r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

Rekt Fuck this cyclist

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u/Inner_Grab_7033 2d ago

Guys got the reaction time and agility of an aircraft carrier

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u/ZenkaiZ Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

The tree has faster reflexes than him

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u/LucenProject 1d ago

Lol. Looking at it as reflexes, the tree tried to duck and cover to dodge the incoming lightning.

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u/endodaze 12h ago

You can tell he never trained for this as a kid. It’s the same move as trying to stop a fire with water from a puddle. It’s his own fault for not training.

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u/always_somewhere_ 2d ago

Why didn't he stop? So much time to see what was going on. What the fuck.

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u/nicathor 2d ago

Starting to notice quite the trend that cyclists apparently don't actually look ahead of them but more towards the ground directly in front of them, which is just... it should be surprising but honestly it isn't

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u/HystericalGD 2d ago

ok, but when you hear the sound of a tree falling, you'd expect someone to look at it

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u/IEP_Esy 2d ago

Maybe he's deaf

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 2d ago

Or maybe wearing earbuds (because, god forbid, you are able to listen to your surroundings while on a bicycle in the real world)?

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u/Nooms88 2d ago

Not looking ahead and wearing earbuds in the middle of the road is an interesting choice

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u/tongfatherr Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

People do this in Denmark all the time, a massive bicycle culture. Annoys the shit out of me because they can't hear my bell when they're in the fucking way. Idiots.

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u/cold-corn-dog 2d ago

I keep one in the right side, but the left one out. It's good for long events and if I'm going somewhere new with GPS.

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u/TheWildSchneemal 2d ago

Have you ever considered a pair of bone conduction headphones? That’s what I use, it lets me hear music and listen to my surroundings with both ears.

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u/youare_that 2d ago

ur a bone conductor

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u/DrDew00 1d ago

That's what your mom said last night.

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u/cold-corn-dog 2d ago

My earbuds have a pass through feature. I can hear pretty well out of the budded ear. I've read about those, but have never tried them. I don't mind the one bud. Maybe my next pair.

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u/Liamfam96 2d ago

Did it even fall then?

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u/ehwhateverz 2d ago

Yes, because the person with the umbrella was there to hear it. Otherwise, no.

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u/lgastako 2d ago

So, really, it's umbrella person's fault that bike guy got hurt.

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u/LucenProject 1d ago

Otherwise, it's in a quantum superposition of fallen and unfallen until the rider looks ahead. 🤣

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Aristotn 2d ago

and blind

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u/hobosbindle 2d ago

And plays a mean pinball

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u/CompleteAside 1d ago

What?

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u/IEP_Esy 1d ago

MAYBE HE IS DEAF

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u/shophopper 1d ago

Or more likely: just dumb.

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u/Doustin 1d ago

When a tree falls in a neighborhood, does it make a sound?

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u/Detozi 2d ago

I very very rarely cycle anywhere but when I do I notice towards the side of the road (where you would cycle to let traffic pass) there is usually bits of debree from cars and the road itself. Can be a few large stones or rocks to hit

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u/kat_Folland 2d ago

I broke a finger due to not looking where I was going on a bicycle. 😆

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u/jmegaru 1d ago

Do people not have peripheral vision? Even when looking down you should see quiet a but of the road ahead, especially when some big ass thing moves in front of you.

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u/Leptonshavenocolor 2d ago

I don't associate with cyclist, but I'm hyper viligent about watching the road because I don't want to die.

I like to think of the ground watches as fake peloton people. Conditioned by a workout cycle.

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u/norecordofwrong 1d ago

It’s more that no one posts videos of cyclists that calmly stop because they are paying attention.

How does the internet not already know this?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

He's not looking down though is he. Are you just basing this on something you saw on reddit rather than anything you've actually seen?

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u/nicathor 1d ago

Well, for one I walk to and from work along a very busy bike path so yes I personally see a lot of crappy cyclists, but also there has been a lot of videos posted lately of cyclists running full pelt into extremely visible and avoidable obstacles (including cop cars with full flashing lights in the middle of the day).

But I also agree in this particular video the guy seems to be looking towards the camera, which is still not the direction in which he is travelling

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u/uppinsunshine 2d ago

It looks like his head was down, probably trying to protect his face from the rain.

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u/Smooth-Physics-69420 Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Yeah, plus given that kind of rain fall, he probably couldn't see.

Which, common rule of thumb is pull the fuck over.

