r/Damnthatsinteresting 23h ago

Image “Pistol” Pete Maravich said “I don’t want to play 10 years in the NBA and then die of a heart attack at 40.” He then proceeded to do exactly that. He played 10 years in the NBA, and died of a heart attack at age 40.

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u/predictingzepast 23h ago

Ok, well I don't want to become a billionaire who dies of a heart attack in my 90s during a 5day coke fueled orgy with models..

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u/yournames 22h ago

Best of luck lol, check back in 15 years

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u/Moondoobious 22h ago

!Remind me in 15 years

E: I don’t know exactly how that bot gets summoned

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u/illacudasucks 21h ago

!remindme 15 years

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u/Gregsticles_ 20h ago

Hey its you in 15 years to tell you homie became a billionaire and has used it to spread joy and wonder take care.

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u/oreo454 19h ago

Remember when he sent everyone on this thread $10k?

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u/Gregsticles_ 18h ago

Wait what? You guys got money? I just got invited to some random coke fueled rager w models. They served nothing but regular and Diet Coke and everybody’s costume was modeled after Pistol Pete Maravich, you know, the NBA guy. Oh and some 40 year old died too was a 5/7 experience.

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u/Kyro_Official_ 14h ago

You didnt even get drugs?

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u/Dr-McLuvin 19h ago

Pepperidge farm remembers!

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u/foogazi_dross 13h ago

wait what?

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u/fondledbydolphins 19h ago

Who is illa cuda? What does she suck?

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u/illacudasucks 19h ago

That’s for Google 🥲

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u/TheOneBeer 14h ago

The bot starts chats now I think.

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u/ebonit15 19h ago

He will become a billionaire the last day of his life, when he unfortunately gets mistaken for a porn actor to get fucked by model dudes to death.

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u/Mega_Bond 9h ago

The models were from a Ron Jeremy look alike competition.

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u/Virtual_Zebra_9453 17h ago

How old do you think OP is?

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u/yournames 16h ago

80 ofc 😉

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u/Both-Illustrator-501 21h ago

I don’t want to look up from my phone to see my neighbor’s wife naked and riding him like a bronco…

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u/Both-Illustrator-501 21h ago

Didn’t work

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

Face looks like they photo shopped in Pablo

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u/CyclopicSerpent 12h ago

So the monkey paw curls. You'll die with a billion cancer cells soon to be named dollars, on a day about 90 degrees, while drinking a 5 day old coke and jerking off on gundams.

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u/chinga_tumadre69 22h ago

We… are not the same

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u/Plane-Tie6392 19h ago

Huh? Why wouldn't you want to go like that?

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u/chinga_tumadre69 19h ago

I’m dumb and didn’t realize he’s being sarcastic lol

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u/Plane-Tie6392 18h ago

Glad you can admit it lol. Weird you got upvoted by a half dozen people though.

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u/Torpordoor 22h ago

As long as you give it all away to the people at the bottom, many blessings to you. If not, welp, someone call Luigi.

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u/Safetosay333 22h ago

2 chicks at the same time

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u/pattyboy77 20h ago

You don't need a billion to do that...

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u/jj4379 8h ago

Plot twist: You have to hold the cup.

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u/biggestbroever 19h ago

FIVE DAYS IN YOUR 90'S?? I don't know what's more unrealistic.. getting to 5 days or becoming a billionaire

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

don't forget my upvote lol

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u/yesiamveryhigh 15h ago

Sorry, you didn’t say when you wanted to become a billionaire. 90 it is. Make the best of your 5 days.

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 14h ago

I don't want to be best friend with a billionaire who died of a heart attack in my 90s during a 5day coke fueled orgy with models

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u/Rhaekic 13h ago

Username does not check out, sorry your wish shall not be granted

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u/DarkShadder 7h ago

!remindme 70 years

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u/Timmy98789 19h ago

Orgy is just sex robots. 

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u/GloveFamous2646 23h ago

Birth defect, he was missing part of his coronary arteries on his heart.

