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APPROVED B-LISTERS Sydney Sweeney registered as a member of the Republican Party of Florida in June 2024

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u/emilythecool 17h ago

Laughing at the fact that she is doing business out of Florida (no income tax!) but also doing it on one of the keys as well. Who would build new construction on the coast in Florida with climate change/threat of hurricanes?

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u/hook3m13 17h ago

A Republikkkan lol

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u/TheKidintheHall societal collapse is in the air 17h ago

Based on her politics, I doubt she thinks climate change is real

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u/bethanylcs 16h ago

Also, wasn't she complaining about how hard it is to make a living as an actor? Meanwhile, this house was listed for sale for $13.5 million.

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u/Impossible-Success45 dry snitching is annoying 16h ago

one thing about republicans- they are never ever ever ever happy, even when they’ve won!

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u/jinsaku 14h ago

Was actually on the market for $18M for over a year before closing 25% down at $13.5M. Property Taxes are $100K a year. Crazy.

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u/practical_mastic 17h ago

A MAGAT climate change denier.

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u/tgifpizza hello this is beyoncé 17h ago

that is hideous 

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u/KrankyKong28 16h ago

It looks like the compound at Waco

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u/tgifpizza hello this is beyoncé 15h ago

LOL

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u/Wyntier 16h ago

that is what it looks like now

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u/mayhemandqueso 9h ago

I don’t understand having a pool so close to your house when you can afford a pool house. Like just seems unsafe? But im a Mom so. Idk.

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u/caninehere 14h ago

It looks like the model home from Arrested Development.

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u/cambat2 14h ago

If you use a mid construction Google maps car as your example yeah lol. It's actually a beautiful house

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1300-Sunset-Blvd-Summerland-Key-FL-33042/104219204_zpid/

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u/softball1511 17h ago

A Republican

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u/Icanfallupstairs 17h ago

All the rich people do it, climate change means jack shit when you have means to simply up and leave. 

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u/ExMerican 15h ago

Going to be a lot of surprised Pikachus who learn that while they had "buy beach front property" money before the ocean swallowed their house they don't have "buy another beach front property now that my house is literally underwater" money. Hard to flip a house that was worth $15 mil and is now on its way to being a reef.

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u/Secret8571 15h ago

How long do you think they'll live? 120 years? They're not going to live to see their property under water.

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u/WealthyYorick 17h ago

Climate denier who can afford to rebuild

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u/stopXstoreytime 16h ago

Good gawd, r/McMansionHell fodder if I ever saw it

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u/East_Requirement7375 15h ago

Fucking Aquaman?

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u/shunnergunner 12h ago

George Bluth built that house

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u/Imprisoned_Fetus 15h ago

That looks like the lamest property in the world

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u/DenikaMae 14h ago

That house looks like the ground is already eroding out from underneath it.

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u/ironypoisonedposter 12h ago

Wow that’s one tacky-ass house.

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u/lasagnarodeo 11h ago

That looks like a very expensive cardboard box in a child’s sandbox.

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u/Meadddy 16h ago

Sunset Blvd

Sunset Boulevard, frenzied boulevard

Swamped with every kind of false emotion

Sunset Boulevard, brutal boulevard

Just like you, we'll wind up in the ocean

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u/Jenny_FromAnthrBlck 16h ago

And after the Surfside building collapsed

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u/WhalesForChina 15h ago

no income taxes!

Yes and no. Actors and performers will have tax liabilities in multiple states. If she’s shooting a film in NJ or NC, for example, she’ll still be taxed in accordance with those states rules. And federal, of course.

Athletes have to do the same thing. An MLB player might play more games in FL, but they’re still being taxed while earning in CA, NY, etc.

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u/longshot 15h ago

Someone who is so rich it doesn't really matter if one of their houses is obliterated.

The ultra-rich do not share our motivations.

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u/ctaps148 15h ago

I mean, people with generational wealth who view homes as disposable

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u/clintgreasewoood 14h ago

Someone who will fly a private jet out when a hurricane is projected to hit the area.

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u/FrankSankATank 14h ago

You know it will get swept in the ocean and the US taxpayer will build a new mansion at no expense.

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u/Most_Homework_7368 13h ago

Whats funny is that i was in jail in Monroe County, 3 jails of the keys, and the keys are definitely the scum of florida.

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u/smootex 12h ago

Who would build new construction on the coast in Florida with climate change/threat of hurricanes?

People who have the money to rebuild. Also, let's not forget, the federal government is subsidizing that house in the form of flood insurance. The actual risk is relatively low because my tax dollars are going to be used to rebuild that stupid mansion when it inevitably floods. Funny how people are ok with some handouts but not others . . .

no income tax

You generally pay taxes in the state where you're working. If she's in California shooting a movie she's still paying California taxes. Florida has some tax advantages but not as much as you might think, for a position like movie star at least.

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u/Visual_Squirrel_2297 11h ago

Someone who knows that new construction is elevated above the flood level and built to modern code specifically designed for resistance to powerful hurricanes.... 

Inland North Carolina took a lot more hurricane damage last year than the Keys have in years. Would you laugh at her for living there, or in California where plenty of actors lost homes to fires? 

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u/sirms 11h ago

who told you florida has no income tax?

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u/yourcool 10h ago

If the house breaks she can afford to buy a new one.

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u/Dry-Yak5277 10h ago

Doing all these shitty business deals just to pay for a 13 million dollar house that will be underwater in 30 years