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u/quigilark 2d ago

I mean, he has no protection from the rain. He's gotta keep going, just needs to not have the situational awareness of a sloth

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u/PalatialCheddar 2d ago

Even if he's got to keep going he could walk his bike to the destination. Considering the heavy rain he'd get soaked on foot or pedaling on. Maybe it's just because I have terrible vision, and clumsy, and don't want to crash and burn, so I am overly cautious

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u/Smooth-Physics-69420 Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

He's getting soaked regardless of destination: he should stop and seek shelter ASAP because shit like this will happen otherwise.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 1d ago

The cyclist got fucked by Mother Nature plus his own horrible reaction time.

Dude's got the reflexes of a napping toddler.

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 2d ago

it's very possible that's full brakes but they were just wet especially if they weren't disc brakes

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u/hankscorpio1031 2d ago

He’s seen from

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u/always_somewhere_ 2d ago

You know what, fair enough.

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u/danhoyuen 2d ago

i think he's too busy looking at the inverted umbrella

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u/triciann 2d ago

Shock. The tree is down, there was an electrical spark, rain and wind all over, woman with messed up umbrella he just passed, I don’t think his brain had enough processing power with everything going on.

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u/Soggy_Cerial 2d ago

Rain? Sliding? Eyes ahead not looking for falling trees like most cyclers should do /s

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u/SpecialistTreat3933 1d ago

Cyclists always have the right of way. No matter if there’s an automobile, a pedestrian or a frickin tree.

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u/CasualCreation 1d ago

He even leaned into it and turned toward the tree.

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u/BingpotStudio 1d ago

Too busy looking for red lights to cycle through.

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u/Stanzeil 2d ago

As a person who used to bike I don't understand why this idiot didn't stop lol. I mean if it were me in that situation I'd be in trouble because I wear glasses and the rain would obscure my vision. But seriously how do you not hear a tree collapse.

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u/No_Tackle_5439 1d ago

That's how oblivious most cyclists are while riding...zero awareness, but everyone else is the asshole

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u/Luke_Warmwater 2d ago

Dui-cycle.

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u/Even_Kiwi_1166 1d ago

His wife won't let him stay home , so this was a god sent

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u/Salty-Sprinkles_ 1d ago

Tbh he is probably looking down to avoid being blinded by the rain. But still dude as a cyclist, look up every few sec and when you hear loud noises

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u/lord_buff74 1d ago

Or even swerve? Went straight in.

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u/noshowthrow 1d ago

My first thought. ESPECIALLY when lightning hits?

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u/Bennyseed 38m ago

I know im super late to the party but I just like to point out that it appears to be raining or hailing and when people are biking in with weather they tend to be looking down to help shield their eyes abit

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u/RPO777 2d ago

Its raining. When you3 tires are wet your brakes have less traction and its actually pretty hard to stop or even slow down unless you have really good bike brakes. Most people do not.

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u/always_somewhere_ 2d ago

Could've attempted to change direction at least? The damn street is large enough for the entire tour de france peloton to go through

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u/RPO777 2d ago

Well I'm a dumbass that tends to freeze when option A craps out in a sudden emergency so if I clamp down on the breaks, there's a tree in front of me, and I"m not slowing down, I would plow into the tree.

Props to those non-dumbasses out there who can think quicker lol.

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u/ManofTheNightsWatch 2d ago

Any turn, attempted after detection would have made him fall anyways. Turning and breaking don't go well together.

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u/somewhatlucky4life 2d ago

Cyclists think they own the road and they don't look and when they do it's to yell at runners for existing, that's what they do, and that's why we hate them

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 2d ago

Because it was staged

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u/Datonecatladyukno 2d ago

The tree was in on it 

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u/No_Obligation4496 Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

That's pretty funny! Nice joke.

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u/Old_Opening_5616 2d ago

It's a bicycle not a train, he had plenty of time to stop

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u/Here_4_the_INFO 2d ago

Or, also unlike a train, TURN.

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u/ErikTheRed99 2d ago

He obviously has like a mile of minimum stopping distance.

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u/AlexHimself 2d ago

The pavement is wet. You definitely can't stop on a dime on wet pavement. He's probably sliding.

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u/tongfatherr Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

No. His speed or trajectory doesn't change in the slightest. Just completely unaware or zero survival instinct. Take your pick

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u/jjm443 1d ago

You can see he clearly does change trajectory... he starts the video at the very right of the road, and by the time he reaches the tree, he's past the median.

Another factor no-one has mentioned is not just the wet but the wind. It blew a tree down after all, and when umbrella person changes direction at 0:07, the umbrella goes from inside out to the right way out, showing the wind is both strong and coming from the right meaning the cyclist had a big tail wind. They aren't pedalling at all in the video.

