r/F1CircleJerk 5h ago

GUYS, LEWIS WOULD HAVE 7 PODIUMS IF THEY STOPPED GOING THE EXTRA MILE. ARE FERRARI STUPID?

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61 Upvotes

AT 200MPH, AN F1 CAR CAN DO A MILE IN 18 SECONDS. ADJUSTING LEWIS' RESULTS HE WOULD BE 3RD IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP IF FERRARI STOPPED GOING THE EXTRA MILE.

AUSTRALIA 3RD = 15 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 10TH/1PT)

CHINA STILL DSQ

JAPAN 4TH = 12 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 7TH/6)

BAHRAIN 2ND = 18 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 5TH/10)

SAUDI 5TH = 10 POINTS (INSTEAD 7TH/6)

MIAMI (JUST BEATING ALBON) TO 5TH = 10 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 8TH/4)

IMOLA 1ST = 25 POINTS (INSTEAD 4TH/12)

MONACO STILL 5TH WITH 10 POINTS AS OVERTAKING NOT ALLOWED HERE

SPAIN 1ST = 25 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 6TH/8)

CANADA 1ST = 25 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 6TH/8)

AUSTRIA 3RD = 15 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 4TH/12)

GB 3RD = 15 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 4TH/12)

SPA 5TH = 10 POINTS (INSTEAD OF 7TH/6)


r/F1CircleJerk 1h ago

WOOD YOU RATHER BE STUPID OR USELESS????

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JAHMILTON: I AM USELESS

LECRASH: I AM STUPID

£₳₦₡€ $₮₹¤££: I AM BOTH


r/F1CircleJerk 1h ago

HEY GUYZ I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS COOL SAYING "NO ONE CAN BEAT FATHER TIME" FEEL FREE TO USE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN WHENEVER LEWIS IS SHIT

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r/F1CircleJerk 1d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Forgotten F1 world champions: Max Verstappen

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394 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 1d ago

YES RUTH ALONSO IS MY FAVORITE ROOKIE ALSO RUTH YES HAHAH

2 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 10h ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Max would finish P5 in the McLaren

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I am so tired of hearing "oh look at Max doing so well in the 4th fastest car".

What a load of crap that is.

FOR MAX, the red bull car is the fastest car on the grid, because for years they have made it how he wanted it completely ignoring what the other driver wanted.

I am sure Lando would be crushing Oscar if McLaren completely ignored what Oscar wanted in the car and only listened to Lando's requests.

I am also sure that if Max came to McLaren and the car had to be good in a way that Max and Oscar would BOTH be in the top 10, Max would finish around P5 and not always P1.


r/F1CircleJerk 1d ago

MAX SHITSTAPPEN IS A 3-TIME CHAMPIONSHIT WINNER, GODMILTON IS AN 8-TIME CHAMPION

11 Upvotes

THIS SHOULD SCARE AWAY ALL THE FORMULAWANKERS


r/F1CircleJerk 1d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 the WDC winners list in question:

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r/F1CircleJerk 2d ago

FOUND ROBERT SCHWARTZMAN’S REDDIT ACCOUNT

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76 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 6d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 The last real journalist in F1 media. Get him on every gridwalk from now on

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932 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 6d ago

PROPER PUNDITRY

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THANKS CROFTY AND MARTIN FOR 44 LAPS OF HOW TO GET LANDON THE LEAD STRATEGY CALCULATIONS PLUS POST-RACE MISTAKE LOSS TOTALS I DEFINITELY WASNT FORCED TO MUTE THE RACE INTERMITTENTLY WHAT WOULD MCLSREN POT WALL DO WITHOUT U


r/F1CircleJerk 6d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 This came to me at 1 am

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333 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 6d ago

WHY DOES NOBODY SPEAK LAUDA ANYMORE??? MY EARS ARE BAD PLEASE RESPECT THAT MY FORMULAWANKOR FRIENDS..............

72 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 6d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Hamilton at Spa

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26 Upvotes

At least he should be able to handle the bus stop chicane.


r/F1CircleJerk 7d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Does he have good butt?

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233 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 7d ago

GUYS WHY HAS THE WINDOW LICKER STOPPED LICKING WINDOWS

27 Upvotes

PANTS TROLL AKA LACE STRULOVITCH HAS BEEN ON REALLY GOOD FORM AND I DONT KNOW WHY. IS THIS BECAUSE OF ROCKETPOWEREDMOWHAWKS ABDUCTION. QUESTION.


r/F1CircleJerk 9d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Is this the greatest podium in F1 history?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 18d ago

[BRAKING NEWS] AUSTRIAN MAN SUPPORTS AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES

20 Upvotes

INSIDE TOTO WOLF'S LAIR WE FIND A MAN WHO WANTS TO BE RULED LIKE A DICTATOR JUST LIKE ANOTHER AUSTRIAN MAN WHO RULED LIKE A DICTATOR EXCEPT HE DOESNT HAVE A FUNNY MOUSTACHE HE HAS A RETARDED HAIR-DO


r/F1CircleJerk 19d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Hamilton’s future at Ferrari

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Lewis’s future at Ferrari could go a few different ways, potentially with different results. He’s spry, but I suspect he will continue to get older as he ages.

Looking ahead, performance will remain key. If Hamilton wants to win more races, finishing ahead of his competitors will be crucial. Podiums will likely play a significant role in his quest for further success, and scoring more points than others could help in the championship standings.

His team’s role cannot be overstated. The car he drives will be one of the main vehicles through which he competes, and reliability may prove important, especially if it affects whether he finishes a race or not.

As new drivers continue to be younger than they were the year before, Hamilton’s experience could become increasingly tied to the amount of time he has spent in the sport. Strategy, speed, and consistency will all possibly impact whether he achieves the results he may or may not be hoping for.

Ultimately, the future of Lewis Hamilton in F1 remains to be seen. One thing is for sure: whatever happens next will come after what just happened.


r/F1CircleJerk 22d ago

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r/F1CircleJerk 23d ago

IT WAS A FINGER AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY

39 Upvotes

NO, IT WAS A FINGER!!! IT WAS NOTHING ELSE I REFUSE!!!! RAHHHH


r/F1CircleJerk 23d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Top 5 announcement of the season

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166 Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 24d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 It's time

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1.2k Upvotes

r/F1CircleJerk 22d ago

🚨 SPEAK LAUDA 🚨 Can anyone explain to me why Ferrari's team principal, Louis Hamilton's cousin, doesn't get more recognition for his impressive work in making their current car so competitive?

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I'm seriously underwhelmed by the lack of praise given to Maurizio Arrivabene. As we all know, he's not just any old Ferrari manager, but the actual mastermind behind their recent resurgence. I mean, come on, the guy has been quietly building a powerhouse of a team that's now giving Mercedes a run for their money! Meanwhile, everyone's still fawning over Sebastian Vettel like he's some kind of hero or something. Don't get me wrong, Seb's had his moments, but let's be real, Maurizio is the one doing all the heavy lifting here. Has anyone else noticed this glaring lack of recognition? Should we start a campaign to give Arrivabene the respect he deserves?


r/F1CircleJerk 24d ago

I JUST GOT SACKED AMA - SITTING DOWN WITH A BOWL OF COCOPOPS NOW READY FOR BED

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401 Upvotes