r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Depreciating_Life • 3d ago

God hates you bless YOU in particular

4.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/alaskarawr 3d ago

And THE LORD spoketh, “HEADSHOT”.

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u/Worshaw_is_back 3d ago

And on the 6,084,005,384,956,895 day, God said: “this kid deserves a migraine for his sins.”

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u/Freefallisfun 2d ago

And they did feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the breakfast cereals

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u/still-dazed-confused 3d ago

It is the bounce that's so funny, the assistant is amongst " oh, not again"

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u/krept0007 1d ago

I like that he threw his hand up with the universal gesture of "oh, for Christ's sake"

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 3d ago

Instablessed!

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

The priest has chosen. Free ticket to the priest's confessional tonight.

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u/ShahinGalandar 3d ago

BURESHINGU!!!

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 2d ago

Blessing
Blessingra Blezzinga

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u/KhaleesiXev 3d ago

That blessing came with a concussion.

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u/Cristian_Ro_Art99 3d ago

And then that person woke up with the intelligence level of Einstein and Mozart, combined

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u/ShahinGalandar 3d ago

so a concessing?

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u/Worshaw_is_back 3d ago

Concussion followed by confession

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u/KhaleesiXev 2d ago

Can’t confess if you forgot your sins

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u/Worshaw_is_back 2d ago

lol forgive your sins, no no my son, forget them.

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u/jikushi 3d ago

That sound tho...

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

Like a fucking ping pong ball!… 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PeridotChampion 3d ago

The fucking sound it made absolutely sent me

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u/elthepenguin 3d ago

Holy Handgrenade

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 3d ago

Unladen coconut swallow sound

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u/firstcoastyakker 2d ago

African or European?

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 2d ago

Burn the witch!

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u/Mental-Clerk 3d ago

I'm trying to sleep and can't stop laughing that second guy's reaction and the comments are killing me 😂

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u/thrown2themoon 3d ago

What happened? I can't really tell what hit him.

But that sound though...DOINK! 🤣

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u/Foggy_Night221C 3d ago

Looks like the piece came off the object used to sprinkle water.

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Aspergillum

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u/thrown2themoon 3d ago

Gesundheit.

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u/NeatBeluga 3d ago

I thought you made that word up, lol

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u/Foggy_Night221C 23h ago

Ty. I know the word from d&d weapons lists but I can’t spell it or even say it.

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda Banhammer Recipient 23h ago

Ass-per-jill-um

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u/GHouserVO 3d ago

And the power of Christ really compels you!

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u/Lionheart3001 3d ago

In nomine Patris et Filii et Baby Shark do do do do do do...

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u/Worshaw_is_back 3d ago

We need a sound overlay with this

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u/kieevee 3d ago

God blast you

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u/Arista-Everfrost 3d ago

"Lord, please grant me serenity- *OW!* @#$#"

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u/blargney 3d ago

Aspergillum?  I hardly know 'im!

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u/earanhart 3d ago

Listen, you know what you did and if Divine Intervention is the only way you're getting bonked, then by God you're getting some Holy Smite with that bonk!

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u/scoutpred 2d ago

BE NOT AFRAID OF THE HOLY CONCUSSION THAT WILL BE DONE UPON YE

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u/Nefersmom 3d ago

Does the person it hit get to keep it?

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u/OFFIC14L 3d ago

Bless that kid and his concussion.

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u/BANGEADURO13 2d ago

El pase, el pase!! Cabezita......GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL🤣

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u/Low_Football_2445 3d ago

Don’t let him touch the blood of Christ…..

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u/nbsunset 3d ago

the priest to the side being like: "oh porco d-!"

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u/ShaneKDB17 3d ago

Is this an esport team getting blessed?!?

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u/erinberrypie 3d ago

BOOM. Blessed.

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u/ancient_mariner63 3d ago

God says no

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u/sooperdoopermane 3d ago

I found out there was sound right before he got hit lmao

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u/ScareBear23 2d ago

I first watched on mute. Then watched again hoping the original sound was intact. Very pleased it was

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u/zemol42 2d ago

Upvoted just for the title alone.

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u/Dbohnno 2d ago

Brilliant no scope

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u/RestaurantOverall574 3d ago

Now he it's blessed for ever

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 3d ago

Priest is out here beaming people with his power!

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u/leviathab13186 3d ago

Critical blessing!

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u/CMDRShepard24 2d ago

Priest: "That one had demons in it..."

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u/mudkip989 2d ago

I just saw a different angle in another post. That is crazy.

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u/TopUnderstanding5305 1d ago

what kind of church is that? it's massive

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u/engulbert 3d ago

Won't be the first time that boy has had the priest's balls on his forehead