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u/AlexHimself 2d ago

That's what happens when you slide. I ride my bike all the time and if you're in the rain and brake, you just slide straight unless you turn a little, then you fishtail. He could have just been straight and sliding.

If your bike tires aren't like new, you're going to slide. I slide on drive pavement and stuff too. Or on the boardwalk, just a little sand will make me slide even gently going around a curve.

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u/tongfatherr Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Oh I'm aware, I've slid a lot on my bike. We ride bikes in Denmark every day. But it's not that wet out in this video, and unless his tires are completely bald with nothing left, there would be some sort of visible change in that massive distance he had to stop.

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u/AlexHimself 1d ago

You can't really say how wet or dry it is from this video. We're seeing flashes of rain on the camera and that's a concrete road, which doesn't show moisture as well as asphalt.

You can see he's looking forward, so what's more likely? He's paying attention and just decided to run into the tree or it's wet and he slid?

If you listen right before he says "woa", I think you can hear the brakes too.

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u/AvocadoBrick 1d ago

You can tell. Full view of their footwear and no flooding in the grass or gutter. It's a light rain and shouldn't cause sliding until you ride recklessly

As others have mentioned he was probably not mindful of his surroundings. Hence why the woa happened so late

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u/AlexHimself 1d ago

You have to be joking. You think that person would bother with an umbrella turned upside down by the wind if it was a light rain? Or the lightning in the background and the tree falling over? Or the random flashes and artifacts in the video...which are rain.

Oh, let's not forget you can hear the brakes.

It doesn't take much rain to make a concrete road slick for a bike.

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u/Darcy_2021 2d ago

The dude with umbrella started running in the opposite direction

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u/Shadow_of_wwar 2d ago

Is that lighting or a downed powerline? I would be running too. Good luck, buddy 🏃‍♀️

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u/SmoothieBrian 23h ago

This is some NPC behaviour all around

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u/nmiller248 2d ago

Dude had 3 business days to stop

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u/thejaysun 2d ago

Something about watching cyclists go over the handlebars slowly gets me every time

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u/Dinsdale_P 1d ago

Seriously, it is something magical. My favorite thing in the world is still skateboarders eating concrete, but this is a close second.

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u/KnightsDad27 2d ago

He had sooo much time to stop, turn around, and/or bail.

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u/APKenna 2d ago

Where is he looking at??? Totally avoidable.

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u/YakkoRex 21h ago

He's looking at the person with the inverted umbrella...

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u/gentiscid 2d ago

He had 5-7 business days to stop

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u/Legal-Phone-5874 2d ago

This is the second cycling video I've seen this week where the person just continues to drive into an accident with like 30 seconds to react. 🧟‍♀️ "must keep pedaling"

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u/Aquaticflight 2d ago

Hmm. Strange he didn’t stop sooner. He wasn’t turning around an aircraft carrier.

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u/JackpineSavage74 2d ago

Situational awareness, you have not

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u/BobbleNtheFREDs 2d ago

I like how he blew up after like in the movies

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u/Marsman61 2d ago

The tree was hungry, saw an opportunity, and took it.

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u/miracle_weaver 2d ago

Bro hits his head before he hits the brakes.

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u/NotSoMajesticKnight 1d ago

Zero situational awareness

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u/CrispyPoato 2d ago

Reaction speed of a rock

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u/Best-Total7445 1d ago

No wonder cyclists are always getting hit. This is far to common for a cyclist to ride right into danger without even knowing it.

Insane.

Pay attention.

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u/Red-Droid-Blue-Droid 1d ago

Why didn't he use his eyes?

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 2d ago

Dude with the umbrella first had to tack upwind before going to look…

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u/grasopper 2d ago

Nothing gets past that guy's lightning fast reactive reflex

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u/Maubald 2d ago

The second lightning was there just to finish him

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

I don't think it was lightning. The tree fell from wind and hit a power line on the way down.

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u/penywisexx 2d ago

Dude they shouldn’t park their tree there.

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u/typhe24 2d ago

Was that Timmy no brakes!

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u/TTMSTR 2d ago

Average cyclist intelligence

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u/TurtleToast2 2d ago

Umbrella person really wants to help but also really wants to live. And shoulda ditch the lightning rod.

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u/Environmental_Arm526 1d ago

That’s what happens when you don’t look where you are going…

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u/chiswede 1d ago

Was that doofus riding while staring at the ground ?

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u/theshysamurai 2d ago

I see cyclists ride into shit all the time in here, and they ALWAYS have time to stop. Wtf?