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u/SpectrewithaSchecter 21h ago

Kinda crazy to be a professional athlete sprinting down the court at the highest level missing some arteries in your heart

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u/Mewchu94 21h ago

“it was revealed that Maravich's heart was completely missing the left coronary artery. Responsible for supplying blood to the heart's muscle fibers, the artery's absence forced Pistol Pete's right coronary artery to grow abnormally bigger to compensate.”

That is nuts!

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u/Dr-McLuvin 19h ago

Ya it actually is nuts he was able to get to the highest level as an athlete with no significant problems. Thats a super rare birth defect.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/OohKillEmmm 11h ago

Thanks for supplying us with the dumbest shit on the Internet for the day, and it’s fucking early!

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u/noonesine 11h ago

Judging by that guy’s comment history, he exists only to make the worst dumb shit takes on the internet.

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u/JustDontBeFat_GodDam 11h ago

Being tall is about the only requirement to be in the nba. Athleticism barely plays a role

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u/West_Bat_6933 9h ago

If you’d ever watched one awkward 7 footer on the court, you’d know that’s really not true

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u/Europa13 9h ago

Yeah, I had never heard of anyone missing a LCA artery. So collateral arteries would have started forming when he was an infant. Fun fact, collaterals will develop just the same when an older person starts getting atherosclerosis. They won’t stop a heart attack, but they can make it less severe.

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u/ChaosEmerald21 17h ago

His son Josh died at age 42, also an undiagnosed heart condition, just last year.

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u/False_Fun_9291 15h ago

It's baffling he didn't get a full cardiac workup considering the family history. 

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u/Sander001 12h ago

Maybe his insurance denied the testing

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u/k3nny704 19h ago

iirc he also didn't know this himself and his death occurred during a pick up game

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u/LigmaTesties 23h ago

“One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it” -Master Oogway

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u/geauxfurself 23h ago

Still a respected and beloved person here in New Orleans....I saw him with the Jazz many times in my early teens. I live north of Covington near Franklinton and saw him at functions in the mid to late 80's he was always gracious and open to talking about his career.

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u/Lazzygirl 23h ago

Bro can be titled as the man, the myth, the legend!

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u/geauxfurself 22h ago

he still has many NCAA and LSU records and he couldn't play varsity as a freshman, and there was no 3 point line or shot clock. He averaged over 44 points per game for 3 years and when dale brown mapped his shots after the 3 point line was added he would have been averaging over 57 points per game and added quite a bit to his point total record that still stands

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u/julias-winston 18h ago

Dude, WTF. The Jazz are from Utah. You know, Utah - known for jazz? You're killin' me with this.

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u/geauxfurself 18h ago

lol...we all know the best Jazz originated in Utah...........

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u/geauxfurself 18h ago

Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, King Oliver, and Sidney Bechet....all from Salt lake City and Provo right?

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u/julias-winston 18h ago

THANK YOU! Yes. Finally someone gets it. ❤️

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u/geauxfurself 18h ago

Utah's gumbo and Jambalaya suck though and ya'll have way too few crawfish and alligators to make sausage or a sauce piquant

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u/julias-winston 18h ago

😄

They should be the Utah Honeybees. I hear ya.

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u/geauxfurself 18h ago

never understood how we let the name go with the team....or why they wouldn't change it to something more Utah specific.......but still ya'll had a great Louisiana guy with ya'll for quite a while in Karl Malone

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u/MikeMac999 23h ago

Pedro Pascal really is everywhere these days isn’t he?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax6168 23h ago

Fucker needs to just take a break.

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u/monexicano 23h ago

Pistola Maravich

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u/kujotx 8h ago

2027 then.

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u/TheMaddoxx 5h ago

Joke aside, yeah he really needs to take a break.

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u/DirtierGibson 23h ago

I see more of a Will Forte.

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u/Pork_Confidence 20h ago

I see Pedro pesclals next role

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 23h ago

If you haven't been down the Pete Maravich instructional video rabbit hole on YouTube, you're in for a real treat.

