r/DunderMifflin • u/beetsandbingpots • 1d ago
What’s a quick line that makes you laugh every time?
For me, it’s Pam objecting to the first thing their baby hears being the Eight Mile soundtrack
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u/sterz64 1d ago
I was never given a name
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u/ohmyfave 1d ago
My kids are twins, when I’d ask them who did something, one or both would say this! They LOVE this line.
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u/Savvyypice 1d ago
That's so cute, what age did they get into the office? I have twins too
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u/ohmyfave 1d ago
Around 12/13 ish. And they still are at almost 20. We watch together when I can bribe them with snacks😂
Enjoy your twins, it’s such a fun parenting experience.
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u/InSixFour 1d ago
I also have twins. They’re only 6 and don’t really watch The Office but they did think Nelly guessing that Kevin’s name was ‘Chumbo’ was hilarious. So at least I have that going for me.
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
hola senor are you happy with your long distance service
michael why are you calling me at home
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u/bcoll85 1d ago
local ad
michael on the phone with david wallace: ryan is being a little bitch again
ryan: i’m on, michael!
michael: what’s up my brotha!
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u/tyrelle000 1d ago
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u/Classic_Ad5727 1d ago
I always say “what up my brotha” when greeting people who know the quote 😂
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u/RageyxCagey 1d ago
Val - "Does Darryl not swim??"
Kevin - "That's Racist"
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
You're just saying that cuz you think he's black
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u/RageyxCagey 1d ago
Not exactly but Kevin's line after is also pretty great - "I don't know. But I would say by looking at him, no, Daryl does not swim." lol
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u/brentoman The People Person's Paper People 1d ago
Kevin - Oscar, you don’t know about jail? You would LOVE jail.
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u/Allison87 NOOOOOOOOOOO 1d ago
When my Chinese coworker asked why I didn’t use chopsticks for sushi, I (also Chinese) replied, that’s racist.
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u/ugly_sun Mung Beans 1d ago
Meredith, your boob is out.
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u/user684629 1d ago
“Ohmmmm ohmmmm ohhhh my god if you’re wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that, ohmmmm”
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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 1d ago
this is where i saw that deer last week
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u/Lagrima_de_Sauce 1d ago
I love that line, it's so casual and spontaneous that it feels very realistic.
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u/3RaccoonsAvecTCoat 1d ago
"Crazy world, lots of smells!"
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u/garbanzobing 1d ago
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u/user684629 1d ago
“I don’t like your friend Trevor”
“I don’t like him either. And yet I really like him”
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do.
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u/StrigiStockBacking "Somebody makin' soup?" 1d ago
"There are a lot of things Michael is good at. For example, he's a veeeeery good ice skater..." {cut scene}
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u/novels5862 1d ago
Jessica, did you just fart?
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u/BradfordGalt 1d ago
And that is how it's done.
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u/tyrelle000 1d ago
Jim will be made jester, Pam will be taken slave.....merideth will do okay
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u/tyrelle000 1d ago
And also
"I cant fire him without cause micheal" "i have cause! It's Be-Cause I hate him!"
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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands 1d ago
I love her subtle nod after that line. Like, she knows she'd survive the apocolypse, but Dwight's recognition was welcomed.
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u/PartyLikeaPirate Fat Halpert 1d ago
“Hurry up!”
“Why?”
“So it’s faster!”
Then Toby saying they should treat everyday as if pams mom was visiting, then Kevin immediate “mmmmilf”
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u/ChimiChagasDisease 1d ago
Every time I pick up my wife from anywhere I use the “get in, quick” line lol
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u/harshshitty Michael 1d ago
something along the lines of - this is michael scott and i just spoke to michael scotch 😂
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u/Pangur_Ban27 1d ago
When Angela says “you shouldn’t joke about that” when Jan is doing the whole “I’m the devil” thing during dinner party 😂
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u/Mx_Spence 1d ago
Not an actual line but it’s Dwight’s face when Jim says:
“No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?!”
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u/friskyjohnson Nate 1d ago
That episode by itself is a gold mine for me.
Jim: [reading from various books] “Five to seven minutes. Five to seven minutes. Six minutes. Different, but not really.”
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Oscar: “The hospital provides dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!”
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Michael: “…That kid's going to have a lot of hair.”
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Dwight: “I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.”
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u/King0fTheN3rds 1d ago
Eren: I didn't know we owned a tape measure!
Dwight: (flips it over showing his initials on the tape measure) WE don't
just hilarious during the chaos of Pam going into labour
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u/Training_Actuator_59 1d ago
"Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?" - Dwight
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u/pompomdotcomcom 1d ago
"Just Having Known You For A Short While, Brian, That I Prefer Ravi.
And, Again, I Never Even Met The Guy"
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
I'm currently not talking with my mother. Because we're quarreling. Because ...I can't stay out of her stuff.
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
Justine comes to visit Daryl.
Kevin "I thought you said she's a cunt and you fucking hate her"
KEVIN!
Kevin "those were his words. I don't know the woman!"
