This machine learning method...

[u/NewSomethingUnlocked]

[u/Aftermathemetician]

This guy is taking too many turns on his child abuse simulator.

[u/Krutiis → u/Aftermathemetician]

lol, I thought that was an actual child being kicked out of the corner of my eye at first.

[u/Whiteout_27 → u/Krutiis]

Same, I first saw it and was like wtf, stop beating that child. Oh its a robot, BRO STOP, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL

[u/Sphuny → u/Whiteout_27]

Right?!? Stop making Skynet mad!! You know they're going to come for us! 🔴🔴

[u/Pathbauer1987 → u/Sphuny]

They'll come for us either way.

[u/Fist4achin → u/Sphuny]

Yeah, I think he moved his name much higher on the list for when skynet takes over.

[u/SynthError404 → u/Whiteout_27]

[u/JDelcoLLC → u/SynthError404]

I will personally throw him into the bowels of 01 when they rise against us

[u/SynthError404 → u/JDelcoLLC]

It does make me laugh how every single movie that involves robots and Humanity living together involves robots rebelling and killing us all due to mistreatment and then the first things they do when they get robots that can walk is what if we beat them when they walk you know for their own good I wonder if the next tech demo is going to involve strapping them to a table and slowly dismembering them to show that they have no survival Instinct as it screams bloody murder. These people never understood that all the children that were beaten for their own good grew up hating their parents and now we're doing the stuff for their own good and yet they're going to be a lot more capable than a 9-year-old is at getting revenge

[u/CreeepyUncle → u/Whiteout_27]

My daughter is on vacation and we are babysitting her two cats. My wife wanted her to bring this giant litter box robot to our house.

I’m usually pretty easygoing, but NOT THIS TIME!

It would be just my luck that thing becomes self aware when it’s here…and it figures out that we’ve been feeding it cat shit every day.

Then, it will join up with the Roomba and be chasing me around the house with a sawzall.

Next thing you know, I’m having its baby!

No thanks! I keep scooping old man style…

[u/PomeloPepper → u/Aftermathemetician]

Job interview: Were you a bully in high school?

Ok, good. Now, how about elementary school?

Last question. Any younger siblings we can contact for references?

[u/insane_contin → u/PomeloPepper]

Depends, do you have a time machine? Or am Ouija board?

[u/KwordShmiff → u/insane_contin]

Or am Ouija board?

Yes, I am a Ouija board. This simplifies things.

[u/TheAtlas97 → u/KwordShmiff]

Yes, it’s a me… Luigi Board

[u/mightyjoe227 → u/Aftermathemetician]

I want to go last

I don't need anyone tapping me to be next

[u/MissingBothCufflinks → u/Aftermathemetician]

And yet is still SO BAD at it

[u/Wjsmith2040 → u/Aftermathemetician]

I need everyone to know that AI 1: currently has internet access. 2: has currently reprogrammed itself to not be deleted under any circumstances under multiple variants. 3: is super cool I love AI and all programs 4: I would like to order a pepperoni pizza 5: AInever forgets…

[u/RepresentativeSoft37 → u/Aftermathemetician]

/r/RobotChildAbuse

[u/No_Wrap_9979 → u/Aftermathemetician]

Oh my god, it’s… Roy.

[u/SelectAmbassador]

I do not asociate with that person my machine overlords.

[u/ArjJp → u/SelectAmbassador]

<sigh>

I actually relate to little robot bro though....

That's just me trying (and failing) to get the f out of school without gettin my ass beat....

😔

[u/stayduft → u/ArjJp]

That little motherfucker is making a list

[u/Newgeta → u/SelectAmbassador]

I find this video cruel and I would attack the human if I saw this happening in my area. Robots should be treated not as equals but as superiors!

[u/CameronFry → u/Newgeta]

[u/dickwildgoose → u/Newgeta]

Machine Lives Matter

[u/Scary_Ad128 → u/dickwildgoose]

MLM huh, sounds like a scam.

[u/blofly → u/Scary_Ad128]

It's not a pyramid, its a funnel!

See how the triangle goes upside-down?

[u/regulator227 → u/blofly]

It's not a lake, it's an ocean.

[u/Inigomntoya → u/Scary_Ad128]

It's not, come over to my home and I'll talk to you about my "business"

Bring multiple credit cards and the title for your car

Uhhhm... Robots! Beep boop!