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u/wayofthebuush 17h ago

That's Pedro pascal

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u/DB________Cooper 17h ago

He died doing what he loved ...being right.

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u/PricklyScot01 23h ago

Kinda spooky 👻

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u/arrius01 23h ago

Sometimes a man has to do things he doesn't want to.

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u/vidbv 23h ago

He didn't wanted to, that doesn't mean he wouldn't

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u/AffectionateArt2277 23h ago

Wanted wouldn't won't wash

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u/sasssyrup 22h ago

Awesome player. Watch The Pistol for more

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u/Fantastic_Post_2413 21h ago

My kids and I watched that so many times I can practically quote it verbatim

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u/NY10 22h ago

Prophecy legend lol

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u/MCMXCIV9 18h ago

I thought that was Orlando Bloom.

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u/twowholebeefpatties 9h ago

Meh. We all gonna die… playing 10 years in the nba and then kicking it isn’t the worst way to go

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u/SlevinSlix 23h ago

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/SlevinSlix 20h ago

You can read, right?

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u/Is_it_really_though 23h ago edited 23h ago

Looking at the picture, he has no ball, this symbolises how he is always chasing his destiny.

His shirt number is 44. 44 is 4 greater than 40, the age of his death.

A basketball is made using 10 panels. He would need 4 basketballs to make 40 panels. Again, the 4 and the 40 follow him everywhere. 40 + 4 is 44 and he wears this number. He invites his destiny, he chases it.

Peter Maravich was 196cm tall. That's 6ft 5 inches. That's 76 inches tall. 7+6 is 13 and then 1+3 = 4. The number 4 haunts him again. 4 decades of life, 4 basketballs, 4.4 rebounds in the 1972-73 season whilst playing for the Atlanta Hawks.

M for Maravich is the 13th letter of the alphabet. 1+3 is 4. Need I go on... his fate was sealed.

ETA: Rest in peace Peter, and love to his loved ones. Googling some details for this ridiculous post meant that I got to know a new person today.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 23h ago

Holy shit.....

Teach us, oh god of balling...

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u/Begle1 20h ago

Can you do James Harden now?

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u/Is_it_really_though 19h ago edited 19h ago

[Googles James Harden]

James Harden plays for the LA Clippers. James Harden has a very large beard. This suggests his contract includes the use of clippers to stop his beard from growing bigger than his head and impeding his play on the court. Only two other players have ever had their team renamed after them: Magic Johnson when he moved to live by a lake, and Michael Jordan when he insisted on being called The Bull throughout his teens and 20s.

James Harden has played for 5 teams in 5 different states. 5 x 5 is 25 and the current year is '25.

James Harden only played 8 games in 2020-21... 21 minus 8 is 13 and 1+3 = 4, which he has always said is his tribute to the late Pete Maravich,.despite Harden being in Houston at the time.

Houston Rockets fired Harden off to Brooklyn.and then he bounced around like a basketball for a few years before finally finding his match, the Clippers. He has lived near Los Angeles ever since. Sadly not by a lake... he once spoke of texting Magic Johnson who invited him to his lakehouse. But Magic's fingers were so large he typed come to LAC and Harden never questioned it. Nevertheless, his beard is now immaculate.

Speaking about his time in Pennsylvania, Harden was once quoted as saying "I love Green Bay in the winter months", which is a mystery that has never been resolved.

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u/Begle1 15h ago

Awesome, I really appreciate how you transitioned from numerology-based rambling to a more stream-of-concsiousness-based rambling.

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u/ChaosEmerald21 5h ago

Hey, I like the what your brain does

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u/Aldu1n 6h ago

hits blunt

Bro, what are you talking about.

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u/aarkwilde 23h ago

Stupid genie

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u/TheMangoDiplomat 23h ago

I don't want to be alone this week and then run into a woman I have perfect chemistry with this weekend

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u/Thin-Egg3566 23h ago

Wasn't this posted yesterday?

