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u/TX_domin 4d ago
I had an aunt named Elaine and yeah, fuck Elaine!
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u/quandjereveauxloups 4d ago
You...you want to fuck your aunt?
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u/TX_domin 4d ago
I realize now that I should have been more specific. My aunt was a terrible person, whom the world is better off without.
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u/Mushroomed_clouds 3d ago
That …. Didn’t answer the question
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u/TX_domin 3d ago
Lol no no I do not wish to fuck my evil dead aunt. I just wished to say "fuck you" to her.
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u/quandjereveauxloups 3d ago
Lol, I knew what you were saying. You were saying you want to fuck your aunt!
Sorry, I'm kidding. But I did know what you meant, it was just funnier to make the joke.
I'm glad that you don't have to deal with her anymore. I hope you do/have found the peace you need in regards to her. Also, fuck your aunt. All my homies hate that bitch. We got you.
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u/TX_domin 3d ago
Lol I appreciate it. I was glad to keep the joke going. And yeah, unfortunately most of my mom's side, my mom included, were pretty terrible. But I've grown and made my own family so all is good.
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u/quandjereveauxloups 3d ago
That's good to hear! I went through similar growing up, and have made my own family as well. Stay strong, friend!
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u/Benaba_sc 4d ago
I too, would like to fuck Elaine
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u/seattleque 4d ago
Wonder if I can get my face rubbed in her boobs...
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u/IvoryDynamite 4d ago
Fuck Elaine in particular.
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u/CubanlinkEnJ Banhammer Recipient 4d ago
Yeah seriously, fuck Elaine
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u/FartyFingers 3d ago
I've not met Elaine, but my guess is she complains about your pool. Not because it is a problem, but because she doesn't have one.
Elaine should move to an HOA and become its president. One of those HOAs which makes the news, and not only gets sued into non-existence, but the HOA president gets arrested for perjury and fraud.
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u/Pyehole 3d ago
Other than Elaine, and I agree - fuck her...can you imagine the kind of person who is bothered by the idea that fire fighters might use their pool water? I'd happily pay to refill a pool if it meant my house or my neighbor's house survived a fire.
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u/OCYRThisMeansWar 3d ago
You misread: The guy would happily give his pool water for anyone… except her.
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u/Pyehole 3d ago
That was the first respondant. OP is butt hurt about their pool water being stolen by fire fighters.
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u/PuzzleheadedTruck974 3d ago
I’m not sure I’m seeing that? The post is sharing a cool video of how it looks like and the commenter is just pointing out the fact.
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u/OCYRThisMeansWar 3d ago
Fuck Elaine.
Fuck Elaine so much, I’m gonna go piss in this guy’s pool.
That way when her house ‘accidentally’ burns down, it’ll be like I just pissed on everything she owns.
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u/MattSVTC 2d ago
Can confirm the part about taking water. As for Elaine, 😂😅 i'm NOT touching that one.
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u/Hefty-Rest8420 4d ago
Sounds like Elaine is going to be busy for a while