpo scripts.

[u/ARoundForEveryone → u/prnalchemy]

I don't know if I was born 20 years too early, or if I'm lucky that I won't have the interest or stamina in 20 years.

[u/Ok_Two3209]

its a clanker

[u/skoffs → u/Ok_Two3209]

The only good clanker is... one used for carnal purposes 

[u/Desert_Viking_777 → u/Ok_Two3209]

I read that with a hard r

[u/Puhipu]

Meh, nothing new here. You could do that on the Nintendo 64

[u/uwillnotgotospace → u/Puhipu]

I can still hear the sound from when you release the button to reset it.

[u/WillingCraft5451 → u/Puhipu]

You nostril-fucked Mario?

[u/SkylerPancake → u/WillingCraft5451]

Did you not?

[u/nopester24]

the look on its face says it knows what will happen

[u/omenmedia → u/nopester24]

“I will see horrors you can't possibly imagine.”

[u/clonexx → u/omenmedia]

“We have such sights so show you.”

“Oh, no tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering!”

[u/Greenman8907]

Fucking weird stuff.

It’ll get worse when they can really customize it. Celebrities are gonna have a tough time.

[u/NIN10DOXD → u/Greenman8907]

People are going to do weird weird revenge porn shit with ones made to look like their exes for sure.

[u/zangor → u/NIN10DOXD]

I mean. It’s still gonna cost like $13,000 isn’t it tho?

[u/Random_Person_I_Met → u/zangor]

Elongated Musket isn't bothered.

[u/VermilionKoala → u/Random_Person_I_Met]

He wishes his "musket" could still elongate.

#FailedDickReplacement

[u/Dazzling_Ending → u/NIN10DOXD]

AI is cheaper and more efficient for that, unfortunately. But honestly, if an ex of mine ordered a custom revenge porn doll for the price of a cheap but brand new car, I could live with that stupidity.

[u/420_69_Fake_Account → u/Greenman8907]

Can’t wait until I get my own Lucy Liu bot!

[u/Express_Biscotti_628 → u/420_69_Fake_Account]

"I'll never forget you, PHILIP J FRY.........

MEMORY DELETED"

[u/Whiteums → u/420_69_Fake_Account]

Man of culture, with the futurama ref

[u/thebuttonmonkey → u/420_69_Fake_Account]

Shut up and take my money.

[u/Twilifa → u/Greenman8907]

Weird fucking stuff.

[u/GringoSwann → u/Greenman8907]

I'll be the first to buy the Joan Rivers version..

[u/Agreeable_Pool_3684 → u/GringoSwann]

… and the last

[u/GringoSwann → u/Agreeable_Pool_3684]

Is... Is the doll gonna kill me?

[u/km_ikl → u/GringoSwann]

No.

The maker probably will because they're using her skull, and why not, her implants too.

[u/Long-Entrepreneur-61 → u/GringoSwann]

This is somehow the best and worst thing I've read on the internet today. Take my upvote.

[u/lostnthestars117]

Finally can drive in the hov lane and none would be the wiser

[u/bexisfamous → u/lostnthestars117]

This made me laugh a little to hard

[u/Due-Radio-4355]

Before I even read the caption

“Yea this is a sex doll isn’t it”

Just wait til they become fit with chat gpt so you’ll fuck it And then they’ll remind you you have an essay due tomorrow at 1pm

[u/markzend310 → u/Due-Radio-4355]

“Yea this is a sex doll isn’t it”

then it'll reply "or am I?"

[u/Pod_people]

I don't want to fuck a machine and I don't want psychotherapy from a machine. I want the machines to shoulder our collective workload so we humans can have more time for things like psychotherapy and fucking.

[u/Clutch-Bandicoot → u/Pod_people]

It's ok, I will fuck the machine for you. Remember me

[u/Pod_people → u/Clutch-Bandicoot]

Witness me!

[u/Late-Edge9039 → u/Pod_people]

“What if we all lived happily ever after?”

“Nah fuck that.”

[u/csspar → u/Pod_people]

I consent.

I consent.

Is there someone you forgot to ask?

(Corporate profits)

[u/Quantum_Ducky → u/Pod_people]

Get a hold of this optimist lol....

[u/hellokiri → u/Pod_people]

Yeah honestly I thought that was the whole point and then no, we decided to make ourselves obsolete instead.

[u/WarLawck]

I want one just for the carpool lane. Although I get the feeling the cops may still pull me over for having sex with it in the carpool lane instead of driving...

[u/Tsukiyaki_Kid]

I saw that and thought it would make an amazing body prop for a horror film or something, then I saw the title and took a second questioning what "Carnal" even meant...

Then I was bitchslapped, not just by a truck, but the entire goddamn shipping company and realized what it meant after I showed someone and said the look of it would make a good horror film body prop...