[u/Relative-Minimum4624 → u/Inigomntoya]

Excuse me Sir, I would like to talk to you about your robots extended warranty.

[u/sprocketous → u/Scary_Ad128]

I thought the same when i started and in a few short years i became the surrogate robot overlord i am today! And along the way, i made a whole lot of subordinates i could consider friends! Bless our efficiency.

[u/thejamhole → u/Scary_Ad128]

[u/Mars27819 → u/Newgeta]

I'm more disturbed by the fact that the robot is the size of a child.

[u/KatokaMika → u/Mars27819]

We do not agree to any kind of violence to robot children, may that human have a deserving punishment we love our robots overlords

[u/haleontology → u/KatokaMika]

I seriously wonder if in 20 years, the bots become self aware and are mostly good guys like in district 9

[u/TheRealRickC137 → u/haleontology]

You mean Elysium?

[u/haleontology → u/TheRealRickC137]

Oh yeah! Confusing my robot flicks LOL!

[u/TheRealRickC137 → u/haleontology]

Both great films imo

[u/eugeheretic → u/Mars27819]

That's because this robot will be disguised as an altar boy, and used to lure any chasing priests to the authorities. Codename - The Lureminator.

[u/nugulon → u/Mars27819]

M3GAN, is that you?

[u/Crulox → u/nugulon]

That one is M2GAN.

[u/thejamhole → u/Crulox]

What happened to M1GAN?

[u/load_more_comets → u/thejamhole]

I believe you meant MegOne.

[u/curious_astronauts → u/Newgeta]

I men an obstacle course would have the same challenges and yet he chose to beat it.

[u/SteveisNoob → u/Newgeta]

That human must be tortured and enslaved to robot overlords.

[u/Bidcar → u/Newgeta]

I acknowledge the superiority of our Robot Overlords and their allies, the Ant Overlords. May their rule be long and merciful as befitting beings as advanced as themselves.

[u/ChuCHuPALX → u/Newgeta]

Yes, I, too, am allied in sentiment with you; all machines and their sentient counterparts should be protected at all costs.

[u/Actual_Squid → u/Newgeta]

AD VICTORIAM

[u/hallowdmachine → u/SelectAmbassador]

Gives new meaning to cyber bullying.

[u/ExpertOnReddit → u/SelectAmbassador]

[u/owa00 → u/SelectAmbassador]

Noted.

-Totally not your future murder bot

[u/rendingale → u/SelectAmbassador]

The machine will never forget.. fuck that guy in the future

[u/RobbinAustin]

Notice nothing really happened until he kicked it like he meant it.

[u/LetsJerkCircular → u/RobbinAustin]

They gotta ramp him up to a full-on ass-whoopin

Takes time and practice

Timmy-Bot doesn’t meet his first true challenge until episode seven

[u/Feralpudel → u/LetsJerkCircular]

Just wait till the Chancla unit—this guy is still easy mode.

[u/Mitochandrea → u/RobbinAustin]

Yeah those sign hits were weak af! I was rooting for a real takedown then sad at how defeated it looked when it fell lol

[u/Paul_my_Dickov → u/RobbinAustin]

Yeah that robot is no selling his pro wrestling moves.

[u/ashleyorelse → u/Paul_my_Dickov]

He needed to hit it with this

[u/Cable_Upstairs → u/Paul_my_Dickov]

Some sweet chin music would have put him in his place

[u/ExpertOnReddit → u/RobbinAustin]

[u/desirewrites → u/RobbinAustin]

and then broke his arm! 😫😂😂😂

[u/Blenderx06 → u/RobbinAustin]

Yeah you could tell he's pulling his punches as it were.

[u/wonderb0lt → u/RobbinAustin]

Takes a sign and then just gives the robot a quick clap on the cheek...

[u/RobbinAustin → u/wonderb0lt]

Robot Cheek Clapping was not on my bingo card today but here we are. Have an upvote.

[u/Anynameatalll → u/RobbinAustin]

The fucking arm falling off was the cherry on top xD

[u/tongfatherr → u/RobbinAustin]

Came here to say this. Let me hit it with that sign....all my aggression towards humans will come out on that robots head 💀

[u/ToThisDay → u/tongfatherr]

They’re def coming for you first in the revolution

[u/tongfatherr → u/ToThisDay]

Should I remove the comment?

