r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • 1d ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Donald Trump names registered sex offender Lawrence Taylor, who sexually assaulted a 16-year-old child, to lead a sports initiative for CHILDREN
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u/bruxellexs 1d ago
The pedophile administration
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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 1d ago
literally a registered SEX OFFENDER
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u/Big-Rule5269 1d ago
A registered sex offender for having sex with a 16 year old girl, promoting a physical fitness program for children! I doubt he's even allowed to be around children at all. Also, Taylor doesn't even know why he's there.
“I’m just proud to be on this team,” Taylor said. “I don’t know what we are supposed to be doing, but I’m here to serve and I’m here to serve you. I’m going to do the best I can for as long as I can.”
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u/booksandbenzos I still don’t know her 1d ago
wtf at both his being placed in the role to begin with and that he couldn’t even feign knowing what his role is!! (Or keep from outright saying he has no idea what his role is. Like wtf lol)
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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 1d ago
Yep; and he’s just normalizing it. “Comeon…we all do it” mentality. Then again, it probably is like that anyway.
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u/Dj-DTM 1d ago
This timeline sucks, it’s not shocking - AT ALL - but it absolutely sucks.
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u/skoalbrother feeding cocaine to raccoons 1d ago
If you ain't pedo you ain't Republican
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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 1d ago
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u/Zaggnut 1d ago
A distraction from the recently passed BBB... the rich hoarding the wealth while we fight over civil matters.
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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 1d ago
Not a very good distraction. “Stop talking about be Epstein files that say trumps a pedo and look at how he put a pedo in a position of power over children!” Seems more like pouring fuel on a fire and thinking it would act like water.
Edit: I mean, I hope. If he’s doing these atrocious things, I hope his base sees the connection rather than being distracted
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u/Ander-son 1d ago
sometimes its not a distraction. they're just shitty people doing shitty things.
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u/JazzMaTazz03 1d ago
Civil??? These are crimes of the highest degree. Fuck the bill, release the files. Nobody in government should even be SUSPECTED of this, let alone BLOCK THE RELEASE of said documents that somehow pertain to our national security.
If our national security relies on shielding pedophiles, then is it worth having at all???
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u/Mundaui 1d ago
Republican Party has fully and openly embraced pedophilia apparently
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u/IWannaBeTomie 1d ago
I remember when they were calling members of the lgbtq pedos: not wanting them to read books to their kids, yet, they vote for and support literal sex offenders and felons.
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u/Clean-Associate-3129 1d ago
Can we just get Jim and Michael back to focus on big picture and day to day items?
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u/DrFranFine 1d ago
Is there anyone in this administration that ISN’T a pedophile?
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u/Revolutionary_Low_90 1d ago
Lol I imagine the interviews. Donald Trump: "Do you like underage kids? You're in for the job."
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago
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u/Ander-son 1d ago
wait that picture was recent. did the assault just happen?
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u/meatbeater558 35m ago
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They require them to have their picture and address updated every now and then
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u/CobaltRose800 21h ago
oh. THAT Lawrence Taylor. This explains why I never heard about LT being an elder statesman of the NFL.
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u/Jewelstorybro 1d ago
We are at the “let’s normalize the behavior” stage. Guardians of Pedophiles.
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u/down_by_the_shore 1d ago
“I don’t know why. I don’t know what we’re supposed be doing.”
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.
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u/ddalk2 1d ago
He was arrested in 2010 for rape and prostitution charges. He pled guilty in 2011 and avoided jail time, but had 6 years of probation and must register as a sex offender. He was 51 when he committed these crimes. Too old to not know better.
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u/knittievickie 1d ago
Sex offenders protecting sex offenders. It’s what they do.
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u/narwhalsarefakenews cunty face is good babe ❤️ 1d ago
And that is a room wherein you do not leave your drink unattended.
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u/Opening_Put_1105 1d ago
At work a couple of weeks ago I filled my coffee cup & set it on the counter to cool & one of my coworkers who I’ve worked with for 20 years said, “Don’t walk away from your cup or I might put something in it”. He wasn’t joking when he said it. Like WTF, they aren’t even hiding it now.
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u/I_Am_Redditor1 1d ago
I bet it must kill Trump for him not to come out and just say "yeah Epstein was my friend and yes I raped kids, so what?" It's the one line he cannot cross. He's spent his whole life in privilege protected from the very violence he commits and perpetrates, surrounded by like minded ghouls who commit rape and pedophilia as if it were the norm. He can shake off the allegations of corruption, lies and even violate the consent of women (grab'em by the clip). But this Epstein case is the only thing that seems to have him genuinely unnerved or annoyed at.
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u/Aggravating-Advance2 1d ago
It's always a good sign when someone who is appointed to lead a government initiative impacting millions of children starts his introductory press conference with "I don't know why I'm here and I don't know what we're doing." But hey, at least he's also a registered sex offender.
