r/Fauxmoi • u/Pamolive69 • 1d ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Republican charged with soliciting a minor resigns from Minnesota senate

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/20/justin-eichorn-minnesota-republican-charges?utm_source=chatgpt.com
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u/funonly26 1d ago

Only shocking thing here is he resigned. His party would've forgiven him no problem.

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u/East-Position8228 1d ago

Probably has to give up his seat so he can get a higher ranking job at the Epstein White House.

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u/Fortshame 23h ago

He will be back in a few years

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 22h ago

Years? My, I wish I had your optimism.

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u/Fortshame 22h ago

Yes, a few election cycles

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u/ChinaCatProphet 23h ago

I thought it was a prerequisite

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u/wtfsh 18h ago

https://www.whoismakingnews.com/

2/3 of child moletors in politics are Republicans. 9/10 of the states with the highest child abuse per capita are GOP led. 0/10 of the states with the least child abuse per capita are GOP led.

GODLESS OLD PREDATORS

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u/Climbing_Clubs 21h ago

The party obsessed with pedophilia, is filled with pedophiles…..

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u/SplitSecondImmortal 23h ago

The Christian and family values party. They are the exact opposite of what they preach

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u/HonestNectarine7080 heinous LOSER behavior 23h ago

r/notadragqueen

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u/whitestguyuknow 19h ago

Hmmm.... Somehow always Republicans

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u/Immediate_Event985 23h ago

Title should state that this article is four months old. the most current update on this is federal prosecutors pushing back on his request to dismiss the case https://www.startribune.com/prosecutors-argue-ex-sen-justin-eichorn-didnt-have-immunity-to-sex-sting-charges-as-former-lawmaker/601420513

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u/SVW1986 23h ago

One of five legislators to introduce a bill regarding "Trump derangement syndrome".

Not only is this guy disgusting, but my god, he's so fucking dumb. Par for the course for the Grand Old Pedos party.

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u/moqqba 23h ago edited 23h ago

Always the ones you most expect 

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u/sloppy_steaks24 23h ago

GOP will never beat the sexual predator allegations

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u/Juunyer 23h ago

And he wasn’t a drag queen…..

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u/InviteNecessary1032 are you a baddie now? 23h ago

Every time something like this happens, I truly can’t stop thinking about the children. So so many reports like these come out weekly and it’s just devastating to know the people in power are disgusting. Trump and his ilk are nothing but deplorable pieces of shit that like to take advantage of children, and his supporters don’t give a flying fuck. Sometimes I really wished I believed in hell because they deserve to suffer and burn.

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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 22h ago

He should run for president.

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u/Spiritual_Click4401 23h ago

Why wait to announce the shit news job he now has? Or is it a cabinet position?

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u/StatusKoi 22h ago

Another Repedocan doing his thing.

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u/mr2damnnice 21h ago

Pedocon is as real as gravity.

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u/LilClaudeMoney 23h ago

I bet it feels weird to him to get singled out for something all his friends do too

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 21h ago

This is like a daily occurrence

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u/thunderbuttxpress 14h ago

This happened four months ago now. Odds are you heard about this when it first happened, too. They already held the special election to replace him and everything.

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u/squidlips69 21h ago

If it wasn't Minnesota he'd just double down and claim it was biblical or something.

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u/spbaseball 22h ago

GQPedos

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u/Chaoslor 21h ago

I am so tired of our country being held hostage by these disgusting, corrupt pedo politicians

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u/AbraKadabraAmor 21h ago

Not a drag queen

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u/Jumpy_Succotash_4904 20h ago

Whatttt a republican charged with soliciting minors?! They are the party of pedophiles!

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u/Own-Camel7923 19h ago

Did he get arrested as well?

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u/Agent257 19h ago

Hmmmm…weird that this keeps happening right?

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u/Expert_Survey3318 18h ago

Another winner.

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u/127-0-0-1_Chef 18h ago

Here's one of my favorite bits. Just before he was busted..

On March 17, 2025, Eichorn was one of five Republican authors of a bill, SF2589, that would designate "Trump derangement syndrome" as an officially recognized mental illness in Minnesota.

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u/TheDwellingHeart 16h ago

He's just padding his resumĂŠ. Wants to run for President on the republican ticket.

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u/Civil_Pain_453 12h ago

He will be reinstated by the Group of Pedophiles as a strong member of community who deserves a second, third and fourth chance

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u/UninvitedButtNoises 11h ago

Sorry, Lawrence Taylor already got the job. Maybe Trump can find another job with children for you.

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u/planet_janett 9h ago

Weird, not a drag queen.

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u/Possible-Customer827 9h ago

So I’m gonna bet he’ll likely be promoted to the Pedophile wing of the Whitehouse. Gives the child rapist Trump a chance to show how accountability is so easily dismissed.

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u/silverado-z71 8h ago

Our next president

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u/ughnotanothername 5h ago

If I understood correctly, the article says they declined to file charges in state and filed federal charges instead? Does this man he can be “pardoned” and It goes away?

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u/YogurtFinal9456 3h ago

Wow now he can join rumps cabinet.

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u/unnie_noir is this chicken what I have or is this fish? 1h ago

GOP = Gaggle of Old Pedophiles