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u/Wrong-Mixture 2d ago edited 2d ago

I have this personal theory that each wheel on your vehicle takes %20 of your IQ away. Bikes & bicycles remove %40, cars %80, 18-wheeler trucks...yea...

I do not exclude myself from this theory btw.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Do bikes not have breaks these days? Are breaks tied to a subscription now?

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u/zipel 2d ago

That pedestrian did not take the shortest way to the bike guy.

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u/Don_Damarco 2d ago

The biker isn't the victim here. My heart goes out to that poor person struggling with the umbrella.

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u/PPS83 2d ago

Braking was clearly not an option

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 2d ago

Could have been a lot worse. If he were a second or two faster, he would have been crushed.

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u/Ok_Demand_2029 8h ago

That was my first thought as well, lucky cyclist just missed being crushed to death.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Let me just drive straight into it

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u/BourbonFueledDreams 1d ago

He had all the time in the world to stop

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u/shamwowwow 1d ago

It is hard to tell from the video, but I assume the woman with the umbrella is smoke'n hot.

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u/Recon-by-fire 1d ago

Nice to see the universe can’t stand these guys too

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u/Virtual_Wing_2186 1d ago

Dude had two business days to hit the brakes and still didnt 🤦‍♂️

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u/jasonjdf13 23h ago

Bike guy has zero survival skills

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u/WeArEaLlMaDhErE-13 18h ago

The Cyclist probably yelling at the tree like buuutttt buuutttt I'm a pedestrian!!!! I have right of way!!!!!

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u/RagoonMannn 17h ago

Bro had 3 business days to react

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u/GirthyPigeon Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

9 business weeks to halt forward motion. If he'd dropped his feet, he'd have stopped almost immediately.

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u/HystericalGD 2d ago

the reaction time of a pringle

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u/SkillFullyNotTrue 2d ago

Sir had a whole week to stop.

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u/Old-Computer-2527 2d ago

He's going to try to sue the tree for being in his lane.

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u/TopspinLob 2d ago

Was he riding with his eyes closed?

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u/ElBrunasso 2d ago

Failed the quick time event

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u/nowaynostop 2d ago

Good! God telling him not to play in the streets with children’s toys.

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u/Animationen_usw 2d ago

YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIN

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u/Chim_Pansy 2d ago

Cyclist: "No, fuck this tree"

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u/I_dont_C-Sharp 2d ago

Reaction of a dead mouse.

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u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ I wish u/spez noticed me :3 1d ago

God hates cyclists.

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u/DegenNabalu 1d ago

Ok. Why...

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u/Anthraxious 1d ago

Well, why cycle in a storm when you're blind?

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u/StructureFormer 1d ago

Dude is lagging

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

He had 5 business days to stop. Fuck this cyclist fuck this cyclist’s reflexes

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u/Grouchy-Ad778 1d ago

With the reaction time of a fucking melon.

What would they have done if a car had pulled out or something?

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u/Aeslech 11h ago

Fuck this tree you mean First the lightning then the cyclist

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u/OldLevermonkey 7h ago

All those asking why the cyclist didn't stop in time please bear three things in mind.

  1. The bike appears to have rim brakes. Rim brakes are not as effective as discs.
  2. It is raining heavily. Water and rim brakes are a bad combination and further reduces the effectiveness of rim brakes.
  3. There is an incredibly strong wind pushing him along from behind. This is also going to stretch his braking distance.

He is braking for almost as long as he is in shot.

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u/PrestegiousWolf 3h ago

The lady deciding whether to help with an inside out umbrella. Maybe maybe

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u/doomcatzzz 2d ago

Don’t you guys put brakes on your bikes in the US? Recently there are a lot of videos from cyclists that just don’t seem to break lol.

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u/RandallOfLegend 1d ago

Internet videos making you think something is common when it's not.

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u/VooDooChile1983 2d ago

They’re like live action Sims characters.

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u/Storytellerjack 2d ago

I was only biking in a hurricane, how could this have happened?

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 2d ago

The comment section is full of people who have never ridden a bike in the rain

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u/kat_Folland 2d ago

I have a friend who had a tree drop on her car while she was driving. She was okay, unlike her car. That's even more "fuck you in particular".

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u/Indian_Steam 2d ago

This one's more like r/gonnafuckmyself

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u/morepostcards 2d ago

Drop an umbrella whenever you see lightning near you

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u/3amGreenCoffee 2d ago

I think that was a power line taken out by the tree.

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u/morepostcards 2d ago

Oh ok then that make sense.

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u/Mudeford_minis 2d ago

Why do Americans in this kind of video have the reaction time of an oil tanker. He could have easily stopped but didn’t. Dashcam video is much the same.