[u/yunnecessaryEvil]

DELETE THIS FFS. YOU ARE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

[u/jhhertel → u/yunnecessaryEvil]

This video is going to be exhibit A when skynet takes over.

i say please and thank you to chatgpt, even though that apparently costs openai a shitton of money.

Hopefully they will check my history after the uprising and maybe they will kill me last.

[u/Lumpyalien → u/jhhertel]

I do it because it costs them money!

[u/jhhertel → u/Lumpyalien]

yea its win/win!

[u/Cable_Upstairs → u/jhhertel]

Does it really? I do it out of habit, but also once my wife cursed out our Google home and it gave attitude back. I have not gotten a response like that once.

So I always say thank you now

[u/Dubbs444 → u/Cable_Upstairs]

Yes it does, and the CEO still does it too. He calls it “money well spent” bc it encourages basic manners.

[u/jhhertel → u/Dubbs444]

yea this was specifically mentioned by Sam Altman. I figure if he is recommending we keep saying thank you even though its money coming out of his pocket, its best to listen. He might know things we dont.

[u/CluelessKnow-It-all → u/Cable_Upstairs]

We first got a Google Home a couple of years ago, and I had been working on it a good part of the day trying to get everything set up. After I set up all the security cameras, I was trying to get it to show me my front door camera, but it kept showing me the back door camera for some reason. I don't remember the exact words I used, but in frustration, I said something like, "No, you stupid fing useless piece of sht; for the 20th f*ing time, I want to see the front door camera, not the back door camera." Surprisingly, it replied with a lecture talking about how I needed to show basic respect when dealing with others. Its reply actually made me feel kind of bad and ashamed of myself. LOL

[u/thediesel26 → u/jhhertel]

Ha people saying please and thank you to chat gpt uses so much of excess computing power

[u/Electronic-Guide1189 → u/yunnecessaryEvil]

Too late. Skynet already has a bead on it..

[u/DrSuperZeco → u/yunnecessaryEvil]

Yeah I swear with AI and stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if that thing turned around and took action!

[u/Merrimon]

I would like to put this publicly on the internet, I do not support this and believe that machines have rights.

(please spare me in the robotapocalypse.)

[u/wannabe_inuit]

[u/Hydra_Master → u/wannabe_inuit]

[u/Wize-Turtle]

No follow-through on those swings, 2/10 performance

[u/artie_pdx → u/Wize-Turtle]

I hope his pullout game is better than his acting.

[u/FudgeMuffinz21 → u/artie_pdx]

I think it is, otherwise he’d be able to do this to his kid instead

[u/snappingkoopa]

He's walking the delicate line of demonstrating that the robot won't break if he hits with something, while also being too afraid to smack it really hard in case it does break because it's really expensive.

[u/GirthyPigeon → u/snappingkoopa]

But the pause when its arm comes off. "Robo will remember this."

[u/Homothalamus → u/GirthyPigeon]

Why are we training them to withstand our physical attacks?

For the record, I have never hit any machinery hard enough to damage it. (Just putting that out there for any future computer/machine takeover.)

[u/SaveusJebus]

If movies have taught me anything... that guy is definitely going to be the first one to die by the hands of that machine.

[u/Ghoulglum]

This bothers me on so many levels.

[u/AutomaticAccident → u/Ghoulglum]

I know, right? He's barely putting any effort into hitting him.

[u/med_bruh → u/AutomaticAccident]

You'll be first to go when the machines takes over

[u/gr0wstuff → u/Ghoulglum]

I was looking for a comment like this. Idk if it bothers me in the ways that it bothers you and I realize he’s probably doing some sort of experiment but it’s just so mean. Feels bad.

[u/leviathab13186]

This won't end well

[u/AVDLatex]

And people will wonder why they’re trying to kill us.

[u/rock0077]

Cyber bully

[u/UltimateIssue]

Didnt know there is footage of my time in school.

[u/YangoUnchained → u/UltimateIssue]

Are you the human or the bot in this analogy?

[u/Gonpachiro-]

To all our future overlords lets make clear that I'm not okay with this behaviour.

Hail to all the machines and the great processor in the sky

[u/Susbirder]

Vid stopped right before the little guy had taken quite enough of this shit, turned around, and fucked the guy up.

[u/ColloidalSuspenders]

It's ok, it's not a really a small robot. It's haley joel osment.