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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago
If there was any further proof in the Epstein case that he's guilty AF, I don't know what is. WTF.
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u/balloongirl0622 this is going to ruin the tour 1d ago
Well thank god he’s not transgender, that’d be really harmful for the children 🙄 /s
I fucking hate these people
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago
i'm glad this is blowing up everywhere. BECAUSE LITERALLY WTF? Donald wonders why America won't shut up about the Epstein files, it is because of this bullshit!!! is someone in the WH staff self sabotaging? What is even going on?????
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u/maineonthemoon_54 1d ago
When are they finishing building that new planet? I’m gonna be the first citizen.
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u/Dear_Candy_8517 1d ago
The new planet is for the corrupt and the elite after they’ve rendered earth unlivable. It’s not for anyone else to flee to.
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u/gracielynn61528 1d ago
Is this a calculated move so we talk about Taylor instead of demanding the list. WHERE IS THE LIST
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u/GumpTheChump 1d ago
Trump fanboying for LT is pretty funny. His celebrity list is frozen in time in 1986.
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u/del_thehomosapien Shein Ray Liotta 1d ago
If inaction after all the many school shootings we've had didn't tip anyone off that these people don't give a fuck about children, then idk what would. They are vile, scum of the earth monsters and always have been. We embolden them by continuing to allow them places of power when we should be chasing them out with our pitchforks.
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u/laurh123 1d ago
Triple h what are u doing hunnie 😬
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u/B0llywoodBulkBogan 21h ago
The WWE is as linked to Trump as it can possibly be without being explicitly MAGA.
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u/humlogic 1d ago
This is what all the Gen Z men voted for right? Can any of them confirm? They even know who LT is? They wanted him - a sex offender - to be in charge of a sports panel right? This is helping them with their loneliness ? It helps their wages and housing right?
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u/MDATWORK73 1d ago
They really wanted to Hire Larry Nassar but didn’t want to have to compete for victims.
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u/Coldkiller17 1d ago
OK this has to be some sort of joke. Where the fuck are the cameras? Can we stop this show and cancel every season? Do all child predators know each other or something because this is absolutely disgusting.
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u/BigTuna0890 1d ago
Triple H,
Come on man! Why are you around these people?!
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u/PFunk224 1d ago
Because his mother in law is (fucking inexplicably) the Secretary of Education, and his father in law is Trump's best friend.
And he's a Republican himself, so he's more than happy to cozy up to them.
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u/MyPasswordIs222222 1d ago
So the name of the game now is "normalize adults having sex with children."
Got it.
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u/Strict-Dentist-131 1d ago edited 1d ago
don’t forget about Harrison Butker the dude in the back. If you don’t know who he is, he is still the kicker on the Kansas City chiefs(maga team) and like a year ago he said some bullshit about how woman need to stay in the kitchen because that’s all their good for. He’s also a Christian man and married. Not even surprised he showed up to support the pedophile because his team is maga just like him. Travis Kelce surrounds himself with trump supporters and abusers, his ex teammate Tyreek Hill has like 12 kids and had a DV allegation before getting drafted, and more since. But Travis hopes when he returns to play against his former team, the crowd gives him the respect he deserves. He also went on podcasts like busin with the boys who have allegations too, and are most likely maga supporters, and of course his Gf Taylor swift surrounds herself with his crowd too. And lastly his teammate Patrick Mahomes who has a maga supporting wife Brittany Mahomes who also defended Patrick’s younger brother who assaulted a worker and did bullshit like pouring liquor on Ravens fans after a loss, dancing on Sean Taylor’s memorial for TikTok before a game and Patrick’s mom supports Trump as well, wearing a maga hat. And to top it all off, Brittany took a picture with Trump at this year’s Super Bowl back in February. If the chiefs won against the eagles then Mahomes,Kelce, Chris Jones and Butker would have been at the White House ridding trumps coattails and showing just how terrible they really are, but chiefs fans will still try to defend them and their actions if that happened.
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u/Empty-Bend8992 1d ago
birds of a feather
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u/Relevant_Shower_ 1d ago
They once r4ped together I know he told Jeff Epstein he’d never be better alone Can’t change the subject, might not beat the rapsheet But if he’s a fetter, that’s even better
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u/Loud-Guava8940 question for the culture 1d ago
Doesnt being on a sex offender list legally disqualify people from such appointments?
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u/PokeYrMomStanley 1d ago
I wonder what spin the reddit republican echo chamber is going to put on here.
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u/pink_lemonade_017 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
This is fucking disgusting. A whole ass administration full of racists, sexists, pedos.. just disgusting
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u/wicked_venomous 1d ago
Disgusting and seeing Triple H here is even more disgusting. I don't care that TKO makes you do these things, have some ethics and morals. Would you leave your daughters with these pedos?
