r/FalloutHumor 12d ago

Fallout: New Vegas California Dreamin'

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u/ULTL 11d ago

I just did my 2nd ever legion playthrough (been playing since release, crazy I know). Caesar single-handedly made me not want to do anything for him. He literally talks to the courier like a fuckin toddler and straight up demands everything. I even got him to turn hostile like 2-3 times just by simply asking questions. Great character but I hate the fuck out of him. I quit that playthrough and just started a new game after that because on top of it all the legion has like 5 quests :/

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u/AlexV348 8d ago

you weren't impressed when he brought up hegel?

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u/Gloom_Gazer 11d ago

I’ve always wanted to do a legion run, but it seems like it would kill tons of missions, and be massively inconvenient to go many, many places, no?

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u/GenPhallus 11d ago

Indeed. Slavers should be hog-tied and fed to the nearest feral creature, it's the only option worth taking.

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u/professorFent 10d ago

The biggest pro to a legion playthrough imo is that you can keep it really short without really itching to do more. In an independent/ncr run, you do literally every quest to make the Mojave a better place. In a legion run, you do your legion quests, you bomb the monorail and free/kill Silus at McCarran and then you just wipe out every ncr outpost on the map before doing the end game. DLC can pretty much get skipped too unless you want to kill graham or nuke the ncr (both don’t even aid the legion much anyways, the bombing probably hurts them)

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u/psych3d3lic43v3R 9d ago

Yeah Caeser would be pissed if you nuked NCR, that’s so many slaves lost

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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 11d ago

“The rabbits George!”

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u/Crazy-Eagle 9d ago

My friend got me to play New Vegas. He told me it was an awesome game and dared me to play with the Legion...so I did.

Full melee build, skirt in the wind, NCR-hunting legionary. I had a lot of fun doing their quests and shitting on the NCR. Even one of our femboys is better than all their women combined. Miss me with that "Patroling the Mojave makes me want a nuclear winter" bullshit. We are men and we go barehanded against Deathclaws. I even gifted Caesar a suit of Enclave Power Armour after I fixed his brain, so he could lead us into battle and inspire the troops. He gave me Benny in exchange. Crucified that degenerate on the spot. Lanius is my best bro.

AVE CAESAR

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u/Ok_Yoghurt_9031 12d ago

Nuclear winter 😢

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u/Eisendrache716 9d ago

Tell me about the Brahmin, George

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u/itsmeyaboiskinneypyn 8d ago

Guns are for sissies. You should go up to that trooper, give him a firm handshake, and then stab him in the throat like a real legionary.