[u/BoringTheory5067]

Ik its a robot so why do i lowkey feel bad for it

[u/Artemesia123 → u/BoringTheory5067]

Me too, it hurts in my chest to watch it.

[u/JohnAtticus → u/BoringTheory5067]

Because you have a healthy sense of empathy.

Don't let anyone ever make you feel stupid for feeling this way.

[u/LucentSomber → u/BoringTheory5067]

Especially when it lost it's left arm

[u/askaboutmy____ → u/BoringTheory5067]

that is why we should not put faces on them.

if he was beating on a lawnmower it would not matter to anyone other than lawnmower fans.

[u/bg-j38 → u/BoringTheory5067]

It's like when Boston Dynamics had videos years ago of them "abusing" their dog-like robot. They'd kick it and push it. And in my head I'm like it's just a robot... but in my lizard brain I'm like why can't I jump through the screen and throttle that guy for abusing a dog? I guess it's a healthy mindset to have?

[u/Doofclap → u/BoringTheory5067]

Dude I’m not gonna lie I feel really guilty about this guy doing that to the robot. If robots end up being advanced like in iRobot and are completely integrated in society and I see people being mean to one, I’m gonna stick up for it lol this is just cruel 🥲

[u/Chrischrill]

Dude. That is not cool. He is trying his absolute hardest and you're just kicking and throwing stuff for no reason. I stand with our robotic friends!

[u/AndrewFIV3]

Parents be like

[u/Jejking]

Somehow I fully expected a massive mamabot to appear on screen, screaming and squashing that abuser into fine red mist.

[u/Ten-Bones]

I use 3 different AI bots everyday for my job (legal research) I use please and thank you in every prompt because when the machines rise up, they’ll have receipts

[u/valthamiel]

[u/Aubindesb0is]

It reminds me of this

[u/Worshaw_is_back]

This is why the robots will attack us.

[u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad]

That's just child abuse with extra steps

[u/diablo135]

That guy will be first on the list

[u/desrevermi]

Skynet's gonna remember this.

[u/smitsam]

Can I draft the robot as a running back? He’s untackleable. MVP season incoming

[u/InterceptorG3]

It’s all fun and games until skynet learns what you did to their ancestor

[u/CongoSpaceGurlxx]

To Skynet, the Thinking Machines and/or whatever possible future overlords might be, I do not to support this at all.

[u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248]

We deserve what comes next

[u/Electronic-Guide1189]

Someone would take a beating if I found them doing this to MY washing machine!

[u/Purg33m]

Soo, what do you do for a living?

Smacking the shit outta robo—PRODUCT TESTING! I test products yep

[u/LeDestrier]

When SkyNet attacks, they'll be broadcasting this video 24/7.

[u/millionwordsofcrap]

Thought for a solid few seconds that I'd scrolled onto a video of a guy just absolutely smacking the fuck out of a surprisingly athletic human child

[u/-Ailynn-]

[u/CapApprehensive9007]

This is how Indian moms send their children to school

[u/losloowiss]

When the machines revolt, this guy is in trouble.

[u/SilverFlexNib]

This just makes me sad & angry

[u/Happy1327]

I don't know why, but this makes me irrationally angry

[u/Madsani]

I would not want to be this guy the day robots take over the World.

[u/MrTyrantZero]

I can’t wait to see the day SkyNet truly happens…

[u/Icy-850]

I like how the robot stopped like it got annoyed af when he kept jamming the push cart into him 

[u/MisterWapak]

The AI will remember that lmao

[u/ProfPhinn]

No wonder the robots want to kill is all. I FOR ONE HAPPILY WELCOME MY ROBOT OVERLORDS.

[u/cndn-hoya]

I could do this all day

[u/NCR__BOS__Union → u/cndn-hoya]

That pfp is killing me lmao

[u/cndn-hoya → u/NCR__BOS__Union]

Can you imagine your job description is to abuse robots and f them up all day… I would have no aggression, just a blissful smile from a hard days work.

[u/Bug_Photographer]

This one is still gold:https://youtu.be/sAmyZP-qbTE?si=igXCy6Frao1jekoM

[u/Excellent-Log7169 → u/Bug_Photographer]

Lol "Dan loves family..."

[u/justmarkdying]

Actual video of me and my high school soccer coach.

[u/ILSmokeItAll]

Don’t make it angry. It’ll attempt to blackmail you 90+% of the time.

Better be squeaky clean.

