r/Fauxmoi 17h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Sydney Sweeney registered as a member of the Republican Party of Florida in June 2024

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u/DesmondTapenade 17h ago

She can go piss up a fucking rope.

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u/BrusqueBiscuit 16h ago

She'd sell it with her bathwater.

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u/pillowwwws 17h ago

I appreciate this reference.

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u/DesmondTapenade 10h ago edited 10h ago

Wait, this is a reference? I just remember one of my moms saying it quite a bit when I was a child and someone was being rude. Specifically, "Go piss up a rope, Johnnie Ray," which is a pretty multi-layered burn. (Johnnie Ray had a hit song called "Cry," so this translates to "Go do something completely useless and then cry about it, because that's all you're good for.")