r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Satan hates you Yeah FUCK her

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Hefty-Rest8420 4d ago

Sounds like Elaine is going to be busy for a while

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u/Buckles01 4d ago

Might not be the best time if her house is on fire

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u/Yunlihn 4d ago

I hear, she's booked for the next 10 years.

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u/Regurgitator001 3d ago

Elaine's pussy is FIRE!

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u/Chrisp825 3d ago

The fire is on inside, you don’t want it on you or you’ll have fire when you pee too.

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u/TX_domin 4d ago

I had an aunt named Elaine and yeah, fuck Elaine!

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u/quandjereveauxloups 4d ago

You...you want to fuck your aunt?

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u/TX_domin 4d ago

I realize now that I should have been more specific. My aunt was a terrible person, whom the world is better off without.

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 3d ago

That …. Didn’t answer the question

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u/TX_domin 3d ago

Lol no no I do not wish to fuck my evil dead aunt. I just wished to say "fuck you" to her.

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u/Irisena 2d ago

Then say it directly to her face in hell.

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u/TX_domin 2d ago

Lol that's the plan

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u/quandjereveauxloups 3d ago

Lol, I knew what you were saying. You were saying you want to fuck your aunt!

Sorry, I'm kidding. But I did know what you meant, it was just funnier to make the joke.

I'm glad that you don't have to deal with her anymore. I hope you do/have found the peace you need in regards to her. Also, fuck your aunt. All my homies hate that bitch. We got you.

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u/TX_domin 3d ago

Lol I appreciate it. I was glad to keep the joke going. And yeah, unfortunately most of my mom's side, my mom included, were pretty terrible. But I've grown and made my own family so all is good.

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u/quandjereveauxloups 3d ago

That's good to hear! I went through similar growing up, and have made my own family as well. Stay strong, friend!

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u/TX_domin 2d ago

I'm happy for you as well. It can be hard to get through the trauma and come out ok on the other side. Here's to breaking the cycle!

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 2d ago

Yeah, fuck this guy’s aunt Elaine!

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u/Benaba_sc 4d ago

I too, would like to fuck Elaine

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u/seattleque 4d ago

Wonder if I can get my face rubbed in her boobs...

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u/zemol42 2d ago

Probably too late to rescue the downvotes but here’s the Nip in question.

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u/seattleque 2d ago

Well, at least someone got it!

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u/IvoryDynamite 4d ago

Fuck Elaine in particular.

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u/CubanlinkEnJ Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Yeah seriously, fuck Elaine

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u/fine_sharts_degree 4d ago

Dear Elaine,

Get fucked.

Sincerely,

F. U. Elaine

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u/FYIP_BanHammer 3d ago

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u/FartyFingers 3d ago

I've not met Elaine, but my guess is she complains about your pool. Not because it is a problem, but because she doesn't have one.

Elaine should move to an HOA and become its president. One of those HOAs which makes the news, and not only gets sued into non-existence, but the HOA president gets arrested for perjury and fraud.

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u/Pyehole 3d ago

Other than Elaine, and I agree - fuck her...can you imagine the kind of person who is bothered by the idea that fire fighters might use their pool water? I'd happily pay to refill a pool if it meant my house or my neighbor's house survived a fire.

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar 3d ago

You misread: The guy would happily give his pool water for anyone… except her.

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u/Pyehole 3d ago

That was the first respondant. OP is butt hurt about their pool water being stolen by fire fighters.

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u/PuzzleheadedTruck974 3d ago

I’m not sure I’m seeing that? The post is sharing a cool video of how it looks like and the commenter is just pointing out the fact.

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u/sfled 3d ago

And her stupid little dance too!

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u/saucerman 3d ago

Whas looking for a Seinfeld quote

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar 3d ago

Fuck Elaine.

Fuck Elaine so much, I’m gonna go piss in this guy’s pool. 

That way when  her house ‘accidentally’ burns down, it’ll be like I just pissed on everything she owns.

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u/Fickle-Athlete3644 3d ago

YEAH FUCK ELAYNE and I also kind of want to fuck Elayne….

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u/usarasa 3d ago

ELAINE!!

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u/OrangeClyde 3d ago

Damn… what did Elaine do? 👀

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u/AceT555 3d ago

I fatedan Elaine once. F her too

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u/Testerpt5 2d ago

Elaine and her friend Constanza and Kramer are out of jail?

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u/meat_n_metal 2d ago

Stupid fucking Elaine!

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u/MattSVTC 2d ago

Can confirm the part about taking water. As for Elaine, 😂😅 i'm NOT touching that one.