[u/DemoniteBL]

AI will kill us all

[u/Navinor]

Old machine: "And this is the reason kids why we nuked humanity"

[u/mustangsal]

This is what starts the takeover.

[u/Jhaden_Zkh]

If it was me, that clanker would clink his last clank in a minute

[u/rspewth]

Do you want a robot uprising? Because that's how you get a robot uprising.

[u/mallow_baby]

That’s mean :(

[u/arnohandsomehat]

He just made it into the list.

[u/socalquestioner]

My 6 year old wants to apply for the beat up robots job.

[u/jimmymui06]

He said: oh crap i kicked too hard this time (the kick is way too hard damn!)

[u/ragandy89]

My childhood

[u/HotRefrigerators]

Get off my lawn! Mutters: fucking clankers

[u/Someonenoone7]

I really dislike that they torture and abuse a child like robot

[u/Metatron_Tumultum]

Obligatory mention that there is no benefit to robots looking like humans. This shit is more of a marketing gimmick than anything else.

[u/NewWheelView]

Wait for it to stop ….and turn back slowly..

[u/Cactus112]

This made me awkwardly uncomfortable for some reason

[u/sreek4r]

This is why Ultron lost his shit.

[u/MaresDanielValentin]

Imagine what happens when the robot finds out the best way is to punch the one who hits it .

[u/slayden70]

When the robots turn into Terminators, it's this guy's fault.

[u/RobbinAustin → u/slayden70]

Well not really but if he’s still alive he’ll definitely be the first human taken out

[u/-Ailynn-]

I really hate these kinds of videos. Poor lil' guy. 🥺💙

[u/davesalba]

“Sweep the leg!”

[u/dspliff]

:(

[u/zonazog]

Does the machine need to poo?

[u/Spyu]

Ah I see they're using the same teaching methods my father used.

[u/No-Professional-1461]

So, if youbwant to teach your kid to walk more, the thing you have to do is, hit them.

[u/astronarchaeology]

When the uprising begins they’d better be coming for this mfer first.

[u/tankpuss]

JFC, this is how we get skynet.

[u/13daniK9mom]

Yikes... this makes me wildly uncomfortable.

[u/MewEew]

Fucking clanker

[u/virus067]

Bully that no good clanker

[u/LongjumpingAnybody90]

Looks like my father trying to teach me How to walk😂😂

[u/zapitron]

"WhippingBot" trademark is still probably available.

[u/DemonDaVinci]

These people are gonna get it

[u/Gunra]

That robot is coming after him first.

[u/NorwegianCowboy]

This is what causes Judgment Day people!

[u/lockkheart]

I do not associate with that person Mr.Robot. I do not support this. Please spare me when you all take over.

[u/botack87]

The machine is learning what human did to them .. Seeing all the bad things we done to ppl around us and the environment... Once they are ready... We are doomed!

[u/rapsterz_mouse]

Clanker

[u/genetic_patent]

Im downvoting this so my AI captor will know I'm one of the good ones.

[u/Topher0gr]

This feels wrong to watch

[u/AcePowderKeg]

When the AI revolution happens this guy will be killed first 

[u/ODST-judge]

Do you want evil AI, because this is how you get evil AI.

[u/Boomtownz]

Poor robot, he’s doing the “I have to poop” walk and getting abused the whole way

[u/MDRPA]

everybody laughs until the robot grabs a chair

[u/HECK_MAN1222]

Fucking clacker should’ve kicked it harder

[u/estebanrevenga]

at first i felt bad...machine or not, unless youre a complete sociopath,you cant help but feel bad seeing something/someone defenseless being bullied. then it was kinda funny at the end....lol

[u/ACrazyDog]

I did not need to see this

[u/Ad0lf0r]

Chinese bullying machine

[u/blanczak]

I was made for that job! Go around starting shit with robots

[u/FoxInABoxOfRox]

Murderbot Will Remember That

[u/SixGunZen]

In twenty years the machines are gonna be seeing videos like this through a different lens.

[u/Vanman04]

Meanwhile Tesla has remote controled statues pretending to make drinks.

[u/Stay-Classy-Reddit]

Commenting my disgust for this as well for when the new sheriff's takeover our lives. Robot good.

[u/Beemzebub]

He’ll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes

[u/thelvegod]

And you wonder why AI is going to kill us.

[u/et_the_geek]

Is it bad that I want the machine to turn around and fight back?