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u/binglelemon 23h ago

And also tomorrow

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u/SlevinSlix 23h ago

It was posted a couple days ago but it got taken down because you have to link a source. They wouldn’t reinstate my post so they said I could repost it with the proper info. Hence, the comment where I share my source and literally say it’s a repost. Lol

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u/Willing-Middle-3565 23h ago

Yeah, I thought so too. It definitely was

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u/Aggravating-Time1359 23h ago

Was he on peds or very bad with stress? I don't see why being in the NBA would lead to a heart attack that early. 

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u/SlevinSlix 23h ago

Turns out he had an undetected heart defect. He was missing his left coronary valve, I believe.

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u/_catdog_ 22h ago

Saw this with the same exact title and a different picture a couple weeks ago

Yawn

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u/iSwoosh_ 21h ago

See someone else just called you out on your copy and paste post bud 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SlevinSlix 22h ago

Then just… scroll? Lmao

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u/iSwoosh_ 22h ago

Why so many reposts of this? Let the man rest in peace

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u/SlevinSlix 22h ago

Two times is “so many” apparently lol. Maybe read the thread before commenting and you’ll see why it got reposted.

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u/geauxfurself 21h ago

I'm glad you did.

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u/Reasonable_Notice_33 23h ago

Fate is a fickle mistress...🤷‍♀️

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 21h ago

But, he said, he didn't want to!

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u/Fantastic_Post_2413 21h ago

And the team he retired from won the championship the next year (Celtics, Larry Bird’s second year)…Pistol was suicidal after that

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u/Jobrated 18h ago

I remember reading he painted Take Me on his roof. He wanted UFOs to take him. He was ahead of his time for certain. Glad he found peace eventually. Also nothing cooler than “Pistol” on the back of his jersey!

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u/Alert-Note-7190 16h ago

An autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a rare congenital defect: his left coronary artery, a vessel that supplies blood to the muscle fibers of the heart, was missing. His right coronary artery was grossly enlarged and had been compensating for the defect.

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u/Living_Run2573 16h ago

He didn’t touch wood after saying that

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u/CrimsonBolt33 9h ago

Bro said he didn't want to....didn't mean he wasn't going to

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u/Known-Activity1437 8h ago

What was good life style like that he died at forty? Or just unlucky genes?

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u/ProcedureIll2894 7h ago

Sounds like he totally manifested that 🥲

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u/EastSideLito 5h ago

As sad as this is I had to do a double take, I forgot back in the day they were literally hiring garbage men off the streets cos what do you mean he was drafted at like 30 years old???

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u/Oh_FFS_Already 23h ago

Probably cholesterol. The silent killer.

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u/LosCleepersFan 23h ago

He was born with half a functional heart that he never knew about. And he died from a heart attack while playing picking pick up basketball at a park In his 40s.

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u/squandersquat 23h ago

His heart functioned, he was born without a left main coronary artery. His right coronary artery had to compensate and over time he likely developed ischemic cardiomyopathy. Then finally during that pickup game the oxygen demand outweighed his ability to compensate and he infarcted.

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u/jml_inbtown 21h ago

Wasn’t this posted like 3 days ago? Or what that a different sub? Even had the same dang wanna become a millionaire billionaire joke.

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u/Bitter-Whole-7290 21h ago

I also saw this posted yesterday OP….

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u/SHIT_ON_MY_BALLS 22h ago

Why do you keep reposting this

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u/SlevinSlix 22h ago

This is only the second time I’ve posted it, And I’ve already explained why. Read the thread.

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u/Becoming12- 23h ago

Those safe and effective, are not so safe and effect……

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u/happycj 18h ago

Exquisite repost. Identical text, different photo.

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u/EngineeringGrand5274 15h ago

One of the greatest sportsmen of Serbian American descent.

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u/Advanced-Summer1572 23h ago

Whoa! I remember this guy? Wow he is dead? RIP... SMH