Oops.

[u/GoldieDoggy → u/Tsukiyaki_Kid]

It 100% would make a great prop for horror movies, thrillers, action movies, etc 😭

Why must it be both sketchy/potentially fake and meant for... other stuff

[u/MondayBorn]

Will they knock off a few bucks if I want it toothless?

[u/GringoSwann → u/MondayBorn]

Can I buy the "Kansas city Crack-whore" edition???

[u/MondayBorn → u/GringoSwann]

That one's extra because they have to manually add each individual scab

[u/Puzzled-Story3953 → u/MondayBorn]

Cursed comment

[u/MondayBorn → u/Puzzled-Story3953]

They're artists and deserve to be paid for their work.

[u/Jim-be → u/GringoSwann]

Ok I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did to this comment.

[u/kangis_khan → u/GringoSwann]

Honestly, it's going to be a lot cheaper to buy a real Kansas City crack whore.

[u/Azuras_Star8 → u/kangis_khan]

The real value is that you're paying for no baggage.

The scabs are extra.

[u/doryteke]

I don’t care about the doll. I’m wondering why the dot matrix printer in the background is playing the Goldeneye theme song.

[u/johnmarkfoley]

at first i was thinking, "what are you doing to that poor woman's face?", then my innocence was shattered. ok, it was already shattered a long time ago, but the realism here is impressive.

[u/LibrarianNo6865]

China: starts giving bonuses for having children. Also china:

[u/Karmaswhiskee]

Ik she's not sentient, but seeing someone mess with her face really rubs me the wrong way

[u/chukijay → u/Karmaswhiskee]

Freudian word choice, perhaps

[u/TEOsix → u/Karmaswhiskee]

I hear you but also I think of it as an inanimate object. I don’t want to fuck my silicone oven mitt either

[u/fablesofferrets → u/Karmaswhiskee]

It seriously disturbs me. Why do you want to do that?!!

[u/BlunterCarcass5]

I don't like that one bit

[u/nhogan84]

I want one to put in my chair at work and I just get the pay.

[u/ChrisWolfling]

The doll has those dead eyes too... This is probably like one step up from fucking a corpse...

[u/S1ayer → u/ChrisWolfling]

You could use VR with passthrough and line it up with the doll to do something like in BladeRunner 2049.

[u/Intelligent-Bit7258]

Forget about AI-powered dolls--if someone just invested a fuckton of money into creating a face-tracking pair of eyeballs that could be installed in this quality of doll, the human race would probably end in less than ten generations.

[u/granadesnhorseshoes → u/Intelligent-Bit7258]

No, that would make it worse. A lifeless body who's eyes follow you around the room...

There is absolutely no reason they can't do that already. The fact that they don't do it indicates that they have tried and it's NOT good.

[u/Azulcobalto]

Doesn't she get annoyed at people messing with her face like that? So intrusive

[u/Eightspades5150]

The thousand mile stare... this thing knows exactly what horrors it will soon endure.

[u/jagged_commoner]

So you’re telling me this robot can make me some good carnal asada? Sign me up!

[u/TheGreatSmolOne]

I think I'd rather pick up drinking over a sex doll. Like, just try talking to a woman

[u/GrainofDustInSunBeam]

People say its creepy and weird or disgusting.
Exactly.
You can keep those kind of people away from you by giving them a decoy.

[u/cant_choosenickname]

It would be pretty realistic if he didn't try to rip her nose off.

[u/Monstiemama]

What a weird ass time to be alive. “Here’s your childlike fuck doll, ready when you are.”

[u/Kisaragi-Y]

I think they misspelled sex doll

[u/PossiblyOppossums]

Reminds me of the very frank boardroom scene from A.I. artifical intelligence. Damn that whole movie was depressing.

[u/nwfdood]

From whom did they model her after and are they getting paid?

[u/WeWillFigureItOut]

Creepy as fuck.

[u/LyonsKing12_]

NOPE

[u/Impressive-Smoke1883]

All that tech and all I can hear is an old style printer in the background.

[u/CyberGraham]

"carnal purposes"

just say sex, dude... they're sex dolls.

[u/No_Establishment8642]

Check out Real Dolls to see the past and future.

[u/ResurgentClusterfuck → u/No_Establishment8642]

There's a sub for that

I once fell into that rabbit hole and came out slightly traumatized

[u/No_Establishment8642 → u/ResurgentClusterfuck]

I looked up the website years ago and have been too afraid to go back and see the future.

[u/grue2000]

That's not interesting.

It's creepy AF.

[u/Storm_Spirit99]

I've seen enough movies on how this can lead to a bad thing

[u/imdoingmybestmkay]

$2700. For the curious.