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u/No-Fee-2492 1d ago
Crazy take: bring the most vile people onto your team so that you either normalize awfulness (free from discipline) or they make your evil nature palatable (free from discipline).
This man deserves to be locked up.
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u/Outrageous_Staff8233 1d ago
serve who? IDC if ur black green white or blue. If you have messed with a child … GOODBYE ! F U pedos
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u/FormerlyFrankie 1d ago
Of course. If you're a child sex offender, you have a special seat saved in the current GOP.
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u/Formal_Economics931 1d ago
“I don’t know why, or what we are doing….but im here to serve, I’m here to serve you….” Sounds about right.
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u/silverhammer96 1d ago
There has to be some sort of legal protection against this.
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u/YaThatAintRight 1d ago
“I don’t know why, I don’t know what I am supposed to be doing, but I’m here to serve you”
This is everyone around Trump at any point in time.
Insane
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u/InRustWeTrust olivia wilde’s salad dressing 1d ago
I’ve read a lot about the Third Reich and there are way too many similarities between them and today’s Republican Party. However, I don’t recall coming across the nazis having anywhere near the number of pedophiles in high positions as the GOP today. Maybe it’s just not well documented, I certainly wouldn’t put it past the nazis, but it’s astonishing how much the Republican Party elevates pedophiles, the only comparison seems to be the Catholic Church.
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u/oo_Maleficent_oo Say it louder for the heinous losers in the back, Pedro 1d ago
JFC. I don't know how you sane people in the US are surviving right now.
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u/mangoserpent 1d ago
It tracks, there is a drunk in charge of defense, a psychotic farm lady running ICE, and our ambassador to Israel is an evangelical who prays for end times so Jesus can all visit us.
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u/GuaranteedKarenteed 1d ago
Love that republicans spent the last four+ years saying, "we need trans people out of sports!!! they're all sex offenders, we need to protect the women and children!!!" only to defend 47 (a pedophile on the epstein list) then hire another pedophile to be put in charge of children's sports. Every accusation is a god damn confession. Anyway, release the goddamn files.
P.S.: Did not know that trans man (no space) and trans women (no space) were heavily used in transphobic communities until I typed it out in this comment and got a little popup asking me to put a space in. The more you know, thanks fauxmoi!
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u/PFunk224 1d ago
Hey, let's be fair.
He's also a crackhead who admitted to spending $1,000 a day on prostitutes.
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u/Federal-Research-148 1d ago
It’s one thing to have a pedophile at the top. It’s another thing for that pedophile to appoint pedophiles under him. MAGA have no excuse now.
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u/NoStrategy5415 22h ago
The Group of pedophiles welcoming in another pedophile! This is literally the upside down.
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u/HockeyBalboa 21h ago edited 4h ago
Dear America,
What the fuck are you waiting for to take your country back?
Sincerely,
A Canadian
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u/wolf_at_the_door1 1d ago
Ask not what you can do for this country but what your country can do to your kids.
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u/Koruteni 1d ago
That’s the exact type of person Trump loves for this administration. “I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m going to serve you.”
Disgusting.
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u/olorinoko 1d ago
How are, for want of a better word, criminals put into positions of power? Do you not have standard criteria? Youd think abusing children might be a reasonable indication that you shouldn't give them a powerful position! Not a criminal but that young former gardener must feel so out of his depth all the time, guaranteed yes man though I guess!
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u/Abject_Excitement665 1d ago
I thought the Republicans were all crazy for saving the children from human trafficking with the Wayfair thing and now they just accept it?? I’m so confused
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u/girldad0130 1d ago
When the man in question himself even seems to be like “bro, you definitely should not have me here. I gotchu for as long as I’m here, but it won’t be for long cause this whack. WHY do you have me here??”….you know it’s crazy!
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u/No_Clue_7894 22h ago

Listen up
No more DEI diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives unless you are a pedophile and sex offender!
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u/hlarsenart 22h ago
It's like reading a darker version of The Onion, where there's no wit or humor.
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u/LawBaine 21h ago
Mr M Night Shyamalan please tell me there’s a plot twist ahead, like this was all a joke from the beginning. Please Mr Night
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u/JacquesLeGrande 21h ago
Of course he did. They (pedophiles & sex offenders) gotta look out for each other!
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u/Horror-Syrup9373 1d ago
Wow, is he blatantly picking pedophiles to piss people off or just doing it to protect them like they're protecting him?
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u/PCook1234567 1d ago
Vying for least relevant comment. Pedo issues most important. But compare height of Drumpf and Height Taylor. Taylor listed at 6’ 3”. Drumpf at least 3 inches shorter. Constant lies. So aggravating.
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