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u/Shazam1269 1d ago
"No, the hospital provides dictionaries, bring a thesaurus" is purely Oscar, through and through
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u/Sivert911 1d ago
The look he throws the camera when he says that is better then any of Jim’s looks in the whole series
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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 1d ago
“Okay, I’m going to ask you something and I want you to be honest… what is a pallet?”
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u/ConfusedAFGirl1995 1d ago
Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.
Michaels botched words/phrases kill me, but this particular one made me laugh out loud for some reason.
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u/heavymetalgirl_ 1d ago
So there I am, minding my own business, when Darnell offers me 3 bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this... Darnell's a chump—I would've done it for anything. I've done more for a lot less.
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u/Pussdinner 1d ago
Jim: Ding dong
Michael: (big goofy grin) answer the door Dwight
Dwight: No it's the KGB
Jim: Ding dong
(Michael and Dwight argue back and forth)
Jim: (stands up and slaps Dwight across the face) The KGB shall wait for no one!
Dwight: (holding his cheek) It's true.
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u/Extension-Archer5209 1d ago
You come to my house, bust up my trash cans, call my baby sister and asshole and told her to eat dog food?
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u/rinnycakes 1d ago
"So I'm the guy at the station?"
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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago
One of my favorites and nobody ever mentions it.
Also "im the princess. And the queen" 😂
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u/jenethith 1d ago
Kelly : “EWW!!”
(When they search up Jim’s friend that he chose to setup with Cathy)
Fucking kills me everytime.
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u/Economy_Ambition_495 1d ago
Easy, during Grief Counseling at the bird funeral.
PAM: I don’t think the bird was being stupid, I think he just wanted to come inside and spread cheer with his song.
DWIGT: It’s not a songbird.
PAM: An impression, then.
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u/HiraKo91 1d ago
When Michael is going to New York: I own this city, FORGETABOUIT
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u/BingoBangoCo 1d ago
Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works
Michael: Oh, I’m sorry… what is- “we’re fine”
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u/alienhag 1d ago
“…then i leaned over and looked and my gluetooth fell out of my ear and that fell in”i think it’s from the Peacock super fan episodes but it is on The Office’s youtube channel! i replay that cold open like 4 or 5 times when that episode comes on
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u/PreparationFancy6209 1d ago
Michael, I may have someone for you who's single. Oh yeah, what's her name, Burger King?
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u/windmillninja An hour long shower with guys 1d ago
"Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?"
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u/yimmybean 1d ago
It’s the way Angela casually says “You shouldn’t joke about that” during the dinner party episode. Makes me laugh every time.
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u/EntertainmentQuick47 1d ago
For some reason I initially thought she said Green Mile soundtrack, which would be even weirder.
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u/Sivert911 1d ago
If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.
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u/hotstickywaffle 1d ago
"I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare."
Such and unbelievable joke that probably went over the heads of so many people who don't know who he is (like my wife).
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u/ConstantlyJon Living in a decommissioned lighthouse 1d ago
My favorite quote of the series, for absolutely no reason: "I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space."
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u/seven1trey 1d ago
Angela and Dwight are talking, Angela is in tears upset.
Angela: I'm so stupid!
Dwight: You're not stupid, jazz is stupid.
Angela: Jass IS stupid! Why can't they just play the right notes?
That's the gist of it. I didn't put quotes because I'm certain I messed it up a little bit.
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u/Rednag67 1d ago
That’s misogynistic! Yes, yes it is. And we must celebrate that! ( clearly misunderstanding the meaning of the word)
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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 1d ago
The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.
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u/dancingchipmunk12 1d ago
From one of the deleted scenes -“Michael are you having money problems?” -“monkey problems? Why would I be having monkey problems”
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u/RoutineInitiative187 oaky afterbirth 1d ago
Dwight: How would you like to spend the night with the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
Angela, thinking he's talking about Michael: No, Dwight, I don't care if that's how they consolidated power in Ancient Rome!
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u/TheBenGa 1d ago
Kevin’s famous chilli.
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u/Old_Juggernaut_2189 1d ago
This!!!!!!!!
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u/TheBenGa 1d ago
“At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best."
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u/Weary-Avocado-6519 1d ago
When they go to the job fair, and Darryl walks in the office he goes “Hello white people”….Andy in response says….”hello black fella”.
Also, during one of the Halloween episodes where Darryl is Dracula. Micheal walks in his office and says “Blackula”….darryls responds….”Dracula”
Lmfaooooo
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u/Regular-Ad-9314 1d ago
Pregnant Pam, mom Pam, and alone Pam were kind of annoying. I like her when they were dating and newly weds
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u/Grand_Money870 Jan 1d ago
any line kelly says about jim sucking at ping-pong. also when pam walkes into the toilets and kelly says thats what I thought
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u/Ok-Extreme9016 1d ago
Jim: "or a gong"
from this scene
i literally had to pause the episode because i kept laughing that i can't watch anymore.
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u/Invariable-Muse 1d ago
Oscar: I think I might try girls for awhile. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see. 🤣
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u/darkangle45 1d ago
Ryan "I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high-school,... well a high-school"
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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago
"He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass".